Fucking Ellen. the longer you watch the funnier it gets.. Ellen sure does know how to keep her show from sucking. Because no one knows about sucking less than a lesbian.
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#57 - konamicode (12/26/2012) [-]
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User avatar #37 - baditch (12/26/2012) [-]
Title was misleading.
#54 to #37 - zight ONLINE (12/26/2012) [-]
i know what you mean bro
User avatar #1 - beeradthelaw (12/25/2012) [-]
Ellen sure does know how to keep her show from sucking.

Because no one knows about sucking less than a lesbian.
#32 to #1 - unncommon (12/25/2012) [-]
That was beautiful. Thank you for that.
User avatar #92 to #1 - beeradthelaw (12/26/2012) [-]
Wow, didn't think this would get this many thumbs.

I must give credit where credit is due. I got this joke from here:

blip.tv/some-jerk-with-a-camera/thirty-years-of-epcot-part-three-6458478
#2 - andyshandy (12/25/2012) [-]
Technically, this woman is 			*******		 Ellen.
Technically, this woman is ******* Ellen.
#12 to #2 - Wazzy (12/25/2012) [-]
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User avatar #31 to #12 - andyshandy (12/25/2012) [-]
"Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?"
#46 to #2 - cruzslzr (12/26/2012) [-]
Technically, she isn't ******* Ellen. She's "scissoring" Ellen.
yfw I disagree
User avatar #88 to #46 - saintofmasks (12/26/2012) [-]
There's more sex positions than scissoring. She could use a strap-on, or finger her, or 69.. or **** on eachother's chest.. the list goes on.
#72 - slowbros (12/26/2012) [-]
Never forget
#87 - aguta (12/26/2012) [-]
heuheuheuheuheu
heuheuheuheuheu
User avatar #42 - xombiemaster (12/26/2012) [-]
I think Ellen was an alcohol
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User avatar #97 to #55 - alienstryke (12/26/2012) [-]
Ya done ****** up
User avatar #75 - tehweave (12/26/2012) [-]
I love Ellen. One of the few female comedians who are actually funny.
#77 to #75 - senortanto (12/26/2012) [-]
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*cough cough* wanda sykes *cough cough*
User avatar #78 to #77 - tehweave (12/26/2012) [-]
She's number 2.
#79 to #78 - senortanto (12/26/2012) [-]
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good man
#80 - erbwie (12/26/2012) [-]
mfw I noticed she takes a step back to admire the view.
#30 - paralars (12/25/2012) [-]
well, I certainly expected something completely different from that title
User avatar #49 - theduberist (12/26/2012) [-]
its that ******* lesbian strength
#81 - desacabose (12/26/2012) [-]
I thought this would involve something different
User avatar #53 - jibbernut (12/26/2012) [-]
Ellen's attempts at flirting are a lot like my attempts.
User avatar #58 to #53 - yutakenusername (12/26/2012) [-]
Except she has a wife and you don't

sorry
User avatar #62 to #58 - jibbernut (12/26/2012) [-]
And Ellen's wife is only 9/50's of what mine will be.
User avatar #74 to #62 - yutakenusername (12/26/2012) [-]
Keep thinking that bud
User avatar #86 to #74 - jibbernut (12/26/2012) [-]
Well I thought it was a clever gay marriage pun. (you know, 9 states allow same sex marriage out of well 50).
#93 to #86 - sniffalot (12/26/2012) [-]
Much too clever for funnyjunk.
User avatar #125 to #93 - jibbernut (12/26/2012) [-]
Yeah I realized mid way through the red thumb barrage haha
#126 to #86 - yutakenusername (12/26/2012) [-]
Ohh, well it was clever now that I understand.
Ohh, well it was clever now that I understand.
User avatar #130 to #126 - jibbernut (12/26/2012) [-]
Haha thanks, I try
User avatar #59 to #58 - jibbernut (12/26/2012) [-]
I'm 18
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#34 - tigerstyle (12/25/2012) [-]
*******		 lol
******* lol
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+8
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#110 - guidedhandsbitch (12/26/2012) [-]
Ellen post?   
   
   
All of my yes.
Ellen post?


All of my yes.
#73 - scottmc (12/26/2012) [-]
Ellen
Ellen
#40 - roflzaur (12/26/2012) [-]
what a cunt, **** ellen
User avatar #69 to #40 - sphincterface (12/26/2012) [-]
I'd love to. Except she is a lesbian.
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