That Moment when... (see desc). That moment when someone brings religion into an argument.. 2 VAMPIRE POSTS IN A ROW?!?!
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#12 - bdawg (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #18 - codyxvasco (01/10/2013) [-]
Two consecutive vampire posts?

I'm suspicious.
User avatar #23 to #18 - dickticklerluv (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm afraid to go on
#42 to #18 - brothergrimm (01/10/2013) [-]
User avatar #22 to #18 - theugandanhero (01/10/2013) [-]
It's happening...
#5 - thephoenix (01/09/2013) [-]
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#13 to #5 - thepyras (01/10/2013) [-]
>there were no conflicts before religion
User avatar #14 to #13 - prepareuranas (01/10/2013) [-]
its a joke, not an argument
User avatar #15 to #14 - thepyras (01/10/2013) [-]
It was made by Seth Macfarlane. Trust me, it was an argument. Family Guy is that man's way of venting off his bigoted views on everything without having to make a real defense against a counterargument.
User avatar #16 to #15 - prepareuranas (01/10/2013) [-]
i know, but i doubt that the dude who posted the gif wanted to start an argument, just trying to be funny
User avatar #17 to #16 - thepyras (01/10/2013) [-]
Oh no I'm sure he wasn't. My comment wasn't really directed toward him so much as the .gif itself.
#19 to #17 - mitchimusk (01/10/2013) [-]
That was the most mature conversation I've ever seen on this website....
User avatar #20 to #19 - thepyras (01/10/2013) [-]
Thank you.
#51 to #20 - ddemiddon (01/10/2013) [-]
I ruin maturity with boobies
User avatar #60 to #51 - kookiefrankus (01/10/2013) [-]
Matured chest.
#4 - teranin (01/09/2013) [-]
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User avatar #21 - lackofcoolname (01/10/2013) [-]
**that moment when you realize your girlfriend is super religious
#24 - KungFuZerO (01/10/2013) [-]
Vampires are allergic to ********
-Richard Pryor
#31 to #24 - oilychicken (01/10/2013) [-]
vampires are ********
-James Rolfe
User avatar #44 to #31 - ilovehitler (01/10/2013) [-]
Vampires are sparkly
-Stephenie Meyer
User avatar #26 - jippoman (01/10/2013) [-]
Haha Y so scared of a conversation involving religion. As a Christian I enjoy hearing the opinions of atheists in school. I say live and let live
User avatar #50 to #26 - cullenatorguy (01/10/2013) [-]
Shut the hell up christfag!!!!!11111!!!!! u dont no wat the fuq ur talkin about ur religon is soooooooo stoopid fuq u fagot god iznt riel!!!1111111!!!!!

If anyone couldn't tell, that was sarcasm.
I'm atheist and I agree with jippoman.
User avatar #43 to #26 - ilovehitler (01/10/2013) [-]
Because often religious debates/arguments end with everyone being frustrated, and a little bit of hatred grows within the human race.
User avatar #65 to #43 - RandomAnonGuy (01/10/2013) [-]
Says the guy with "Ilovehitler" as his username.
#6 - lwminlaa (01/10/2013) [-]
cute, now try it on me
#29 to #6 - vegetatheprince (01/10/2013) [-]
Fine, I'll fight you, and I won't even use a weapon.
#79 to #29 - lwminlaa (01/11/2013) [-]
just a sec i need to eat this wannabe vampire first
#7 to #6 - asasqw (01/10/2013) [-]
#8 to #7 - anon (01/10/2013) [-]
....I love you

#9 to #8 - asasqw (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #11 to #6 - torllin (01/10/2013) [-]
you just activated my alucard
#1 - vonspyder ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
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#69 - VincentKing ONLINE (01/10/2013) [-]
The bible is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules. Welcome aboard the internet, Miss Turner.
#36 - rel (01/10/2013) [-]
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User avatar #3 - icetre (01/09/2013) [-]
This is the only slightly origional thing ive found in newest uploads
And it is rather funny too!
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#10 - theguywithnopants (01/10/2013) [-]
******* Theist have it all wrong.
User avatar #28 to #10 - kakkakrabbypatty (01/10/2013) [-]
Prove it. I'm not even theist, but I defy you to prove it.
User avatar #71 to #28 - theguywithnopants (01/10/2013) [-]
God can easily be disproven with the big bang theory and evolution.
User avatar #72 to #71 - kakkakrabbypatty (01/10/2013) [-]
The bible can easily be disproven, but other religions (Deism) that believe some god set the universe in motion and does not interfere with it that are much more challenging to disprove.
User avatar #74 to #72 - theguywithnopants (01/10/2013) [-]
Those would be disproven with the big bang as well. imagine this, Before the big bang. That alone it impossible because the big bang created everything even time!!!
User avatar #75 to #74 - kakkakrabbypatty (01/10/2013) [-]
That's why I don't think there is a god, BUT, the argument is still present. I'm not disagreeing with you, just presenting a thought.
User avatar #76 to #75 - theguywithnopants (01/10/2013) [-]
I know, you haven't called me a homo loving faggot who will burn in hell yet. :3
And my philosophy Your intelligence is not defined by what you know, but how you know it is true.
User avatar #77 to #76 - kakkakrabbypatty (01/10/2013) [-]
Good thoughts, sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
User avatar #25 to #10 - Crusader (01/10/2013) [-]
God understands it too.
People think of God and Satan as equally opposing forces, but Satan can't do anything without God's permission.
#30 to #25 - stickandmove (01/10/2013) [-]
Prove it. ;p
User avatar #32 to #30 - Crusader (01/10/2013) [-]
What do you mean?
Which part, God understands?
Or god has to give permission?
There is nothing in the bible that Satan did without God's permission, find a passage.
God understands because we were theoretically made in his image and therefore, he would understand us as well as we understand ourselves.
#58 to #32 - kookiefrankus (01/10/2013) [-]
Could that possibly mean Satan is actually just an evil side of God? Two beings sharing the same body/container.
User avatar #61 to #58 - Crusader (01/10/2013) [-]
There is no devil, only god when he drinks
And if he drinks? ever think he does pot?
Look at the platypus, I really think he might - Robin Williams
User avatar #63 to #61 - kookiefrankus (01/10/2013) [-]
Smartass lol
#33 to #32 - stickandmove (01/10/2013) [-]
Any of it.

Do you believe everything written in the bible is true and just?
User avatar #35 to #33 - Crusader (01/10/2013) [-]
To a degree.
I believe there is a higher power
I believe that he may have created everything
But I also believe that this is just a game of Sims to him, and that he stopped intervening a long time ago, and he is just watching to see what we do next.
#37 to #35 - stickandmove (01/10/2013) [-]
I understand and respect that, although I disagree.

What I don't understand, is how you can be comfortable alluding to biblical text to affirm a claim as extraordinary as Satan's inability to act without God's approval. I'd wager that innumerable Christians would disagree with you; what's lead you to believe you're correct?
User avatar #38 to #37 - Crusader (01/10/2013) [-]
The fact that in many stories, he alludes to asking god's permission.
Nothing he does goes against god, it is in some way or another, a simple test without much support.
Lucifer was and will always be an Angel, and loves God too much to defy him.
The only reason he was cast out is because he loved God to much to love humans more.
User avatar #59 to #38 - kookiefrankus (01/10/2013) [-]
And now I feel stupid. I retract my previous question.
User avatar #62 to #59 - Crusader (01/10/2013) [-]
There's no reason to feel stupid, your theory is as valid as anyone else's.
It could very well be that lucifer, michael, gabriel, raphael and so on are just different personalities within the collective mind that makes up god.
User avatar #73 to #62 - theguywithnopants (01/10/2013) [-]
Could it be as simple as god doesn't exist?
User avatar #64 to #62 - kookiefrankus (01/10/2013) [-]
My imagination just died with a big overload. Mind ****** much.
#39 to #38 - stickandmove (01/10/2013) [-]
I'm not denying that those things are said in the Bible. What I want to know, is what lead you to believe they're all true.
User avatar #40 to #39 - Crusader (01/10/2013) [-]
Well, I never said I believe they are true, but they are the only logical answer, if you are to believe in that.
It's like if you believe in Evolution, the only logical conclusion is that we evolved from ape-like ancestors.
User avatar #55 - ddemiddon (01/10/2013) [-]
My problem with most religious people is that they choose church based off of what is true, or what they think is true. I am religious, very LDS, or Mormon for those of you who don't know, but I believe that there are problems in every religion, most people blindly follow the bible, or Qur'an, or the Torah without questioning it! It irritates me to no end that people tell me I'm wrong, I'm not looking to be right and true, I'm looking for comfort for what fits me as a person. Religion can work with anything. I believe in logic, I think God is more of a scientist, building things, not making them appear. I believe in a higher power, I hate thinking I'm some sort of cosmic coincidence. I'm sorry for the long boring post. I apologize if you don't like it.
#46 - vladhellsing (01/10/2013) [-]
Had this image for a while, rarely get to use it.

Bela Lugosi is best Dracula.
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