And the darwin awards goes to. Almost this guy.. Natural selection missed...Maybe next time! darwin Award dumb ASS
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#3 - hongkong ONLINE
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Thne darwin award is given to people who have died.
#4 to #3 - gladiator
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(02/10/2013) [-]
actually its if they remove themselves from the genepool.

there was a guy who tried to steal live lobsters from a restaurant by shoving them down his pants and running for the door.
they pinched his nuts so badly they basically gave him a vasectomy.
#5 to #4 - hongkong ONLINE
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(02/10/2013) [-]
Your comment is true, and I cant argue with it.
But dying is the most common way to remove yourself from the genepool.
I simple did not consider such a way to gain a Darwin Award.
#6 to #5 - gladiator
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(02/10/2013) [-]
well dying is usually the cause, I just wanted to be specific for anyone who's never heard of it before.
to be honest the only other non-death one that comes to mind is the burglary attempt.

a guy breaks into this old mans bedroom to rob him and the old guy wakes up.
the thief lunges towards him to keep the old guy quiet, so in self defence the old man swings a crutch up at the guy and hit him between the legs.
the thief runs and jumps out the window and the old guy noticed he dropped something, so he turns the lights on to see what it was, it was one of the thiefs testicles.
he tried calling the police but they didn't believe him when he said he ripped his attackers nuts off.
later someone found the thief lying in the street bleeding and called an ambulance.
the damage was too severe and they had to amputate the other testicle.
#1 - SebyMeister
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Natural selection missed...Maybe next time!
#2 - anon
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(02/09/2013) [-]
Someone doesn't know the basic rules of gun handling regarding misfires~