Asians once again. .. But can they read minds?
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#137 - swiftykidd **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #308 to #137 - rockamekishiko (02/21/2013) [-]
WE DIDN'T LISTEN!
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#3 - Mojake (02/20/2013) [-]
But can they read minds?
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#239 to #3 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #50 to #3 - badsamaritan (02/21/2013) [-]
yes
#92 to #3 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY FART LIQUID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they can suck beverages into their anal passage and launch it back out again with breakneck forces, this is the absolute truth!
the former president of toyota discovered that the appendix serves the purpose to give asians the ability to suck objects into their anus like a vacuum in order to ingest food and excrete it out of their mouth. this was confirmed when his secretary, mishi miyamoto, was performing an anus massage which stimulated his appendix and caused it to suck in a nearby cup of sake. moments later, unexpected flatulance propelled the liquid into mishi's face along with the glass, requiring hospital treatment.

it seems too good to be true, but this is 100% legitimate! the same practice was tested on a worker from the l'oréal factory in clichy, france, and the same results were not recorded. the tested patient instead received a chronic yeast infection after the pepsi max used fermented in his rectum as he was unable to excrete the liquid.

former president of toyota, kanji fukawalakawi fujikawa, stated that this new phenomenon can be used to develop further solutions, such as the hypothetical hybrid flatulance engine which is proposed to start development in late 2014. the user of the vehicles imposed with this type of engine will fart into a hole in their seat, causing forceful traction in the wheels and therefore moving the car. this model is expected to only come available in japan, china and eastern parts of russia.

this is not a lie!!!!!!!!!!! tell your friends!!!!!! the world must know!!!!

PLEASE SPREAD THIS MESSAGE!!!!!
#201 to #92 - simfar (02/21/2013) [-]
love it

9/10 nearly good enough to be in professional engineer magazine
#280 to #92 - dirtyharold (02/21/2013) [-]
the fact that you have this saved in the recesses of your brain is just wrong
#11 - hewhoepicfails (02/21/2013) [-]
Holy **** , the anons were right! They DO read minds!

Propane Jesus save us all!
#81 to #14 - dtowngangsta (02/21/2013) [-]
thanks for the pic    
have cake
thanks for the pic
have cake
User avatar #190 to #81 - oishiine (02/21/2013) [-]
That looks like mousse
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#313 to #190 - pitvipertacos **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #226 to #190 - dtowngangsta (02/21/2013) [-]
Thanks for pointing that out, I've never had it before. It looks "light".
#34 to #11 - propanejesus (02/21/2013) [-]
And i shall my son, come through the propane gates of heaven.
User avatar #1 - pwoneill (02/20/2013) [-]
God damned asians! WHY WONT THEY SHARE THE CHEAT CODES WITH THE REST OF US!?!?!?!?
User avatar #253 to #1 - rollwave (02/21/2013) [-]
Because we won't share the launch codes with them.
User avatar #316 to #253 - pwoneill (02/21/2013) [-]
Fair trade...

Who needs launch codes once we unlock invincibility and Mind read?
#247 - drroxxo (02/21/2013) [-]
I guess this is how reading each others minds come in handy.
I guess this is how reading each others minds come in handy.
#250 to #247 - mantou (02/21/2013) [-]
what is this gif?
#252 to #250 - theoddanon (02/21/2013) [-]
freedom
User avatar #260 to #250 - fishoutofwater (02/21/2013) [-]
WTF Japan Eagle Dance on youtube. What you see in that gif is pretty much the entire video
#61 - SemiAnon (02/21/2013) [-]
And none of you would believe they could actually read minds.
And none of you would believe they could actually read minds.
#297 - moustachefingers (02/21/2013) [-]
Hu... human pixels!
User avatar #302 to #297 - monsieurtimeywimey (02/21/2013) [-]
I'm either slow or FJ is screwy: I think I can give people infinite thumbs on comments and content. {At least, that's what it's showing me.}
Moustache, you are my test subject.
#305 to #302 - monsieurtimeywimey (02/21/2013) [-]
Nevermind, apparently it's both; clientside shows infinite thumbs, but the sever only registers one.   
Get your 			****		 together, ad.min.
Nevermind, apparently it's both; clientside shows infinite thumbs, but the sever only registers one.
Get your **** together, ad.min.
User avatar #304 to #302 - tragono **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
It seems like it, but when I refresh it takes away EVERY thumb I gave him. Not just the extras. I literally cannot thumb anyone.
#307 to #304 - monsieurtimeywimey (02/21/2013) [-]
...			****		   
I'M POWERLESS
... ****
I'M POWERLESS
User avatar #303 to #302 - pianoasis (02/21/2013) [-]
it just looks that way
#94 - KievLeviathan (02/21/2013) [-]
You American sports fans can't do this?
You rack disciprine
User avatar #101 to #94 - mynameislego (02/21/2013) [-]
half of american sports fans don't even know most of the rules to the sports that they are watching. i'm american and I spend most of my time while watching american football explaining everything to friends, that claim to be 'fans' so doing this is out of the question. also, most of the time everybody is entirely too intoxicated to even cheer coherently.
User avatar #113 to #101 - SebyMeister (02/21/2013) [-]
All my respects for you sir
#73 - curbed (02/21/2013) [-]
And yet they still drive like 			****		.
And yet they still drive like **** .
#74 to #73 - greenzeopoweranger **User deleted account** (02/21/2013) [-]
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#75 to #74 - curbed (02/21/2013) [-]
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#80 to #75 - imwithme (02/21/2013) [-]
is this guy playing a hunter? bah, my wow nerdness shows
User avatar #82 to #80 - uurtu (02/21/2013) [-]
more like a blood dk
#187 - shadowmaul (02/21/2013) [-]
If I was a player I would be so distracted right now
#181 - sierramistfourteen (02/21/2013) [-]
oh Korea, you're so silly
oh Korea, you're so silly
#182 to #181 - seffo (02/21/2013) [-]
*sirry
*sirry
#183 to #182 - sierramistfourteen (02/21/2013) [-]
they can pronounce "Ls" and "Rs" separately
they can pronounce "Ls" and "Rs" separately
#184 to #183 - redrock (02/21/2013) [-]
Finally someone who recognizes the difference in how different Asian countries can pronounce certain consonants

The Japanese have trouble with L's
#198 to #184 - lemleet (02/21/2013) [-]
japanese actually don't roll their Rs. someone explained to me that they just pronounce it like a very soft D. they like the D
#205 to #198 - dafogman (02/21/2013) [-]
I lived in Japan as a kid.  Real name=Larry.  Japanese folk raped my name.  I don't even...   
Here is how they said it phonetically (hope I get it right):   
   
Lay-oh-dee   
   
MFW they said my name.
I lived in Japan as a kid. Real name=Larry. Japanese folk raped my name. I don't even...
Here is how they said it phonetically (hope I get it right):

Lay-oh-dee

MFW they said my name.
#215 to #205 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
named Giuseppe, grew up in china..... people called me GSP
#207 to #205 - lemleet (02/21/2013) [-]
I guess they would call me WIRUHERUMU
#230 to #207 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
Wilhelm!
#164 - josieabby (02/21/2013) [-]
That's impressive.
That's impressive.
#204 - saasix (02/21/2013) [-]
My god...
#2 - anon (02/20/2013) [-]
And then a giant orgy breaks out.
User avatar #39 to #2 - stcronin (02/21/2013) [-]
Two world records in 1 day
User avatar #57 to #2 - JoshBauer (02/21/2013) [-]
I don't think there'd be anything giant about it.
#195 - xxospreyxx (02/21/2013) [-]
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#194 - flonat (02/21/2013) [-]
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#295 - kaoknight **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#311 to #295 - anon (02/21/2013) [-]
CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS
#271 - osanilevich (02/21/2013) [-]
My god, its like there's a hive mind or something. Don't insect hordes go into formations too?
#274 to #271 - datgermanguy (02/21/2013) [-]
It's as if they could...read each others minds
It's as if they could...read each others minds
User avatar #284 to #274 - thexxtalonxx (02/21/2013) [-]
OMG that was ******* hilarious... thank you for turning the ultimate FJ troll into a joke.
#294 to #274 - gladiader (02/21/2013) [-]
LOL FOOLY COOLY
LOL FOOLY COOLY
User avatar #293 to #274 - ScottP (02/21/2013) [-]
x)
#245 - gangoflust (02/21/2013) [-]
Asians
Asians
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