1st time I gave oral sex to a girl (SFW). .. Probably the only time, too.
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User avatar #1 - duskmane (12/15/2012) [-]
Probably the only time, too.
User avatar #3 to #1 - Scenekid (12/15/2012) [-]
^ This witty ************
User avatar #10 to #3 - duskmane (12/16/2012) [-]
It comes naturally. xD
User avatar #5 - loops (12/15/2012) [-]
I was totally expecting to see some great stories in the comment section... /letdown
User avatar #6 to #5 - whyinuse [OP](12/15/2012) [-]
Here you have mine:

I just did whatever they always do in porn, she seemed to like it xD
User avatar #9 to #5 - bosskiss (12/15/2012) [-]
>have a girlfriend
>chubby white 8/10
>give her oral sex
>tastes kinda salty
>girlfriend kinda aroused and moans louder
>me keeping licking
>she screams like there is no tomorrow
>feel a annoying itch in my right leg
>notice i have a wooden prosthesis
>notice my girlfriend is a great white whale which was moaning on the taste of my leg
>take my bic pencil like my great grand father ahab and throw it with all my power
>Scream my revenge will be as sweet as a blowjob
>didn't lift enough my bic pencil falls midair
>she picks it up with one of her gigantic fins and throws it back
>hit's me in the chest
>have only microseconds before i die
>send a ambulance to Walter bakkerstre..............
#8 - thirdasscheek (12/15/2012) [-]
His face at the end: "Yu lik dis hmmmm??"
His face at the end: "Yu lik dis hmmmm??"
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