I FKING LOVE INFOMERCIALS. YEAAAA. I FKING LOVE INFOMERCIALS YEAAAA
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#41 - DarkLogic
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#47 to #41 - theduder
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User avatar #5 - xmashbrownx
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It's quite logical what happened really. He was using a tape measure when it resisted his control, we all know how dangerous they can be when untamed. After it got free it stunned him with a well placed strike to the face and wrapped around his legs, beating him, and pulling him down. There, it slowly ingested him and would go back into hiding after having it's filling meal. Fascinating creatures.
User avatar #6 to #5 - kanatana
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That's the danger of thinking a tape measure is domesticated. You can have one in your family for years, and you can love it, but eventually, there's nothing stopping it from turning on you. If it does... may God have mercy on your soul.
User avatar #7 to #6 - xmashbrownx
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Indeed. I had one, her name was Charlie. I got her from home depot and had her for many a year. I grew up with her and she helped me build everything I wished. Then one day, out of no where she attacked one of the neighbors. I had to put her down. It was a sad sad day.
#8 to #7 - kanatana
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I'm so sorry... It's never easy talking about these kinds of things to fellow tape lovers. If there's anything you need, let me know, I'll be here for you.
I'm so sorry... It's never easy talking about these kinds of things to fellow tape lovers. If there's anything you need, let me know, I'll be here for you.
User avatar #9 to #8 - xmashbrownx
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I'll keep that in mind friend.
User avatar #10 to #9 - kanatana
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Thanks. We're going to go adopt another tape measure in a few days, actually. Thinking of getting a Craftsman, if we can find one that's hypoallerginic.
User avatar #20 to #10 - xmashbrownx
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Excellent choice.
#14 - heyimmalk
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#43 - MASTEROFAIL
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User avatar #45 to #43 - MASTEROFAIL
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Didn't see comment #18, my bad.
#50 to #43 - goll
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i can't breath i am laughing so hard
i can't breath i am laughing so hard
#21 - nanapopo
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folder dump
folder dump
#70 to #21 - grotto
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my dear friend you forgot my favouite
my dear friend you forgot my favouite
#26 to #21 - nanapopo
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#27 to #21 - nanapopo
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#25 to #21 - nanapopo
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User avatar #30 to #21 - nanapopo
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ive got more if you guys want em.
#40 to #21 - cactuscheese
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#66 to #40 - frink
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I can just hear "What the ****... BOOOOOMMMMMM"
#24 to #21 - nanapopo
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#39 to #21 - cactuscheese
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#23 to #21 - nanapopo
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#28 to #21 - nanapopo
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#38 to #21 - cactuscheese
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#29 to #21 - nanapopo
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#37 to #29 - diddlydark
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"STACY, GODDAMN IT I SAID ROOT BEER, NOT PEPSI."
User avatar #49 to #29 - chucknorrisTHEGAME
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She didn't even spill it...
#22 to #21 - nanapopo
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#68 to #22 - jamesrustler
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User avatar #74 to #22 - JamesCraft
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What are they even trying to sell?!
#44 to #22 - anon id: 13977c30
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Dear god I love you.
#1 - satyrico
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Does tables break under your weight?  We got the solution for you!
Does tables break under your weight? We got the solution for you!
User avatar #2 to #1 - makujensi
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"Does tables break...."

"Does tables break...."

"Does..."

******* DOES????????
User avatar #3 to #2 - satyrico
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Lol, i think i did a spelling error. Sorry bro.
#4 to #3 - makujensi
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Pssh. Whatever.   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
It's fine.
Pssh. Whatever.








It's fine.
#11 to #4 - psykobear
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That gif...
After cat is gone:
1. Poke air holes in side of canister
2. Wait
3. Once cat decides to get in the canister again, place brick on lid.
4. ...
5. Profit
#16 to #2 - anon id: 33e30548
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Maybe you're suppose to say it with a Russian accent.
DOES TABLES BREAK UNDER WEIGHT? WE HAVE SOLUTION!
User avatar #77 to #16 - RequieminMortis
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IS ONLY COST SIX HUNDRED RUBLE, AND IF YOU ACT NOW, WE THROW IN FREE BOTTLE OF VODKA ABOLUT FREE OF CHARGE.
User avatar #57 to #16 - mcgeeassy
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You obviously mean "Does weight break under table?"
#65 - royrogersmcfreely
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i have no idea, i just hate that ******* toy
i have no idea, i just hate that ******* toy
#42 - applescryatnight
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#51 - rainbowtacos
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Doe's anyone have a gif of the new ear-vac commercial where the guy apparently impales himself with a q-tip?
Doe's anyone have a gif of the new ear-vac commercial where the guy apparently impales himself with a q-tip?
#55 to #51 - cocoapaws
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Here ya go!
Here ya go!
#56 to #55 - rainbowtacos
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Thank you, I love you.
Thank you, I love you.

#18 - lalalandpriest
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white boy got moves
white boy got moves