zebra //////. zeh striped mawfakka.. Same thing happened to me. Except it was an ostrich. Crazy feathered .If birds were people, ostriches would be the crazy hobo who knifes you for a kit-kat bar. Zebra
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User avatar #10 - kibuza
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Why does her face at the end anger me?
#32 to #10 - therealjc
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because she's flaunting food in front of a god damn zebra with the window open and cries when the zebra tries to get at the food and bites her instead.   
Stupid fat bitch.
because she's flaunting food in front of a god damn zebra with the window open and cries when the zebra tries to get at the food and bites her instead.
Stupid fat bitch.
#11 to #10 - Peirs
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Because she's crying and it reminds you of your victims.
#1 - flyingfrogslash
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(02/06/2013) [-]
Same thing happened to me. Except it was an ostrich. Crazy feathered ************.If birds were people, ostriches would be the crazy hobo who knifes you for a kit-kat bar.
User avatar #19 to #1 - deathbylucy
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A girl I know got bit by an ostrich
#12 to #1 - omegadynasty
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#15 - Cleavland Steamer
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#6 - reyden
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#16 - twatmissile
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(02/07/2013) [-]
extremely related
extremely related
#36 to #16 - keggut **User deleted account**
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User avatar #22 to #16 - spikethepony
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Oh, look at that cute little human over there... I think he wants to pet me!
*bites* lolololol....
User avatar #37 to #16 - kakariko
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Tip:
Never get close to a horse with the ears like that
#20 - usernameerror
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(02/07/2013) [-]
**usernameerror rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at I need some help ** MFW if a zebra bit me
User avatar #4 - sixfivefourtwoone
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(02/07/2013) [-]
It barely tapped her and it's teeth are dull, not sharp... Don't be a pussy.
#5 to #4 - anon id: 0ddf3a99
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(02/07/2013) [-]
TELL YOU WHAT.
GO STICK YOUR HAND IN A HORSES MOUTH.
AND KICK IT IN THE NUTS.

PLEASE GET A VIDEO OF THAT AS WELL.
User avatar #7 to #5 - sixfivefourtwoone
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I'm from south carolina.. May be raised southern but this means that I have had chances at jobs at places like barns; I have worked on them... I have had a horse bite me, and yes; it ******* hurts. Also been kicked by one. However she was barely tapped, like not even worth a grazing. She is also crying like a bitch about it.
#14 to #7 - autoxx
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It's true, I have been bit by horses too (girlfriend was a horse nut) and they can bite hard but this zebra didn't.
User avatar #9 - Sockopolis
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(02/07/2013) [-]
I like how the zebra is standing out there with his ears down like "What did I do? Sorry gaiz."
#13 to #9 - autoxx
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(02/07/2013) [-]
When a horse, zebra, donkey, etc. have their ears back like that it means they are pissed off.
Zebras are notoriously ill-tempered anyway.
#33 - johananas
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(02/07/2013) [-]
"I just want to be loved."
User avatar #30 - Lostdemon
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this is why i hate horses, they bite people for no reason what so ever, i saw some guy just standing around had no idea a horse was even behind him and it just walked up and bit him.
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User avatar #38 to #35 - Lostdemon
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ive seen horses walk up and literally **** on a couples picnic
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User avatar #46 to #38 - flyingfrogslash
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(02/07/2013) [-]
Well thanks a lot. Now there is soda all over my computer screen and keyboard.