How i flirt as a woman. .. The world would be a simpler place if all women were open like that.
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#64 - mrhaihoang (03/09/2013) [-]
how i flirt
how i flirt
#90 to #64 - scanners (03/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
The world would be a simpler place if all women were open like that.
#85 to #11 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
They are. And that's what I hate about it.
User avatar #135 to #11 - alltimetens (03/09/2013) [-]
There are already ''women'' like that. They're called sluts n' whores.
User avatar #159 to #135 - haydn (03/09/2013) [-]
Sense of humor= slut

sigh.
User avatar #161 to #159 - alltimetens (03/09/2013) [-]
Clearly, when he say's "open like that" he means a woman that's easy to get into her pants.
User avatar #163 to #161 - haydn (03/09/2013) [-]
Think he means a woman who is comfortable enough with herself that she can be comfortable in making jokes like this.
User avatar #185 to #163 - Bion (03/09/2013) [-]
I was actually making a double pun.

I was saying that it would be nice if women were more comfortable, as you said. And was sincere.

I also was making a pun about them being "open", as in a slut. But that was a complete joke, and it seems like the only people who saw that part, took it way too seriously.
User avatar #186 to #185 - haydn (03/09/2013) [-]
Every day people, making double entendres? Wut
#205 to #11 - seuss (03/09/2013) [-]
heh... open
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#26 to #11 - itrinx (03/08/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 to #26 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
God, I love that gif. Any idea where it's actually from?
User avatar #28 to #27 - itrinx (03/08/2013) [-]
You look like Harry Potter
User avatar #29 to #28 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
I get that quite often. And from time to time, Edward Cullen. The latter being kind of depressing.
User avatar #30 to #29 - itrinx (03/08/2013) [-]
Haha you've got glasses :)
User avatar #31 to #30 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
So every guy with glasses looks like Harry Potter? haha
User avatar #32 to #31 - itrinx (03/08/2013) [-]
Harry Potter is over now.
User avatar #34 to #32 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
Well, you've reminded me to change my display, so good on ya.
User avatar #35 to #34 - itrinx (03/08/2013) [-]
Harry Potter is a book too.
User avatar #36 to #35 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
I knoww. I never read them, though. Too many things get spoiled on the internet that makes reading it kinda pointless now.
User avatar #37 to #36 - itrinx (03/08/2013) [-]
Harryy Potter had a real success.
User avatar #38 to #37 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
You seem to really like Harry Potter.
User avatar #39 to #38 - itrinx (03/08/2013) [-]
You can't teach an old dog new tricks, but you can hit it with a shovel and make some dog burgers.
#70 to #39 - lastsamurai (03/09/2013) [-]
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god damn...

I don't even know how to react to this...
Both the boy and girl...

I mean.. Why would you...

...
User avatar #235 to #70 - itrinx (03/09/2013) [-]
The shower is a safe place to slap your own ass.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
That sounds delicious.
#42 to #27 - zomura (03/08/2013) [-]
I'm like 90% sure that is spanky from the lil'rascals
User avatar #43 to #42 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
Thank you, kind, lurking, gentleman.
#44 to #43 - zomura (03/08/2013) [-]
You're welcome.
You're welcome.
#16 to #12 - ninjacamelpandas (03/08/2013) [-]
if you are attractive this is very acceptable and i think all women should follow in your footsteps..
if you are attractive this is very acceptable and i think all women should follow in your footsteps..
#41 to #19 - itrinx (03/08/2013) [-]
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#122 to #41 - Zaxplab (03/09/2013) [-]
Here's the gif without the face
Here's the gif without the face
User avatar #234 to #122 - itrinx (03/09/2013) [-]
I love the face
#57 to #12 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
Methinks someone is either slut or desperate.
#17 to #12 - ninjacamelpandas (03/08/2013) [-]
scratch that if*
User avatar #14 to #12 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
By the way... is he saying "C'mon, stop, please"?
User avatar #15 to #14 - meowwbhagwandas (03/08/2013) [-]
I think so haha! Must be gay...
User avatar #24 to #15 - hollyisthebest (03/08/2013) [-]
That...
Or that was a live broadcast that a huge percentage of US citizen probably watches.
And that they were just working off a script.

But you know...
He's probably gay.
User avatar #20 to #15 - Bion (03/08/2013) [-]
That's... kinda what I was thinking. haha
#56 to #15 - anon (03/09/2013) [-]
I could only hope.
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#46 - biggrand (03/08/2013) [-]
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how i flirt
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how i flirt
User avatar #48 to #46 - tendividedbysix (03/08/2013) [-]
Amazing roll
User avatar #67 to #47 - xxbutthurtxx (03/09/2013) [-]
dem sweetrolls
#25 - pyrothermal ONLINE (03/08/2013) [-]
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#168 to #25 - legayunicorn (03/09/2013) [-]
The only Masseffect thing I have.
User avatar #184 to #25 - snaikravdra (03/09/2013) [-]
******* Garrus is the **** he always come with me on my missions
#53 - shadowfj (03/09/2013) [-]
How I flirt
How I flirt
#50 - ainsleyreborn (03/08/2013) [-]
How I flirt
How I flirt
#59 to #50 - rafeky (03/09/2013) [-]
If you gave me those eyes I would **** you. But then again I enjoy bestiality.
User avatar #61 to #59 - ainsleyreborn (03/09/2013) [-]
I would **** you too vivi
#78 - niggerlips (03/09/2013) [-]
** ********** rolled a random image posted in comment #3140288 at MMORPG ITEM COLLECTIVE EXPERIENCE ** what i flirt with
User avatar #79 to #78 - niggerlips (03/09/2013) [-]
im lonely
#194 - hardongo (03/09/2013) [-]
i love how she keeps looking him in the eyes  like she's saying " can you handle me? "
i love how she keeps looking him in the eyes like she's saying " can you handle me? "
User avatar #199 to #194 - goodguygary (03/09/2013) [-]
dude, wat.
#202 to #194 - triggathepirate (03/09/2013) [-]
Is she trying to period on him or something?
Is she trying to period on him or something?
User avatar #206 to #194 - Residentpudding (03/09/2013) [-]
This gif was in synch with the pink panther theme playing on my tv
#219 to #206 - qwertybutthole (03/09/2013) [-]
Awesome as **** man. Classy ************ right here guys ^^
#62 to #58 - mizory (03/09/2013) [-]
Shine bright like a Doitsu
Shine bright like a Doitsu
#166 - psmallzz (03/09/2013) [-]
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#96 to #83 - ragged (03/09/2013) [-]
Reported.
Reported.
#72 - mariasaturnina (03/09/2013) [-]
how I flirt
#94 - pbeldin (03/09/2013) [-]
**pbeldin rolled a random image posted in comment #85 at Fj life ** how i flirt
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#100 to #94 - finalcolapse (03/09/2013) [-]
Take me I'm yours
Take me I'm yours
User avatar #207 to #100 - seuss (03/09/2013) [-]
he looks like a midget until most of the way through the gif
#221 - romeosdistress (03/09/2013) [-]
How I flirt.
How I flirt.
#132 - UA partay (03/09/2013) [-]
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#225 - murrlogic ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
How I see women flirt with men at my school
How I see women flirt with men at my school
#226 to #225 - kahandran (03/09/2013) [-]
It's flying :D
User avatar #227 to #225 - kandazz ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
I am lacking my folder right now. theasswasfat.png
#237 to #225 - zombieloan ONLINE (03/09/2013) [-]
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#162 - oodeath (03/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #167 to #162 - jokeface (03/09/2013) [-]
Sweet roll bro.
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