Cooking babies in Sims. Wait what.... I have 3 stories my sister has told me when she was playing Sims. All involve babies. So, she was once playing it and one of the people was hungry. So she told
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#42 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (03/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I have 3 stories my sister has told me when she was playing Sims. All involve babies.

So, she was once playing it and one of the people was hungry. So she told them to cook shit, but they were holding the baby. So of course, they put the baby they were holding, in the fucking oven, and the baby disappeared forever.

Story 2, a Sim was holding a baby, then ate some food someone else in the house made. The baby appeared to be in the bowl. Then the baby disappeared when she finished eating.

And the final story, she had just moved to a new house after he sim had triplets. The mother and father took 2 babies inside the new house, but left the last baby on the fucking sidewalk. They didn't go out to get it, and the game wouldn't let her take the baby. Then some dude just drives up to the house in a limo, picks up the baby, and gets back in. Then drives off with the baby.
#1 - jettom ONLINE (03/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
The aftermath.
The aftermath.
#98 - coolcalx (03/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
I was playing Sims 2 one day, and I thought to myself "Hey, you know what? I've never made a black person before!"   
   
so I set off on my journey to make a fine negro gentleman to place into the world of my sims. I spent quite a while making him perfect: gave him a clean haircut and a nice business suit, and I was ready to start his life.   
   
I put him into an apartment and check his career aspiration so I can get him a job.   
I pause. I can't believe what I'm seeing.   
"Career Aspiration: Criminal"   
   
what the fuck, EA?   
I make ONE black person, and his career aspiration is to be a CRIMINAL?   
I rolled with it. I got him to flirt with the cute redhead next door, they 'woohoo'd' and had twins.   
   
I quit. just like a criminal black father would.   
   
mfw this whole ordeal.
I was playing Sims 2 one day, and I thought to myself "Hey, you know what? I've never made a black person before!"

so I set off on my journey to make a fine negro gentleman to place into the world of my sims. I spent quite a while making him perfect: gave him a clean haircut and a nice business suit, and I was ready to start his life.

I put him into an apartment and check his career aspiration so I can get him a job.
I pause. I can't believe what I'm seeing.
"Career Aspiration: Criminal"

what the fuck, EA?
I make ONE black person, and his career aspiration is to be a CRIMINAL?
I rolled with it. I got him to flirt with the cute redhead next door, they 'woohoo'd' and had twins.

I quit. just like a criminal black father would.

mfw this whole ordeal.
#112 - nsfwanon (03/10/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#34 - trollypollyz (03/10/2013) [+] (16 replies)
This made front page yesterday, reposts are starting to rule the world.
This made front page yesterday, reposts are starting to rule the world.
#91 - MasterManiac (03/10/2013) [-]
Only Sims related pic I have
User avatar #123 - lemoron ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
wtf, didn't even add seasonings or anything...
#47 - galkawhm ONLINE (03/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
When asked why the baby's on fire later.
When asked why the baby's on fire later.
#121 - neoexdeath ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
No...
User avatar #33 - sirbutterballs (03/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Makin' babies
Makin' bacon babies
Makin' babies
Makin' bacon babies
User avatar #111 - iliekcereal (03/10/2013) [-]
I love how the girl in the window is crying
#99 - curtisawesome ONLINE (03/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#36 - fatjoint (03/10/2013) [+] (35 replies)
Do you guys know where I can download The Sims 3 for free ?
#48 to #36 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (03/10/2013) [-]
Just buy it you pile of shit.
#129 - zumzizeroo (03/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Reminds me of this story a bit   

			
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its kinda long but hilarious   
   
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Reminds me of this story a bit
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its kinda long but hilarious

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#128 - mooghens ONLINE (03/11/2013) [-]
I want mah baby back baby back baby back baby back riiiibs
I want mah baby back baby back baby back baby back riiiibs
#27 - payseht (03/10/2013) [-]
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You can do a lot of things with babies if you set your mind to it
User avatar #132 - pixar (03/11/2013) [-]
Ba - by - Q ?
#44 - felixjarl ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Needs some seasoning.
User avatar #39 - johndapro ONLINE (03/10/2013) [-]
Haha, that guy in the window
#142 - solarisofcelestia (03/11/2013) [+] (2 replies)
Muhahahahahaha! Murder!
Muhahahahahaha! Murder!
User avatar #147 to #142 - jettom ONLINE (09/12/2013) [-]
She seems excited.
Is she cumming
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