So I was eating Doritos when:. O.O... FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUOCUUUUUUUUUUUUU. y u do dis chips
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#1 - blastoiseboy (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh god why
User avatar #6 to #1 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]
Because the bottom of the bag of chips is the most dangerous, like eating shards of ranch-flavored glass.
#29 - hxhostile (01/05/2013) [-]
Justice Friends in case anyone was wondering.
#19 to #18 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]
Get it right.
#20 to #19 - cidricc (01/05/2013) [-]
I get the reference, I just like to compare
I get the reference, I just like to compare
#22 - kontraband (01/05/2013) [-]
Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.Nope. Nope. Nope.

Immeadiately went to the next post while the gif was loading.

He stabbed his mouth with a sharp peice of Doritos, didn't he?
Yeah, he did.

I ain't having any of that **** .

I just quickly came back to comment.
#34 - fukkentyranitar (01/05/2013) [-]
My gums still bear the scars.
User avatar #36 to #34 - bitchplzzz (01/05/2013) [-]
NOT THE WALKING DEAD FEELS. NOOO
User avatar #30 - landartheconqueror (01/05/2013) [-]
why isn't this on morbid?
#27 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
that happened to me and then i had to get that my tooth pulled
User avatar #25 - symustafa (01/05/2013) [-]
Imagine eating sushi with small glass shards inside and one of them goes into the roof of your mouth and you keep chewing and chewing and there's blood everywhere.....
#28 to #25 - flusteredmoose (01/05/2013) [-]
That's horrible.
That's horrible.
#31 to #28 - Magnisethered (01/05/2013) [-]
Imagine having a toothpick under your big-toe nail. Then you kick a wall.
#32 to #31 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
Imagine sliding a glass thermometer up your penis, then slamming it in a door.
User avatar #35 to #32 - reconred (01/05/2013) [-]
Imagine getting a paper cut at the end of your urethra where it meats the glands of your penis and then having somebody give you a hand job with their hand covered in salt.
#33 to #32 - Magnisethered (01/05/2013) [-]
but anon... You dont get a say in anything T.T
User avatar #24 - infamoustrapper (01/05/2013) [-]
i feel like ive seen a cartoon that did something exactly like this except with a kid...i think with a splinter maybe? anybody remember anything like that?
#23 - azinfoo (01/05/2013) [-]
But teeth are more dense than doritos. Therefore, they couldn't cut into your teeth...

Also, why does he only have molars? o.o
#26 to #23 - anon (01/05/2013) [-]
Because it's a cartoon? Or maybe because **** you that's why?
User avatar #10 - tinybroadcaster (01/05/2013) [-]
... When you find out that doritos taste like ass
#11 to #10 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]
I have found out no such thing. Do you know for a fact they taste like ass? As in, you have literally eaten a rectum and its contents and digested it?
I have found out no such thing. Do you know for a fact they taste like ass? As in, you have literally eaten a rectum and its contents and digested it?
User avatar #12 to #11 - terrortaco (01/05/2013) [-]
i have eatin an ass (gf and i are kinky) and both taste completely different.
User avatar #13 to #12 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]
I mean quite literally. I have engaged in the activity you speak of, but I mean 100% completely EATING an entire rectal makeup. Fork, knife, plate, everything. Assuming he has done so, then he may compare it to doritos. Then again, anything you eat after eating a rectum will probably taste like a rectum.
User avatar #15 to #13 - terrortaco (01/05/2013) [-]
i dont think my gf would enjoy the knife and fork bit
User avatar #17 to #13 - celestiasbeard (01/05/2013) [-]
Once you get past the first few bites it's not that bad, kinda chewy though
#7 - djequalizee (01/05/2013) [-]
Tfw you're watching tv and eating chips and your chewing is so loud you can't hear the TV
#8 to #7 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]
mfw my friends do that around me.
mfw my friends do that around me.
#9 to #8 - huskygunner (01/05/2013) [-]
Just kidding.
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