What is meant with "are you ******* sorry"? Could someone explain please?

It's a greentext.

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think I'm gonna be awesome and air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>try to ask "Are you okay?" and "I'm ******* sorry." at the same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU ******* SORRY?"
>goalie is chocking back tears

there was a story where another person hurt someone else and they tried to say "Are you ok?" and "I'm so sorry" at the same time, this was the result. the story is just below

Oh yeah, ty :P. So, what exactly does "I AM ******* SORRY" mean? (my English isnt very good heh). Or is it just some random ******** ?

It means "I am very sorry" The word **** has about 20 different uses in english. I cant decide if its due to creativity or laziness

in Spanish "lo siento mucho, perdon"
Japanese "hontoni gomenasai"
Portuguese "desculpe muito"

Unlike acksl, I found the *hip thrust* to be the icing on the cake for me.

Same for me.

That was perfect

>playing soccer in gym
>ball is up in the air
>think im going to be awesome nd air kick it into the goal
>try
>miss ball
>kick goalie in the face
>Try to say "Are you OK?" and "Im ******* sorry" at the same time
>instead end up yelling "ARE YOU ******* SORRY!?"
>Goalie is choking back tears

why does the guy look like he's floating...

the original

Hilarious!


Although I would've found it even more funny without the "*hip thrust*" text.
But that's just me, great job!

Oh **** now I see it