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Submitted: 02/07/2013
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User avatar #1 - Faz (02/07/2013) [+] (29 replies)
It wouldn't hit you that fast no matter how much you drank.
#22 - assmonkeyforlife (02/07/2013) [-]
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#48 - johnylingo ONLINE (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
isded?
User avatar #11 - anbieter (02/07/2013) [-]
At first they were like:
"Drink, drink, drink!"

but then they were like:
"Breathe, breathe, breathe!"
#18 - hypex (02/07/2013) [+] (10 replies)
meanwhile in murrica where people for some reason have a ridiculously low alcohol tolerance and drink bud light water instead of real beer
User avatar #30 to #18 - strun (02/07/2013) [-]
Not everyone is like that...don't be that person that believes everything they hear about America is true. Like, I can drink like 1/4 of a miller ultra light and only be slightly wasted.
User avatar #96 - YaMum (02/08/2013) [-]
One tequila!
Two tequila!
Three Tequila!
Floor.
#127 - chocolatepuppy (02/08/2013) [-]
<----------- HLW
User avatar #161 - bokkos (02/08/2013) [+] (6 replies)
At least he just did 9 shots instead of snorting 9 **********
User avatar #159 - thamuz ONLINE (02/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila!
Floor!
#226 - arrrbie (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
**arrrbie rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at The End ** HFW he wakes up
#206 - garykn (02/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
I still say this is more impressive.
I still say this is more impressive.
#91 - auesis (02/08/2013) [-]
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#66 - happyphoton (02/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Many fine whiskeys when aged lose a lot of alcohol percentage but I am guessing that these fine young men did not waste half a bottle of the finest scotch by taking shots topless in the kitchen. In that case the whiskey is 110 proof. 55% alcohol.    
   
A shot glass filled to the line is between 20ml and 50ml. In the US the glasses are around 44ml.   
Judging by this gif however, I would make an educated guess of 35ml (UK) or 35.5 (Ireland). Some eastern European countries use these measurements too.    
35.5 X 10= 355ml drank overall. This would be like downing a standard corona bottle of whiskey or whiskey equivalent. It could be tequila however, which is only 38-40%.   
   
Male is around 60-65 kilos. (140 pounds in old money)   
Blood alcohol content would have to get to 0.15 for imbalance to start occurring. (being generous)   
   
Assuming little to no alcohol was consumed prior to the stunt then it would take 17 minutes for the guy to get to 0.15 if it was tequila and 9 minutes if it the strongest whiskey.    
   
Conclusion: Even if we account for the error bars the man has to have taken a break in the middle there were the camera cuts. For at least 3 minutes if he already had two beers and at least 9 if he had nothing.   
   
Alternate conclusion: The dumbass forgot to breathe between shots. (Not alcohol related)
Many fine whiskeys when aged lose a lot of alcohol percentage but I am guessing that these fine young men did not waste half a bottle of the finest scotch by taking shots topless in the kitchen. In that case the whiskey is 110 proof. 55% alcohol.

A shot glass filled to the line is between 20ml and 50ml. In the US the glasses are around 44ml.
Judging by this gif however, I would make an educated guess of 35ml (UK) or 35.5 (Ireland). Some eastern European countries use these measurements too.
35.5 X 10= 355ml drank overall. This would be like downing a standard corona bottle of whiskey or whiskey equivalent. It could be tequila however, which is only 38-40%.

Male is around 60-65 kilos. (140 pounds in old money)
Blood alcohol content would have to get to 0.15 for imbalance to start occurring. (being generous)

Assuming little to no alcohol was consumed prior to the stunt then it would take 17 minutes for the guy to get to 0.15 if it was tequila and 9 minutes if it the strongest whiskey.

Conclusion: Even if we account for the error bars the man has to have taken a break in the middle there were the camera cuts. For at least 3 minutes if he already had two beers and at least 9 if he had nothing.

Alternate conclusion: The dumbass forgot to breathe between shots. (Not alcohol related)



#185 - andredeking (02/08/2013) [+] (2 replies)
his liver
#189 - zomaru ONLINE (02/08/2013) [-]
His blood alcohol content!
IS SOMEWERE AROUND .7!!
#199 - allion (02/08/2013) [+] (5 replies)
did he died?
did he died?
User avatar #144 - JimiHendrix (02/08/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thats nothin. One time at my friends birthday party i took 3 whole pots and an entire vodka. i was so fricked up lol
User avatar #87 - biggieboy (02/08/2013) [-]
ready...steady...alcohol poisoning!
User avatar #258 - llantarynboy (02/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And he still couldn't get the taste of cock out of his mouth...
#182 - rambearclaw (02/08/2013) [+] (7 replies)
I am the liqour
I am the liqour
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