Cool. .. My dad and I were having a little fistfight in the hall upstairs before he was leaving for work, he went in to the bathroom and told me to "Expect the unex Cool My dad and I were having a little fistfight in the hall upstairs before he was leaving for work went to bathroom told me "Expect unex
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#1 - usernamesaredumb
Reply +18
(01/26/2013) [-]
Ugh. Can you imagine the smell of highly concentrated Axe-like cologne being expelled all at once? Sickening.
#50 to #1 - TheAmericanCheese
Reply +1
(01/27/2013) [-]
At my school during P.E. in the locker rooms kids will do "Axe bombs". Puncture a can of Axe and throw it across the room. The room immediately fills up with Axe, and it is terrible.
#2 to #1 - oneentity
Reply +81
(01/26/2013) [-]
It would be a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of female voices suddenly cried out in passion and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible would happened.
#14 - kyrozor
Reply +54
(01/27/2013) [-]
My dad and I were having a little fistfight in the hall upstairs before he was leaving for work, he went in to the bathroom and told me to "Expect the unexpected"

I went into my room thinking nothing of it, a couple seconds later he'd pierced a hole in a can of deoderant and threw it into my room like a smoke grenade and held the door shut, I've never been choked by such an alluring scent before.

Bastard ******* used the last of my good one.
#21 to #14 - anon
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
Thank you for the ideas I can use to troll my brother.
#22 to #21 - kyrozor
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
It's actually brilliant if you do it right.
#36 to #14 - theroyjenkins
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
I don't know much about spray can, but wouldn't puncturing it cause it to go boomy boom?
#67 to #36 - kyrozor
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
Probably, but he's a fireman, so if worst comes to worst, it'll still be k.
#15 to #14 - disturbedmaster
Reply +6
(01/27/2013) [-]
your dad sounds ******* awesome
#16 to #15 - kyrozor
Reply +5
(01/27/2013) [-]
He has his moments. Haha.
#17 to #16 - disturbedmaster
Reply +4
(01/27/2013) [-]
can i trade my dad for yours pleaseee
#18 to #17 - kyrozor
Reply +2
(01/27/2013) [-]
If you can convince him, be my guest.
#38 to #18 - anon
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
You sound like a ******* cunt.
#68 to #38 - kyrozor
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
And still manage to not come off as nearly as much of a cunt as you.

Chill out mate.
#19 to #18 - disturbedmaster
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
lmfao
#26 to #14 - taintedangel
Reply +8
(01/27/2013) [-]
Similar, but effective:

Get one of those plastic zip ties and wrap it around the trigger of a fabreeze/air-freshener and do the same thing.

<pic is the weapon.
#34 - Nopaleon
Reply +20
(01/27/2013) [-]
Why they don't use an Axe Bodyspray so they can hit an Axe with an Axe so you could hit on anyone because you're a god damn lumberjack that smells like sex.
#48 to #34 - TheUsername
Reply -1
(01/27/2013) [-]
axe cologne is **** though.
#53 to #48 - anon
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
It's the same thing. This is from the Slow-Mo guys on youtube, who live in britain. In Britain, Axe is called Lynx. It's the same cologne.
#69 to #53 - TheUsername
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
he said it'll smell like sex. But no, it will smell like ****. If lynx is the same, it'll still smell like ****.
#35 to #34 - timelordeternal
Reply +1
(01/27/2013) [-]
This deserves more thumbs than I can give.
#37 to #34 - thebeastlyhound
Reply +6
(01/27/2013) [-]
lynx is axe it their country you dumbass
#13 - IceViper
Reply +15
(01/27/2013) [-]
"lynx"
#30 - roflstorm
Reply +14
(01/27/2013) [-]
Yay slow mo guys!
Yay slow mo guys!
#52 to #30 - fargone
Reply -1
(01/27/2013) [-]
Was that thing full of chocolate milk or something?
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#29 - foromil
Reply +14
(01/27/2013) [-]
And then the surrounding area could not support life that had the sense of smell.
And then the surrounding area could not support life that had the sense of smell.
#7 - penguinthegreat
Reply -5
(01/27/2013) [-]
why couldnt they axe an axe
that would be much cooler
#8 to #7 - maxataxx
Reply +14
(01/27/2013) [-]
That's what AXE is called in the U.K.
#39 to #8 - cubanwhiteman
Reply +3
(01/27/2013) [-]

Well now he just looks like an axehole.
#40 to #8 - ryanmck
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
Lynx =/= Axe it's here in America too
#11 - evilanakie
Reply +9
(01/27/2013) [-]
hay i hear you like axe so we axed your axe you you can smell like axed axe
#12 to #11 - anon
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
that would be funnier if in the U.K. it was called axe but it isn't you ******* knob
#20 to #12 - evilanakie
Reply +6
(01/27/2013) [-]
actually Australian
#25 to #20 - flipninefive
Reply +5
(01/27/2013) [-]
Actually it is in England. It's the Slow Mo Guys!
#47 to #12 - newmainman
Reply +2
(01/27/2013) [-]
Knob..
#24 - zombiefacepuncher
Reply +7
(01/27/2013) [-]
now light the axe on fire and do it again
#56 - maddboiy
Reply +3
(01/27/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 to #56 - pvtgoblin
Reply +1
(01/27/2013) [-]
Is that Gavin?
#66 to #58 - maddboiy
Reply 0
(01/27/2013) [-]
it is indeed