Ready... Steady... Blackout. .. It wouldn't hit you that fast no matter how much you drank. Ready Steady Blackout It wouldn't hit you that fast no matter how much drank
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User avatar #1 - Faz
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(02/07/2013) [-]
It wouldn't hit you that fast no matter how much you drank.
User avatar #38 to #1 - coustify
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(02/07/2013) [-]
What if he was at an extremely high altitude?
User avatar #10 to #1 - froggets
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(02/07/2013) [-]
who said it was alcohol? could've been poison!
User avatar #12 to #10 - anbieter
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Could also have been horse cum.

Who knows, who knows...
User avatar #2 to #1 - vexaton
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I think he had been drinking alot from before... Probably lack of air from all the breathing he didn't do when taking shots
User avatar #3 to #2 - Faz
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Lack of air makes a lot more sense, thumb for you.
#4 to #3 - vexaton
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Thanks
Thanks
User avatar #5 to #4 - Faz
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Oh great, now i have to masturbate.
#7 to #5 - vexaton
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Here btw
Here btw
#13 to #7 - teranin
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(02/07/2013) [-]
*wetting lips* *has braces*
*wetting lips* *has braces*
User avatar #19 to #7 - tarnis
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(02/07/2013) [-]
If theres grass on the field play ball...
#293 to #19 - kidbeanie
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Dude, that is awesome. I am going to use that saying some day...when talking about doing sex.. with... younger girls.......hrm.....
User avatar #210 to #7 - ktbmnf
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(02/08/2013) [-]
she looks my age. and... kinda looks cute :) 8/10, would bang



(braces for avalanche of red thumbs because im 16)
User avatar #20 to #7 - oimatewtf
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(02/07/2013) [-]
if she didnt have braces that could have been pulled off a ******** smoother.
User avatar #23 to #20 - vexaton
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Braces are the **** man
User avatar #26 to #23 - thepalmtoptiger
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(02/07/2013) [-]
They aren't so great if you're the one with braces.
#27 to #26 - vexaton
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#287 to #27 - anonymoose
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User avatar #28 to #27 - thepalmtoptiger
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Well, ****.
User avatar #29 to #28 - vexaton
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(02/07/2013) [-]
That was a really horrible picture -.- Oh well. You got the point
#43 to #29 - youxbarstard
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Looks like you're about to say "so we gonna **** or what?"
#53 to #43 - vexaton
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(02/08/2013) [-]
I didn't even know my camera took this picture. Found it just now
#179 to #28 - greenthegunstar
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(02/08/2013) [-]
dat username
User avatar #24 to #23 - oimatewtf
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Everyone has there own thing, i dont frown upon you for yours. but she is sexy no doubt.
User avatar #25 to #24 - vexaton
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Good! I like you
User avatar #8 to #7 - Faz
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Bit too young for my liking haha.
User avatar #9 to #8 - vexaton
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Ah ok lol
User avatar #6 to #5 - vexaton
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(02/07/2013) [-]
You're welcome
#273 to #2 - mrvolbeat
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User avatar #313 to #273 - vexaton
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(02/08/2013) [-]
English isn't my first language. I'm pretty good at it, but I make mistakes sometimes. That mistake right there, has happened too many times
#22 - assmonkeyforlife
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#48 - johnylingo
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(02/08/2013) [-]
isded?
#54 to #48 - reggaemortis
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Was it redrum?
User avatar #11 - anbieter
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(02/07/2013) [-]
At first they were like:
"Drink, drink, drink!"

but then they were like:
"Breathe, breathe, breathe!"
#18 - hypex
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(02/07/2013) [-]
meanwhile in murrica where people for some reason have a ridiculously low alcohol tolerance and drink bud light water instead of real beer
User avatar #44 to #18 - Nullifier
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Well American beer is like having sex on the beach...
It's ******* close to water.
#225 to #18 - murdocisgod
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Graduation night I drank an entire bottle of wine to myself...barely even drunk.   
I am 21 now and can manage to polish off almost half a bottle of Jameson to myself and still only be slightly tipsy, and I'm American...   
Just sayin'.
Graduation night I drank an entire bottle of wine to myself...barely even drunk.
I am 21 now and can manage to polish off almost half a bottle of Jameson to myself and still only be slightly tipsy, and I'm American...
Just sayin'.
#243 to #18 - anon id: 478f8bb8
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(02/08/2013) [-]
But beer tastes like **** anyways......
User avatar #122 to #18 - supermegasherman
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(02/08/2013) [-]
thats the north. pay them no attention
#187 to #18 - ieatsnatch
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Believe it or not they have good beer in america too. It's as easy as not buying the ****** name brand cheap beer. Samuel adams and Great Lakes make amazing beer, and their craft beers are equally as amazing.

<-- My favorite beer
www.ratebeer.com/beer/great-lakes-christmas-ale/4492/
User avatar #30 to #18 - strun
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Not everyone is like that...don't be that person that believes everything they hear about America is true. Like, I can drink like 1/4 of a miller ultra light and only be slightly wasted.
#31 to #30 - hypex
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(02/07/2013) [-]
mfw "miller ultra light"
User avatar #35 to #30 - defeats
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Haha, you got me more than the content, I raise me glass to you.
I only wish I had a gif that could paint a better picture.
#40 to #35 - kaarvaag
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Take this
Take this
User avatar #41 to #40 - defeats
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Haha, thanks!
User avatar #96 - YaMum
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(02/08/2013) [-]
One tequila!
Two tequila!
Three Tequila!
Floor.
#127 - chocolatepuppy
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(02/08/2013) [-]
<----------- HLW
User avatar #161 - bokkos
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(02/08/2013) [-]
At least he just did 9 shots instead of snorting 9 marijuanas
#167 to #161 - anon id: 398dabc8
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Snorting Marijuana?
#178 to #161 - putridgrim
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(02/08/2013) [-]
And I always just shoved them up my ass!
User avatar #171 to #161 - arstya
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(02/08/2013) [-]
The **** are you doing, kid?! You inject marijuanas, you don't snort them! You will killed if you don't.
User avatar #174 to #171 - bokkos
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(02/08/2013) [-]
**** you you're not my real mom! You snort the marijuanas, then pick the buds that grow off your skin and inject those, ******* retard
User avatar #175 to #174 - arstya
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Kid, you have a hell of a lot to learn about rock and roll.
User avatar #159 - thamuz
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(02/08/2013) [-]
One Tequila
Two Tequila
Three Tequila!
Floor!
#238 to #159 - gizmotechie
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(02/08/2013) [-]
am i the only one to find this as a tongue twister?
#244 to #238 - thamuz
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Its a twister when you're drunk.
Its a twister when you're drunk.
User avatar #169 to #159 - ishitincups
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(02/08/2013) [-]
Five ambulance,
Six ambulance,
Seven ambulance,
Morgue.
#181 to #169 - Shitthatscrazy
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User avatar #201 to #181 - twofreegerbils
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(02/08/2013) [-]
no
#203 to #201 - Shitthatscrazy
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#200 to #181 - anon id: 7e92021d
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(02/08/2013) [-]
no dude.... just... just no...
#226 - arrrbie
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(02/08/2013) [-]
**arrrbie rolled a random image posted in comment #65 at The End ** HFW he wakes up
User avatar #253 to #226 - Acity
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(02/08/2013) [-]
no roll gets better than this