Greatest Magic Trick. .. >be me >amature magician, >9th grade. not too bad know some good tricks. >class finds out i do magic. >start begging to see a trick >crush ask Grope magic
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User avatar #11 - bleachedpheather (12/27/2012) [-]
>be me
>amature magician,
>9th grade. not too bad know some good tricks.
>class finds out i do magic.
>start begging to see a trick
>crush asks to see
>decide why not
>grab cards out of backpack.
>alpha mode engaged
>say "i need a volunteer for this"
>pick crush
>"this is a new deck of cards correct?"
>agrees
>open cards and say "now write your phone number on this card
>she does
>"ta-dah i just got the phone number of the most beautiful girl in the room"
>beta mode back. dont say anything for the rest of day.
User avatar #12 to #11 - BigDoktor (12/27/2012) [-]
Please tell me you didn't waste this opportunity on NOT getting some pussy?
User avatar #13 to #12 - bleachedpheather (12/27/2012) [-]
please reread the first 3 word of the last line again
User avatar #14 to #13 - BigDoktor (12/27/2012) [-]
I mean like why learn some **** when you no do nahthing...
User avatar #17 to #14 - vortexrain (12/27/2012) [-]
BETA MODE! Did you not re-read what he told you to?
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#23 to #17 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#26 to #23 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
MFW who cares about legal sex age.
MFW who cares about legal sex age.
User avatar #91 to #26 - JunkTea (12/27/2012) [-]
Guy to Serj's left.

EAT THE ******* NOODLES

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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#29 to #26 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #30 to #29 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
You should reword that, took me awhile to understand.
Also, NOBODY ******* CARES.
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#31 to #30 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#32 to #31 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
But notifications.
User avatar #70 to #32 - ReeferTrees (12/27/2012) [-]
GASP!!!

HUNTER X HUNTER!

I just started watching that **** it's ******* epic holy **** balls! I didn't even know about the original version I just saw HunterXHunter 2011 pop up on my anime site and was like "why the hell not?" AND IT'S SO ******* EPIC HOLY **** HOW DID I NOT KNOW ABOUT THIS TILL NOW!
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User avatar #45 to #33 - tragono **User deleted account** (12/27/2012) [-]
I adore how you two are arguing about the fact that you're arguing.
#46 to #45 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
I adore you as well.
User avatar #34 to #23 - tylosaurus ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
So when you turn 16 you automatically get free sex?
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#35 to #34 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#39 to #35 - comehonorfacetwice (12/27/2012) [-]
And in my country, you can legally have sex when the girl says its okay.
#43 to #39 - itsslendertime (12/27/2012) [-]
>internet
>sex

pick one.
#80 to #78 - alldaypk (12/27/2012) [-]
i'm sorry, not today..
User avatar #38 to #35 - tylosaurus ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
Yeah and 15 where I live.
#74 to #23 - ahjay (12/27/2012) [-]
Implying you can get a girl to have sex.
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#75 to #74 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#96 to #75 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
>9th grader
>16 years old

yeah, ok
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#99 to #96 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #83 to #23 - vortexrain (12/27/2012) [-]
Ok?
#16 to #11 - spurieuleweteuh (12/27/2012) [-]
omg meme arrows xD
#61 to #16 - azsx (12/27/2012) [-]
is this mofo srsly?
User avatar #93 to #16 - tmgrskat ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
This is an amazing troll. Good Job.
#81 to #11 - anon (12/27/2012) [-]
Did the number work?
#95 to #11 - anon (12/28/2012) [-]
Why is this +250 of ur gay ass pixel pinky system? This is old ass ****
User avatar #28 to #11 - maxismahname (12/27/2012) [-]
alpha as **** . don't go back to beta
#79 to #11 - Wumbologist (12/27/2012) [-]
You suave ************ , you.
#18 to #11 - windoftime (12/27/2012) [-]
hfw the number deosn't work
hfw the number deosn't work
#62 - ThatAnnoyingKid (12/27/2012) [-]
Shouldn't this be under the "feels" channel
#66 to #62 - luckyspirit (12/27/2012) [-]
I see what you did there.
I see what you did there.
User avatar #25 - pyrothermal ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
DAVID COPPAFEEL
#15 - douchebuttt (12/27/2012) [-]
User avatar #20 to #15 - enviousjellyfish ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
What movie is that from?
User avatar #21 to #20 - jdborchardt (12/27/2012) [-]
Signs
#42 - peggscott (12/27/2012) [-]
...you know I will end up trying this when I'm drunk and still **** it up
User avatar #1 - therealcjb (12/26/2012) [-]
i was hoping he was going to make them bigger
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#90 - blackscales (12/27/2012) [-]
Mine's better.
Mine's better.
#7 - hawken (12/27/2012) [-]
Oh my, he made cops appear out of nowhere.
#89 - desacabose ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
+5
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User avatar #47 to #40 - ekkeerr (12/27/2012) [-]
Easiest trick in the book, bro
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#57 to #47 - chosencausefuckyou **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#63 to #57 - jdbbx (12/27/2012) [-]
VEGETA YOU MOTHER ****** ARE YOU HOLDING GOD DAMN CHICKEN WITH MY NEW WHITE GLOVES ON YOU ******* DICK YOU SAID YOUD BE CAREFUL WITH THEM YOU ALWAYS DO THIS
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User avatar #86 - baconbonanza ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
"and for my next trick, i shall disappear!"
User avatar #10 - trolocaust (12/27/2012) [-]
And tomorrow I will practice magic.
User avatar #49 - andhtwentyten (12/27/2012) [-]
david coppafeel
#56 to #49 - harryblazer (12/27/2012) [-]
oh god, my sides
User avatar #52 to #49 - waterkiller (12/27/2012) [-]
It´s funny because it´s the title of the youtube video
User avatar #54 to #53 - waterkiller (12/27/2012) [-]
there are more videos...
User avatar #71 to #49 - ghettograndpa (12/27/2012) [-]
Comment #25


Seriously

the ****
#50 to #49 - fetacheese (12/27/2012) [-]
tee heeeee! nice
tee heeeee! nice
User avatar #72 - emptysuperman (12/27/2012) [-]
This has made it to the front page a few times. I really don't find it funny. Are we forgetting that he just touched a girl's boob without her consent? If someone did this to me or someone I know I wouldn't hesitate to punch him in the face.
User avatar #76 to #72 - blargmode (12/27/2012) [-]
I think I speak for all men when I say; Toatally worth it
#77 to #72 - fuckyosixtyminutes (12/27/2012) [-]
The fact that she didn't immediately pull back makes me think she expected it.
#24 - drshkidz (12/27/2012) [-]
As many times as I've seen this .gif I have no idea what happens next.
Does... Does anyone know?
User avatar #36 to #24 - aahrg (12/27/2012) [-]
it's staged, nothing happens
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#60 - thebigdude (12/27/2012) [-]
please tell me about how this was never posted on fj
#6 - scrmblesthedthdlr (12/27/2012) [-]
that's a sexual reference
#2 - anon (12/26/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!
The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.
Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!


User avatar #4 to #2 - twondai (12/26/2012) [-]
how the **** did you get any thumbs at all?
#27 to #2 - xxhunterxx ONLINE (12/27/2012) [-]
This is true because I am Asian.
Picture proof.

I can read anon's mind right now, he's thinking about fat meaty cocks in his orifices.
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