OOOOOOH THE WHITE GUY WON!!!!. .. he didn't even drop an enderpearl


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#21 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Even in unconsciousness he went for the bike
#290 to #21 - lfbatman (02/28/2013) [-]
And it's Anon that gets the number one spot
And it's Anon that gets the number one spot
#287 to #21 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
what you say to my niqqa tyrone faget
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#257 to #21 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
If this anon has an account I bet he wishes he was logged in...
User avatar #266 to #21 - chapter (02/27/2013) [-]
User avatar #260 to #21 - everheat ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Oh, how I love you passive-agressive racism!
#276 to #21 - goodolchippy (02/27/2013) [-]
you sir, deserve this. (also the gif may take awhile to load)
you sir, deserve this. (also the gif may take awhile to load)
User avatar #282 to #21 - misticalz (02/28/2013) [-]
inb4 someone says "forgot to log in lol"
#283 to #282 - SunilCCXXXVII **User deleted account** (02/28/2013) [-]
Yes, because the post is only 23 hours old, maybe noone thought of saying that.... or it's just an old joke people are tired of.
User avatar #51 to #21 - faldrok (02/27/2013) [-]
Ohgod, I didn't just exhale through my noise, I out and out laughed my arse off!
#228 to #21 - exarzero (02/27/2013) [-]
**exarzero rolled a random image posted in comment #102 at Run of the mill title. **

His face when he wakes up.
#232 to #21 - vvtf (02/27/2013) [-]
**vvtf rolled a random image posted in comment #43 at MFW ... **
#242 to #21 - I Am Monkey (02/27/2013) [-]
I only regret that I have but one thumb to give.
#284 to #21 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
**** , I forgot to log in.
#288 to #284 - anon (02/28/2013) [-]
no i forgot to log in you liar
#265 to #21 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
#41 to #21 - xsap (02/27/2013) [-]
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#256 to #21 - fuckthepolice (02/27/2013) [-]
i actually laughed out loud at this one XD
i actually laughed out loud at this one XD
#264 to #256 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
le trole!!!! xDDDDDDDDD
User avatar #37 to #21 - flavadave (02/27/2013) [-]
why post something like that as anon? you MUST have known it'd drown in thumbs
#53 to #37 - ohemgeezus ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
It's not about the thumbs, it's about sending a laugh.
#100 to #37 - funkyrednipples (02/27/2013) [-]
Oh man, sure sucks to miss out on the 200+ virtual thumbs
Oh man, sure sucks to miss out on the 200+ virtual thumbs
User avatar #243 to #37 - Konigsteiger (02/27/2013) [-]
Because I really don't care enough about thumbs to warrant me bothering to log in. Glad you mates thought it was funny though.
User avatar #279 to #243 - nickypickle ONLINE (02/28/2013) [-]
there it goes again
#237 to #21 - tuckthisphit (02/27/2013) [-]
wow i just get it, ******* smart bro.
User avatar #280 to #21 - javalavalay **User deleted account** (02/28/2013) [-]
It's just too bad you're anon should have logged in buddy
#262 to #21 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm the 666th person to upvote that.
User avatar #261 to #21 - rayjax (02/27/2013) [-]
I wish you were logged in (if you have an account) so I could handshake you.
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User avatar #44 - diddymonster (02/27/2013) [-]
he didn't even drop an enderpearl
#126 - pbeldin ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
**pbeldin rolled a random image posted in comment #246 at Too true ** hfw he is charged with assualt
User avatar #133 to #126 - freakaleak (02/27/2013) [-]
all these good rolls today!
#128 to #126 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
good roll, dear user
User avatar #130 to #128 - pbeldin ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
Thanks! Dear diary today anon was a pretty cool guy
#132 to #130 - sharm (02/27/2013) [-]
I think you're looking for this.
You're welcome.
User avatar #34 - iamthegamester (02/27/2013) [-]
ARE YOU ******* SORRY?
#11 - TastyBurger (02/26/2013) [-]
That's a little bit of a sucker punch though...
That's a little bit of a sucker punch though...
User avatar #55 to #11 - stcronin (02/27/2013) [-]
Love hurts
User avatar #14 to #11 - OsamaBinLadenz (02/27/2013) [-]
From the words of my step-grandpa: "There's no such thing as a fair fight."
User avatar #93 to #11 - triplewin ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
why do i ******* hate this gif so much?
User avatar #18 to #11 - organicglory (02/27/2013) [-]
if you clock someone in the jaw while their mouth is open (usually while talking **** ) you can knock them out pretty easy
User avatar #225 to #18 - haaaxderp (02/27/2013) [-]
I'm a Krav Maga semi-expert and I can comfirm this.
User avatar #202 to #156 - infamoustrapper (02/27/2013) [-]
#273 to #202 - dreaddune (02/27/2013) [-]
Here. Have this
#274 to #273 - thatsmyfetish (02/27/2013) [-]
That was kind of you.
User avatar #177 to #156 - okamithewolf (02/27/2013) [-]
what is this from?
#13 to #11 - uncleforeskin (02/27/2013) [-]
I don't really hold it against him; he almost certainly would have been destroyed otherwise.
#17 to #11 - tracythuytran (02/27/2013) [-]
What's a sucker punch exactly? I thought it was when you hit someone when they weren't looking. He was totally looking
User avatar #25 to #17 - therealjc (02/27/2013) [-]
Its when you punch someone who's in a completely defenseless stance, normally knocking them to the ground
#291 to #25 - tracythuytran (03/01/2013) [-]
Oooooh ok. Makes much more sense now. Thank you!
User avatar #64 to #17 - theodordronen (02/27/2013) [-]
It's a horrible movie
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#293 to #46 - tracythuytran (03/01/2013) [-]
Never heard of or seen the movie. i guess I have some research to do!
#292 to #46 - tracythuytran (03/01/2013) [-]
Lol i could barely imagine that
#12 to #11 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
If someone is going to start a fight in the street, it doesnt matter how you win.
I am ready for the hate.
#81 - mattdoggy ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
It's still going for the bike!    
Hit it again!
It's still going for the bike!
Hit it again!
#190 - allseriousness (02/27/2013) [-]
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#195 - mindfeeder (02/27/2013) [-]
did he died?
#99 - latinotornado (02/27/2013) [-]
Does anyone else laugh at the idea at a 'fair fight'? I mean, where I grew up, that was total ******** . The only time a fight was fair is if it was a boxing match. If some guy was pissing you off and ******* with you, you did whatever you could to make him regret it. I mean, if we only went by 'fair fights', anyone who was bigger would win most of the time (unless your trained how to fight) and life would suck. After I moved away from Miami (I was 10 when I left) and came to Alaska, some kid was making fun of me for being the new kid in the elementary school, and I shoved him and he shoved back then started talking mad 10 year old **** about how i'm a loser and everyone thinks i'm ugly so I kicked him in his knee as he was in mid speech and he started yelling out "CHEAP SHOT! CHEAP SHOT!" from the ground. A fight is a fight, you do whatever you can to do the MOST harm to the other person. Fair fight my ass
User avatar #136 to #99 - demandsgayversion (02/27/2013) [-]
Fighting is useless. It's nothing but a contest of fighting skill and accomplishes nothing else. If you fight unfairly, the other side did not have an opportunity to present their skills in contrast to yours, making the contest even more pointless.
User avatar #138 to #136 - Fgner (02/27/2013) [-]
You don't seem to understand how the real world functions. Fighting isn't some contest. It isn't some ritual by which you attract a mate. In the real world, fighting is about winning as fast as possible and as unscathed as possible. When you are getting mugged, I'm sure you'll obey the rules of "fairness" for competitions sake. If some meatsack of a guy decides to pound your face in for disagrees with him on something, don't take your only chance to win - let him slaughter you. It's just the "sportsmanly" thing to do. Right?
User avatar #140 to #138 - demandsgayversion (02/27/2013) [-]
Who the hell mugs without a weapon?
User avatar #145 to #140 - Fgner (02/27/2013) [-]
First of all, guns cost quite a bit. If they're mugging you, chances are they can't afford a weapon.

Second, they have to be close enough to take your money, right? They have to constantly shift focus to ensure they don't get caught or you don't pull out a gun or try to bolt or anything. They're actually in the away team position, they're severely disadvantaged even with a weapon. You could have multiple opportunities to disarm them or disable them - all of them being cheap shots. And yes, fights with knives are still fights; fights over guns on the ground, are still fights.
User avatar #148 to #145 - demandsgayversion (02/27/2013) [-]
Yeah, I'll just give away my wallet with $20, renew my student ID and driver's license, and cancel my debit card. $35 or so is worth not risking being killed by a psychopath. **** it, EVERYTHING I CARRY ON ME IS WORTH NOT RISKING DEATH.
User avatar #144 to #99 - areialview (02/27/2013) [-]
The only time a fight is "fair" is when you're in a tournament or in a fight with rules.
#157 to #99 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
I've lived in Ireland growing up, and the concept of a "fair fight" was very important.
If you beat somebody by sucker punching somebody, you were thought of as a bitch. If you wanted to fight, you challenged the other kid to one and usually had it there and then... In the fight you wouldn't bite or scrab, just punch it out. And if you lost, well you lost. Things were sorted out. Better luck next time. As we got older, this "fair" mentality started to wear off, but it still happened every so often.

Also because of these rules of "etiquette", big guys never really sought to fight smaller people unless the smaller person started it or did something terrible. It was a good system, and it worked.

#159 to #99 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
the roll is good
#185 to #99 - felixjarl (02/27/2013) [-]
There are entire graveyards built for people who insist to fight fair. They usually do not live long.
User avatar #107 to #99 - TrevorNorris (02/27/2013) [-]
Agreed. Any fight turns nasty as hell after a few blows to the face.
User avatar #113 to #107 - latinotornado (02/27/2013) [-]
I mean seriously. My friend Erin did something BRUTAL to a guy, which is somewhat similar to what I did to that kid in elementary school, only less brutal (whut) haha. This guy was a lot bigger than my friend Erin, so Erin just started bobbing and weaving and the guy started laughing at Erin because he had not even started to swing at him, and as he was laughing, He bazooka kicked him in his knee, and we all heard the guys knee SNAP and he screamed in ******* agony and fell on his ass, then Erin kicked him right in his temple, which of course knocked him out, then he spit on his face and we left. My jaw was hanging wide open the whole time
#223 to #113 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
Your friend is an asshole. Snapping a guy's knee can cause permanent damage, same goes for kicking him in the temple. When you win a fight, you walk away with your pride and your opponent on the ground.

You're not supposed to almost kill the damn person, at least not for LAUGHING at you. Jesus Christ, why can't human beings just get along?
User avatar #116 to #113 - TrevorNorris (02/27/2013) [-]
My "signature" move is tackle, slam, ground & pound. If that doesn't work......just swing.
#224 to #116 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
You must be a fierce and feared warrior.
User avatar #163 to #99 - drunkasaurus ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
I've never seen a fight because I live in a classy suburb where people have been taught from a young age that you bottle up your feelings inside and manipulate and talk about people behind their backs instead of fighting them
User avatar #117 to #99 - crazyhindu (02/27/2013) [-]
god i got into a fight with one kid once, knocked him to the ground and went in to kick him he starts shouting at the top of his lungs YOU HAVE TO LET ME GET BACK UP ITS THE RULES!...what rules? its a fight there are no rules so i kept kicking him and his friends who were watching pulled me off of him and the ****** started to choke me out with his shirt, so what i learned on that day was if you are ever in a fight always let them get back up its the rules, and two if you ever accidentally hit someone with a rock in the head and they start to bleed its best to run and not wait for the cops
#110 to #99 - justakewldewd (02/27/2013) [-]
You start something in the real world, assume nothing and expect everything. You ain't boxing with bitch mittens out here.
You start something in the real world, assume nothing and expect everything. You ain't boxing with bitch mittens out here.
#67 - tenthousandmarbles **User deleted account** (02/27/2013) [-]
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#158 - jalthelas (02/27/2013) [-]
IS THAT SOME 			*******		 HYBRID 			*************		?
IS THAT SOME ******* HYBRID ************* ?
User avatar #167 to #158 - TheFixer (02/27/2013) [-]
they've learned to breed.
#79 - arigsxc (02/27/2013) [-]
Race wars over guys. Whites won again!
#85 - justjumi (02/27/2013) [-]
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#153 - iliketires (02/27/2013) [-]
That guy has some long ass arms.
That guy has some long ass arms.
#54 - romdadon (02/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #40 - xenoquack (02/27/2013) [-]
What's with the asshole jumping about in the background?
User avatar #47 to #40 - taxation (02/27/2013) [-]
Seems to be one of those types of asshats who's always in the background of an argument going "KNOCK HIM OUT DUUUDE! Y U SO MAD BRO??? HAHAHAHAAAA FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT!!!"
There's always one, and if there isn't you're him.
#19 - KayRed (02/27/2013) [-]
You guys forget the the irish have been kicking ass for a very long time.
User avatar #30 to #19 - IceViper (02/27/2013) [-]
was that guy irish?
User avatar #32 to #30 - KayRed (02/27/2013) [-]
I went to google images and searched "irish boxer" and his was the first picture to come up. His name is John Clark, so I'll double check. (He has to be irish american at the least).
User avatar #33 to #32 - IceViper (02/27/2013) [-]
im so watered down irish i would just consider myself German and part Italian which is the rest of me (im black irish, not black as in african but black hair because its irish from spanish descent)
User avatar #36 to #33 - KayRed (02/27/2013) [-]
I guess I might be black Irish too (I have really dark reddish brown hair, by really dark I mean it looks black in most lighting). I'm 5/8 Irish, 3/8 German personally.

My great grandfather was actually and Irish-American professional boxer. I just found his record today, he kicked some ass.
User avatar #39 to #36 - IceViper (02/27/2013) [-]
my great grandfather was legit irish and he was a boxer too, but besides the hair color im a mix of other things
User avatar #42 to #39 - KayRed (02/27/2013) [-]
Do you know his name?
#22 to #19 - anon (02/27/2013) [-]
I bet it was some english ****** . ******* England. I hate you as an Irishman and I hate you as an American too. go worship your queen and drink your teeth staining tea
User avatar #160 to #22 - imagnetsucks (02/27/2013) [-]
It was the commies i swear
#230 - archi (02/27/2013) [-]
Round 2
User avatar #244 to #230 - bladeboy (02/27/2013) [-]
Smough and Ornstein
#255 to #244 - namdelliks ONLINE (02/27/2013) [-]
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User avatar #267 to #244 - disregardtheponies (02/27/2013) [-]
Call me a noob all you want but I could never pass this ******* boss(es) fight. I ragequit and haven't picked the game back up since.
User avatar #268 to #267 - bladeboy (02/27/2013) [-]
They're easy with a phantom
User avatar #270 to #268 - disregardtheponies (02/27/2013) [-]
Always killed my phantom. Looking back at it, I hated that damn game anyway. I mean it was fun, yes, but if you died it was utter ******** .
User avatar #271 to #270 - bladeboy (02/27/2013) [-]
You usually die from your own mistake.
User avatar #239 to #230 - brenton (02/27/2013) [-]
The way he's squating makes it look like he's ******** a lightning bolt.
#219 - nonathan (02/27/2013) [-]
He looks like the scout from tf2 without his hat
#8 - bcsaint (02/26/2013) [-]
race war over whites win again
race war over whites win again
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