Monkey Security System. Brought to you by Suburban auto group (pending approval from department of agriculture).. Lol i love trunk monkey
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Monkey Security System

Brought to you by Suburban auto group (pending approval from department of agriculture)

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Submitted: 01/07/2013
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#59 - guidedhandsbitch (01/08/2013) [-]
coolest thing I've seen on the front page today.
coolest thing I've seen on the front page today.
#60 to #59 - Horton (01/08/2013) [-]
Thanks, your payment as promised
#58 - anonymous (01/08/2013) [-]
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

#54 - sherbaderb (01/08/2013) [-]
i read the title before the gif had loaded, and all i could think of was a security system that kept black people away...
#57 to #54 - Horton (01/08/2013) [-]
They do have a child support clause, that usually helps keep them at bay
#50 - breakfastlunch (01/08/2013) [-]
That's an ape, not a monkey.   
Learn some taxonomy.  All the cool kids know it.
That's an ape, not a monkey.

Learn some taxonomy. All the cool kids know it.
#47 - romdadon (01/07/2013) [-]
best security system ever
best security system ever
#48 to #47 - romdadon (01/08/2013) [-]
now if it fixed the window for free...
now if it fixed the window for free...
#51 to #48 - Horton (01/08/2013) [-]
That requires an upgrade
#52 to #51 - romdadon (01/08/2013) [-]
how many bananas for that?
how many bananas for that?
#55 to #52 - Horton (01/08/2013) [-]
We'll have to check
#46 - infernomax (01/07/2013) [-]
My sides, my stomach, my everything XD
User avatar #42 - biomedic (01/07/2013) [-]
**** man I haven't seen this video since like 2005.
#40 - zealexmeister (01/07/2013) [-]
Just look up trunk monkeys, even my 50 year old engineering teacher knows this **** .
User avatar #36 - worlddestroyguy (01/07/2013) [-]
great, now i am afraid of monkeys
User avatar #37 to #36 - edzeppelin (01/07/2013) [-]
Break into a lot of cars, eh?
#38 to #37 - worlddestroyguy (01/07/2013) [-]
cant help it... once a gang$ta, alway$ a gang$ta
User avatar #32 - IAmAdamSavage (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh my God I remember this wayyy back like 6 or 7 years ago on the Stupid Videos site
#31 - stijnverheye ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
damn monkeys
damn monkeys
#45 to #31 - thedevilmaycry (01/07/2013) [-]
#29 - shadowmaul ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
I have morgan freeman guarding my car
User avatar #24 - sweetdickwilly (01/07/2013) [-]
You lying bastard, that's a chimpanzee.
#22 - anonymous (01/07/2013) [-]
All I could think about was normalpornfornormalpeople o- o
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