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User avatar #21 - tjflash (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm competing in a Taekwondo Tournament on the 16th...
Now I know what to do.
#28 to #21 - xatrainx (02/04/2013) [-]
learn to fight, or acquire a foot fetish.
User avatar #23 to #21 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
im going to one on the 9th. best of luck on yours :)
back kicks are the key
User avatar #24 to #23 - tjflash (02/04/2013) [-]
You too good sir!
Strange. My New master tells us to never use back kicks, because they are "too slow"
I use them anyways and I'm beating black belts at Purple Rank. wut.
User avatar #53 to #24 - thatnerdyguy (02/04/2013) [-]
Hey, if it works for you, then do it!
User avatar #25 to #24 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
purple rank? what kind of taekwondo do you do?

also, back kicks are the most lethal on the counter attack
User avatar #29 to #25 - tjflash (02/04/2013) [-]
Yes, but slower for sparring in his eyes. For him, sparring is all about flashy quick kicks. I act like I'm defending myself in a real fight for my life. And I was in WTF and switched to AFT when my Master was murdered. Rest his soul.
User avatar #39 to #29 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Murdered..?whoaaa
i do ITF, which is why i don't know about the purple belt
#31 to #29 - autoxx (02/04/2013) [-]
Sounds like a superhero background story...
User avatar #33 to #31 - tjflash (02/04/2013) [-]
In a way. I looked up to him for life and spiritual guidance. he was killed in his home. A man knocked on the door, shot him twice, and ran. He turned himself in a week later.
This world is crazy, yo.
User avatar #40 to #33 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
what's his name?
User avatar #41 to #40 - tjflash (02/04/2013) [-]
Master William Kenneth Ellis
User avatar #42 to #41 - themastertroller ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
Manatee School of the Arts?
User avatar #112 to #42 - tjflash (02/04/2013) [-]
Yep.
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