Master of Romance. Happy Valentines Day!.. Opens box full of cockroaches. "I should throw this into the air" cause boobs
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#1 - thee
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(02/14/2013) [-]
Opens box full of cockroaches.

"I should throw this into the air"
#2 to #1 - mysteriouswaiz
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(02/14/2013) [-]
the intelligence of a woman
#4 to #1 - anon
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(02/14/2013) [-]
Cockroaches, not chocolates.
#121 to #4 - bananarchy
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I does read very gooder
#77 to #1 - cazabrow ONLINE
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(02/15/2013) [-]
impulses...
#110 to #1 - swedz
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Are you retarded?
#115 to #110 - thee
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Yup.
Yup.
#29 to #1 - trollins
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Fast Fear Response Mechanism.

Humans. Complicated ****.
#14 to #1 - roflsaucer
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I think it was just out of surprise. Cause, you know, it's not like you should expect to open it and see a bunch of cockroaches. And when that happens, your reaction would probably be "I need to get this **** as far as ******* possible from me as fast as goddamn possible.", hence why it ended up thrown into the air.
#17 - RayIII
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(02/15/2013) [-]
i guess you can say that she got one kind of cock on valentines day
i guess you can say that she got one kind of cock on valentines day
#19 to #17 - boyracer
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I require a point of origin on that moving photograph my good man.
#21 to #19 - yoshiinside
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(02/15/2013) [-]
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE. I WANT IT.
#22 to #21 - boyracer
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(02/15/2013) [-]
My profile picture you have received, good choice if I do say so my self.
#54 to #22 - RayIII
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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#85 to #54 - gugo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I need thies video
#98 to #85 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
As comment #24 said, it's "Cool Guy has Chill Day".
I would link it to you, but this happens:
youtu.be/4txVqr1eNwc
#124 to #98 - gugo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
thank you
#123 to #98 - gugo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I had already watched this video 2 years ago i needed to remember.
#99 to #98 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Oh... I guess shortened Youtube links work as anon.
Good to know.
#24 to #19 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Cool Guy Has Chill Day
#27 to #24 - boyracer
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Anonymous stranger, you are a Gentleman and a Squire. I thank thee!
#15 - SnacksJr
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Dont worry guys,   
   
The roaches got paid really well for that and went to lunch after.   
   
Pic related.
Dont worry guys,

The roaches got paid really well for that and went to lunch after.

Pic related.
#26 - fuperbooper
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(02/15/2013) [-]
"Roaches? Let me just throw them and get them everywhere instead of putting the lid back on."
#28 to #26 - thejackable **User deleted account**
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#88 to #28 - grannygroper
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(02/15/2013) [-]
i need to know the sauce of that gf
#97 to #88 - gsv
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Also, a thumb up for that username.
#96 to #88 - gsv
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Gamer Poop: Skyrim.
#30 to #28 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
nice try dude, but no, nobody with a brain would do that.
#36 to #30 - pewdiepieminion
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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#49 to #36 - thoughtspot
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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#37 to #36 - bowserrox
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(02/15/2013) [-]
says the guy named pewdiepieminion
#38 to #37 - pewdiepieminion
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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#101 - Rukioish
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Oh no, bugs, better throw them all over me.
Oh no, bugs, better throw them all over me.
#103 to #101 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
It's a reflex action. If you opened a box of bugs, you wouldn't just calmly close the lid and set it aside.
#128 to #101 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
OMG LOL GUISE WOMEN ARE SO DUMB THUMBS UP LOL
#102 to #101 - xsnowbanex
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(02/15/2013) [-]
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#113 - petarmetar
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Man logic: Close it as fast as possible.

Women logic: Throw it in the air. That should solve the problem.
._.
#117 to #113 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
because you easily slam it right on in a way that it actually slips on and blocks the bugs from exiting before the bugs begin to exit. Why don't you just shove it up your ass?
#125 to #113 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
HUR DUR BECAUSE MEN AIN'T AFRAID OF NOTHING RIGHT GUYS????
#132 to #125 - jaggedpvp
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(02/15/2013) [-]
i am afraid of roaches like ****.

but i would not throw it into the air in a closed environment like a car. **** would get on my interior.
#134 to #132 - hamstergeddon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I am also deadly afraid of roaches, to the point of irrational fear, and if I see a roach my first instinct is to get it away from me as soon as possible(and then, after the initial scare, shot bugspray on it while shaking like a bitch...), so I am pretty sure I would do the same as her, and then cry the rest of my life why I did something so stupid...
#135 to #134 - jaggedpvp
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(02/15/2013) [-]
maybe some individuals instincts differ from others in terms of logical thought processing. i learned about it somewhere in a college course.

TL;DR my car interior is nice.
#127 to #113 - anon
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(02/15/2013) [-]
You stupid ************. How are you not ******* dead?
#119 to #113 - neutralgray
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I cannot fathom how many times people are going to have point that this is a NATURAL reaction to fear, not involving thought or logic, before people stop saying "she should have just closed it." You would have never expected it and would have done the same damn thing.
#105 - inbardo
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(02/15/2013) [-]
The exactly same content is on the frontpage right now.

Ow, FJ.....
#12 - tdogmeds
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(02/15/2013) [-]
I hear she cheated on him, so he locked her in the car with that ****.
#20 to #12 - vparrish
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Deserves it. Just barely though, That's the kinda **** that would scar me for life, I'd have to go to therapy after that.
#18 to #12 - gentlemanpyro
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#23 to #12 - Zarke
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Wait... How do you get locked INSIDE a car?
#32 to #23 - deathchain
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Child locks.
#33 to #32 - Zarke
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Even in the front seat?
#34 to #33 - deathchain
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(02/15/2013) [-]
She's in the back seat, where the child locks are. Theoretically she could climb up to the front and unlock it from there, but I doubt she was in the proper state of mind to accomplish that.
#41 to #34 - lizardtroll
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(02/15/2013) [-]
Plus it looked like she was blonde.
#71 to #12 - frybot
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(02/15/2013) [-]
It was actually from a game show. she quit the show so they kept pranking her.
#78 - toxickooties
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(02/15/2013) [-]
And what cheating girlfriend doesn't deserve a box of cockroaches? Heheh I love this.
#81 to #78 - autoxx
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(02/15/2013) [-]
She wasn't a cheater, she just opened presents before she was supposed to.
This probably cured her of that habit...
#80 to #78 - Oxideee
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(02/15/2013) [-]
That's just some fake story someone on tumblr created. It was really just a prank
#118 - horeunge
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(02/15/2013) [-]
mfw
mfw