cool gaming. .. And then your movements are horrendously misinterpreted and you sprint headfirst toward the enemy with the express purpose of giving the nearest piece of high c
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#18 - creepingorion (03/05/2013) [-]
And then your movements are horrendously misinterpreted and you sprint headfirst toward the enemy with the express purpose of giving the nearest piece of high caliber weaponry a passionate blowjob. Motion gaming, everybody.
And then your movements are horrendously misinterpreted and you sprint headfirst toward the enemy with the express purpose of giving the nearest piece of high caliber weaponry a passionate blowjob. Motion gaming, everybody.
#26 to #18 - waffies (03/05/2013) [-]
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#21 to #18 - dumbasshunter (03/05/2013) [-]
mfw when i play star wars on kinect with the intention of simply blocking, and end up pulling off a 			*******		 special kill move that is impossible to accomplish when trying to use
mfw when i play star wars on kinect with the intention of simply blocking, and end up pulling off a ******* special kill move that is impossible to accomplish when trying to use
#72 - thefasrdog (03/06/2013) [-]
Didn't work so well with Assassin's Creed...
Didn't work so well with Assassin's Creed...
#76 - alucord (03/06/2013) [-]
What if someone is just using a normal controller, and they are out of the frame?
User avatar #83 to #76 - Dimon (03/06/2013) [-]
its a real thing. check my comment #82
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User avatar #80 to #76 - ohgodthepressure (03/06/2013) [-]
Entirely possible, and in my opinion most likely the case, but I can still dream!
#24 - waffies (03/05/2013) [-]
Motion gaming
Motion gaming
#134 - viewtifulbro (03/06/2013) [-]
Now presenting the latest in Microsoft technology
Now presenting the latest in Microsoft technology
#86 - anino (03/06/2013) [-]
#145 to #86 - saladtongsofdeath (03/06/2013) [-]
oh god... i laughed too hard.... see you in hell
#50 - somenerd (03/06/2013) [-]
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#81 to #50 - lilmoka (03/06/2013) [-]
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#144 - osirusrising (03/06/2013) [-]
What gamer wants to stand up and play a game?
User avatar #148 to #144 - kyrozor (03/06/2013) [-]
I find it easier to stand up and play Guitar Hero sometimes.

Depends on the guitar really, but still.
#113 - TurkDragon (03/06/2013) [-]
just pre ordered...
#118 to #113 - jacklane (03/06/2013) [-]
Man... I would have, but I ended up ordering a pair of jumping stilts after seeing some dudes jumps over cars with it on a post 3 weeks ago.

MFW I realize FJ is a sly marketing tool.
User avatar #120 to #118 - TurkDragon (03/06/2013) [-]
im just a gatchet freak... i own all types of gadgets.... like the bluetooth watch capable of sms and mms ... so when i saw i had to add it to my attire...

... besides who the **** wants stilts?
User avatar #123 to #120 - jacklane (03/06/2013) [-]
Man, they are awesome. I am trying to be more active these days, so I figured "why not get good at something that will make me sweat" And it turns a LOT of heads, and I get approached by a lot of women on the Monon trail.
User avatar #143 to #123 - edftw (03/06/2013) [-]
Better post some pics of you on them sir
#147 to #143 - jacklane (03/06/2013) [-]
I shall get some the next time Indianapolis doesn't have snow and ice. Proof of purchase, pic is 2 minutes old.
User avatar #149 to #147 - edftw (03/06/2013) [-]
Those look really awesome, you ordered them online?
User avatar #152 to #149 - jacklane (03/06/2013) [-]
also, they are cheaper here


http://www.7league.co.za/order.html

But I don't know about out of country shipping. I just know it is over $100 cheaper.
User avatar #151 to #149 - jacklane (03/06/2013) [-]
Yeah, from You need to login to view this link

They are expensive as **** . Big believer in "you get what you pay for"

They say these are the BMW's of power stilts (though Lexus is far more dependable, they should have used Lexus instead of BMW)

I walked 6 miles to get used to them. Ran after that. Couldn't stop the bouncing motion. Had to keep running. Ran out of breath. Fell. ******* OUCH. Now I shall buy knee pads and wrist guards. Kind of want to sell my xbox now, these things are waaaay too much ******* fun!
User avatar #161 to #151 - ellucador (03/06/2013) [-]
Damn, you just made me spend half hour watching videos of those stilts, it looks awesome!
Quick question, could they increase one's top speed in a sprint?
User avatar #162 to #161 - jacklane (03/06/2013) [-]
It would take a while, they are about 10 lbs a piece, but I was lightly jogging at probably 8 or 9 MPH... there is a link on youtube (filmed with a potato unfortunately) or someone sprinting quickly

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J32hpDSIP_0

nevermind the gay music (gay because the **** is OOOLLLDDDD!)
User avatar #164 to #162 - ellucador (03/06/2013) [-]
That was one of the clips I watched, but thanks anyway!
I guess they aren't really made for going fast, just jumping higher.
Do you know of anything that is designed for sprinting faster, though?

#154 to #151 - edftw (03/06/2013) [-]
Don't forget to invest in a helmet, you might bounce into a streetlight, tree, or just fall and land face first. Also for providing a link
#100 - asftrooper (03/06/2013) [-]
Because no one else could post the link without it getting deleted. Let me help you guys out

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User avatar #102 to #100 - Lolzster (03/06/2013) [-]
$149, price is almost too good to be true... guess i know what I'm blowing my minimum wage check on.
User avatar #105 to #102 - kerns (03/06/2013) [-]
i just preorder one
#111 to #105 - TurkDragon (03/06/2013) [-]
same... cant wait
#97 - oodlesandoodles (03/06/2013) [-]
Great. Now, how many more years do I have to survive until Omni tools become a reality?
Great. Now, how many more years do I have to survive until Omni tools become a reality?
User avatar #124 - psykobear (03/06/2013) [-]
You know, couldn't someone just be on the couch being the guy, playng on a controller...
And he is doing this **** at the same time... and y'all just got fooled?
But if this is real, cool.
User avatar #126 to #124 - soarinxdashie (03/06/2013) [-]
It is. Look up the MYO arm device
User avatar #129 to #126 - psykobear (03/06/2013) [-]
Holy **** .
That's really ******* neato.
Thanks, bro!
User avatar #136 to #129 - soarinxdashie (03/06/2013) [-]
No problem
User avatar #133 to #131 - psykobear (03/06/2013) [-]
I... I already looked it up.
I wasn't being sarcastic when I thanked him.
But thanks anyways!
#135 to #133 - asftrooper (03/06/2013) [-]
ok then, didn't read your post. my bad :(
#122 - fukkentyranitar (03/06/2013) [-]
I've got ******** on speed dial for situations like these.
User avatar #127 to #122 - soarinxdashie (03/06/2013) [-]
MYO arm device
#167 to #122 - jnoxx (03/07/2013) [-]
It's a myo, I bought one at www getmyo com :)
I LIEK GADGETS
User avatar #95 - lostdagame (03/06/2013) [-]
How does this work?

Mass Effect
#47 - theblargypargler (03/06/2013) [-]
The problem with these is how you would turn and walk.
User avatar #6 - jokernwa (03/05/2013) [-]
I feel like this is a great idea, until I have to get off my lazy ass to play it.. then I'll have a problem with it
User avatar #28 - Necrophelia (03/05/2013) [-]
OMG. WERE GETTING CLOSE TO MAKING SWORD ART ONLINE <3
#63 to #28 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
.Hack// FOR LIFE

But no, SAO is better from what I've seen, both as an anime and as a concept. .Hack is just a melee combat (no non-combat skills) grind fest with lesbians and incest (the original and the cheery one where Blackrose was Kite's cousin).
#84 to #63 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
Ok, I decided to watch more, and it seems SAO has incest also... I was not aware that this was a VR Anime trope...
#166 to #84 - anon (03/06/2013) [-]
O_O
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And rape Asuna 50 times. Wow, when I heard the second half was trash, they weren't lying.
User avatar #29 to #28 - butterypie (03/05/2013) [-]
Can't wait to get trapped in a video game and most likely die.
User avatar #30 to #29 - Necrophelia (03/05/2013) [-]
well someones a danny downer..
User avatar #36 to #30 - xinsai (03/05/2013) [-]
you'd be 45 or 50 in the future, you might WANT to be dead. Then it becomes a win-win!
#34 to #28 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (03/05/2013) [-]
We will be 45-50 by then..

it will just seem like we're creepy and **** if we play with this new Gen kids..

butt **** kids right?
User avatar #56 to #34 - arziben (03/06/2013) [-]
I won't give a **** what kid think, I'll have waited 30+ years for that **** , they can go **** themselves
#85 - krasnogvardiech (03/06/2013) [-]
>Motion sensing bracelet that can feel our fingers move.

So it begins...
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