Ingenious title. do you even fap?.. When you fap you can hear a car door slam 50 miles away.
x
Click to expand

Comments(183):

[ 183 comments ]
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #18 - koalasonfire (02/23/2013) [-]
When you fap you can hear a car door slam 50 miles away.
User avatar #133 to #18 - marking (02/24/2013) [-]
When I fap I make better traps and alarms than in any mission impossible movie. Sure they might think its suspicious why I rigged the door the hall and the entrance to my room with sutile alarms but there is no ******* way theyll ever catch me.
#21 - robertolee (02/23/2013) [-]
This actually happened to me a few years back.    
>Parents just gone out so I instantly thought, its fap time baby   
>Switch on computer and get everything prepared   
>Just started fapping and I hear my parents pull up on the drive   
>Flip out like 			****		 pressing every button on the keyboard   
>Finally just punch the screen in total desperation and its breaks   
>Still hear moaning from the speakers and realise all my problems would have been solved if I just unplugged it   
>Parents don't even come upstairs, get straight back in car and go out again   
>When my parents find out I tell them I got angry at a game and hit screen, offer to pay.   
>Day after that I buy my own laptop so this problem never happens again.   
>MFW parents pulled up on the drive
This actually happened to me a few years back.
>Parents just gone out so I instantly thought, its fap time baby
>Switch on computer and get everything prepared
>Just started fapping and I hear my parents pull up on the drive
>Flip out like **** pressing every button on the keyboard
>Finally just punch the screen in total desperation and its breaks
>Still hear moaning from the speakers and realise all my problems would have been solved if I just unplugged it
>Parents don't even come upstairs, get straight back in car and go out again
>When my parents find out I tell them I got angry at a game and hit screen, offer to pay.
>Day after that I buy my own laptop so this problem never happens again.
>MFW parents pulled up on the drive
#139 to #21 - sammyjankiis (02/24/2013) [-]
Im high as 			****		 and this is so funny.
Im high as **** and this is so funny.
#32 to #21 - lolzordz ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
why did you get so scared?
User avatar #33 to #32 - robertolee (02/24/2013) [-]
Don't really want my parents walking in on me. Does anyone?
#34 to #33 - lolzordz ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
not to the point where i actually break my screen !
not to the point where i actually break my screen !
#98 - patriotpenguin ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY OUT
#94 - isoscelessandwich (02/24/2013) [-]
I find it somewhat funny that when under this kind of stress your computer skills go into full retard mode.
I find it somewhat funny that when under this kind of stress your computer skills go into full retard mode.
#31 - thisotherdude (02/24/2013) [-]
That's why you always keep a gun near by, the dead can't catch you.
User avatar #146 to #31 - hhhghhg (02/24/2013) [-]
unlessyoutheyazomie.jpg
#22 - optimos (02/23/2013) [-]
What I do   
(advantages of having a laptop)
What I do
(advantages of having a laptop)
User avatar #65 to #22 - theturtletorres (02/24/2013) [-]
Until you forget about it and open it at the wrong time.
#113 to #65 - ADTRNinja (02/24/2013) [-]
you don't forget
you don't forget
#62 to #12 - pillowmeister (02/24/2013) [-]
lol, i have that pillow....twice
#66 - iktpq (02/24/2013) [-]
******* ABORT MISSION

Sadly, one time my laptop froze in the middle of porn and my brother came into my room, and I had set the laptop to have no effect when I close it and the porn just kept playing LOUDLY
#64 - krakalakin (02/24/2013) [-]
<---
<---
#138 to #64 - sammyjankiis (02/24/2013) [-]
The actualy video got the gif is so sad.
#104 to #64 - atdiaztwoone (02/24/2013) [-]
I can't remember what video this is from, anyone have a link? I remember having a feeling in my heart.
User avatar #67 to #64 - cupotruth (02/24/2013) [-]
feels man feels
#70 to #64 - gmarrox (02/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#86 - deathrinder (02/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#13 - lemonpledge (02/23/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
0
#26 to #13 - deadfeds **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#89 - nadapadawan (02/24/2013) [-]
HIDE IT ALL
HIDE IT ALL
User avatar #115 to #89 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (02/24/2013) [-]
Kid has a fairly big rack, unless my eyes deceive me.
#95 - izeroeightsix (02/24/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#42 - frannyjunkfantolv (02/24/2013) [-]
When computer freezes.
#147 - chezburger (02/24/2013) [-]
Or you don't even hear them approaching and panic....
Or you don't even hear them approaching and panic....
#141 - sammyjankiis (02/24/2013) [-]
That moment when you realize you forgot to delete the history.
That moment when you realize you forgot to delete the history.
#100 - blakehill (02/24/2013) [-]
This image has expired
TURN OFF DAMMIT!
User avatar #1 - justbeingcool (02/23/2013) [-]
A battlestar galactica gif wooo
User avatar #6 to #1 - KayRed (02/23/2013) [-]
I know right. I just started watching the show, and I'm pissed off that it isn't more popular.
User avatar #7 to #6 - justbeingcool (02/23/2013) [-]
I know it's great i watched it all in like 3 weeks. You will really enjoy it there is some good twist and everything.x
User avatar #8 to #7 - KayRed (02/23/2013) [-]
I just finished the episode where the build the stealth viper, and a virus infected the Galatica. That is my favorite episode so far. Without any spoilers, I heard people complain about the last season a lot. Is it really as bad as they make it out?
User avatar #9 to #8 - justbeingcool (02/23/2013) [-]
No i loved the last season it tied up a lot of stories and has some great story lines as well .x
#15 to #1 - CactusFantastico (02/23/2013) [-]
here have another one on the house
here have another one on the house
User avatar #19 to #15 - justbeingcool (02/23/2013) [-]
I am extremely grateful For your kind gesture
User avatar #52 - restrict (02/24/2013) [-]
SHUT

DOWN

EVERYTHING!
#160 - PedoBearsAcomin (02/24/2013) [-]
Solution
Solution
User avatar #165 to #160 - bloodyshart (02/24/2013) [-]
You mean "sorution"
[ 183 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)