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#33 to #31 - sleepcausescancer (02/28/2013) [-]

So, like humans?

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#38 to #31 - frysandaburger (02/28/2013) [-]

The primates you so adamantly hate are all territorial animals that will attack just about anything that bares its teeth at them...
Didn't you watch The Wild Thornberries?
Go bitch about animal rights somewhere else.

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#40 to #31 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

found the vegan?
or just the pansy?
i think animals that rip other animals apart are cool
tis the reason i like cats
(they kill more things for fun on average than humans)
(they kill more things willingly)
(cats are the killeriest thing on the planet)
(how ******* cool is that)
(panda's are cool tho)

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#47 to #44 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

girl should have known better to trust such ungodly pimp animals

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#48 to #44 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

and that racoon has a kick ass story to tell his friends
that wasnt a BEGONE
or a DIE DIE DIE
it was a
ZUL MOTHER ****** ZUL
he was just trying to get his friend from point A to point B in a timely manner
good for you ape good for you

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#46 to #44 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

and you know what.....THAT CHIMP IS ONE COOL MOTHER ******

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#35 - felixjarl ONLINE (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Poor raccoon.

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#61 to #35 - AmaterasuNoOkami (03/01/2013) [-]

Indeed

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#8 to #7 - thelastprothean (02/28/2013) [-]

Not so! Pound for pound, we are stronger than horses

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#41 to #8 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

but horse weigh a **** ton and can easily kill a human with a single kick
go out and try killing a horse by kicking it in the face
go on
try.....
we are waiting

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#45 to #41 - thelastprothean (02/28/2013) [-]

I said pound for pound. If we were as big as horses, it wouldn't be a problem

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#49 to #45 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

so pound for pound i can run faster than a ******* space rocket at lift off
so why am i not in space
oh yea
cause
reality

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#50 to #49 - thelastprothean (02/28/2013) [-]

What the hell are you saying.

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#51 to #50 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

that apparently because pound for pound if i was as big as a rocket , id have more vertical thrust....and would destroy the planet likely
but
i
am
not
same as saying
"if i was as big as a horse, id **** a unicorn"
we are not pound for pound wiht horses, so your point has no grounding in reality
because its not reality

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#52 to #51 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

just like when a child asks what if
what ever you hear next is total ********
just like a horse ******* a unicorn

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#54 to #52 - thelastprothean (02/28/2013) [-]

Okay, there is a huge difference between saying that pound for pound, we are as strong as horses, and saying that if i was a rocket i'd have more vertical thrust.

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#55 to #54 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

if i was pund for pund wiht a rocket i would

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#58 to #55 - thelastprothean (02/28/2013) [-]

Nevermind. This is going nowhere.

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#59 to #58 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

now you get it

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#60 to #59 - thelastprothean (03/01/2013) [-]

At any rate, Have an nice evening. Or day. Wherever you are

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#42 to #41 - hideyowives (02/28/2013) [-]

bonus points if you survive the horse stomping your ass until he is wearing slippers made from your ****

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#13 to #8 - popeflatus ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

Some primates are at least 4 times stronger than we are.

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#11 to #8 - HarvietheDinkle (02/28/2013) [-]

"one of"

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#74 to #7 - bulbakip (03/01/2013) [-]

Humanoids? I think Primates would be a more appropriate word. I think humanoids could be synonymous with hominids and we are the only hominids left.... not to sound like a dick or anything.

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#39 to #7 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]

Why are people thumbing him down?

He's right, in proportion we have pathetic strengh, its a fact.

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#14 to #7 - hyrulist (02/28/2013) [-]

knowledge = power

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#18 to #14 - jusmumbo (02/28/2013) [-]

Our muscles are also designed with more control which allows us to do delecate things like making spears or playing instruments. This means when we use our muscles for lifting and such less of it is used as compared to a chimp where most muscle is used.

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#71 to #18 - grimhound (03/01/2013) [-]

So what you're saying is, we lift?

Sorry

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#10 to #7 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]

Stupid ****** . Do some research before you open your cunt faggot mouth. Kill yourself.

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#17 to #10 - jusmumbo (02/28/2013) [-]

How do chimps successfully tackle people and rip their faces off?

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#81 to #69 - xxpinksxx (03/01/2013) [-]

is ded?

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#4 - omishwaffle (02/28/2013) [+] (8 replies)

that chimp probably lifts

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#22 to #4 - recoilish (02/28/2013) [-]

Chimps and gorillas are ******* pumped. Here, have a hairless chimp as proof.

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#24 to #22 - mummyslittlebitch ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

Dude they can kick the **** out of a person nearly twice their size. You can't kick them in the head hard enough. They can and will **** you.

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#25 to #24 - recoilish (02/28/2013) [-]

Bloody hell, your finger is merely anything but "snacks" they'll bite it off like it's a carrot. But they're cool, alright!

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#26 to #25 - mummyslittlebitch ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

What's your first language?

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#27 to #26 - recoilish (02/28/2013) [-]

My first language is Norwegian.

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#29 to #27 - mummyslittlebitch ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

Ah okay. I could understand what you were saying. It just didn't sound like an English speaker typed it. I was curious.

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#30 to #29 - recoilish (02/28/2013) [-]

My apologies for the confusion.

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#65 - somenerd (03/01/2013) [-]

Chimp's face when

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#23 - mummyslittlebitch ONLINE (02/28/2013) [+] (1 reply)

Poor little feller

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#67 to #23 - mathmatical (03/01/2013) [-]

******* Willam

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#63 - gsnelson (03/01/2013) [+] (3 replies)

Well raccoons tried to get in our back porch, Momma just chase 'em off with a broom!.

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#70 to #63 - tracythuytran (03/01/2013) [-]

*coons

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#82 to #70 - gsnelson (03/01/2013) [-]

www.imdb.com/title/tt0109830/quotes?qt=qt1214352

Look it up

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#84 to #82 - tracythuytran (03/01/2013) [-]

Ok

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#16 - juffs (02/28/2013) [-]

This is probably the most confused raccoon in the history of nature.

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#56 - paronix ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]

Raccoons :)

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#12 - samoaspider (02/28/2013) [-]

well aint that some ****

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#72 - metalpersian (03/01/2013) [+] (1 reply)

I was crying because ~~I was laughing so hard.~~ this world is a cruel place for raccoons.

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#77 to #72 - nyawgga (03/01/2013) [-]

*Trying not to laugh

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#66 - christanych (03/01/2013) [-]

**christanych rolled a random image posted in comment #96 at Does thou even lift? ** get the **** out the way

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#57 - drulludanni (02/28/2013) [-]

**** you raccoon get outta my way

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#28 - anonymous (02/28/2013) [-]

this is in no way funny.

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#3 - snakefire (02/28/2013) [-]

MONKEEEEEEY

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