zebra //////. zeh striped mawfakka.. Same thing happened to me. Except it was an ostrich. Crazy feathered .If birds were people, ostriches would be the crazy hobo who knifes you for a kit-kat bar. Zebra
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#1 - flyingfrogslash (02/06/2013) [-]
Same thing happened to me. Except it was an ostrich. Crazy feathered ************ .If birds were people, ostriches would be the crazy hobo who knifes you for a kit-kat bar.
User avatar #19 to #1 - deathbylucy (02/07/2013) [-]
A girl I know got bit by an ostrich
#6 - reyden (02/07/2013) [-]
User avatar #10 - kibuza (02/07/2013) [-]
Why does her face at the end anger me?
#32 to #10 - therealjc (02/07/2013) [-]
because she's flaunting food in front of a god damn zebra with the window open and cries when the zebra tries to get at the food and bites her instead.   
Stupid fat bitch.
because she's flaunting food in front of a god damn zebra with the window open and cries when the zebra tries to get at the food and bites her instead.
Stupid fat bitch.
#11 to #10 - Peirs (02/07/2013) [-]
Because she's crying and it reminds you of your victims.
#16 - twatmissile (02/07/2013) [-]
extremely related
extremely related
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User avatar #22 to #16 - spikethepony (02/07/2013) [-]
Oh, look at that cute little human over there... I think he wants to pet me!
*bites* lolololol....
User avatar #37 to #16 - kakariko (02/07/2013) [-]
Tip:
Never get close to a horse with the ears like that
#33 - johananas (02/07/2013) [-]
"I just want to be loved."
#20 - usernameerror (02/07/2013) [-]
**usernameerror rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I need some help ** MFW if a zebra bit me
#39 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
all you faggots hate horses ad zebras but love cats? cats are the worst animals ever.
User avatar #29 - arnoldbusk ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
When I was a kid I wanted to pet a little penguin through the bars, and it bit my finger open. I started screaming and crying. My father lifted me up, and ran to a toilet to some paper, and in the distance I could see the ****** licking up my blood.

******* penguins.
#18 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
She probably only made a big deal about that for the rest of the day.
#8 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
SHE'S SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT HUEHUAHUEHAHHAHEUHAUEHAHEUHAUEHAUEHUAHEUHAEHUAEHUAHEUAHE
#44 - mrblacksmoke (02/07/2013) [-]
Being bitten by a horse [zebra] ******* hurts!
#42 - moseth (02/07/2013) [-]
MFW Description
User avatar #17 - VincentKing ONLINE (02/07/2013) [-]
I think I can actually read what she is saying. How is this possible?
User avatar #28 to #17 - hkd (02/07/2013) [-]
"OH MAH GAWD IT BIT MEH SHOULDER"
User avatar #9 - Sockopolis (02/07/2013) [-]
I like how the zebra is standing out there with his ears down like "What did I do? Sorry gaiz."
#13 to #9 - autoxx (02/07/2013) [-]
When a horse, zebra, donkey, etc. have their ears back like that it means they are pissed off.
Zebras are notoriously ill-tempered anyway.
User avatar #4 - sixfivefourtwoone (02/07/2013) [-]
It barely tapped her and it's teeth are dull, not sharp... Don't be a pussy.
#5 to #4 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
TELL YOU WHAT.
GO STICK YOUR HAND IN A HORSES MOUTH.
AND KICK IT IN THE NUTS.

PLEASE GET A VIDEO OF THAT AS WELL.
User avatar #7 to #5 - sixfivefourtwoone (02/07/2013) [-]
I'm from south carolina.. May be raised southern but this means that I have had chances at jobs at places like barns; I have worked on them... I have had a horse bite me, and yes; it ******* hurts. Also been kicked by one. However she was barely tapped, like not even worth a grazing. She is also crying like a bitch about it.
#14 to #7 - autoxx (02/07/2013) [-]
It's true, I have been bit by horses too (girlfriend was a horse nut) and they can bite hard but this zebra didn't.
#2 - darkjustifier (02/06/2013) [-]
Devilish creature still fears the ostrich.
User avatar #34 - IcyKina (02/07/2013) [-]
"OH **** it bit my shoulder!"



^ my guess
User avatar #30 - Lostdemon (02/07/2013) [-]
this is why i hate horses, they bite people for no reason what so ever, i saw some guy just standing around had no idea a horse was even behind him and it just walked up and bit him.
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User avatar #38 to #35 - Lostdemon (02/07/2013) [-]
ive seen horses walk up and literally **** on a couples picnic
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User avatar #46 to #38 - flyingfrogslash (02/07/2013) [-]
Well thanks a lot. Now there is soda all over my computer screen and keyboard.
#27 - anon (02/07/2013) [-]
Perhaps close the window when near wild animals.
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