First Time. Going Down on a Girl.. Am I the only who actually likes eating pussy?
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#18 - kruzer (02/23/2013) [-]
Am I the only who actually likes eating pussy?
User avatar #21 to #18 - hotrodhonda (02/23/2013) [-]
If its clean and well maintained I love doing it
User avatar #58 to #18 - Supercolton (02/23/2013) [-]
im indifferent to it.I dont ENJOY it but I dont hate You need to login to view this link not gonna say no
User avatar #86 to #18 - jinjo (02/23/2013) [-]
Most of the time I do, but my girlfriend gets really wet. like.. REALLY wet, and it's honestly hard to breth, it's literally ik drowning in certain poitions.
#30 to #18 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
China has the largest population in the world.
User avatar #25 to #18 - wishingwell (02/23/2013) [-]
Nope. If the maiden is hygienic, I love it. Especially the way the body trembles
#29 to #18 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Just ate a girl out for the first time about 2 hours ago. Her pussy was pretty clean, I just have the taste of it in the back of my throat.
#19 to #18 - sathrax (02/23/2013) [-]
I love it. if she's not gross.
#24 to #18 - funnyjunklc (02/23/2013) [-]
I ate a pussy once, my mom walked in flipped her **** and that was the last time we bought a cat...
#49 - ehzio (02/23/2013) [-]
Gentlemen do you really not know how?   
   
Here's a step by step process
Gentlemen do you really not know how?

Here's a step by step process
User avatar #20 - flingwing (02/23/2013) [-]
thats only if shes nasty and doesnt clean well enough <.<

also yall ****** shouldnt be expecting blowjobs if you dont want to lick
#28 - rambomanthree (02/23/2013) [-]
So, As a guy.. I have never eaten a girl out. I know how to because ive read on how to. But i never have.. what is it like? I mean i think about doing it sometimes and i am very turned on and at other times it seems kind of gross..   
   
Whats it like to eat a girl oout? (if she is clean)
So, As a guy.. I have never eaten a girl out. I know how to because ive read on how to. But i never have.. what is it like? I mean i think about doing it sometimes and i am very turned on and at other times it seems kind of gross..

Whats it like to eat a girl oout? (if she is clean)
#60 to #28 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
what the hell is there to "read up" on?
User avatar #75 to #28 - xchewsifferx (02/23/2013) [-]
If she's clean there is honestly little to no smell, as for taste i personally find it to be a metallic taste with maybe a hint of salt.

It's really not bad at all, just... different
#42 to #28 - workitout (02/23/2013) [-]
It's alright. I've done it to my ex, and my current girlfriend. I don't get much joy out of it, but the girl will love you if you do it right.
It's alright. I've done it to my ex, and my current girlfriend. I don't get much joy out of it, but the girl will love you if you do it right.
User avatar #44 to #28 - msdinorawr (02/23/2013) [-]
i dont know what it is like to do it, but i have had it done to me.
there is no better pleasure for me. here is a tip: keep your tongue flat, like an ice cream cone.
User avatar #46 to #28 - shadeyyy (02/23/2013) [-]
You can read all you want, it's a whole different ballgame when you're down there, it'll be allot easier on you if the girl you do it with actually loves you and is patient, because you probably aren't going to jump down there and have her moaning instantly. Every girl tastes different, make sure she's clean and comfortable. It's all about clit stimulation and everything working together.
User avatar #78 to #46 - fencingchamp (02/23/2013) [-]
replace girl with war and this still sorta makes sense...
User avatar #79 to #78 - shadeyyy (02/23/2013) [-]
Am I missing something? lol
User avatar #80 to #79 - fencingchamp (02/23/2013) [-]
im ****** high rightnow...
User avatar #82 to #80 - shadeyyy (02/23/2013) [-]
Ohhh ok, continue browsing. lol
User avatar #47 to #28 - johnnybtrollin (02/23/2013) [-]
well if you're jewish , you could stick your nose in there, at least you won't get the flavor.
User avatar #54 to #47 - snaresinger (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't know why you got thumbed down. That was a funny joke.
User avatar #38 to #28 - hentailovers (02/23/2013) [-]
pretty good i guess, ive only done it to one girl, my current gf, and we both enjoy, she asked my what it tasted like and i couldnt think of anything, a couple weeks later, she got a blue coconut slush from sonic and i tried it and told her thats what it tasted like.
#57 to #28 - nitsuan (02/23/2013) [-]
Honestly, it was not as bad as people told me it was. I mean, if the girl is taking care of business down there then it will be fine.   
   
Gif. related
Honestly, it was not as bad as people told me it was. I mean, if the girl is taking care of business down there then it will be fine.

Gif. related
#81 to #28 - cpthavok (02/23/2013) [-]
Here's a tip. if you know you might be trying it out soon i highly recommend you and the girl eat citrus fruit, drink lots of fruit juice, cranberry is known for giving sweet taste to the vaginal fluid. also melon mango apple and grape are good as well. kiwi is another one. For vegetables, parsley and celery are good, and eat less meat like beef and fish. and dairy products. This actually also keeps your own semen from having a pungent smell to it and the natural sugars make the fluids taste a little sweeter. you should stay away from foods like mushrooms, oysters, scallops, and cheese, because too many of these things will make fluids stink this counts for both guys and girls. anyway thats just a little help for you
#88 to #81 - johnnybtrollin (02/23/2013) [-]
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sometimes i just wat.
#83 to #28 - trollins (02/23/2013) [-]
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#48 to #28 - ravenofgore (02/23/2013) [-]
I thoroughly enjoy going down on my girl. People always complain about the "smell or taste" but the truth is that if the girl takes care of herself like she's supposed to then there is no smell. As for the taste, its her natural bodily fluids which are just a little salty but it's not nasty at all. Those guys that always say **** about smells and weird tastes probably hook up with the girls that everyone's been with and she doesn't properly take care of herself.
User avatar #68 to #48 - newbiedoobiedoo (02/23/2013) [-]
Vaginas taste nasty sometimes, it sucks it makes me lose my boner
User avatar #89 to #68 - flingwing (02/23/2013) [-]
it depends on the vagina. some girls taste sweet, some have no taste at all, most taste slightly salty, some taste sour.
User avatar #55 to #28 - thisotherdude (02/23/2013) [-]
I think it really depends on the time of the month
#52 to #28 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
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#37 to #28 - SILENCEnight (02/23/2013) [-]
**SILENCEnight rolled a random image posted in comment #1 at use as you please **
<----- its kinda like this
User avatar #7 - mruserfj (02/22/2013) [-]
My first time going down on a girl wasn't that bad. That said, I don't really have a good sense of taste or smell
User avatar #61 - TheBaTMoNsTeR (02/23/2013) [-]
Can somebody please edit this and put a different word in every other frame. something like:
EWW. **** . GROSS. **** . GOD DAMNIT. GROSS. GAH **** . WHY? HURR. GUUHHH
#65 to #61 - anon (02/23/2013) [-]
Nah.
User avatar #84 - pedobarekiller (02/23/2013) [-]
*do the harlem shake*
#76 - Nickelator (02/23/2013) [-]
Get that evil lime doggy! Get it! Get it! RRAAAARRRRHHHHGG
#59 - spectacledbear (02/23/2013) [-]
It's a lot like this...
It's a lot like this...
#3 - TeLeKiiNeTiC (02/22/2013) [-]
And here we go gentleman!
And here we go gentleman!
#2 - xclassifiedx (02/22/2013) [-]
You could imagine what the pup was thinking.....   
   
   
   
Hmm what's this 			****		 *lick* OH 			****		 			****		 THAT WAS LIKE AN EXPLOSION INSIDE OF ME THIS IS BETTER THAN COCAINE
You could imagine what the pup was thinking.....



Hmm what's this **** *lick* OH **** **** THAT WAS LIKE AN EXPLOSION INSIDE OF ME THIS IS BETTER THAN COCAINE
User avatar #11 to #2 - rocketpropelled (02/23/2013) [-]
<---that looks familiar
User avatar #5 to #2 - howunexpected (02/22/2013) [-]
If you couldn't already tell, which you apparently can't, the dog did NOT enjoy the taste of the lime.
User avatar #4 - malific (02/22/2013) [-]
@Description

I remember my first time... I started and was like... It'll be really rude if you throw up right now, so don't...
#1 - anon (02/22/2013) [-]
epic description
#6 - mcflee (02/22/2013) [-]
i just had some limes
i just had some limes
User avatar #62 to #6 - maturityFAIL (02/23/2013) [-]
I'm confussed
User avatar #85 to #6 - ironfluttershy (02/23/2013) [-]
I don't understand...
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User avatar #8 to #6 - goobyman ONLINE (02/22/2013) [-]
dare you not stand where he stood
User avatar #10 to #8 - megashot ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
he was a faggot anyway
#39 to #6 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
Why is this getting down thumbed so much?
#53 to #39 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
Since Geckosandcheerios made a martyr of himself, posting this gif is considered to be something akin to blasphemy.
#74 to #53 - atrumaliger (02/23/2013) [-]
Like how wearing a crucifix immediately after his death was considered unfashionable.    
   
&quot;You like this? It's silver! Bought it at the thrift store yester-&quot;    
   
&quot;HE DIED TWO DAYS AGO, LARANE!&quot;
Like how wearing a crucifix immediately after his death was considered unfashionable.

"You like this? It's silver! Bought it at the thrift store yester-"

"HE DIED TWO DAYS AGO, LARANE!"
#63 to #53 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
This is, with out a doubt, the stupidest ******* thing I have EVER heard of. Is this an actual thing? Is this really why its getting down voted? In all honesty I would rather have mcflee be universally hated for a stupid reason then have THAT be the reason for so many down votes. Please tell me you made that **** up. I beg you.
User avatar #64 to #63 - newbiedoobiedoo (02/23/2013) [-]
Geckosandcheerios made us laugh in a time where no other could. He deserves the respect he's being given.
User avatar #67 to #64 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
I cant process this, i feel like reality no longer makes sense. This has to be a for the luls thing cause i cant even handle the club right now.
User avatar #69 to #67 - newbiedoobiedoo (02/23/2013) [-]
Just go along with it like everyone else.
User avatar #71 to #69 - ditzyderpydoo **User deleted account** (02/23/2013) [-]
I quit funnyjunk.
User avatar #72 to #71 - deliciousdee ONLINE (02/23/2013) [-]
See you in a week.
#13 to #6 - squidamon (02/23/2013) [-]
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User avatar #27 - ispeakmeme (02/23/2013) [-]
It's so cute
User avatar #22 - danniegurl (02/23/2013) [-]
does anyone know that breed of dog?
User avatar #31 to #22 - mattmenzo (02/23/2013) [-]
klee kai
User avatar #33 to #31 - danniegurl (02/23/2013) [-]
thanks!
is it like a teacup husky almost? or are they different?
User avatar #34 to #33 - mattmenzo (02/23/2013) [-]
Its a smaller version of the Alaskan Husky.
User avatar #35 to #34 - danniegurl (02/23/2013) [-]
awesome! i love huskies
User avatar #36 to #35 - mattmenzo (02/23/2013) [-]
Me too :)
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