Fuck you, I'm a horse.. .. My mother was bitten by a horse when she was a child. As a result, we have to have her in the corral before the full moon, other wise she terrorizes the townfol
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Fuck you, I'm a horse.

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#36 - juffs (12/06/2012) [+] (24 replies)
My mother was bitten by a horse when she was a child. As a result, we have to have her in the corral before the full moon, other wise she terrorizes the townfolk by jumping fences and eating hedges
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#49 - kmitch (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#472 - pootakka (12/07/2012) [+] (4 replies)
God this is so much scarier when you take individual pictures of it.
#23 - fantomen (12/06/2012) [-]
Look at a horse's ears before you try to touch it.   
If they are folded back like that it means the horse is nervous or aggressive.
Look at a horse's ears before you try to touch it.
If they are folded back like that it means the horse is nervous or aggressive.
#233 - nocta (12/07/2012) [-]
humans are so stupid
#83 - downstreamlife (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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User avatar #168 - MadCapper (12/07/2012) [+] (10 replies)
I'm sorry. But he had that **** coming. You don't **** with an animal with its ears all pinned back like that. That's universal animal language for "Back the **** off ****** ."
#306 - jzaned (12/07/2012) [-]
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#56 - waffies (12/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
OI.... that was actually kinda horrifying. I've read a bunch of old books of Knights and Kings in which some people have warhorses, and they mention the horses folding ears back and biting whoever pissed em off, but as i'd never seen it before, so i had like, cartoony horses in mind!
OI.... that was actually kinda horrifying. I've read a bunch of old books of Knights and Kings in which some people have warhorses, and they mention the horses folding ears back and biting whoever pissed em off, but as i'd never seen it before, so i had like, cartoony horses in mind!
#275 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #279 to #275 - popkornking (12/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #466 - vibezz (12/07/2012) [-]
When you get bitten by Sarah Jessica Parker you slowly begin turning into a horse.
User avatar #299 - jesusthegardener (12/07/2012) [-]
Sex and the City 2 Behind the Scenes- Sarah is hungry
User avatar #2 - trevorsta (12/06/2012) [-]
Animals don't bite the hands that feed them... they go for the arm
#438 - takeaseat (12/07/2012) [-]
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#86 - malifauxdeux (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
When I was but a wee lad, I ventured in to a pasture of domesticated horses. As a child, I lacked any notion of "common sense." This of course led to a most catastrophic conclusion as I deemed fit to approach a horse from the rear, not taking in to account the innate skittishness of your average equine. Of course, I had the purest of intentions, merely a desire to stroke the tail of one of those magnificent beasts. Alas, taking a horse unawares, especially from its backside, is most unwise indeed. Now, the remainder of this tail I can only take from the accounts of present third parties, as the ensuing kick delivered by said horse combined with my small stature did result in a most thunderous relationship between their hoof and my face. After the fact, it is said that I traveled a multitude of yards through the air before my visage arrived at its final destination; a recently laid pile of horse 						****					. I must say, I do believe I'm a member of a select number of Americans to be 						*********					 before the age of five.   
   
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When I was but a wee lad, I ventured in to a pasture of domesticated horses. As a child, I lacked any notion of "common sense." This of course led to a most catastrophic conclusion as I deemed fit to approach a horse from the rear, not taking in to account the innate skittishness of your average equine. Of course, I had the purest of intentions, merely a desire to stroke the tail of one of those magnificent beasts. Alas, taking a horse unawares, especially from its backside, is most unwise indeed. Now, the remainder of this tail I can only take from the accounts of present third parties, as the ensuing kick delivered by said horse combined with my small stature did result in a most thunderous relationship between their hoof and my face. After the fact, it is said that I traveled a multitude of yards through the air before my visage arrived at its final destination; a recently laid pile of horse **** . I must say, I do believe I'm a member of a select number of Americans to be ********* before the age of five.

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#31 - anonymous (12/06/2012) [+] (4 replies)
It's funny because that wouldn't hurt, horses only have teeth in the front.
#39 to #31 - queenjester (12/06/2012) [-]
Yeah, whatever you say, Anon.
#437 - anonymous (12/07/2012) [+] (8 replies)
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#442 to #437 - qjmihuia (12/07/2012) [-]
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User avatar #145 - uberderpyhooves (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The ears pointed back are a crucial fact to know when not to get close to a horse
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