Cooking babies in Sims. Wait what.... I have 3 stories my sister has told me when she was playing Sims. All involve babies. So, she was once playing it and one of the people was hungry. So she told  Cooking babies in Sims Wait what I have 3 stories my sister has told me when she was playing All involve So once it and one of the people hungry
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#42 - EdwardNigma
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I have 3 stories my sister has told me when she was playing Sims. All involve babies.

So, she was once playing it and one of the people was hungry. So she told them to cook ****, but they were holding the baby. So of course, they put the baby they were holding, in the ******* oven, and the baby disappeared forever.

Story 2, a Sim was holding a baby, then ate some food someone else in the house made. The baby appeared to be in the bowl. Then the baby disappeared when she finished eating.

And the final story, she had just moved to a new house after he sim had triplets. The mother and father took 2 babies inside the new house, but left the last baby on the ******* sidewalk. They didn't go out to get it, and the game wouldn't let her take the baby. Then some dude just drives up to the house in a limo, picks up the baby, and gets back in. Then drives off with the baby.
#95 to #42 - highnhorney
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(03/10/2013) [-]
******* jimmy savile!!! couldn't have enough kids in real life so turns up in sims to steal more kidies!!!!
#116 to #42 - leachan **User deleted account**
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Do you have any other Sims stories? These are interesting....
#117 to #116 - EdwardNigma
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(03/11/2013) [-]
No.
I have failed you.
#119 to #117 - leachan **User deleted account**
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(03/11/2013) [-]
I have a few...    
   
The first time I played sims, I just made a single mother and her baby. The baby seemed happy but I guess the mother wasn't because she jumped into the pool and drowned herself.   
   
Another time I had a couple with a baby who got married, I forgot to get a babysitter so when the parents went on their honeymoon I freaked out and removed all the doors to the house. When the lady came to get the baby, SHE TELEPORTED THROUGH THE ******* WALL!    
   
And one time, I was playing a family and someone from another family ran down the street, slapped my sim in the face a few times, then ran off.
I have a few...

The first time I played sims, I just made a single mother and her baby. The baby seemed happy but I guess the mother wasn't because she jumped into the pool and drowned herself.

Another time I had a couple with a baby who got married, I forgot to get a babysitter so when the parents went on their honeymoon I freaked out and removed all the doors to the house. When the lady came to get the baby, SHE TELEPORTED THROUGH THE ******* WALL!

And one time, I was playing a family and someone from another family ran down the street, slapped my sim in the face a few times, then ran off.
#124 to #119 - EdwardNigma
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Nevermind, I remembered 2 I posted on the VG board. In these ones, I'm actually playing it.

So, here I am...simming. And suddenly, the ******* Repo Man appears. I never got a notification about the bills. So, he takes something. What does he take? My burglar alarm. My ******* Burglar alarm was repossessed. The guy was black, no less.

The second story, my character was a witch. (Mutha ******* supernatural expansion.) I'd just fixed a lock in the towns prison, and the notification said I was a hero. How about NO? I light fires with my magic outside the city hall. A lot of fire. In the morning, all the people who work at the town hall are just staring at the endless fire, spreading, dying, spreading again, slowly growing larger, and I keep making even more fire. Eventually, I manage to **** up and light myself on fire. No one has even tried to put out the fires. And everyone just ignores the fact I am engulfed in flames. 12 people watch as I start to burn to death. When suddenly, a big, buff black guy runs up. IT'S MOTHER ******* BIG HARTLEY. He extinguishes me and all the fire single handedly, all while wearing a ******* tuxedo. I became friends with that guy afterwards. The morale of the story, everyone is a sociopath, except dudes in tuxedos.
#1 - jettom [OP] ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
The aftermath.
The aftermath.
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#98 - coolcalx
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I was playing Sims 2 one day, and I thought to myself "Hey, you know what? I've never made a black person before!"   
   
so I set off on my journey to make a fine negro gentleman to place into the world of my sims. I spent quite a while making him perfect: gave him a clean haircut and a nice business suit, and I was ready to start his life.   
   
I put him into an apartment and check his career aspiration so I can get him a job.   
I pause. I can't believe what I'm seeing.   
"Career Aspiration: Criminal"   
   
what the ****, EA?   
I make ONE black person, and his career aspiration is to be a CRIMINAL?   
I rolled with it. I got him to flirt with the cute redhead next door, they 'woohoo'd' and had twins.   
   
I quit. just like a criminal black father would.   
   
mfw this whole ordeal.
I was playing Sims 2 one day, and I thought to myself "Hey, you know what? I've never made a black person before!"

so I set off on my journey to make a fine negro gentleman to place into the world of my sims. I spent quite a while making him perfect: gave him a clean haircut and a nice business suit, and I was ready to start his life.

I put him into an apartment and check his career aspiration so I can get him a job.
I pause. I can't believe what I'm seeing.
"Career Aspiration: Criminal"

what the ****, EA?
I make ONE black person, and his career aspiration is to be a CRIMINAL?
I rolled with it. I got him to flirt with the cute redhead next door, they 'woohoo'd' and had twins.

I quit. just like a criminal black father would.

mfw this whole ordeal.
#130 to #98 - anon
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(03/11/2013) [-]
You do know skin color in sims games does not effect personality traits and aspirations, right? In fact, the personality that you give him is what influences his aspirations.
#141 to #130 - coolcalx
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(03/11/2013) [-]
+1 for missing the point.

also, I thought the aspirations were randomly generated. I could be wrong, but it doesn't change the joke.
#139 to #130 - theverylonghorn
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(03/11/2013) [-]
Are you retarded? or are you just retarded?
#134 to #112 - lazaman
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#114 to #112 - Aleafe
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#120 to #112 - nevrit
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(03/11/2013) [-]
You could also put that music to this video www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYGhmJD9LKc
#122 to #112 - doctorhorrible
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#125 to #112 - feelythefeel
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#118 to #112 - lordxdanswich
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#34 - trollypollyz
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(03/10/2013) [-]
This made front page yesterday, reposts are starting to rule the world.
This made front page yesterday, reposts are starting to rule the world.
#35 to #34 - jettom [OP] ONLINE
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Really? I didn't know; found it on tumblr.
#49 to #34 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Starting? Repost have been ruling this place since the beginning.

This is not only a repost, it's a "as seen in the comment section" as well.
#50 to #49 - trollypollyz
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(03/10/2013) [-]
You have no name anon. Therefore I cannot acknowledge you as an actual person, just a blank space on the internet.
You have no name anon. Therefore I cannot acknowledge you as an actual person, just a blank space on the internet.
#70 to #50 - Greevon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
#54 to #50 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Everyone is just a blank space on the internet. Account or not, everyone is nameless.
#55 to #54 - trollypollyz
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Still can't hear you...
#56 to #55 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Of course you can't I'm not talking, I'm typing and you're reading it.
#58 to #56 - trollypollyz
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Can't hear you
#59 to #58 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
You're still replying though.
#60 to #59 - trollypollyz
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Helooo, anyone?
#61 to #60 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Hi
#62 to #61 - trollypollyz
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Is someone there?
#63 to #62 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Yeah I'm here, do you need some assistance?
#64 to #63 - trollypollyz
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#108 to #64 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
He's not the only person thumbing you down.
#67 to #64 - anon
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(03/10/2013) [-]
I don't have an account, I deleted it some time ago.

I never thumb anything, because thumbs are meaningless.
#91 - MasterManiac
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Only Sims related pic I have
#123 - lemoron ONLINE
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(03/11/2013) [-]
wtf, didn't even add seasonings or anything...
#47 - galkawhm
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(03/10/2013) [-]
When asked why the baby's on fire later.
When asked why the baby's on fire later.
#109 to #47 - sirbrentcoe
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(03/10/2013) [-]
here's the whole gif
here's the whole gif
#121 - neoexdeath ONLINE
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(03/11/2013) [-]
No...
#33 - sirbutterballs
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Makin' babies
Makin' bacon babies
Makin' babies
Makin' bacon babies
#113 to #33 - darnex
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(03/10/2013) [-]
Fry some bacon and put in on the babies
Bacon babiiiiiieeeeeeeeesssss