When my girlfriend asks me if I want sex. Just kidding, I don't have a girlfriend..
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When my girlfriend asks me if I want sex

Just kidding, I don't have a girlfriend.

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Submitted: 01/03/2013
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#80 - sulya (01/09/2013) [-]
**sulya rolled a random image posted in comment #2580241 at MLP Friendly Board ** MFW
User avatar #78 to #77 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/07/2013) [-]
Deja vu, if repost send me source, because I came up with this idea.
#79 to #78 - zarkaron (01/08/2013) [-]
so then its deja vu i know ive seen it before, sorry man we cool?
#55 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Made it to front page, achieved my dream, what now?
Made it to front page, achieved my dream, what now?
User avatar #59 to #55 - kreekydoorS ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
get a girlfriend?
#63 to #59 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Can't, because I treat girls nicely, and I haven't got the looks.
#58 to #55 - squashedpumpkin (01/04/2013) [-]
Party good sir.
Party good sir.
#62 to #58 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
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#54 - moyete (01/04/2013) [-]
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#61 to #60 - moyete (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #64 to #61 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Source?
User avatar #65 to #64 - moyete (01/04/2013) [-]
Sword Art Online. Good anime. Would recommend.
User avatar #66 to #65 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Has it got tits?
User avatar #68 to #66 - moyete (01/04/2013) [-]
I'm guessing you are going to watch it for the plot...


Yes, there is tits..
User avatar #69 to #68 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Is that like, a rape scene in it or something? by the looks of the tear drinker's face, and the victim it seems that way.
User avatar #70 to #69 - moyete (01/04/2013) [-]
It's a scene where the hero can't do anything to save his love.. (her) so the villain, (him) is about to rape her but then the hero goes all ape **** and kills him... I don't want to give out many spoilers so, go watch the anime it's 25 episodes and if you need a website the see it just ask.
User avatar #71 to #70 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
That's a dude?
User avatar #72 to #71 - moyete (01/04/2013) [-]
The one licking the tears? Yeah.
User avatar #73 to #72 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Looks like girl, but I guess I could check it out once I finish Adventure time.
User avatar #75 to #73 - moyete (01/04/2013) [-]
Person getting ****** is a girl, person licking the girl is a guy. The hero is in the ground. If you need a website to view it, message me.
#49 - timmyyocum (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #48 - zatu (01/04/2013) [-]
I wish my hand could talk :/
#47 - parkersbubba (01/04/2013) [-]
OP's face when he's getting ready
OP's face when he's getting ready
#45 - archoninterface (01/04/2013) [-]
Didn't see the D until the comments pointed it out. Could've lived my entire life without having noticed that.
User avatar #46 to #45 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Don't trust comments.
User avatar #82 to #46 - douevensax (01/09/2013) [-]
^ He's lying.
User avatar #83 to #82 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/09/2013) [-]
Okay.
#43 - pgilly (01/04/2013) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #43 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
Are you laughing?
User avatar #41 - blackreign (01/04/2013) [-]
He must have set it to wumbo!
#39 - anonymous (01/04/2013) [-]
penis near the frontpage - no big deal

boobs on the frontpage - err body loses their ****

In short, the vast majority of funnyjunk is full of *******
User avatar #40 to #39 - andnowducks ONLINE (01/04/2013) [-]
All I wish for is to reach front page.
#35 - rbierl (01/04/2013) [-]
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#31 - alexianary (01/04/2013) [-]
mfw I saw the penis   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
   
I just heard something shatter inside me...
mfw I saw the penis













I just heard something shatter inside me...
User avatar #33 to #31 - goll (01/04/2013) [-]
that was the weak part, you're stronger now.
#27 - powerlevel (01/04/2013) [-]
i see dick
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#18 - gaypurpledragon Comment deleted by andnowducks [-]
User avatar #21 to #18 - turlough (01/04/2013) [-]
saying this in every piece of content you pass has gotten you red thumbs, haven;'t you learned ?
User avatar #19 to #18 - craigscott (01/04/2013) [-]
your entire life sucks
#17 - radamski (01/04/2013) [-]
I didn't even notice the penis until I read the comments..
I didn't even notice the penis until I read the comments..
#16 - seeemslegit (01/04/2013) [-]
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#15 - pasiusquotum (01/04/2013) [-]
Haha, yeah when my gir-
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