how to stop an oil spill. .. Can anyone lend me a cigarette to pass time as I watch this? arabs oil
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#2 - insanefreak
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Can anyone lend me a cigarette to pass time as I watch this?
#3 to #2 - vornic [OP]
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(02/16/2013) [-]
ahem
#4 to #3 - insanefreak
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(02/16/2013) [-]
Tha-
#42 to #3 - applescryatnight ONLINE
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#55 to #3 - popcornisland
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#54 to #3 - theturkeyburger
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#6 - thesgt
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Ha Love To BP LogoAt The Botttom, Clever **** OP
#38 to #6 - torexofthenight
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#8 to #6 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/17/2013) [-]
sO...wE mEET aGAIN, cAPTAIN cAPITAL.
#9 to #8 - untouchablechick
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(02/17/2013) [-]
private. punctuation. reporting. for. duty.
#11 to #9 - stockydwemer
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(02/17/2013) [-]
comma,corporal,following,pattern,
#12 to #11 - Kibaxyru
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(02/17/2013) [-]
hey guys it's run on here reporting for duty what do you mean i'm not a part of the team you assholes
#14 to #12 - Bion
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Sergent; Semicolon; here; to; ****; ****; up;
#15 to #14 - ingabenwetrust
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Colonel: Colon: at: your: command:
#16 to #15 - hammerofdorn
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(02/17/2013) [-]
"Admiral" "Quotations" "On" "Standby"
#17 to #16 - Mynd
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(02/17/2013) [-]
[Brigadier] [Bracket] [Ready] [For] [Action]
#23 to #17 - theycallmedingus
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Admiral& Ampersand& Reporting& For& Duty&
#35 to #23 - darthblam
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(02/17/2013) [-]
COMMANDER CAPSLOCK HERE. HOW'S THE SITUATION ON YOUR END, ADMIRAL?
#37 to #35 - Ruspanic
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(02/17/2013) [-]
lieutenant lowercase standing by
#43 to #37 - crazehtoast
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Sergeant/Back/Slash/ready/for/dust/off/
#46 to #43 - richnourishing
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(02/17/2013) [-]
{private}{parentheses}{reporting}{in}
#52 to #46 - wumbotom
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(02/17/2013) [-]
you guys are a bunch of tools
you guys are a bunch of tools
#103 to #52 - darthblam
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(02/17/2013) [-]
**** you, we're having fun!
#105 to #46 - crazehtoast
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Sergeant/Back/Slash/Has/Intel/Reporting/That/Those/Are/Braces/Not/Parentheses/
#74 to #46 - ismellnewfag
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#104 to #37 - lowercase
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(02/17/2013) [-]
he took me jerrrrrb
#45 to #37 - murdocisgod
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Chief Chatterbox standing by.
Did anyone else catch the nice weather yesterday? My grandmother always said spring was the best part of the year. Until she had a heart attack. Speaking of heart attacks, I hear you can get them from drinking too much Coke. Did you know they're going to be putting a warning label on them? I d-.....
#18 to #17 - ProWig
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(02/17/2013) [-]
its not as funny when its copyed
#21 to #18 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/17/2013) [-]
It's also not as funny when you combo break a good thread, you asshat.
#33 to #21 - ProWig
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(02/17/2013) [-]
it wast a good thread bro
#39 to #33 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Then thumb the people in it down and stop being a ******* cancerous retard.


I alone have 38 green thumbs on the comment I made so I'm sure at least one of those people thought it was funny. Btw, please learn to english.
#40 to #39 - ProWig
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(02/17/2013) [-]
eh im good
#19 to #18 - Mynd
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Copied*
#44 to #19 - Mynd
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(02/17/2013) [-]
I got thumbed down, but I was right. Funnyjunk logic.
#20 to #19 - ProWig
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#25 to #20 - spiderkid
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(02/17/2013) [-]
This thread is cancer and the definition of re post.
#26 to #25 - anon
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Your mom's a repost.
#51 to #8 - jasonbomb
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(02/17/2013) [-]
umm.. is this private questions? i'm on duty right? can i shoot them sir?
#30 - darthblam
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(02/17/2013) [-]
People are asking about the slipper slapping and such.

It is possible that this is of an uneducated person in a 3rd world country. He doesn't exactly understand that the hose is an inanimate object, so he attacks it and beats it like he might a snake to get it under control. Maybe.
#65 to #30 - AnFour
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Hey *******, you can tell when she finally hits it more oil comes out, so she was probably hitting it because something was clogged.

pay close attention to the very end of the gif.
#81 to #65 - alldaypk
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(02/17/2013) [-]
i think when they pick it up, it points into the ground and sprays up dirt and ****.
#69 to #65 - AnFour
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(02/17/2013) [-]
This darthblam guy trying to sound clever. what a *******. pay close attention next time.
#102 to #69 - darthblam
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Whoa, take it easy. I was just making an observation.
No need to get all pissy about it.
By the way, that's not even oil. That's just water.
#106 to #102 - AnFour
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(02/17/2013) [-]
What a little cunt you are, you got everyone into believing that she actually thinks is a snake, thanks ******* a lot, ditship.
#92 to #69 - wiredguy ONLINE
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(02/17/2013) [-]
1. He's obviously correct to an extent, he just exaggerated the person's stupidity.
The person has obviously dealt with snakes before, and this is a common way of dealing with them. You do not grab them so they aren't tempted to turn around and bite you, you hit their head with something and then grab the neck so they can't reach you.
This person obviously knows it's an inanimate object, but doesn't really know how to deal with it, so their instincts kick in from dealing with dangerous animals.

2. You don't have to be such a massive knob about it.

3. Your point was wrong anyway, as alldaypk pointed out, it's just lifting dirt up from the ground.
Besides, if there was a blockage then why wouldn't she just grab the hose and hit it?
And why the **** wouldn't the massive jet of water blast it out of the hose?
#80 to #30 - lasmamoe
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(02/17/2013) [-]
I was thinking that maybe he knows it is a ******* hose, but he dont exactly know how to make it stop moving around like that.

It's pretty obvious that it's not a living creature, even for someone in a 3rd world country.
#82 to #30 - CactusFantastico
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(02/17/2013) [-]
people in 3rd world countries aren't complete idiots you know
#89 to #82 - iamintofunny
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(02/17/2013) [-]
He did say it correctly.
"this is of an uneducated person in a 3rd world country"
Well there is the educated one.
#47 to #30 - snakefire
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(02/17/2013) [-]
I was thinking the same
#50 to #30 - skulldan ONLINE
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(02/17/2013) [-]
how would a person like that get a job driving a truck? And what about the person filming him?
#31 to #30 - Plagus
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#32 to #31 - darthblam
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#13 - tombsi
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#10 - phoenix grinder
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(02/17/2013) [-]
proof that every race has hill-folk, not just whitey.
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#24 - airflat
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#27 - faroeseguy
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(02/17/2013) [-]
I'm just wondering, what the hell is he trying to accomplish with his slipper slapping?
I'm just wondering, what the hell is he trying to accomplish with his slipper slapping?
#48 to #27 - snakefire
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(02/17/2013) [-]
HEY!

that guy was in doctor who
#49 to #48 - Temperance
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(02/17/2013) [-]
Among other things...Simon Pegg, look him up.
#34 to #27 - pixy
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(02/17/2013) [-]
probably thought it was some weird snake or something?
#86 - crazyeyedbioll
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(02/17/2013) [-]
why isnt this a thanks obama gif?
#93 to #86 - arsyro
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(02/17/2013) [-]
brb on it
#94 to #86 - arsyro
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(02/17/2013) [-]
delivered
delivered
#96 to #94 - crazyeyedbioll
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(02/17/2013) [-]
you deserve all of my internets today
#97 to #96 - arsyro
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(02/17/2013) [-]
thank not me but those retards in africa
#29 - SRsoccerstar
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(02/17/2013) [-]
wait this is actually amazing. why didnt bp think of this?