Asians. THE FUTURE.. what if you trip and it moves to your head and breaks your neck nigger
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#50 - mattdoggy (03/02/2013) [-]
>get a few dozen of these garbage cans   
>stand in the middle of the open room and masturbate furiously    
>wait as long as i can so i have a maximum load   
>when i'm ready i start spinning around as fast as i can   
>i skeet in well placed shots all over   
>the cans swarm around trying to catch the main body of each skeet    
>they bump into each other fighting to be the one to receive my juices   
>like the days of old in Rome i admire my gladiatoral competitors    
>as i go in circles i produce multiple shots confusing them even further   
>utter chaos and semen rains down on them like a sticky winter rain   
>as i finish up i find the one who has captured the most semen is selected   
>he is the victor and shall live in luxury in my kitchen or at the foot of my bed   
>the loser with little to none shall be dropped off in the ghetto and be left to its fate   
>i will keep this up and later set the victors against each other   
>eventually when the last 2 are left i will bring them home and let them live in peace together as a happy couple   
>the wedding will be short and simple but their life will be grand and long
>get a few dozen of these garbage cans
>stand in the middle of the open room and masturbate furiously
>wait as long as i can so i have a maximum load
>when i'm ready i start spinning around as fast as i can
>i skeet in well placed shots all over
>the cans swarm around trying to catch the main body of each skeet
>they bump into each other fighting to be the one to receive my juices
>like the days of old in Rome i admire my gladiatoral competitors
>as i go in circles i produce multiple shots confusing them even further
>utter chaos and semen rains down on them like a sticky winter rain
>as i finish up i find the one who has captured the most semen is selected
>he is the victor and shall live in luxury in my kitchen or at the foot of my bed
>the loser with little to none shall be dropped off in the ghetto and be left to its fate
>i will keep this up and later set the victors against each other
>eventually when the last 2 are left i will bring them home and let them live in peace together as a happy couple
>the wedding will be short and simple but their life will be grand and long
#230 to #50 - jyrx (03/02/2013) [-]
peeing would be better gus there will be more of liquids they have to catch but i like your idea (Y)
#277 to #50 - biorh (03/03/2013) [-]
**biorh rolled a random image posted in comment #3398494 at My Little Pony fanfiction, backgrounds, songs, lyrics, and GIFs. ** Mother of god...
#187 to #50 - mrwednesday (03/02/2013) [-]
10/10 read several times
10/10 read several times
User avatar #177 to #50 - dayasalion (03/02/2013) [-]
there's one type of person on FJ
#67 - fredeminator (03/02/2013) [-]
Things that indicates that you suck at throwing:

1. Invent this.
User avatar #76 to #67 - owmowmow (03/02/2013) [-]
Necessity is the mother of invention - English proverb.
User avatar #103 to #67 - natanhiel (03/02/2013) [-]
And now I know where you got your profile pic, Hokon.

I think.
User avatar #105 to #103 - hokon (03/02/2013) [-]
For Helvete
User avatar #107 to #105 - natanhiel (03/02/2013) [-]
I did find it c:
#73 to #67 - Keoul (03/02/2013) [-]
How can he suck at throwing if he never misses?
#97 - aluminiumfoil **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
what if i was to drop...two items
#110 to #97 - alekksandar (03/02/2013) [-]
the trashcan implodes into a billion tiny pieces and creates a new galaxy.
#111 to #110 - aluminiumfoil **User deleted account** (03/02/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 - maskedguardianmkii (03/02/2013) [-]
"Hey Bobby - check out this hookshot."
"... You ******* cheater."
User avatar #11 - HaloDiego (03/02/2013) [-]
what if you trip and it moves to your head and breaks your neck
User avatar #267 to #11 - chaosengine (03/02/2013) [-]
**chaosengine rolls 266**
User avatar #273 to #11 - scanners (03/02/2013) [-]
How the **** do you trip on flat wood
User avatar #55 to #11 - scotfighterz (03/02/2013) [-]
Are you saying asians are trash? you racist
User avatar #57 to #11 - Auric (03/02/2013) [-]
I like the way your mind works. One step ahead.
#121 to #11 - spant (03/02/2013) [-]
Just as planned...
#79 to #11 - jamhamington (03/02/2013) [-]
what if you stole this exact comment from when this was posted like 2 days ago
User avatar #218 to #79 - grimsho (03/02/2013) [-]
link plz
#248 to #223 - sponsbob (03/02/2013) [-]
You're the hero FJ needs right now
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User avatar #134 to #11 - roelrollx (03/02/2013) [-]
that's final destination ****
User avatar #173 to #134 - maxismahname ONLINE (03/02/2013) [-]
Final Destination 6: The finar chapta
User avatar #198 to #173 - andnowducks (03/02/2013) [-]
No, it should just be called Fina Destination.
User avatar #26 to #11 - pacoseago (03/02/2013) [-]
Then you will get sooo many views on youtube
User avatar #181 - codyxvasco (03/02/2013) [-]
TRASH CANS CAN READ MINDS!
User avatar #191 to #181 - titsequalthumbs (03/02/2013) [-]
TRASHCANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of trashcans have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with trashcans and don't associate with non trashcans that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don't like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say.

If they all associated with non trashcans a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don't like etc, so they segregate and only associate with trashcans so there won't be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around trashcans, and try looking for trashcans who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

PLEASE SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
User avatar #171 - messerauditore (03/02/2013) [-]
Now even their trashcans read minds...
User avatar #228 - tarnis (03/02/2013) [-]
so i heard asian trash cans can read minds.
#143 - beep (03/02/2013) [-]
What will happen if you throw 2 trash?
What will happen if you throw 2 trash?
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User avatar #146 to #143 - mrfartypants (03/02/2013) [-]
it will catch it
#154 to #143 - captaindropkik (03/02/2013) [-]
probably do an iRobot, predict which one it's more likely to catch and go for it

leaving the other one to DIE
#148 to #143 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
The trash can separates into two, catches the garbage, then kicks you in the groin for being a dick.
#156 - carnageboy (03/02/2013) [-]
Yes Yes Yes... i w8ed so long for a Asian post just to post this
Yes Yes Yes... i w8ed so long for a Asian post just to post this
User avatar #157 to #156 - carnageboy (03/02/2013) [-]
*an
User avatar #162 to #157 - gigantustesticulus (03/02/2013) [-]
You noticed that but not 'w8ed'?
User avatar #164 to #162 - carnageboy (03/02/2013) [-]
I used a short form for 'waited' knowingly
whereas, 'a' was a mistake
User avatar #170 to #164 - gigantustesticulus (03/02/2013) [-]
Yes but if you're going to get get picky about your grammar using a number to spell a word seemed a bit strang3 ;)
#147 - dubslao (03/02/2013) [-]
This is why we should fear a war with Japan.
This is why we should fear a war with Japan.
User avatar #151 to #147 - kito (03/02/2013) [-]
So... many... trashcans..
#159 to #151 - onkii (03/02/2013) [-]
SO... MUCH... CLOGGING!!
User avatar #172 to #159 - elmarcocfc (03/02/2013) [-]
Ahaha!
#44 - cannibislover (03/02/2013) [-]
>Friend and I come home drunk as ****
>Can barely even stand
>"Hey dude i betcha $50 I can throw this in that garbage can across the room"
>Repeat
>Profit?
#8 - miscarriage (03/01/2013) [-]
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Can it read minds?
User avatar #18 to #8 - odytoboman (03/02/2013) [-]
Well, he is Asian...
User avatar #24 to #8 - gobnick (03/02/2013) [-]
goddamn that thing is ******* creepy.....never looking in the toilet bowl again......are you happy? now i'll never know if i'm done wiping
#25 to #24 - miscarriage (03/02/2013) [-]
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You have to look inside the toilet when you want to know if you're done wiping?
User avatar #185 to #25 - crazehtoast (03/02/2013) [-]
There was no limit to my laughter when I watched that.
User avatar #114 to #25 - vancecore (03/02/2013) [-]
I ******* love cr1tikal,
User avatar #65 to #8 - niklamacz (03/02/2013) [-]
No, but the paper throwing device surely can
#205 - moustachefingers (03/02/2013) [-]
Trashcans can actually read minds!
#243 - Reeon (03/02/2013) [-]
>Cup versions   
>Torture friends at beer pong
>Cup versions
>Torture friends at beer pong
#66 - anon (03/02/2013) [-]
now we get about 20 of them in a small room and toss trash around, watching them flip their **** and trying to crowd around one ball of trash.
#199 - killerblue (03/02/2013) [-]
The trash can can read the garbage's mind
User avatar #118 - unicornswag (03/02/2013) [-]
Now I don't have to masturbate in a sock again
#127 to #118 - spikethepony (03/02/2013) [-]
There are many types of people in this world....
#231 - LittleEnforcer (03/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #261 to #231 - onebadbassoonist (03/02/2013) [-]
Awesome
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