Trying to look smart infront of stranger. .. He just wanted to fit in with everyone else by licking his hand before turning a page, but he didn't want to get spit all over his book.
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Submitted: 02/01/2013
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#45 - badgerclan (02/02/2013) [-]
The tint and layout of that book... I'm almost positive that it's the game guide for Oblivion. Pic related, I've spent a lot of time with that guide. This was brand new when I got it. I briefly tried to find the pages he was looking at, but its like 700 pages long and I don't have a good enough view of the images on the page.
#38 - ulquiorratheespada (02/02/2013) [-]
Kids...
Kids...
User avatar #42 to #38 - theawkwardbros (02/02/2013) [-]
******* Obama. Jesus Christ.
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#36 - aguta (02/02/2013) [-]
**aguta rolled a random image posted in comment #32 at see description ** smart
#54 to #36 - ooants (02/02/2013) [-]
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User avatar #37 to #36 - aguta (02/02/2013) [-]
wtf
User avatar #32 - exarzero (02/02/2013) [-]
Why do people have to do that at all? Teachers, students.... why? Just turn the damn page. Nobody said you have to make out with the damn book.
#33 to #32 - teenytinyspider (02/02/2013) [-]
They did it to get a better grip to turn the page better.
User avatar #39 to #33 - corundum (02/02/2013) [-]
You really can't turn the page without soiling it?
User avatar #34 to #33 - exarzero (02/02/2013) [-]
Well yes sure, but ti seems bad to wet the pages with the germs in ones mouth. Especially if someone else borrows it and touches his face or something after reading. lol
#35 to #34 - teenytinyspider (02/02/2013) [-]
Yeah I know. It's still gross lol.
#31 - nyawgga ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
Holy **** , I just remembered this like yesterday and haven't seen it in years before that. OP, you read my ******* mind.
User avatar #30 - grandmabetty (02/02/2013) [-]
Just lick the edge of the entire book
#24 - anonymous (02/02/2013) [-]
licking your finger while reading does not make you look smart or educated. To me it looks like you're too stupid to turn a page.
User avatar #23 - pulluspardus ONLINE (02/02/2013) [-]
I never liked when people lick their fingers to turn pages, ******* germs man.
User avatar #25 to #23 - shokonicci (02/02/2013) [-]
Or when teachers do it to hand out papers
User avatar #27 to #25 - robertpaulwebb (02/02/2013) [-]
yes...i remember specifically. it was a salmon colored paper...with a wet spot on the corner. that ******* bitch...
User avatar #17 - elatedmonkey (02/02/2013) [-]
He just wanted to fit in with everyone else by licking his hand before turning a page, but he didn't want to get spit all over his book.
#18 to #17 - elatedmonkey (02/02/2013) [-]
I used to have a teacher in elementary school who would lick her finger every 4 worksheets she handed out.

<-- MFW she would hand me a worksheet with a clear spit fingerprint on the bottom
#10 - tireyhawnuyu (02/02/2013) [-]
This kids 						******					 stupid
This kids ****** stupid
User avatar #11 to #10 - spikethepony (02/02/2013) [-]
Well, other than the fact that every damn teacher known to mankind does this without explaining what the hell they're doing, you can't really expect a 7-year-old to not try it.
Even if he does it with the wrong hand...
User avatar #46 to #11 - tehlulzbringer (02/02/2013) [-]
Doesn't matter

He's probably not very bright

I don't have very high hopes for him
User avatar #12 to #11 - tireyhawnuyu (02/02/2013) [-]
I never did it...I lied, I did it the right way the first time.
User avatar #13 to #12 - spikethepony (02/02/2013) [-]
I just didn't do it. Looked stupid to me, and I never had problems with passing out paper because I made myself invisible.
Still, we can't all be the brightest bulb on the Hanuka tree.
User avatar #14 to #13 - tireyhawnuyu (02/02/2013) [-]
That took me a minute, lol
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#1 - idoliam has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #49 to #1 - smittywrbmnjnsn (02/02/2013) [-]
*looks like my boyfriend
User avatar #47 to #1 - xxhunterxx (02/02/2013) [-]
K.
User avatar #3 to #1 - thepyras (02/02/2013) [-]
You shouldn't be dating children.
User avatar #2 to #1 - mcshmeggy (02/02/2013) [-]
>i'm a girl btw ;)
#60 to #2 - lordnerevar (02/06/2013) [-]
There is no such thing as a girl on the internet. Image related.
User avatar #55 to #2 - fedegon ONLINE (02/03/2013) [-]
You were in the negative 40s last time I saw you...
I am so proud.
#56 to #55 - mcshmeggy (02/04/2013) [-]
haha wow no 						*******					 way thats insane, good thing i just saw this now or I would have shat a brick
haha wow no ******* way thats insane, good thing i just saw this now or I would have shat a brick
User avatar #29 to #2 - grundo (02/02/2013) [-]
Jesus Christ FJ is retarded....
User avatar #26 to #2 - neutralgray (02/02/2013) [-]
People of FJ:

Take note of this comment. It isn't the person who originally posted. It's satirical. Pay attention to usernames.
User avatar #57 to #26 - mcshmeggy (02/04/2013) [-]
yeah apparently i had -40 thumbs earlier this site is ******
#20 to #2 - haseotakaeda (02/02/2013) [-]
Attention whoring 						****					 alert?   
   
We don't give two 						*****					 if you're a girl, don't say you're one as if it'll erase all the red thumbs from your stupid ass comment.   
   
And yes we realized you were a girl from your first comment.
Attention whoring **** alert?

We don't give two ***** if you're a girl, don't say you're one as if it'll erase all the red thumbs from your stupid ass comment.

And yes we realized you were a girl from your first comment.
User avatar #58 to #20 - mcshmeggy (02/04/2013) [-]
look at the usernames, its a joke. thanks for the sloth gif tho bby ;3
#59 to #58 - haseotakaeda (02/04/2013) [-]
I'm sorry T_T
#19 to #2 - rockstarownage (02/02/2013) [-]
i think some people mistook your joke here and didnt look at the different usernames..........
User avatar #15 to #2 - techjoker (02/02/2013) [-]
Thanks for pointing that out,we all thought you were gay.
User avatar #8 to #2 - joshofsouls (02/02/2013) [-]
I'm gonna say this once, and only once.

NO ONE, and I repeat, NO ONE... on this website... gives a **** if you've got a vag.
And **** off with the > ******** , you're using it wrong.
Now show us your tits or shut the **** up.
User avatar #5 to #2 - rawfulz (02/02/2013) [-]
You still shouldn't be dating children. That was a terrible excuse.
User avatar #4 to #2 - idoliam (02/02/2013) [-]
Okay?
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