Cool. .. My dad and I were having a little fistfight in the hall upstairs before he was leaving for work, he went in to the bathroom and told me to "Expect the unex
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#14 - kyrozor ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
My dad and I were having a little fistfight in the hall upstairs before he was leaving for work, he went in to the bathroom and told me to "Expect the unexpected"

I went into my room thinking nothing of it, a couple seconds later he'd pierced a hole in a can of deoderant and threw it into my room like a smoke grenade and held the door shut, I've never been choked by such an alluring scent before.

Bastard ******* used the last of my good one.
#36 to #14 - theroyjenkins (01/27/2013) [-]
I don't know much about spray can, but wouldn't puncturing it cause it to go boomy boom?
User avatar #67 to #36 - kyrozor ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
Probably, but he's a fireman, so if worst comes to worst, it'll still be k.
#21 to #14 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
Thank you for the ideas I can use to troll my brother.
User avatar #22 to #21 - kyrozor ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
It's actually brilliant if you do it right.
#15 to #14 - disturbedmaster (01/27/2013) [-]
your dad sounds ******* awesome
User avatar #16 to #15 - kyrozor ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
He has his moments. Haha.
#17 to #16 - disturbedmaster (01/27/2013) [-]
can i trade my dad for yours pleaseee
User avatar #18 to #17 - kyrozor ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
If you can convince him, be my guest.
#19 to #18 - disturbedmaster (01/27/2013) [-]
lmfao
#38 to #18 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
You sound like a ******* cunt.
User avatar #68 to #38 - kyrozor ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
And still manage to not come off as nearly as much of a cunt as you.

Chill out mate.
#26 to #14 - taintedangel (01/27/2013) [-]
Similar, but effective:

Get one of those plastic zip ties and wrap it around the trigger of a fabreeze/air-freshener and do the same thing.

<pic is the weapon.
#30 - roflstorm (01/27/2013) [-]
Yay slow mo guys!
Yay slow mo guys!
User avatar #52 to #30 - fargone (01/27/2013) [-]
Was that thing full of chocolate milk or something?
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#29 - foromil (01/27/2013) [-]
And then the surrounding area could not support life that had the sense of smell.
And then the surrounding area could not support life that had the sense of smell.
#13 - IceViper (01/27/2013) [-]
"lynx"
User avatar #1 - usernamesaredumb (01/26/2013) [-]
Ugh. Can you imagine the smell of highly concentrated Axe-like cologne being expelled all at once? Sickening.
User avatar #50 to #1 - TheAmericanCheese (01/27/2013) [-]
At my school during P.E. in the locker rooms kids will do "Axe bombs". Puncture a can of Axe and throw it across the room. The room immediately fills up with Axe, and it is terrible.
#2 to #1 - oneentity (01/26/2013) [-]
It would be a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of female voices suddenly cried out in passion and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible would happened.
#24 - zombiefacepuncher (01/27/2013) [-]
now light the axe on fire and do it again
User avatar #34 - Nopaleon (01/27/2013) [-]
Why they don't use an Axe Bodyspray so they can hit an Axe with an Axe so you could hit on anyone because you're a god damn lumberjack that smells like sex.
User avatar #48 to #34 - TheUsername (01/27/2013) [-]
axe cologne is **** though.
#53 to #48 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
It's the same thing. This is from the Slow-Mo guys on youtube, who live in britain. In Britain, Axe is called Lynx. It's the same cologne.
User avatar #69 to #53 - TheUsername (01/27/2013) [-]
he said it'll smell like sex. But no, it will smell like **** . If lynx is the same, it'll still smell like **** .
User avatar #35 to #34 - timelordeternal (01/27/2013) [-]
This deserves more thumbs than I can give.
User avatar #37 to #34 - thebeastlyhound (01/27/2013) [-]
lynx is axe it their country you dumbass
User avatar #11 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
hay i hear you like axe so we axed your axe you you can smell like axed axe
#12 to #11 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
that would be funnier if in the U.K. it was called axe but it isn't you ******* knob
User avatar #20 to #12 - evilanakie ONLINE (01/27/2013) [-]
actually Australian
#25 to #20 - flipninefive (01/27/2013) [-]
Actually it is in England. It's the Slow Mo Guys!
#59 - awesomechardey (01/27/2013) [-]
so you can do this with an axe?
#60 to #59 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
See what you did there.




(pic please)
#56 - maddboiy (01/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #58 to #56 - pvtgoblin (01/27/2013) [-]
Is that Gavin?
#66 to #58 - maddboiy (01/27/2013) [-]
it is indeed
User avatar #51 - lunacy (01/27/2013) [-]
Can anyone else practically smell this gif?
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#54 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
Mark Nutt?
User avatar #61 to #54 - gladiator (01/27/2013) [-]
MARK NUTT!!
User avatar #10 - reican (01/27/2013) [-]
have an axe covered in slow burning oil, then do that.
User avatar #23 to #10 - truemox (01/27/2013) [-]
that'd wreck the temper of the blade.
User avatar #27 to #23 - taintedangel (01/27/2013) [-]
Not like you can't buy another axe blade.
User avatar #42 to #27 - truemox (01/27/2013) [-]
True, but I'd like to take care of tools.
User avatar #70 to #42 - reican (01/27/2013) [-]
buy an axe you will use specifically for these sort of experiments then. tools meant to be destroyed, if they survive, do something else
#3 - bcsaint (01/26/2013) [-]
hfw all that crap hits it
hfw all that crap hits it
#55 - mitdwit (01/27/2013) [-]
Now do it with a can of AXE
#65 to #55 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
Lynx is Axe, just in the UK
User avatar #57 to #55 - camdonwin (01/27/2013) [-]
hahaha that was good, this deserves thumbs.
#7 - penguinthegreat (01/27/2013) [-]
why couldnt they axe an axe
that would be much cooler
User avatar #8 to #7 - maxataxx (01/27/2013) [-]
That's what AXE is called in the U.K.
#39 to #8 - cubanwhiteman (01/27/2013) [-]

Well now he just looks like an axehole.
User avatar #40 to #8 - ryanmck (01/27/2013) [-]
Lynx =/= Axe it's here in America too
User avatar #63 - larsravn (01/27/2013) [-]
I have 2 axes and i need to ******* try this!
#49 - anon (01/27/2013) [-]
me and a friend made a fire outside in the woods, and used what was left of my axe to melt the snow an light the fire, kind of a flamethrower, soo, we then got tired of it and just went back, but right before that i threw th deodorant can in the fire, it still had quite some deodorant inside, when we were like 50 meters away we heard a loud bang, like higher than a rifle, next day when we went back there was no traces left of either the deodorant nor the fire, just a big hole in the snow
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