How balls must feel like on a hot day. As a woman, I imagine it to be like this.. pretty much. Even better when sweaty balls get stuck to your leg and you have to adjust yourself in public and you plain look like you're touching yourself
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User avatar #8 - tiredandhungry (12/22/2012) [-]
pretty much. Even better when sweaty balls get stuck to your leg and you have to adjust yourself in public and you plain look like you're touching yourself
User avatar #30 to #8 - acidreign (12/23/2012) [-]
I just pull down my pants and helicopter.
User avatar #21 to #8 - misfitsftw (12/23/2012) [-]
idgaf. i sort myself out anyway and stare directly into the soul of anyone who considers calling me out on it. I cant be putting up with balls sticking to leg so i deal with the problem and ram my hand down there to un-stick them. the solution to man problems is to be manly.
User avatar #24 to #21 - omegasierra ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
sir, as another proud member of the dont give a **** man club, I raise a glass to you
User avatar #25 to #24 - misfitsftw (12/23/2012) [-]
its good not to give a **** , but i crossed the line way too often. when i was younger, (about14) my friends and I did this thing called "hedgehopping" where you basically sneak into someones back garden when its dark, and climb fences and hedges into the next back yard on the longest possible route, without being seen by the owners. my record is 13 but not the point. anyway, one night we brought a girl along and i happened to need a **** . didnt give a **** , shat right there and then in that persons garden. she was grossed out and i can say it didnt go too well for me when i started to like her a few weeks later... her ecuse was that when she saw me curl one out, she was so repulsed that any possibility of her ever viewing me in that way was eradicated.
TL;DR
not givin a **** can drive bitches away if you dont know where to draw the line.
User avatar #26 to #25 - omegasierra ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
well there is always that difference between not giving a **** and learning how to not be an asshole
#55 - thatmetalkid (12/23/2012) [-]
To any woman wondering what it's like to have a penis, this is how i explain it.
Imagine having to carry around a hairdryer all day. It's not plugged into anything so you're just walking around with just an unplugged hairdryer. Then, sometimes for absolutely no reason, it will just turn on and there's almost nothing you can do about it
User avatar #70 to #55 - jamesrustler (12/23/2012) [-]
Well put
#3 - EvilApples (12/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, pretty much.
#4 - vatra (12/22/2012) [-]
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User avatar #5 to #4 - vatra (12/22/2012) [-]
Also, I read your username wrong at first OP, I thought it said concealcucumbers, then I read the description and was like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymn
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#50 to #6 - swordhoard (12/23/2012) [-]
Yay a top 100 commenter favorited my ms paint job. Thanks for helping me spread the funny!
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User avatar #22 to #6 - xTydude (12/23/2012) [-]
I'm so glad I'm not the only one T_T
User avatar #42 - psychosamm (12/23/2012) [-]
What's worse is underboob sweat on a hot day, amirite OP?
User avatar #54 to #42 - lordoftheflies (12/23/2012) [-]
Or after you just got done with cardio. Ugh! I absolutely hate underboob sweat, it makes me feel gross.
User avatar #59 to #42 - hydraetis (12/23/2012) [-]
balls are just as annoying.
User avatar #43 to #42 - Katzie (12/23/2012) [-]
Don't break my illusions that all women are naturally clean and pristine.
#67 to #43 - meinkompf (12/23/2012) [-]
You don't have to be a woman to get underboob sweat.
User avatar #9 - chuckstein (12/22/2012) [-]
They stick to the sides of your legs and you have to start kicking like the rockettes to get them unstuck.
Although when they get unstuck it feels kinda nice. Like scratching an itch or something.
User avatar #1 - kirkbot (12/22/2012) [-]
that's about right
#33 - xnotcreative (12/23/2012) [-]
"How balls must feel like on a hot day"

OP, stop wording your title as if you don't know what balls feel li-

Wait.. OP's a girl?
#58 to #33 - aludin (12/23/2012) [-]
It does say in the description "As a woman"....
User avatar #47 to #33 - karnax (12/23/2012) [-]
I thumbed up and I am currently waiting for my sex.
#44 to #33 - insaneguy (12/23/2012) [-]
That's impossible.     
Everyone knows there are no women on the internet.
That's impossible.
Everyone knows there are no women on the internet.
User avatar #19 - whipptron (12/23/2012) [-]
why I wear boxer-briefs in a nutshell.
User avatar #17 - aldheim (12/23/2012) [-]
I don't understand why you retards wear boxers instead of briefs.
Keeps your nuts snug as **** . No sticking to your leg, no accidental sitting on them, no need for readjustment.
User avatar #35 to #17 - hatemountain (12/23/2012) [-]
I usually go italian...
#60 to #35 - HarvietheDinkle (12/23/2012) [-]
a sausage between two buns?
a sausage between two buns?
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User avatar #18 to #17 - fencingchamp (12/23/2012) [-]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS MY WAY!
User avatar #62 to #17 - HarvietheDinkle (12/23/2012) [-]
BOXER BRIEFS MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
User avatar #36 to #17 - studmaster ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
Boxer briefs are the happy medium. Nice and roomy, but still has support.
#27 to #17 - rainbowghost (12/23/2012) [-]
1. briefs lower sperm count.
2. boxer briefs.
User avatar #32 to #27 - retris (12/23/2012) [-]
yes. the loose comfort and coverage of boxer with the ball support and lifting of briefs
#28 to #17 - finkerrinker (12/23/2012) [-]
See, the problem is you look like this
#31 to #17 - heartlessrobot (12/23/2012) [-]
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I prefer thongs.
#34 to #17 - xsap (12/23/2012) [-]
because briefs is the universal symbol of a man who gave up all hope in getting laid
because briefs is the universal symbol of a man who gave up all hope in getting laid
#46 - xmenfan (12/23/2012) [-]
I've learned a lot about balls today by looking through the comments
User avatar #29 - mynameislego (12/23/2012) [-]
yup, that about sums it up
User avatar #57 - mcgeeassy (12/23/2012) [-]
You want to know? Why not come to AZ during June
User avatar #51 - nevermentioned (12/23/2012) [-]
I got hit in the balls with a football today. That is all.
User avatar #56 to #51 - fukkentyranitar (12/23/2012) [-]
I was hit in the nuts by a hockey puck. Then in the ass.
#68 - skorchy ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
I have days where I just give up and will openly be separating my balls from the insides of my legs. There comes a point where the amount of discomfort surpasses the amount of ***** I give about public opinion.
#52 - anon (12/23/2012) [-]
baby powder + ball sack = no sticking
User avatar #10 - jamieswhiteshirt (12/22/2012) [-]
You know, FJ, telling her it's true won't help you to get to **** her.
#66 - paintplayer (12/23/2012) [-]
A little gold bond powder fixes that right up.
Don't use the stuff with menthol in it though.

Unless you're into that.

I am.
User avatar #38 - studmaster ONLINE (12/23/2012) [-]
And this is why I want kilts to be socially acceptable. IT like an AC vent made for your balls. (I don't have a picture for this comment );
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