Win a cat. the cat does not give a .. I was so dissapointed when the cat didn't get picked up by the crane. asdasdasdasdsa
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#1 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (02/03/2013) [-]
I was so dissapointed when the cat didn't get picked up by the crane.
User avatar #13 to #1 - angelious ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
aww **** man spoilers!!!

....btw does that loop`?

cause i watched him try like 5 times before reading this....
#2 to #1 - anon (02/03/2013) [-]
that **** cant even lift a plastic bag
#7 - whisperone (02/03/2013) [-]
be the crane
#15 to #7 - billybobjoeii (02/03/2013) [-]
Everyone's a critic
User avatar #3 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
My great grandmother with arthritis has a better grip than skill tester machines.
#5 to #3 - biot (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #19 - TheFreak (02/03/2013) [-]
One time I was at the boardwalk and an eight year old had crawled into one of the giant crane machines. He was dropping stuffed animals into the chute and his sister was pulling them out. They'd almost emptied the machine before anyone else noticed.
#6 - biot (02/03/2013) [-]
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User avatar #4 - VincentKing ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
most are rigged. If you find one that they stuffed up on and it has a good grip, win all the prizes. Me and my brother did that, and $40 later, won 28 shrek plush toys.
#22 to #4 - samxdaxman (02/03/2013) [-]
oh boy, here come the Shrek 4chan posts.
oh boy, here come the Shrek 4chan posts.
User avatar #25 to #22 - VincentKing ONLINE (02/04/2013) [-]
I already pleased shrek with the winnings, no shrek sex for me :P
User avatar #12 to #4 - xxhunterxx (02/03/2013) [-]
Shrek is love.
#14 to #12 - zandersave (02/03/2013) [-]
Shrek is life
#17 - tastycrisps (02/03/2013) [-]
Imagine coming in to work one morning and seeing a cat in the crane machine.   
did someone say cat thread?
Imagine coming in to work one morning and seeing a cat in the crane machine.

did someone say cat thread?
User avatar #9 - vilememory (02/03/2013) [-]
Yes the games are rigged, the cranes are programmed to only grab securely every so many times. You have to sit and watch the game, usually you get like twenty people trying then the crane will grip properly. Or sometimes more, there is a setting in the game that the owner uses to make it so that you only have a real chance to win anything after you feed a **** ton of money into the game.

Of course there are also pricks who put things into the games that are too heavy to pick up so you lose no matter what, they just rotate the stock of prizes to make it look like people won stuff.
User avatar #10 to #9 - ROADHOUSE (02/03/2013) [-]
Most crane machines I've used have a loose grip meaning that you're either good at placing the crane exactly where you want it or you're not getting anything out of that machine.

My dad used to be addicted to these freaking machines and he was pretty good at getting things out of it so much so that people would pay him to get stuff out of it for them.

He kinda cheated though, he would tilt and shake the machine to position the items in the right position and as the claw went down he would tilt the machine again.
User avatar #16 to #10 - malacyman (02/03/2013) [-]
I'm a ******* Boss at claw machines. I can usually get 2-3 items at a time. I've been trying to get a belt out of a machine with the small rocks on the bottom. probably spent close to $20, it's so bull **** , i'll get the crane in the perfect spot and it doesn't even move the belt....
User avatar #24 to #16 - vilememory (02/03/2013) [-]
Any game that has those rocks at the bottom don't even bother, they are the biggest rip off of them all.
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#11 to #9 - daniboyi (02/03/2013) [-]
and then there are the good guys who let you play all the time you need to win a prize for the payment of one try.
User avatar #23 - everyonesbuddy (02/03/2013) [-]
cat just kinda bites it like bitch get outta here
User avatar #20 - warlockrichard (02/03/2013) [-]
I actually once won a nintendo ds out of a crane game at seaworld once but it was bright bubble gum pink so I gave it to my little sister and called it an early christmas present
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