How balls must feel like on a hot day. As a woman, I imagine it to be like this.. pretty much. Even better when sweaty balls get stuck to your leg and you have to adjust yourself in public and you plain look like you're touching yourself How balls must feel like on a hot day As woman I imagine it to be this pretty much Even better when sweaty get stuck your leg and you have adjust yourself in public plain look you're touching
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#42 - psychosamm
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(12/23/2012) [-]
What's worse is underboob sweat on a hot day, amirite OP?
#54 to #42 - lordoftheflies
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Or after you just got done with cardio. Ugh! I absolutely hate underboob sweat, it makes me feel gross.
#59 to #42 - hydraetis
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(12/23/2012) [-]
balls are just as annoying.
#43 to #42 - Katzie
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Don't break my illusions that all women are naturally clean and pristine.
#67 to #43 - meinkompf
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(12/23/2012) [-]
You don't have to be a woman to get underboob sweat.
#17 - aldheim
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I don't understand why you retards wear boxers instead of briefs.
Keeps your nuts snug as ****. No sticking to your leg, no accidental sitting on them, no need for readjustment.
#18 to #17 - fencingchamp
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(12/23/2012) [-]
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES FINALLY SOMEONE WHO THINKS MY WAY!
#35 to #17 - hatemountain
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I usually go italian...
#60 to #35 - HarvietheDinkle
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(12/23/2012) [-]
a sausage between two buns?
a sausage between two buns?
#61 to #17 - HarvietheDinkle
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#62 to #17 - HarvietheDinkle
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(12/23/2012) [-]
BOXER BRIEFS MASTER RACE REPORTING IN
#36 to #17 - studmaster
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Boxer briefs are the happy medium. Nice and roomy, but still has support.
#28 to #17 - finkerrinker
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(12/23/2012) [-]
See, the problem is you look like this
#27 to #17 - rainbowghost
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(12/23/2012) [-]
1. briefs lower sperm count.
2. boxer briefs.
#32 to #27 - retris
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(12/23/2012) [-]
yes. the loose comfort and coverage of boxer with the ball support and lifting of briefs
#31 to #17 - heartlessrobot
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(12/23/2012) [-]
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I prefer thongs.
#34 to #17 - xsap
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(12/23/2012) [-]
because briefs is the universal symbol of a man who gave up all hope in getting laid
because briefs is the universal symbol of a man who gave up all hope in getting laid
#8 - tiredandhungry
Reply +29
(12/22/2012) [-]
pretty much. Even better when sweaty balls get stuck to your leg and you have to adjust yourself in public and you plain look like you're touching yourself
#30 to #8 - acidreign
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I just pull down my pants and helicopter.
#21 to #8 - misfitsftw
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(12/23/2012) [-]
idgaf. i sort myself out anyway and stare directly into the soul of anyone who considers calling me out on it. I cant be putting up with balls sticking to leg so i deal with the problem and ram my hand down there to un-stick them. the solution to man problems is to be manly.
#24 to #21 - omegasierra ONLINE
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(12/23/2012) [-]
sir, as another proud member of the dont give a **** man club, I raise a glass to you
#25 to #24 - misfitsftw
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(12/23/2012) [-]
its good not to give a ****, but i crossed the line way too often. when i was younger, (about14) my friends and I did this thing called "hedgehopping" where you basically sneak into someones back garden when its dark, and climb fences and hedges into the next back yard on the longest possible route, without being seen by the owners. my record is 13 but not the point. anyway, one night we brought a girl along and i happened to need a ****. didnt give a ****, shat right there and then in that persons garden. she was grossed out and i can say it didnt go too well for me when i started to like her a few weeks later... her ecuse was that when she saw me curl one out, she was so repulsed that any possibility of her ever viewing me in that way was eradicated.
TL;DR
not givin a **** can drive bitches away if you dont know where to draw the line.
#26 to #25 - omegasierra ONLINE
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(12/23/2012) [-]
well there is always that difference between not giving a **** and learning how to not be an asshole
#55 - thatmetalkid
Reply +25
(12/23/2012) [-]
To any woman wondering what it's like to have a penis, this is how i explain it.
Imagine having to carry around a hairdryer all day. It's not plugged into anything so you're just walking around with just an unplugged hairdryer. Then, sometimes for absolutely no reason, it will just turn on and there's almost nothing you can do about it
#70 to #55 - jamesrustler
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Well put
#12 - ilovebrownies
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(12/23/2012) [-]
okay anything else relevent to men that women will never understand?
#63 to #12 - HarvietheDinkle
Reply 0
(12/23/2012) [-]
urinal placement
#41 to #12 - missmalice
Reply +1
(12/23/2012) [-]
What it's like to have a penis in the first place.
#15 to #12 - derpwolf ONLINE
Reply +19
(12/23/2012) [-]
Boners.
#16 to #15 - ilovebrownies
Reply +1
(12/23/2012) [-]
so very true
#20 to #16 - thrustingreatbacon
Reply +10
(12/23/2012) [-]
I had a dream that I had a boner. Does that count?
#23 to #20 - misfitsftw
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(12/23/2012) [-]
the short answer would be no. not only does it stick out of your pants and let everyone know you're aroused (unless you waistband it of course) and make you act weird because you're hoping people wont notice it, it aches with sensitivity and distracts you from thinking perfectly logical thoughts. it will make you consider ******* someone you wouldn't usually consider ******* if you were thinking straight, its demand to be satisfied is that strong. it tells you, "it doesn't matter what they look like, itll feel good...." and you feel ashamed for not listening to this person while they are talking to you, instead visualizing them moaning underneath you. that is the pain of a random boner.
#53 to #23 - dikslapping
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(12/23/2012) [-]
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#71 to #23 - ilovebrownies
Reply +1
(12/23/2012) [-]
thats it in a nut shell
#73 to #23 - lordoftheflies
Reply 0
(12/24/2012) [-]
So that's what my boyfriend imagines when I give him boners and even when he has a random boner. That's kind of a turn on, in its odd way.
#3 - EvilApples
Reply +21
(12/22/2012) [-]
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah, pretty much.
#33 - xnotcreative
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(12/23/2012) [-]
"How balls must feel like on a hot day"

OP, stop wording your title as if you don't know what balls feel li-

Wait.. OP's a girl?
#58 to #33 - aludin
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(12/23/2012) [-]
It does say in the description "As a woman"....
#47 to #33 - karnax
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I thumbed up and I am currently waiting for my sex.
#44 to #33 - insaneguy
Reply +16
(12/23/2012) [-]
That's impossible.     
Everyone knows there are no women on the internet.
That's impossible.
Everyone knows there are no women on the internet.
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#50 to #6 - swordhoard
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(12/23/2012) [-]
Yay a top 100 commenter favorited my ms paint job. Thanks for helping me spread the funny!
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#22 to #6 - xTydude
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(12/23/2012) [-]
I'm so glad I'm not the only one T_T
#49 to #6 - giygasman
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(12/23/2012) [-]
#4 - vatra
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(12/22/2012) [-]
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#5 to #4 - vatra
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(12/22/2012) [-]
Also, I read your username wrong at first OP, I thought it said concealcucumbers, then I read the description and was like daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaymn
#1 - kirkbot
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(12/22/2012) [-]
that's about right