Fucking Ellen. the longer you watch the funnier it gets.. Ellen sure does know how to keep her show from sucking. Because no one knows about sucking less than a lesbian. Fucking Ellen the longer you watch funnier it gets sure does know how to keep her show from sucking Because no one knows about less than a lesbian
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#1 - beeradthelaw
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Ellen sure does know how to keep her show from sucking.

Because no one knows about sucking less than a lesbian.
#38 to #1 - Shitthatscrazy
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#32 to #1 - unncommon
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(12/25/2012) [-]
That was beautiful. Thank you for that.
#92 to #1 - beeradthelaw
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Wow, didn't think this would get this many thumbs.

I must give credit where credit is due. I got this joke from here:

blip.tv/some-jerk-with-a-camera/thirty-years-of-epcot-part-three-6458478
#35 to #1 - coockiecrumbler
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(12/26/2012) [-]
#2 - andyshandy
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Technically, this woman is ******* Ellen.
Technically, this woman is ******* Ellen.
#12 to #2 - Wazzy
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(12/25/2012) [-]
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#31 to #12 - andyshandy
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(12/25/2012) [-]
"Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?"
#46 to #2 - cruzslzr
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Technically, she isn't ******* Ellen. She's "scissoring" Ellen.
yfw I disagree
#88 to #46 - saintofmasks
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(12/26/2012) [-]
There's more sex positions than scissoring. She could use a strap-on, or finger her, or 69.. or **** on eachother's chest.. the list goes on.
#71 to #46 - andyshandy
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#42 - xombiemaster
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I think Ellen was an alcohol
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#97 to #55 - alienstryke
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Ya done ****** up
#47 to #42 - haywoodjablome
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#57 - konamicode
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#37 - baditch ONLINE
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Title was misleading.
#54 to #37 - zight
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(12/26/2012) [-]
i know what you mean bro
#72 - slowbros
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(12/26/2012) [-]
Never forget
#75 - tehweave
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(12/26/2012) [-]
I love Ellen. One of the few female comedians who are actually funny.
#77 to #75 - senortanto
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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*cough cough* wanda sykes *cough cough*
#78 to #77 - tehweave
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(12/26/2012) [-]
She's number 2.
#79 to #78 - senortanto
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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good man
#4 - anon
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Ellen is a lesbian lol what a faggot, her show is ****
#36 to #4 - BlockinYoAss
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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#6 to #4 - dontexpectmuch
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(12/25/2012) [-]
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#8 to #6 - contradiction
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(12/25/2012) [-]
you do because you took the time to post a gif for a trolling anon
#11 to #8 - thechosentroll
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(12/25/2012) [-]
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I ******* hate the "You bothered replying to him, therefore you must care" logic.
#105 to #11 - contradiction
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(12/26/2012) [-]
why? if you truly didn't care then you wouldve just looked passed it. not gone thorugh your pics and replied.
#127 to #105 - thechosentroll
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(12/26/2012) [-]
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"Gone through your pics"? It literally takes me 5 seconds to choose which pic to post and post it. Most people organise their reaction folders, so you don't have to go through the whole thing like an idiot if you're looking for something. Secondly, that's pretty much the same logic as "If someone's picking on you and you leave them alone, they'll stop.". No, no they won't. If a "troll" is acting like a dumbass and you ignore the little ****, they think they've actually pissed someone off and get even more obnoxious.
#129 to #127 - contradiction
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(12/26/2012) [-]
its a goddamn anon dude, he wont even get the message. taking any time to reply to me even shows that you CARE about your opinion. im not saying you are devoted to the anti-trolling cause and are extreme about it, just a slight care. think about it "If a "troll" is acting like a dumbass and you ignore the little ****, they think they've actually pissed someone off and get even more obnoxious." means you are atleast a little bothered by the situation and need to take some action upon it.
#10 to #8 - astraea
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(12/25/2012) [-]
Doesen't really mean he cares.
#80 - erbwie
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(12/26/2012) [-]
mfw I noticed she takes a step back to admire the view.
#30 - paralars
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(12/25/2012) [-]
well, I certainly expected something completely different from that title