Greatest Magic Trick. .. >be me >amature magician, >9th grade. not too bad know some good tricks. >class finds out i do magic. >start begging to see a trick >crush ask
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Greatest Magic Trick

+1349
Views: 42668
Favorited: 112
Submitted: 12/26/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to funny E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(98):

[ 98 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
User avatar #11 - bleachedpheather (12/27/2012) [+] (44 replies)
>be me
>amature magician,
>9th grade. not too bad know some good tricks.
>class finds out i do magic.
>start begging to see a trick
>crush asks to see
>decide why not
>grab cards out of backpack.
>alpha mode engaged
>say "i need a volunteer for this"
>pick crush
>"this is a new deck of cards correct?"
>agrees
>open cards and say "now write your phone number on this card
>she does
>"ta-dah i just got the phone number of the most beautiful girl in the room"
>beta mode back. dont say anything for the rest of day.
User avatar #25 - pyrothermal (12/27/2012) [-]
DAVID COPPAFEEL
#15 - douchebuttt (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
OH SHIT NIGGER
OH SHIT NIGGER
User avatar #49 - andhtwentyten (12/27/2012) [+] (10 replies)
david coppafeel
#62 - ThatAnnoyingKid ONLINE (12/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Shouldn't this be under the "feels" channel
#2 - anonymous (12/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!


+25
#5 to #2 - fuzzzydunlop **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#42 - peggscott (12/27/2012) [-]
...you know I will end up trying this when I'm drunk and still fuck it up
User avatar #1 - therealcjb (12/26/2012) [-]
i was hoping he was going to make them bigger
+16
#3 - farticle **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #72 - emptysuperman (12/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This has made it to the front page a few times. I really don't find it funny. Are we forgetting that he just touched a girl's boob without her consent? If someone did this to me or someone I know I wouldn't hesitate to punch him in the face.
#90 - blackscales (12/27/2012) [-]
Mine's better.
Mine's better.
#7 - hawken (12/27/2012) [-]
Oh my, he made cops appear out of nowhere.
+5
#40 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (5 replies)
User avatar #86 - baconbonanza (12/27/2012) [-]
"and for my next trick, i shall disappear!"
User avatar #10 - trolocaust (12/27/2012) [-]
And tomorrow I will practice magic.
#24 - drshkidz (12/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
As many times as I've seen this .gif I have no idea what happens next.
Does... Does anyone know?
#60 - thebigdude (12/27/2012) [-]
please tell me about how this was never posted on fj
User avatar #9 - badboywantsu (12/27/2012) [-]
i might try this at home, best case she likes it, worst case sexual assault charges
#8 - anonymous (12/27/2012) [-]
Did that got slapped worth it
[ 98 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)