when I am camping and hear noises outsid. .. Career day at sandy hook
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#20 - ascendedwings (01/07/2013) [-]
When I see a spider in the corner of my room.
When I see a spider in the corner of my room.
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#29 to #27 - xXDeadpoolXx (01/07/2013) [-]
me and my hall monitors
#23 to #20 - toxikxvenom (01/07/2013) [-]
When my mom asks me to unclog the toilet.
When my mom asks me to unclog the toilet.
#38 to #23 - pbeldin ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
whenever someone says "make me"
whenever someone says "make me"
#25 to #20 - theyellowgoose (01/07/2013) [-]
When I moved to Detroit...
When I moved to Detroit...
#42 - patchesdacrazy (01/07/2013) [-]
Story time with patches!   
   
>Out camping with GF + 10 other friends. Me and GF in our own tent.   
>Days over, me and GF in our tent.   
>Sexy time is imminent.   
>Suddenly, Raccoons. Running circles around our tent.   
>GF is scared.   
>Get up, grab my buck knife   
>Forgot pants, didn't think the coons would care   
>jump out of tent in my boxers, bare chested, with a buck knife, pissed because I could be sexing   
>begin chasing coons out of our campground   
>Ballsy 			*******		, actually had to be chased   
>I chase 6 of these 			*******		 down a path behind our campsite   
>I burst into another campsite, the coons charging at the random people there sitting by their fire   
>In my underwear   
>weilding a knife   
>Sending forth my raccoon army   
>MFW   
   
And that was the last time I went camping.
Story time with patches!

>Out camping with GF + 10 other friends. Me and GF in our own tent.
>Days over, me and GF in our tent.
>Sexy time is imminent.
>Suddenly, Raccoons. Running circles around our tent.
>GF is scared.
>Get up, grab my buck knife
>Forgot pants, didn't think the coons would care
>jump out of tent in my boxers, bare chested, with a buck knife, pissed because I could be sexing
>begin chasing coons out of our campground
>Ballsy ******* , actually had to be chased
>I chase 6 of these ******* down a path behind our campsite
>I burst into another campsite, the coons charging at the random people there sitting by their fire
>In my underwear
>weilding a knife
>Sending forth my raccoon army
>MFW

And that was the last time I went camping.
#54 to #42 - John Cena (01/07/2013) [-]
plz have my babies
#36 - alucord (01/07/2013) [-]
When I am camping
When I am camping
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#28 - thefordman (01/07/2013) [-]
when my GF wants sexy time
when my GF wants sexy time
#37 to #28 - sidnineonefourtwo (01/07/2013) [-]
Oh, I get it.



necrophilia
#13 - comeatmebrother (01/07/2013) [-]
Career day at sandy hook
Career day at sandy hook
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User avatar #41 to #32 - madddeath (01/07/2013) [-]
yeah....i laughed at that im going to need one too
#12 - arsyro (01/07/2013) [-]
After all the gear gets put on. You remember. "			****		 I need to go pee"   
YFW it happens
After all the gear gets put on. You remember. " **** I need to go pee"
YFW it happens
#57 - spectralbanshee (01/07/2013) [-]
Whenever I go to the cinema in Aurora, Colorado
Whenever I go to the cinema in Aurora, Colorado
#59 to #57 - John Cena (01/12/2013) [-]
That's not funny... but it is...
#17 - phanact (01/07/2013) [-]
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#43 - kreekydoorS (01/07/2013) [-]
when i am camping.....i don't go camping
when i am camping.....i don't go camping
User avatar #46 - mookiez (01/07/2013) [-]
I live in the woods, in the middle of nowhere. I never go camping. But when I here a noise outside It is a beer or something. One time I heard a bobcat making a mating call. It kinda sounded like a scrab from abes odyssey. It sounded like a banshee or something. It sounded like a demon from he.. It was the most ****** up noise I ever heard. And I didn't know it was a bobcat, because the was the first bobcat I ever heard. I loaded My shotgun and went outside and this was at night time, I was scared **** less. But after I saw what it was, I laughed at Myself. But it was so weird sounding.
User avatar #47 to #46 - mookiez (01/07/2013) [-]
Damn, sorry for the horrible sentence structure there. It's 3:40 am here. And I have a head ache.
User avatar #48 to #47 - saiga (01/07/2013) [-]
it's cool bro.
User avatar #51 to #47 - rellergert (01/07/2013) [-]
Don't worry about it. I still enjoyed the story.
#40 - painisfunny (01/07/2013) [-]
**painisfunny rolled a random image posted in comment #31 at Nä, men du är ju för fan rasist! ** camping might not be so scary if you didnt sleep in a body bag prepackaged for the police to cart away your body.
#2 - shiftyscent (01/06/2013) [-]
Nah man, this is me when I'm heading for the clubs.   
   
Ha! As if I ever leave my basement.
Nah man, this is me when I'm heading for the clubs.

Ha! As if I ever leave my basement.
User avatar #1 - smooches (01/06/2013) [-]
I just **** my pantaloons
User avatar #4 - trilogical (01/06/2013) [-]
I wished i could turn into Schwarzennegger
#53 - rollcore (01/07/2013) [-]
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User avatar #5 - seboultura (01/06/2013) [-]
predator = ******* movie !
#24 to #5 - grahamernazi (01/07/2013) [-]
What I first read:
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User avatar #6 to #5 - Whaaaaaaaaa (01/06/2013) [-]
Commando.
#10 to #6 - sjd (01/06/2013) [-]
Thank you. My head had begun to hurt.
Thank you. My head had begun to hurt.
#35 to #10 - fruitninja (01/07/2013) [-]
if i hadnt noticed your post to whaaaaaa's i would have said the exact same thing you did lmao.
User avatar #7 to #5 - galgawine (01/06/2013) [-]
No, Backdoor Sluts 9 = ******* movie, Predator = action movie
User avatar #8 to #7 - swiekim (01/06/2013) [-]
you clever sunova bitch
User avatar #15 - suddenlypotatoes (01/07/2013) [-]
Shotgun shells but no shotgun! Ass-kicking time *************
User avatar #16 to #15 - grimnarsavy (01/07/2013) [-]
he pumps it after cocking the assault rifle
User avatar #18 to #16 - suddenlypotatoes (01/07/2013) [-]
Ah, damn. Didn't see that, good catch my friend
#55 - thewellhungarian (01/07/2013) [-]
I don't know about you guys, but I do not enjoy camping very much, or at least camping by itself. It just seems to lack a true experience in the wilderness. Camping, for me, is not enough; you aren't really that far away from modern conveniences and/or other people.

I much prefer backpacking, bushcrafting and hunting trips; I feel much more connected to nature and it is always an adventure.

-Pic related; it is one of many good reads for anyone here who wants to learn some self-reliance skills.
#50 - slobban (01/07/2013) [-]
That is exactly how I prepare for a good wank.
User avatar #34 - slowyourtroll (01/07/2013) [-]
you are camping, you are in the outside
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