I now know everything. .. And here's how to pick a lock I think. Honestly, I have no idea how accurate this is. It just looks cool.
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#11 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
And here's how to pick a lock I think.   
Honestly, I have no idea how accurate this is. It just looks 			*******		 cool.
And here's how to pick a lock I think.
Honestly, I have no idea how accurate this is. It just looks ******* cool.
#20 to #11 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
looks like someone trying to lift some balls
User avatar #40 to #20 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Yeeeeeah NOT the effect I was going for there mate. Big ups for creativity though!
#19 to #11 - harleycurnow (12/29/2012) [-]
That's right.
#23 to #19 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Cool, good to know the .gif is instructing the truth.
Thanks for the verification mate, take a wallpaper as reward!
User avatar #66 to #11 - spartusee (12/29/2012) [-]
Do all locks have five pins?
User avatar #100 to #66 - gardenmanly (12/29/2012) [-]
most house locks have 5 pins, some have 6 pins, it is rare to see a 4 pin unless its in a masterlock padlock. also car locks use wafer tumblers, not pins, so picking a car lock is a different method.
User avatar #88 to #66 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
They vary, but 4 or 5 would be the most common. There's always more simple or more complicated ones out there though!
User avatar #72 to #11 - ehzio (12/29/2012) [-]
interesting.... but I have to know, how do you know the inside ones are up?
#79 to #72 - falanvaul (12/29/2012) [-]
It clicks.
User avatar #81 to #79 - ehzio (12/29/2012) [-]
oh wow I didn't realize that. Should have known..
User avatar #90 to #81 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Eyyy mate, not everybody knows everything, and that's fine. What counts is that you asked, and didn't afraid of anything!
#91 to #90 - ehzio (12/29/2012) [-]
You are one of the most kindest person I have met on the internet. Therefore I love you
You are one of the most kindest person I have met on the internet. Therefore I love you
#96 to #91 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Aw, thanks! I find it's better to be nice than always go off trolling people, acting pissed and whatnot. Have a .gif of a tesseract doing a simple transformation in 4 dimensions!
Aw, thanks! I find it's better to be nice than always go off trolling people, acting pissed and whatnot. Have a .gif of a tesseract doing a simple transformation in 4 dimensions!
#68 to #11 - ohhitheree (12/29/2012) [-]
Close enough. Most people just "scrape" the lock.
User avatar #89 to #68 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Ain'tnobodygottimeforthat.jpg
Although I'm sure that's actually faster!
#101 to #89 - ohhitheree (12/29/2012) [-]
Pretty much you just run the lockpick from the back to the front. Very simple.
User avatar #103 to #101 - gardenmanly (12/29/2012) [-]
*rake

but you were correct with the method, they use a pick called a rake that is shaped like a zig zag and you push it from front to back while applying a little pressure with the turning tool to try and bounce the pins into place
#104 to #103 - ohhitheree (12/29/2012) [-]
I learned it as the scrape.
User avatar #105 to #104 - gardenmanly (12/29/2012) [-]
eh, either way, I guess it doesn't really matter what you call it
User avatar #92 to #69 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Whoa, instructional magazine... That's awesome mate!
User avatar #108 to #92 - Fwimble (12/29/2012) [-]
lol, it's skill book from fallout 3
User avatar #109 to #108 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Oh... Well it looks pretty damn real. Those are some damn good graphics then, eh?
User avatar #110 to #109 - Fwimble (12/29/2012) [-]
someone made a real-life version of the book

sorry XD
User avatar #111 to #110 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Shucks, I sure feel dumb now. Really though, that's a pretty cool thing to do! Does this printed version contain actual information, or is it just shenanigans?
User avatar #112 to #111 - Fwimble (12/29/2012) [-]
i dunno, i just searched it on google images lol
i doubt it does though
User avatar #28 to #11 - codyxvasco (12/29/2012) [-]
It is, you just need to keep pressure rotating with the first tool.
User avatar #33 to #28 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Twisting so that the pins don't slide back down once you've got them lock in, right?
User avatar #39 to #33 - codyxvasco (12/29/2012) [-]
You got it!
User avatar #42 to #39 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Cool, time to put this devious information to the test...
Nah just kidding. Thanks for the confirmation though!
User avatar #48 to #42 - codyxvasco (12/29/2012) [-]
You're welcome and good luck
User avatar #54 to #48 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Aw, you saw through my clever denial? I am disappoint with my own transparency :(
User avatar #34 to #11 - auraguardian (12/29/2012) [-]
you have created 7 theives.


including me
User avatar #102 to #61 - gardenmanly (12/29/2012) [-]
do not get caught with lockpicks on you, the police do not take much pity on you unless you have a locksmith id card. at least here in the US

that being said, if you are going to get some don't waste you're money on this set, all you really need is a turning tool (which are the top L shaped tools) and a rake (2nd from the bottom) a spade (6th from the bottom), and a normal pick (8th from the bottom), the rest you will very very rarely use. the two circle shaped ones are used for wafer-style locks which is a different method than this one, others are just complicated variations of the rake, and one is just a broken key extractor. it shouldn't cost more than 10 buck for everything you need. then be patient, its really really difficult and I suck at it, but keep trying and its the best feeling when you finally pick a lock
User avatar #37 to #34 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Great Scott, I must warn others to not continue on this path... Here goes!
RANDOM DISCLAIMER
Hey. Don't do anything this .gif shows. It's ******* illegal. If you get arrested, don't ******* blame me. Thief America. **** Masterlock.
User avatar #49 to #37 - fuzzysixx ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
You could always pick your own lock, or become a locksmith.
User avatar #52 to #49 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
True, but one's no fun and the other's too much work. I dunno, there's gotta be some amusing, practical, legal application to this. Or not!
#78 to #37 - marcrages (12/29/2012) [-]
Dat radical reference.
User avatar #85 to #78 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Hell yeah mate. Good to see somebody who got that!
#24 to #11 - bigbeaufort (12/29/2012) [-]
Ahh... I see you have played Oblivion too
#32 to #24 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
The **** is oblivion?
User avatar #60 to #32 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
The troll is weak with this one...
Lurk moar, newfag!
inb4 I'm a newfag too... yeah, I suppose I am :P
User avatar #25 to #24 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Sorry to disappoint, but I actually haven't. I'm not much of a gamer, especially not sandbox rpg's. Interesting to know though that Bethesda incorporated an realistic lock-picking technique into the game!
User avatar #26 to #25 - imaschizo (12/29/2012) [-]
it was a bitch, bet yet very cool
User avatar #27 to #26 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Yeah I can see that being a bit of an annoyance, twiddling controllers sticks just to the right angle and whatnot only to pop the chest and find the contents are a skeleton and a bronze sword or something like that.
User avatar #29 to #27 - impaledsandwich (12/29/2012) [-]
You have no idea.
User avatar #35 to #29 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Honestly, I don't.
I feel many feels today for you whom have put up with these vidya gaem shenanigans.
User avatar #36 to #35 - impaledsandwich (12/29/2012) [-]
Some missions are best completed by emerging from the sewer into some guy's house in the middle of the night. Makes perfect sense, right? Anyway, their basement door is usually locked, and if you don't have either twelve picks or incredibly good timing, you're stuck there all night.
User avatar #38 to #36 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Holy Hotwheels on a Hamburger, Batman!
We've got a ****** of a difficult game here by the sounds of it!
User avatar #41 to #38 - impaledsandwich (12/29/2012) [-]
It's also one of the most glorious pieces of programming ever burnt onto a disk. There's a double pack for Xbox with Oblivion and Fallout 3 for $20. I highly recommend it.
User avatar #43 to #41 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Oh hell, there wouldn't happen to be a PS3 version of that, would there? I doubt it, but if so I am SO going out tomorrow for that with the remains of my Christmas money!
User avatar #44 to #43 - impaledsandwich (12/29/2012) [-]
I don't know, but I sincerely hope so. They don't come with any DLC, but **** , man, Fallout and Oblivion!
User avatar #46 to #44 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Sounds like one bloody great combo! And going by what I've heard of the length of Fallout 3, who'd need DLC with that long a campaign? Plus, screw spending money online. Not my style!
User avatar #47 to #46 - impaledsandwich (12/29/2012) [-]
Console master race! I don't have to toggle running and walking!
User avatar #50 to #47 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Hell yeah! My computer's too slow for gaming anyway though, damn my thinking an i3 processor would be "good enough"...
User avatar #51 to #50 - impaledsandwich (12/29/2012) [-]
Did you try setting it to wumbo?
User avatar #53 to #51 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
I drew a big "W" on my screen in silver Sharpie, but it doesn't seem to be having much effect. Did I do something wrong? I thought that's how you Wumbo'd this kind of thing.
User avatar #55 to #53 - impaledsandwich (12/29/2012) [-]
Hmm... oh, are you using Google Chrome?
User avatar #56 to #55 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
No, I'm running Windows 9.75 Appalachian Goat. Maybe if I delete system 32 it'd speed up a bit?
User avatar #57 to #56 - impaledsandwich (12/29/2012) [-]
Oh yeah, I did that once and my computer did some crazy **** , but it's okay now. Well, we bought another one, but my old computer's soul got transferred over or some **** .
User avatar #59 to #57 - taxation (12/29/2012) [-]
Gotta love those spiritual techies, all doing supernatural file transfers and whatnot!

On a serious note though, sys32 can be some fun with dumbasses. Some kid pisses me off then asks for advice on how to speed up his computer, I **** you not I led him through the full, unrecoverable delete process via skype. He logged off mid-typing, and I haven't heard from him since!
User avatar #1 - yunogasaii (12/28/2012) [-]
Where's the colored version of this?
#6 to #1 - pitch (12/28/2012) [-]
there you go
there you go
User avatar #2 to #1 - Vadi ONLINE (12/28/2012) [-]
We live in a new, better age. An age where those of color and the Caucasians can share in the same experiences without prejudice. My friend, this gif is for everyone!
#3 to #2 - thegingermancan (12/28/2012) [-]
my washing machine is really old fashioned    
   
it has separate settings for whites and colors
my washing machine is really old fashioned

it has separate settings for whites and colors
#5 to #3 - nidhugg (12/28/2012) [-]
Spoon.
#17 to #5 - Kayz (12/29/2012) [-]
Salad fingers has a spoon..,
User avatar #10 to #3 - empirestrikescat (12/29/2012) [-]
whats that gif from?
User avatar #12 to #10 - lazylazarus ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
cowboy bebop
User avatar #14 to #12 - angerica (12/29/2012) [-]
i said it first >:0
#15 to #14 - lazylazarus ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
mine was a minute ago your was seconds ago
mine was a minute ago your was seconds ago
User avatar #107 to #12 - empirestrikescat (12/29/2012) [-]
thanks
User avatar #13 to #10 - angerica (12/29/2012) [-]
cowboy bebop
User avatar #67 - poxylady (12/29/2012) [-]
THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME SINCE FOREVER. I had NO IDEA how it worked. Thank you!
User avatar #75 to #67 - lashmy (12/29/2012) [-]
+1
#31 - kaelanduck (12/29/2012) [-]
Okay now do one of these bastards
User avatar #18 - reformedmikey (12/29/2012) [-]
I have no idea what this is.
#73 to #18 - jackbrook (12/29/2012) [-]
sowing machine.
User avatar #21 to #18 - IceBearJudgesYou (12/29/2012) [-]
I believe it's a sewing machine.
#93 - alucord (12/29/2012) [-]
slightly different, I like mine better
slightly different, I like mine better
#71 - dasbrot (12/29/2012) [-]
SCIENCE!
User avatar #62 - asterael (12/29/2012) [-]
I did textile studies for three years and I always wondered how the sewing machine worked...
#7 - Gewdaism (12/28/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#84 - mathalomule (12/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#82 - ohthreeeleven (12/29/2012) [-]
thank you
#4 - chalupa (12/28/2012) [-]
Not like I ever really thought about it...but now I know.
#9 - monkeyheadbsc (12/29/2012) [-]
okay, that's cool and all, BUT:

How the **** is the lower part mounted? The string goes all around it! Does it magically hover in the ******* air?

No, srsly, I have no idea... can someone explain these shenenigens?
User avatar #16 to #9 - mullacllahdoow ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
I imagine that the rotating part is mounted on a slant so that if you were looking at it in 3D the bottom part of the circle would be closer to you that the top part and as it rotates the bottom moves up and away from you.

No idea if that is right, but it makes sense.
User avatar #45 to #9 - jimimij (12/29/2012) [-]
it's basically sliding around one side of the wheel. the wheel is mounted on the other side. Also, in reality the needle goes in deeper to make it taught enough for the wheel to always catch it. The spool has tension on it to make the thread tight enough so the wheel doesnt miss
User avatar #95 - elektra (12/29/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/3485865/Sewing+machiene/

Posted a few months ago, with color make it easier to see the seam
User avatar #65 - jokeface ONLINE (12/29/2012) [-]
I still don't ******* get it. Every time this gets posted I feel dumber and dumber.
#97 - anon (12/29/2012) [-]
speed it up!
#70 - Fwimble (12/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #63 - ryukyukids (12/29/2012) [-]
Then who was phone?
User avatar #30 - Eralfnoez (12/29/2012) [-]
How a sewing machine works ^
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