Fuck you, I'm a horse.. .. My mother was bitten by a horse when she was a child. As a result, we have to have her in the corral before the full moon, other wise she terrorizes the townfol
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#36 - juffs ONLINE (12/06/2012) [-]
My mother was bitten by a horse when she was a child. As a result, we have to have her in the corral before the full moon, other wise she terrorizes the townfolk by jumping fences and eating hedges
#394 to #36 - saladtongsofdeath (12/07/2012) [-]
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i did NOT know that James Wilkie Broderick was a funny junker
User avatar #506 to #36 - emilmeddild (12/07/2012) [-]
Thanks for all the red thumbs.. Because that just hurts me so bad, I might never post again :'((( bad red thumbs is hurting meeee!

See ya later ******* .
#498 to #36 - EdwardNigma ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
Werewolf + Horse = Whores?
#41 to #36 - pocoyothegreat (12/06/2012) [-]
Pic of your mother.
#265 to #41 - lightninghedgehog (12/07/2012) [-]
Stop beating a dead horse
User avatar #368 to #265 - mffinmanu (12/07/2012) [-]
this right here is quite possibly the worst Carlos joke I have ever seen
User avatar #48 to #41 - emilmeddild (12/06/2012) [-]
SOOO ORIGINAL!! JSP IS HORSIE!! LOLOLOLOL!

I hate you and your wornout jokes.. Try something new please! PLEASE!!!!
User avatar #215 to #48 - elcreepo (12/07/2012) [-]
Sarah Jessica Parker is a donkey?
User avatar #52 to #48 - hydrogummybear (12/06/2012) [-]
funny cos he got all the thumbs and you got none, weird isn't it?...
User avatar #53 to #52 - emilmeddild (12/06/2012) [-]
Implying I give 2 ***** about thumbs.

Just shows that people are equally as lame.
User avatar #57 to #53 - hydrogummybear (12/06/2012) [-]
If you dont like the way things go on here, then why are you still on funnyjunk?
User avatar #58 to #57 - emilmeddild (12/06/2012) [-]
Because I was looking for some kind of funny! I vain though!

Plus, I really like discussing with you guys! Never fails to amaze to see how stupid you can be.
User avatar #61 to #58 - hydrogummybear (12/06/2012) [-]
At what point in this 'discussion' have i shown to you that I'm stupid? Cos i don't see any part of any of my comments which is stupid, and to be honest, i don't have time to argue my case anymore.
User avatar #67 to #61 - hideyowives (12/06/2012) [-]
this guy and me also got into a conversation because he said that adventure time is a peice of **** , he is a troll dont let him bug you
#142 to #67 - anon (12/06/2012) [-]
not everyone with a different opinion than yours is a troll. saying that just makes you look ignorant.
User avatar #271 to #142 - hideyowives (12/07/2012) [-]
i wasnt sayign that because he disagreed with me his is a troll i say that because it was on the adventure time thread and he was spamming "ADVENTURE TIME IS FOR FAGGOTS"
i then spent half a hour trying to have a inteligent conversation at which he just insulted me over and over again
that sir is what makes me know he is a troll
User avatar #453 to #271 - fuckingtrolls (12/07/2012) [-]
"sayign that because he disagreed with me his is a troll" Intelligent comment, Lol K.
User avatar #69 to #67 - hydrogummybear (12/06/2012) [-]
Alright man, thanks for the heads up
#450 to #61 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
You sound stupid beCAUSE you haven't spelled CAUSE right once in any of your comments AND CAPITALIZE YOUR ******* I'S GODDAMMIT.
"i don't see any part of any of my comments which is stupid" Say that out loud does that ******* sound right?
#346 to #48 - sweateagle (12/07/2012) [-]
I'm confused as to why you're being thumbed down. I've seen many comments like yours saying that Sarah Jessica Parker jokes are overused and they get above 50 thumbs.
#457 to #346 - fuckingtrolls (12/07/2012) [-]
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If the community sees one thumbs down on a comment they will thumb down regardless of them agreeing with it or not.
Pic related it's the majority of the funnyjunk community.
User avatar #509 to #457 - sweateagle (12/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, I've noticed that. It's as if the first person to thumb decides the comment's fate.
User avatar #66 to #48 - admiralen (12/06/2012) [-]
if you want new **** you have to make some new **** , dont just expect to get all in life without having to do anything yourself
#456 - korey (12/07/2012) [-]
#472 - pootakka (12/07/2012) [-]
God this is so much scarier when you take individual pictures of it.
#483 to #472 - shiftyscent (12/07/2012) [-]
Man, Sara Jessica Parker can't handle the paparazzi.
Man, Sara Jessica Parker can't handle the paparazzi.
#511 to #472 - cheastnut ONLINE (12/08/2012) [-]
semi-related
semi-related
#479 to #472 - Kellanved (12/07/2012) [-]
Daddy....save me.....
#476 to #472 - tigerstyle (12/07/2012) [-]
OH 			****
OH ****
#239 - kahandran (12/07/2012) [-]
Horses- 17
Humans- 0
#306 - jzaned (12/07/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#49 - kmitch (12/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#23 - fantomen (12/06/2012) [-]
Look at a horse's ears before you try to touch it.   
If they are folded back like that it means the horse is nervous or aggressive.
Look at a horse's ears before you try to touch it.
If they are folded back like that it means the horse is nervous or aggressive.
#287 - classyass (12/07/2012) [-]
<-- Later that day
<-- Later that day
#83 - downstreamlife (12/06/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #98 to #83 - wobblyloo (12/06/2012) [-]
who honestly thought that was a good idea?"oh yeah anne just lean under the horses crotch and stick your head in his gooch while resting his dick on your shoulder,also they are known to piss and **** a lot but itll probably be ok"
User avatar #208 to #98 - RipperMan (12/07/2012) [-]
you can clearly see her say "I love poo!" and then she smiles as she is shat on.
#478 - rrenierr (12/07/2012) [-]
Dont worry guys, he's ok

he was wearing his helmet
#397 - RequieminMortis (12/07/2012) [-]
Unfortunately for the horse, that guy's brother was Mongo.
Unfortunately for the horse, that guy's brother was Mongo.
User avatar #414 to #397 - novathenova (12/07/2012) [-]
Who is only pawn in game of life now?
#415 to #414 - RequieminMortis (12/07/2012) [-]
You clever, clever devil.
You clever, clever devil.
User avatar #423 to #415 - novathenova (12/07/2012) [-]
Thank you sir. *Clevon Little passes whiskey.jpg*
#492 to #423 - gladiuss (12/07/2012) [-]
SCUSE me while I whip dis out!



Not Clevon Little, but this pic came up when I searched for the above phrase. God bless you, Google!!
#337 - playcolt (12/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #366 to #337 - turdburgalar (12/07/2012) [-]
Dude...what
#292 - HarvietheDinkle (12/07/2012) [-]
i forgot where i got this
i forgot where i got this
#272 - ragingtoinfinity (12/07/2012) [-]
Enlarge.

I don't know why I have this...
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User avatar #336 to #272 - heartlessrobot (12/07/2012) [-]
Is there one for Stallions?
User avatar #280 to #272 - HOLYCARP (12/07/2012) [-]
"Most mares will not go out of their way to show estrus signs too humans, unless already accustomed to sexing with them."

Most.
#418 to #272 - zombieginger (12/07/2012) [-]
MFW reading this.
MFW reading this.
#389 - moustachefingers (12/07/2012) [-]
I volunteer at Winslow Farm Animal Sanctuary in Norton MA...   
   
I once got charged by a former race horse.  He wasn't planning to kill me, just swerve away at the last second.  Scariest moment of my life.   
   
   
And that kids is why we should be eating horses and riding pigs.     
Horses FW
I volunteer at Winslow Farm Animal Sanctuary in Norton MA...

I once got charged by a former race horse. He wasn't planning to kill me, just swerve away at the last second. Scariest moment of my life.


And that kids is why we should be eating horses and riding pigs.
Horses FW
#403 to #389 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
everyone who is a brony, or a furry is a westboro loving faggot who deserves to burn in hell because my OPINION IS FACT! you got that fj community? good, now bow down to me and suck my dick.
+1
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#425 to #403 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
How about No?
User avatar #467 to #389 - paulohd (12/07/2012) [-]
I've been attacked by a pig when I was young. It chased me around for a few minutes before my uncle helped me.
#398 to #389 - rjgnal ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
yfw
yfw
#404 to #389 - tredbear (12/07/2012) [-]
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Banana Hat
#495 to #404 - gladiuss (12/07/2012) [-]
Oh, Freddy. I would have loved to kiss you, but I was just a kid.
#220 - torelarsen (12/07/2012) [-]
Zookeeper here; this is the EXACT reason why you don't pet something with it's ears laid back like that.
#278 to #220 - calibratuner (12/07/2012) [-]
Thats why my dog puts his ears down when he comes up to me for me to pet him after i get home from work.

I usually stick to the method of approach safe distance slowly, and let it come to me. No sudden movements and i havent been hurt yet.
#56 - waffies (12/06/2012) [-]
OI.... that was actually kinda horrifying. I've read a bunch of old books of Knights and Kings in which some people have warhorses, and they mention the horses folding ears back and biting whoever pissed em off, but as i'd never seen it before, so i had like, cartoony horses in mind!
OI.... that was actually kinda horrifying. I've read a bunch of old books of Knights and Kings in which some people have warhorses, and they mention the horses folding ears back and biting whoever pissed em off, but as i'd never seen it before, so i had like, cartoony horses in mind!
#72 to #56 - vincernio (12/06/2012) [-]
No it ******* happens i hate horses. yet my mother has 10 of them on her property. they bite ******* hard, they will leave a huge ass bruise and bite marks.
#74 to #72 - vincernio (12/06/2012) [-]
Oh and they'll do it for no ******* reason.
User avatar #79 to #74 - lazorgator (12/06/2012) [-]
If a horse bites you for no reason its abused, so think about what youre doing around them if they bite you jackass, they are very easily tamed and develop strong bonds with humans, you clearly just dont know anything.
#82 to #79 - vincernio (12/06/2012) [-]
Two things. One yeah, it's a horse rescue the horse is here because they found it being abused so that would make sense. Two don't call people a jackass based on opinion its not very cool. Cus how i see it right now YOU are the jackass for getting all butthurt.
User avatar #87 to #82 - lazorgator (12/06/2012) [-]
Well there you go, you said "For no ******* reason" when its because they were abused. If I was abused id hate people too, im not calling you a jackass based on opinion, im calling you a jackass because you made horses out to be violent dumb creatures when they arent at all.
User avatar #466 - vibezz (12/07/2012) [-]
When you get bitten by Sarah Jessica Parker you slowly begin turning into a horse.
#373 - somekornchick (12/07/2012) [-]
anyone? yes? no?
#376 to #373 - anon (12/07/2012) [-]
**** yes!
#391 to #373 - grizzlydiplomat (12/07/2012) [-]
I can proudly say I have 'You Cant Take Me' in my playlist because of this movie..
#384 to #373 - betaguy ONLINE (12/07/2012) [-]
yes. yessssss.
yes. yessssss.
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