Master of Romance. Happy Valentines Day!.. Opens box full of cockroaches. "I should throw this into the air" cause boobs
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#15 - SnacksJr (02/15/2013) [-]
Dont worry guys,   
   
The roaches got paid really well for that and went to lunch after.   
   
Pic related.
Dont worry guys,

The roaches got paid really well for that and went to lunch after.

Pic related.
#17 - RayIII (02/15/2013) [-]
i guess you can say that she got one kind of cock on valentines day
i guess you can say that she got one kind of cock on valentines day
User avatar #19 to #17 - boyracer (02/15/2013) [-]
I require a point of origin on that moving photograph my good man.
#24 to #19 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Cool Guy Has Chill Day
User avatar #27 to #24 - boyracer (02/15/2013) [-]
Anonymous stranger, you are a Gentleman and a Squire. I thank thee!
User avatar #21 to #19 - yoshiinside (02/15/2013) [-]
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE. I WANT IT.
User avatar #22 to #21 - boyracer (02/15/2013) [-]
My profile picture you have received, good choice if I do say so my self.
#54 to #22 - RayIII (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #85 to #54 - gugo (02/15/2013) [-]
I need thies video
#98 to #85 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
As comment #24 said, it's "Cool Guy has Chill Day".
I would link it to you, but this happens:
youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
User avatar #124 to #98 - gugo (02/15/2013) [-]
thank you
User avatar #123 to #98 - gugo (02/15/2013) [-]
I had already watched this video 2 years ago i needed to remember.
#99 to #98 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Oh... I guess shortened Youtube links work as anon.
Good to know.
#105 - inbardo (02/15/2013) [-]
The exactly same content is on the frontpage right now.

Ow, FJ.....
#1 - thee (02/14/2013) [-]
Opens box full of cockroaches.

"I should throw this into the air"
User avatar #110 to #1 - swedz (02/15/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
#115 to #110 - thee (02/15/2013) [-]
Yup.
Yup.
#4 to #1 - anon (02/14/2013) [-]
Cockroaches, not chocolates.
User avatar #121 to #4 - bananarchy (02/15/2013) [-]
I does read very gooder
User avatar #2 to #1 - mysteriouswaiz (02/14/2013) [-]
the intelligence of a woman
User avatar #77 to #1 - cazabrow ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
impulses...
User avatar #29 to #1 - trollins (02/15/2013) [-]
Fast Fear Response Mechanism.

Humans. Complicated **** .
User avatar #14 to #1 - roflsaucer (02/15/2013) [-]
I think it was just out of surprise. Cause, you know, it's not like you should expect to open it and see a bunch of cockroaches. And when that happens, your reaction would probably be "I need to get this **** as far as ******* possible from me as fast as goddamn possible.", hence why it ended up thrown into the air.
#118 - horeunge (02/15/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw
#62 to #51 - eiyven (02/15/2013) [-]
And then he gets hit by a car for walking backwards into the street.
#11 - trollgiggity (02/15/2013) [-]
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#101 - Rukioish ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
Oh no, bugs, better throw them all over me.
Oh no, bugs, better throw them all over me.
#128 to #101 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
OMG LOL GUISE WOMEN ARE SO DUMB THUMBS UP LOL
#102 to #101 - xsnowbanex ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
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#103 to #101 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
It's a reflex action. If you opened a box of bugs, you wouldn't just calmly close the lid and set it aside.
#116 - hipsophobadon (02/15/2013) [-]
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User avatar #120 - brutallyhonest (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah she cheated on her boyfriend.
User avatar #12 - tdogmeds (02/15/2013) [-]
I hear she cheated on him, so he locked her in the car with that **** .
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#20 to #12 - vparrish (02/15/2013) [-]
Deserves it. Just barely though, That's the kinda **** that would scar me for life, I'd have to go to therapy after that.
User avatar #23 to #12 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Wait... How do you get locked INSIDE a car?
User avatar #32 to #23 - deathchain (02/15/2013) [-]
Child locks.
User avatar #33 to #32 - Zarke (02/15/2013) [-]
Even in the front seat?
User avatar #34 to #33 - deathchain (02/15/2013) [-]
She's in the back seat, where the child locks are. Theoretically she could climb up to the front and unlock it from there, but I doubt she was in the proper state of mind to accomplish that.
User avatar #41 to #34 - lizardtroll (02/15/2013) [-]
Plus it looked like she was blonde.
#71 to #12 - frybot (02/15/2013) [-]
It was actually from a game show. she quit the show so they kept pranking her.
#92 - blackslur (02/15/2013) [-]
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#46 - antey ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
oh that car is ****** no one ll sit in it never ever
#61 to #46 - cweepew ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
here, have this gif
here, have this gif
#133 - endlesslulz (02/15/2013) [-]
She cheated on him... there's a video on youtube but I'm just too lazy to look for it... I think this is from Brazil
She cheated on him... there's a video on youtube but I'm just too lazy to look for it... I think this is from Brazil
#136 to #133 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
No that's Yui and she's from Japan. Silly you.
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User avatar #108 to #59 - neutralgray (02/15/2013) [-]
She didn't. That was a fake story. This was really just part of a prank show.
#129 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
Box full of cockroaches? Obviously throw it so they go everywhere!
#131 to #129 - azdbuiazdh (02/15/2013) [-]
Hfw she realises what she just did
Hfw she realises what she just did
#140 to #131 - mookiez (02/15/2013) [-]
This image has expired
I'm pretty sure this is hfw...
User avatar #67 - Kxania (02/15/2013) [-]
Epic boobs and legs though.
#66 - therealtotodile ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
Go 			****		 yourself OP. Cockroaches=useless pieces of 			****		 who should have never been created.
Go **** yourself OP. Cockroaches=useless pieces of **** who should have never been created.
User avatar #68 to #66 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
Useless?

they are the only animal who can survive a atom war, think about that before you call them useless:)
User avatar #69 to #68 - therealtotodile ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
They can only survive it because they can compress themselves to the flatness of a dime. They can't actually survive a full on explosion. And so what if they can? How does that help the human race?
#82 to #69 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Cockroaches are fundamental to our studies of aging, they have very simple processes that are easily recognized.    
When a roach gets old it starts tripping, missing steps. Implanting certain proteins have brought them back to youth.   
They could hold the key to immortality but because you can step on them they are useless.
Cockroaches are fundamental to our studies of aging, they have very simple processes that are easily recognized.
When a roach gets old it starts tripping, missing steps. Implanting certain proteins have brought them back to youth.
They could hold the key to immortality but because you can step on them they are useless.
User avatar #91 to #82 - SuperBobbis (02/15/2013) [-]
Is that a mother ******* Nudibranch?
#144 to #91 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah, a spanish dancer I think it's called.
User avatar #83 to #69 - thexxtalonxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Yeah well nothing can withstand a direct blast from a nuclear explosion. The thing is they are 100% immune to radiation and can survive the fallout.

How is this important? Because if we **** this up (our stay on Earth) at least roaches will be able to be the root of life on Earth again, even though that would be weird as **** ...
User avatar #95 to #83 - plazmaflare (02/15/2013) [-]
Myth Busters have proven that cockroaches are not 100% immune to radiation.
#143 to #95 - thexxtalonxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Radiation on the level of a nuclear blast = 10,000 rads, the subjects that did not survive were the ones in the 100,000 group, a 10% survival rate in the cockroachs for 2 months @ 10,000 rads is something that no other living being on this planet could survive. That 10% would breed and natural selection kicks in where every following generation of roach is radiation resistant.

The MythBusters are not real scientists so their experiments and short-sightedness are always flawed. Take any finding by this group as you would 4 half wits using semi-scientific methods that are more akin to hillbilly experimentation.
#145 to #143 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
"They couldn't survive da nukleah bomb! They can't even take a hit from my .357!"

And yes, I am a redneck too. It's a joke so calm the **** down.
#146 to #145 - thexxtalonxx (02/15/2013) [-]
I get the joke. It's just it grinds my gears when people use the Myth Busters as some sort of scientific proving. Why would anyone expect a nonresistant test group to survive radiation levels that are 10 times the levels of a nuclear fallout... that doesn't prove anything except that roaches can't survive on the sun. The levels consistent with nuclear fallout have proven that cockroaches that survive breed radiation resistant generations. REAL SCIENTISTS FROM BERKLEY have proven that over a year and 60-70 generations later the roaches exposed to this level of radiation are 100% resistant to radiation at that level. (10,000 max rad level)
#147 to #146 - autoxx (02/15/2013) [-]
So who here doesn't believe in evolution?   
   
I always joke that people believing in Noah believe in creation more than I do.   
If there are 6000+ breeds of dog then (the whole 2X2 thing) you would have a boat full of JUST dogs let alone every other species.   
If you believe there were only 2 "dogs" and all other breeds are descendants then there is a whole lot of evolution involved...
So who here doesn't believe in evolution?

I always joke that people believing in Noah believe in creation more than I do.
If there are 6000+ breeds of dog then (the whole 2X2 thing) you would have a boat full of JUST dogs let alone every other species.
If you believe there were only 2 "dogs" and all other breeds are descendants then there is a whole lot of evolution involved...
User avatar #70 to #69 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
Lol, i never said they could survive a explosion:) just the after damege etc

What animals are usefull to humans?
#75 to #70 - theepiccunttainter (02/15/2013) [-]
chickens? cows? horses? I dont know. and **** cockroaches that bitch and everyone in this argument
User avatar #72 to #70 - therealtotodile ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
Cows, Pigs, Chicken, Turkeys, Deer, Bees, Worms, Tuna, Salmon, Whales, Cod, Mahi Mahi, Tilapia, Sharks. There are a lot more, but I've made my point.
User avatar #84 to #76 - therealtotodile ONLINE (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm not close minded. I just hate cockroaches. I've been terrified of them since I was small. I tried giving them a chance by learning about them. But it only fueled my hatred for them.
User avatar #74 to #72 - nikkomothafucka (02/15/2013) [-]
We can eat cockroaches since they cant be infected by the gas, but if we eat a animal like pig we would probaly die

#79 to #66 - feelythefeel (02/15/2013) [-]
They are what are known as "Detrivores", meaning that they eat waste. Who else do you think are going to get rid of that waste? Best not be expecting it of detrivorous microbes any time soon.
#86 to #79 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
i agree with you: (species that provide food for other species is a good thing for example: mosquitos may seem as useless but they profide food for swallows)

but there is one animal i am wondering why it exists...
what is the purpose of a tick?
the only thing those f*ckers do is sit on you and drink your blood, while at the same time spreading diseases.

WHY ARE THEY HERE, AND WHAT NATURAL ENEMY DO THEY HAVE?
I don't see any animals going around eating ticks, i mean sure: some birds clean rhinos and other animals from parasites. But what the hell eats ticks?! They just spread diseases, suck your blood until they are bloated and drop off and then die! WHY ARE THEY HERE!?!?!??!?
(no seriously, why? I want to know why these f*ckers are here)
#87 to #86 - feelythefeel (02/15/2013) [-]
When trying to think of a generally non-beneficial organism's purpose in the world, there is one thing to always try. When in doubt, population control. Ticks, lice and other such creatures are a sure fire way to control the population of mammals.

Also, a lot of monkeys/apes/other such creatures eat that **** up.
#25 - tippster (02/15/2013) [-]
Nice tits.
#31 to #25 - rambearclaw (02/15/2013) [-]
I'm pretty sure it's actually a guy. This gif was posted awhile ago and somone linked the youtube video her/his face looks very manly.
User avatar #40 to #31 - lizardtroll (02/15/2013) [-]
Those are no man-boobs. Those tits belong to a woman.
User avatar #57 to #31 - xxhunterxx (02/15/2013) [-]
Those are definitely woman tits.
User avatar #113 - petarmetar (02/15/2013) [-]
Man logic: Close it as fast as possible.

Women logic: Throw it in the air. That should solve the problem.
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#117 to #113 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
because you easily slam it right on in a way that it actually slips on and blocks the bugs from exiting before the bugs begin to exit. Why don't you just shove it up your ass?
#125 to #113 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
HUR DUR BECAUSE MEN AIN'T AFRAID OF NOTHING RIGHT GUYS????
User avatar #132 to #125 - jaggedpvp (02/15/2013) [-]
i am afraid of roaches like **** .

but i would not throw it into the air in a closed environment like a car. **** would get on my interior.
User avatar #134 to #132 - hamstergeddon (02/15/2013) [-]
I am also deadly afraid of roaches, to the point of irrational fear, and if I see a roach my first instinct is to get it away from me as soon as possible(and then, after the initial scare, shot bugspray on it while shaking like a bitch...), so I am pretty sure I would do the same as her, and then cry the rest of my life why I did something so stupid...
User avatar #135 to #134 - jaggedpvp (02/15/2013) [-]
maybe some individuals instincts differ from others in terms of logical thought processing. i learned about it somewhere in a college course.

TL;DR my car interior is nice.
#127 to #113 - anon (02/15/2013) [-]
You stupid ************ . How are you not ******* dead?
User avatar #119 to #113 - neutralgray (02/15/2013) [-]
I cannot fathom how many times people are going to have point that this is a NATURAL reaction to fear, not involving thought or logic, before people stop saying "she should have just closed it." You would have never expected it and would have done the same damn thing.
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