Fuck you, I'm a horse.. .. My mother was bitten by a horse when she was a child. As a result, we have to have her in the corral before the full moon, other wise she terrorizes the townfol Fuck you I'm a horse My mother was bitten by when she child As result we have to her in the corral before full moon other wise terrorizes townfol
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#36 - juffs
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(12/06/2012) [-]
My mother was bitten by a horse when she was a child. As a result, we have to have her in the corral before the full moon, other wise she terrorizes the townfolk by jumping fences and eating hedges
#506 to #36 - emilmeddild
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Thanks for all the red thumbs.. Because that just hurts me so bad, I might never post again :'((( bad red thumbs is hurting meeee!

See ya later *******.
#394 to #36 - saladtongsofdeath
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(12/07/2012) [-]
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i did NOT know that James Wilkie Broderick was a funny junker
#498 to #36 - EdwardNigma ONLINE
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Werewolf + Horse = Whores?
#41 to #36 - pocoyothegreat
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Pic of your mother.
#265 to #41 - lightninghedgehog
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Stop beating a dead horse
#368 to #265 - mffinmanu
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(12/07/2012) [-]
this right here is quite possibly the worst Carlos joke I have ever seen
#48 to #41 - emilmeddild
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(12/06/2012) [-]
SOOO ORIGINAL!! JSP IS HORSIE!! LOLOLOLOL!

I hate you and your wornout jokes.. Try something new please! PLEASE!!!!
#52 to #48 - hydrogummybear
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(12/06/2012) [-]
funny cos he got all the thumbs and you got none, weird isn't it?...
#53 to #52 - emilmeddild
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Implying I give 2 ***** about thumbs.

Just shows that people are equally as lame.
#57 to #53 - hydrogummybear
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(12/06/2012) [-]
If you dont like the way things go on here, then why are you still on funnyjunk?
#58 to #57 - emilmeddild
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Because I was looking for some kind of funny! I vain though!

Plus, I really like discussing with you guys! Never fails to amaze to see how stupid you can be.
#61 to #58 - hydrogummybear
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(12/06/2012) [-]
At what point in this 'discussion' have i shown to you that I'm stupid? Cos i don't see any part of any of my comments which is stupid, and to be honest, i don't have time to argue my case anymore.
#450 to #61 - anon
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(12/07/2012) [-]
You sound stupid beCAUSE you haven't spelled CAUSE right once in any of your comments AND CAPITALIZE YOUR ******* I'S GODDAMMIT.
"i don't see any part of any of my comments which is stupid" Say that out loud does that ******* sound right?
#67 to #61 - hideyowives
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(12/06/2012) [-]
this guy and me also got into a conversation because he said that adventure time is a peice of ****, he is a troll dont let him bug you
#142 to #67 - anon
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(12/06/2012) [-]
not everyone with a different opinion than yours is a troll. saying that just makes you look ignorant.
#271 to #142 - hideyowives
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(12/07/2012) [-]
i wasnt sayign that because he disagreed with me his is a troll i say that because it was on the adventure time thread and he was spamming "ADVENTURE TIME IS FOR FAGGOTS"
i then spent half a hour trying to have a inteligent conversation at which he just insulted me over and over again
that sir is what makes me know he is a troll
#453 to #271 - fuckingtrolls
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(12/07/2012) [-]
"sayign that because he disagreed with me his is a troll" Intelligent comment, Lol K.
#69 to #67 - hydrogummybear
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Alright man, thanks for the heads up
#215 to #48 - elcreepo
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Sarah Jessica Parker is a donkey?
#346 to #48 - sweateagle
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(12/07/2012) [-]
I'm confused as to why you're being thumbed down. I've seen many comments like yours saying that Sarah Jessica Parker jokes are overused and they get above 50 thumbs.
#457 to #346 - fuckingtrolls
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(12/07/2012) [-]
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If the community sees one thumbs down on a comment they will thumb down regardless of them agreeing with it or not.
Pic related it's the majority of the funnyjunk community.
#509 to #457 - sweateagle
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Yeah, I've noticed that. It's as if the first person to thumb decides the comment's fate.
#210 to #48 - pocoyothegreat
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(12/07/2012) [-]
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#66 to #48 - admiralen
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(12/06/2012) [-]
if you want new **** you have to make some new ****, dont just expect to get all in life without having to do anything yourself
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#369 to #14 - mffinmanu
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(12/07/2012) [-]
sick of your **** carlos
#213 to #14 - TrashBag
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Carlos I swear to Allah say one more stupid thing I will execute you with a nailgun.
#16 to #14 - agentmoleman
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(12/06/2012) [-]
#456 - korey
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(12/07/2012) [-]
#49 - kmitch
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(12/06/2012) [-]
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#50 to #49 - ascendedwings
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(12/06/2012) [-]
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#472 - pootakka
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(12/07/2012) [-]
God this is so much scarier when you take individual pictures of it.
#483 to #472 - shiftyscent
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Man, Sara Jessica Parker can't handle the paparazzi.
Man, Sara Jessica Parker can't handle the paparazzi.
#511 to #472 - cheastnut
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(12/08/2012) [-]
semi-related
semi-related
#479 to #472 - Kellanved
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Daddy....save me.....
#476 to #472 - tigerstyle
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(12/07/2012) [-]
OH ****
OH ****
#23 - fantomen
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Look at a horse's ears before you try to touch it.   
If they are folded back like that it means the horse is nervous or aggressive.
Look at a horse's ears before you try to touch it.
If they are folded back like that it means the horse is nervous or aggressive.
#233 - nocta
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(12/07/2012) [-]
humans are so stupid
#83 - downstreamlife
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(12/06/2012) [-]
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#98 to #83 - wobblyloo
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(12/06/2012) [-]
who honestly thought that was a good idea?"oh yeah anne just lean under the horses crotch and stick your head in his gooch while resting his dick on your shoulder,also they are known to piss and **** a lot but itll probably be ok"
#208 to #98 - RipperMan
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(12/07/2012) [-]
you can clearly see her say "I love poo!" and then she smiles as she is shat on.
#168 - MadCapper
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(12/07/2012) [-]
I'm sorry. But he had that **** coming. You don't **** with an animal with its ears all pinned back like that. That's universal animal language for "Back the **** off ******."
#199 to #168 - anon
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(12/07/2012) [-]
but what if i was all pissed off and an animal came over and bugged me would it then be ok to kick it to get it away or some other abuse?
#214 to #199 - MadCapper
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(12/07/2012) [-]
You're a human with higher intelligence (I hope). That comes with a bit of responsibility.
#332 to #168 - njhahahahaha
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(12/07/2012) [-]
>says "******"
#501 to #332 - gladiuss
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(12/07/2012) [-]
#266 to #168 - srskate
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Not everyone knows that. A lot of people found that out today, from the comments.
#198 to #168 - PuMan
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(12/07/2012) [-]
apparently not universal enough...
#224 to #168 - jokeblue
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(12/07/2012) [-]
I will point it out that the guy stood there arm outstretched the horse had no business to canter up like that and chomp down on him. "Hey! You are a good 10 feet away let me just trot up can ruin your entire ******* life!"
#260 to #224 - MadCapper
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(12/07/2012) [-]
It's not like he was just standing in the middle of a field and the horses just happened upon him. He was approaching them, reached out. A horse came up and gave him a good warning to get the **** out of there. I'm pretty sure if you were chillin' with your family and some creep came up and tried to touch them, you'd vocalize that he needs to back off. Horses don't have the ability to vocalize a warning humans can understand, they can only do so much. If that horse really wanted to **** him up, he wouldn't just bite him. He'd kick, and **** stomp him into a pulpy mess.
Moral of story: Don't **** with wild animals that have ANY potential to royally **** you up.
#262 to #260 - jokeblue
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(12/07/2012) [-]
True but still, the horse went the extra mile to bite the **** out of him but I see your point.
#267 to #262 - MadCapper
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(12/07/2012) [-]
Well. Let's just agree to disagree. Go on your merry way stranger. And I'll go on mine.
#56 - waffies
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(12/06/2012) [-]
OI.... that was actually kinda horrifying. I've read a bunch of old books of Knights and Kings in which some people have warhorses, and they mention the horses folding ears back and biting whoever pissed em off, but as i'd never seen it before, so i had like, cartoony horses in mind!
OI.... that was actually kinda horrifying. I've read a bunch of old books of Knights and Kings in which some people have warhorses, and they mention the horses folding ears back and biting whoever pissed em off, but as i'd never seen it before, so i had like, cartoony horses in mind!
#72 to #56 - vincernio
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(12/06/2012) [-]
No it ******* happens i hate horses. yet my mother has 10 of them on her property. they bite ******* hard, they will leave a huge ass bruise and bite marks.
#74 to #72 - vincernio
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Oh and they'll do it for no ******* reason.
#79 to #74 - lazorgator
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(12/06/2012) [-]
If a horse bites you for no reason its abused, so think about what youre doing around them if they bite you jackass, they are very easily tamed and develop strong bonds with humans, you clearly just dont know anything.
#82 to #79 - vincernio
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Two things. One yeah, it's a horse rescue the horse is here because they found it being abused so that would make sense. Two don't call people a jackass based on opinion its not very cool. Cus how i see it right now YOU are the jackass for getting all butthurt.
#87 to #82 - lazorgator
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(12/06/2012) [-]
Well there you go, you said "For no ******* reason" when its because they were abused. If I was abused id hate people too, im not calling you a jackass based on opinion, im calling you a jackass because you made horses out to be violent dumb creatures when they arent at all.