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#8 - Onemanretardpack (01/04/2013) [-]
My dream job is to get paid to go on infomercials and act like a retard doing normal everyday things
#187 - classyfish (01/05/2013) [-]
Has this ever happened to you?
Has this ever happened to you?
User avatar #198 to #187 - zaxzwim (01/05/2013) [-]
i laughed way more than i needed to at this
#56 - iatedub (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #208 to #56 - sixfishsticks (01/05/2013) [-]
this is the first time in laughed for more than 10 seconds.
After 2 years on this site....
And i still don't know why
#259 to #56 - zenagirl (01/05/2013) [-]
Romney is here to save the day!
Romney is here to save the day!
#147 to #56 - theflamingfire (01/05/2013) [-]
Ill fix it
Ill fix it
#64 to #56 - qballextraction (01/05/2013) [-]
Don't worry, I got the cleanup covered.
Don't worry, I got the cleanup covered.
#11 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
Oh god, here we go.....
Oh god, here we go.....
User avatar #62 to #11 - savirleo ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3tcQI5EEiA
Reminds me of this Taco commercial
User avatar #81 to #62 - smittywrbmnjnsn (01/05/2013) [-]
That would have been the perfect time to have a link to a vagina.
User avatar #87 to #83 - smittywrbmnjnsn (01/05/2013) [-]
I knew what it was.
Because I told you to do it.
Yet somehow...there was a part of me that went "click it, see what it is".
User avatar #94 to #87 - savirleo ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
The disturbing images it forces you to imagine
User avatar #50 to #11 - sanditroll (01/05/2013) [-]
oh you bastard i ******* cried and choked on laughter thumbs up for all of these post more if gots
#12 to #11 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #57 to #45 - monsterking (01/05/2013) [-]
MOM!?
#20 to #19 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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#42 to #26 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #53 to #42 - adeadaxe ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
This one was funnier than the content.
#292 to #53 - Rascal (01/05/2013) [-]
No one asked you
#41 to #26 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #93 to #41 - jokersaysamuseme (01/05/2013) [-]
I would dress up with one of those attached to my arm and pretend I'm a Robot Wars robot.
#27 to #26 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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#39 to #27 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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#71 to #61 - Rascal (01/05/2013) [-]
pretty sure they're the same guy
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#28 to #27 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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#33 to #28 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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#31 to #30 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #155 to #30 - errdayimfjing (01/05/2013) [-]
I like how the dad on the right spills his drink forward when he is obviously being knocked backwards
User avatar #106 to #30 - greatcornholio (01/05/2013) [-]
Well nice job, you just went up 20 levels
#79 to #30 - Rascal (01/05/2013) [-]
Ha ha ha they're all ******* retarded.
#34 to #29 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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#36 to #34 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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#54 to #34 - mango (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #78 to #34 - fukkentyranitar (01/05/2013) [-]
Thanks for the aneurysm.
#97 to #28 - jokersaysamuseme (01/05/2013) [-]
This is my face, smiling at the idiocy.
#40 to #27 - Shmuck (01/04/2013) [-]
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#126 to #27 - Nickdowgg (01/05/2013) [-]
She didn't even spill any of it.
She didn't even spill any of it.
#248 to #27 - bobkiller (01/05/2013) [-]
HOW DARE SHE POOR A DRINK WITHOUT SPILLING A DROP!
User avatar #344 to #248 - nefarian (01/05/2013) [-]
''POOR A DRINK''?
User avatar #159 to #27 - wolfmango (01/05/2013) [-]
are they freaking out because she didnt spill?
User avatar #91 to #23 - jokersaysamuseme (01/05/2013) [-]
God Damn it! Milk doesn't grow on trees you know?!
User avatar #89 to #21 - jokersaysamuseme (01/05/2013) [-]
Not when you have the intelligence of a brick
User avatar #88 to #20 - jokersaysamuseme (01/05/2013) [-]
*eye twitches with rage*
User avatar #58 to #13 - albeit (01/05/2013) [-]
At least this one is plausible, Ive accidentally knocked **** off the arm of the recliner before too.
#65 to #58 - Rascal (01/05/2013) [-]
Yeah but was it three family sized bags worth of Cheetos?
User avatar #363 to #65 - albeit (01/06/2013) [-]
Well I am kinda a fat ass. It is actually ridiculous just how much a person can eat when they are watching something and not paying attention to what they are eating.
User avatar #300 to #13 - asmodeu (01/05/2013) [-]
Well, to be honest, stuff like this can actually happen.
If you're blind.
And deaf.

and retarded
#85 to #12 - jokersaysamuseme (01/05/2013) [-]
I personally would never lean into another guy's ass whether it smelt bad or not.
User avatar #92 to #12 - chezburgadominator (01/05/2013) [-]
Why the **** is he waving it towards him?
#287 - horridnanaa (01/05/2013) [-]
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#303 to #287 - LmaoMaster (01/05/2013) [-]
Lost it at "Scientifically Proven".
Lost it at "Scientifically Proven".
#317 to #303 - jurto (01/05/2013) [-]
Here you have, then.
Here you have, then.
User avatar #338 to #317 - HarvietheDinkle (01/05/2013) [-]
Little do they know he's been dead for weeks.
User avatar #304 to #303 - horridnanaa (01/05/2013) [-]
good to hear that:D
#75 - bluenebula (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #324 to #75 - nightmayor (01/05/2013) [-]
THERE'S GOT TO BE A MORE EXPENSIVE WAY!
#10 - sirfistalot (01/04/2013) [-]
That must be tourettes guy doing his dinner.
That must be tourettes guy doing his dinner.
#151 to #74 - prodigyoflaughs (01/05/2013) [-]
"Yeah, that HAS happened to me." Try using this.
User avatar #192 to #151 - Silver Quantum (01/05/2013) [-]
was actually looking for it but didn't find it
#72 - modernwish (01/05/2013) [-]
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#127 to #72 - Rascal (01/05/2013) [-]
I would put the drink on the floor, but whatever floats his boat.
#66 - dickticklerluv (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #278 to #66 - Fluorum (01/05/2013) [-]
oh god my sides hurt

- the egg
#284 to #278 - funmanigro (01/05/2013) [-]
his channel on youtube is HowToBasic
#49 - swiftcashew (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #49 - weightedtemp (01/05/2013) [-]
Is this an infomercial for exercise?
#69 to #63 - swiftcashew (01/05/2013) [-]
I have no idea.
User avatar #82 to #49 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
**** I'll admit that I have done that before.
User avatar #86 to #84 - cupcakescankill ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
Skinny people, I'd assume.
#90 to #86 - swiftcashew (01/05/2013) [-]
Good point.
Good point.
#1 - kittyhatesyou (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #186 to #1 - biggydy (01/05/2013) [-]
2spooky
User avatar #76 to #1 - aesguitar ONLINE (01/05/2013) [-]
It's... the chicken thing. Face of a deformed vagina, arms of the hulk, and rear end of of a frog. Come see him before he get's you. Now in theaters.
#285 - lieothelion (01/05/2013) [-]
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#249 - illegalartist (01/05/2013) [-]
how soap?
how soap?
#258 to #249 - octagon (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #273 to #258 - jwash (01/05/2013) [-]
I gotta see the product that " prevents " that..
User avatar #269 to #258 - buttcleaner (01/05/2013) [-]
(what he/she would say) i can't even
#222 - zionsype (01/05/2013) [-]
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#247 to #222 - ccarpio (01/05/2013) [-]
you might like this one too
you might like this one too
#5 - conchalamadre (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #328 to #5 - ibashfunnyjunk (01/05/2013) [-]
you could say that she plunged the wrong hole
User avatar #333 to #5 - imabser (01/05/2013) [-]
I'm aroused and sickened by this.
#207 to #5 - salmonofdoubt (01/05/2013) [-]
Doing it wrong.
Doing it wrong.
#7 to #5 - Rascal (01/04/2013) [-]
OH GOD WHAT THE ****
#59 to #5 - Rascal (01/05/2013) [-]
CLOSE YOUR DAMN MOUTH, ARE YOU CRAZY?
#239 - marcelltheshell (01/05/2013) [-]
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User avatar #253 to #239 - liquidz (01/05/2013) [-]
She accidentally all of it...
User avatar #276 to #257 - Fluorum (01/05/2013) [-]
how in the hell
#360 to #276 - marcelltheshell (01/05/2013) [-]
I have an entire folder full of these
I have an entire folder full of these
#219 - kaycie (01/05/2013) [-]
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