Kinder egg. .. Gets salmonella and dies. Lol.
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#11 - abaraxus (02/07/2013) [-]
And that's when little Johnny learned never to trust anyone
#208 to #41 - gedesnegl (02/07/2013) [-]
Pokéfeel!
#33 to #11 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Which is actually kind of a good advice.
#15 - ffffyou (02/07/2013) [-]
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Revenge time
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User avatar #43 to #15 - andnowducks ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
What do they put on his face? mayo?
User avatar #68 to #43 - ffffyou (02/07/2013) [-]
yep.
User avatar #78 to #68 - andnowducks ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
Thanks
#184 to #15 - TheBanana (02/07/2013) [-]
TACO!
TACO!
#139 to #15 - dtcrawl (02/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #2 - orannis (02/07/2013) [-]
Gets salmonella and dies. Lol.
#88 to #2 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
my sides :D XD
#207 to #2 - gedesnegl (02/07/2013) [-]
Scumbag dad
#148 to #2 - mrbull (02/07/2013) [-]
Salmonella from a raw egg? Don't athletes and try-hard "get fit quick" ***** eat raw eggs all the time?
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User avatar #182 to #149 - exotic (02/07/2013) [-]
its also the part that touched chicken butt
#247 to #182 - mrbull (02/07/2013) [-]
And now I know!
User avatar #284 to #149 - rockamekishiko (02/07/2013) [-]
maybe they washed it
User avatar #272 to #148 - ironnips (02/07/2013) [-]
they usually just buy egg whites in cartons, low calories and high proteins. The carton has pasturized eggs in it
#111 to #2 - randomersixonetwo (02/07/2013) [-]
Rus you anus jockey.
#22 to #2 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
People rarely die from salmonella, just get very sick.
User avatar #185 to #22 - remsaman (02/07/2013) [-]
Salmonella can be deadly to the elderly and young children
#30 - MartinSeth (02/07/2013) [-]
At least he got the trademark Kinder Surprise. They never said it'd be a good surprise.
#26 - chilledtea (02/07/2013) [-]
How to lose a son's love
#129 - snakefire (02/07/2013) [-]
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#69 to #32 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
im petitioning congress for the right to bear poultry now
User avatar #251 to #32 - maxismahname (02/07/2013) [-]
I've bought kinder surprise many times here in america...
#80 to #32 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
I've never understood the purpose of a knife at the end of a gun. I mean, what are you gonna do? That's not easy to swing. You might misfire at someone else. And if you have a gun like that, they probably have one too.
User avatar #83 to #80 - JMF (02/07/2013) [-]
Anon, do you even history.
User avatar #100 to #83 - imabser (02/07/2013) [-]
I think its for stabbing people. Although you could open a can of beans with it too.
#216 to #80 - gedesnegl (02/07/2013) [-]
Flawless logic, right there! :D
User avatar #206 to #32 - cabbagemayhem (02/07/2013) [-]
One saves lives, the other gives children salmonella.
#212 to #206 - gedesnegl (02/07/2013) [-]
dude.. it's not an actual egg you know ;)
User avatar #214 to #212 - cabbagemayhem (02/07/2013) [-]
Ok, thanks. I didn't know that, probably because they're illegal here.
#36 to #32 - didyoumakegodzilla (02/07/2013) [-]
kinder eggs arnt illegal, i buy them all the time in the european market
kinder eggs arnt illegal, i buy them all the time in the european market
#45 to #36 - yourlifeisalie (02/07/2013) [-]
do you even read?
User avatar #57 to #45 - didyoumakegodzilla (02/07/2013) [-]
am i the only one who knows that these are sold in the usa?
User avatar #59 to #57 - yourlifeisalie (02/07/2013) [-]
why'd you say europe`?
User avatar #60 to #59 - didyoumakegodzilla (02/07/2013) [-]
the name of the store i buy them in the usa is The european market :/
User avatar #94 to #60 - fosforgasxiii (02/07/2013) [-]
That's an odd name for a store. Do they specialize in European products?
User avatar #299 to #94 - didyoumakegodzilla (02/08/2013) [-]
yes :) i have a few in my city, and their is also a wallmart that sells them in georgia
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User avatar #49 to #32 - techketzer (02/07/2013) [-]
"Legal in the USA" is one hell of a way to misspell "non-existant".
User avatar #95 to #49 - fosforgasxiii (02/07/2013) [-]
That's not the point of this pic.
User avatar #118 to #95 - techketzer (02/07/2013) [-]
It fails to make a point, then, as it's the most obvious thing about the picture.
User avatar #263 to #118 - fosforgasxiii (02/07/2013) [-]
The point isn't whether these guns are real or not, it's about how heavy guns, things you can use to kill multiple people, are easy available in the US and some innocent candy is not "because some kid might suffocate on it".
User avatar #289 to #263 - techketzer (02/07/2013) [-]
I realize that.
My point was that the picture sucks at getting that point across, and there there is no reasonable excuse why the creator didn't use picture of actual guns.
#77 to #32 - neokun (02/07/2013) [-]
I see your point, but are those guns even real?
#217 to #77 - gedesnegl (02/07/2013) [-]
Dude! They're as real as OP's balls!
User avatar #262 - radamski (02/07/2013) [-]
Here we witness the beginning of HowToBasic
#236 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
you guys makes holocaust and 9/11 jokes all the time, but here you are, crying over a funny little prank pulled on a kid.

way to ******* go, fj.
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#152 - bonnierock (02/07/2013) [-]
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#240 - patofeliz (02/07/2013) [-]
His father
His father
User avatar #134 - downtownbosscat (02/07/2013) [-]
lol i was waiting for the THANKS OBAMA at the end
User avatar #142 to #134 - thelegitmetalhead (02/07/2013) [-]
I think you've been here too long
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#109 - thebritishguy (02/07/2013) [-]
you know that kids going to grow up into a monster, nice one phil
#73 - thewalruss (02/07/2013) [-]
Well done. Here are the test results: You are a horrible person. I'm serious, that's what it says: A horrible person. We weren't even testing for that. Don't let that "horrible person" thing discourage you. It's just a data point. If it makes you feel any better, science has now validated your birth mother's decision to abandon you on a doorstep.
User avatar #151 - kinglobster (02/07/2013) [-]
haha, its actually salmonella!
#193 - callmeiso (02/07/2013) [-]
Day after, kid got salmonella.
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