Finding Cinemax porn as a kid. .. the first time i saw a porno was when i was 5. mfw vagina
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#1 - bnouger (01/19/2013) [-]
the first time i saw a porno was when i was 5.   
mfw vagina
the first time i saw a porno was when i was 5.
mfw vagina
#3 to #2 - bnouger (01/19/2013) [-]
nice name btw
#6 to #4 - bnouger (01/19/2013) [-]
i'll be honest...that picture scares the crap outta me
i'll be honest...that picture scares the crap outta me
User avatar #11 to #6 - triponmynips (01/19/2013) [-]
You're not alone.
#10 to #4 - aconfuseddonut (01/19/2013) [-]
Tenacious D fan?
Tenacious D fan?
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#25 - xsap (01/20/2013) [-]
MFW first time i saw porn was when i was 6 and i remember it clearly.. it was a double penetration and after watching it i was in shock for 2 days i would just sit there staring at the wall and i remember repeating the same sentence in my head over and over again "she had TWO penises in her... AT THE SAME TIME"
User avatar #27 to #25 - rubixium (01/20/2013) [-]
My SIDES OMG. YOU DESERVE SO MANY THUMBS
#29 to #25 - givemecoke (01/20/2013) [-]
There's a reason the porn betrays you. You merely adopted the porn. I was born in it. Raised by it. I didn't know what normal tv was until I was already a man. and by then it was just blinding.
User avatar #8 - badboywantsu ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
when i discovered porn i thought there was something seriously wrong with me, in retrospect i think there really is something wrong with me
#7 - deliciousdee ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
First time I watched a late night show on cinemax I was almost laughing because the couple was banging in the back of an SUV and the bitch would NOT shut up about putting their seat belts on.
#9 - aconfuseddonut (01/19/2013) [-]
Comment Picture
#16 to #9 - jamesofdoom (01/20/2013) [-]
I have been waiting for someone to make this a gif.
Thank you for sharing it.
#30 - hawaiikid (01/20/2013) [-]
So its been a while since ive seen the show.

Whats with the M on vegetas forehead?
#31 to #30 - dishie (01/20/2013) [-]
MAJIN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
MAJIN BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
#32 to #31 - hawaiikid (01/20/2013) [-]
Im sorry...
What?
#33 to #32 - dishie (01/20/2013) [-]
He was being control'd by da majin buu bitch.
#34 to #33 - hawaiikid (01/20/2013) [-]
Wait, i thought buu was the big pink guy who turned people to candy?
User avatar #36 to #34 - dishie (01/20/2013) [-]
Yes. You are correct! But it was that bitch witch girl i can't remember that had vegeta as her slave!
#37 to #36 - hawaiikid (01/20/2013) [-]
Im so lost.

I think im just gonna go with Candy guy controlled vegeta, and stop asking questions.

Good day to you.
User avatar #38 to #37 - dishie (01/20/2013) [-]
No your ******* wrong I FOUND THE NAME OUT its babidi!
#35 to #32 - anon (01/20/2013) [-]
Wizard guy thing trying to revive this guy named buu can kinda bring out power in you, and some such stuff--sorry, been awhile since i watched it--and that mark is left as a result. Vegeta purposefully let it get put on him so that he could fight Goku.
User avatar #26 - mcstorms ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
I didnt know what porn or sex was until I was 13 it was summer and I was in my moms room cause she had AC. She was out working , and I was home alone. Flipping channels like a boss. The find an odd tilted move check the rating it's rated NR-A. I had no idea what that ment click on it. Watch 5 minutes of it not really understanding anything. They get naked and have sex I turn my head side ways trying to figure out what the hell they were doing. Good times.
User avatar #28 to #26 - theyellowmustard (01/20/2013) [-]
Sir, you watched a romance movie about the National Rife Association. It's subliminal messaging. If you have guns, you'll get laid.
User avatar #42 to #28 - mcstorms ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
It all makes sense now!

P.S.

Took me way too ******* long to understand what you were saying.
#18 - vegetatheprince (01/20/2013) [-]
MFW
MFW
#12 - teranin ONLINE (01/19/2013) [-]
His face a few minutes later
#43 - frogslaperp (01/20/2013) [-]
**frogslaperp rolled a random image posted in comment #2740918 at My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic **
MFW first time seeing porn....
User avatar #39 - kingbulbasaur ONLINE (01/20/2013) [-]
Holy **** , let's start a first time seeing porn thread
I'll start
Remember when you were little, you'd wake up early in the morning on Saturdays to watch Kids WB? You remembered the entire schedule from 7 to 12 in the afternoon, what shows came on after the other. I'd been doing this for awhile, so I woke up early to watch Kids WB. The night before, my dad's friend had slept over and he slept in the living room. He wasn't there when I entered the living room so I assumed he left before I woke up. I turned on the TV to find that the it was still set to view input devices and a DVD was still playing. The first thing I saw was a girl tied to a bed with a ball - gag in her mouth. My first thought was that she was some kind of prisoner of war. So she's there, all tied up and moaning through the ball-gag when the guy whips his dick out and starts cumming on the ball-gag. I thought that he was feeding her milk through a tube type thing (I honestly didn't know it was a penis 'cause it was cut and I'm uncut. I assumed that because she was, what I thought to be, a POW, he had to feed her and keep her alive). That's my first porn story.
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#23 - mrbosss (01/20/2013) [-]
mfw
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User avatar #21 - youngcheese (01/20/2013) [-]
you mean HBO Porn
User avatar #15 - biggrand (01/20/2013) [-]
but ont he note of the first time i found hentai, I think I literally humped a chair waiting for this one picture to load while mom was just around the corner getting ready and i couldnt close it until it was done loading because ie 1.6 sucked
User avatar #14 - biggrand (01/20/2013) [-]
I would always worried someone would see the reflection of the porn in the corner of this shiny window frame up the stairs.
User avatar #19 to #14 - angelmatvey (01/20/2013) [-]
I sit on my bed with my laptop, and I have a relatively large framed picture behind me, so when people come into my room they can sometimes see the screen reflected on the picture.
User avatar #20 to #19 - biggrand (01/20/2013) [-]
make a giant picture that says "the game", and flip it horizontally so when people look at the reflection they see that
#22 to #20 - angelmatvey (01/20/2013) [-]
I like this idea
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