Babysitting With a Hangover. If you haven't done this yet, be thankful. If you have, you understand the deepest pits of Hell and the temptation to murder a chil
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Babysitting With a Hangover

If you haven't done this yet, be thankful. If you have, you understand the deepest pits of Hell and the temptation to murder a child.

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Submitted: 12/06/2012
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#7 - malkotay (12/06/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#4 - squidamon (12/06/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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#37 - NigJames (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be me   
>lifeguard at local pool   
>hungover like mother 						******					   
>have to teach swim lessons every morning   
> 4 year old girl named Sarah   
> she hates water   
>loudest scream known to man   
>dunk her under   
>feelsgoodman.   
>this is the noise she made
>be me
>lifeguard at local pool
>hungover like mother ******
>have to teach swim lessons every morning
> 4 year old girl named Sarah
> she hates water
>loudest scream known to man
>dunk her under
>feelsgoodman.
>this is the noise she made
#13 - syis (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The dream job
#15 - crosknight (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
well that was easy
well that was easy
#29 - Cambro (12/07/2012) [-]
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#54 - stormtrooperbob (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How i see kids
How i see kids
#55 to #54 - vladhellsing (12/07/2012) [-]
How I prefer to see kids.
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#49 - cpthaze **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#14 - orostheavengerx (12/07/2012) [-]
Atlas vs. Jenner in a nutshell.
#51 - airguitar (12/07/2012) [-]
Run backwards minion!
Run backwards minion!
#32 - oapsyches (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#33 to #32 - oapsyches (12/07/2012) [-]
silly babysitter. its always play time
#3 - bathoryhannibal (12/06/2012) [-]
This is what it is like to work with children. It was advised that I leave after putting in a request for a tranquilizer gun.
User avatar #2 - nyxeos (12/06/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I've been favourited. I feel like I've been successful here haha
#52 - petterk (12/07/2012) [+] (2 replies)
next time: try this
next time: try this
User avatar #59 - marijanelover (12/07/2012) [-]
Try parenting with a hangover! At least when your the babysitter you get to go home at the end of the day.
#27 - phanact (12/07/2012) [-]
I'd just let the kid do what he wanted and not react to that

Then again, I hate kids so what do I know
#22 - jaydarkwater (12/07/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I just did math so I could thumb this up. You're welcome
User avatar #9 - nyxeos (12/06/2012) [+] (6 replies)
For the people complaining about the capitalization: It's a title... titles are supposed to have all important words capitalized. It's not like I capitalized every word in my description lol
#98 - RidgeRacer (12/07/2012) [-]
-MFW   
-GIF not loading all the way   
-see dogs teleport around cat
-MFW
-GIF not loading all the way
-see dogs teleport around cat
User avatar #50 - jinjo (12/07/2012) [+] (13 replies)
So, a little while ago I moved out of my parents house, not exactly a 'nice' moving out, but my older brother decided to drink with me before I left, to celebrate.

Now, I have a really good tolerance to alcohol, better than most. I almost never black out unless I smoke weed too, (which I try to avoid, because I get too ****** up). I did black out that night. What I remember drinking was 3 beers, and the bottle of Patron I'd been savig for a while. That's the last thing I remember.

I was told I also drank about half of a 26er of Bacardi too.

So, I wake up the next day, not really hungover, but still drunk at about 10 am. I have to go to my nephew's baptism. I'm his god father, the celebration is at 11.

So basically, I feel like total ass, don't have time to eat or shower, (luckily, I didn't puke, again I only puke when I smoke/eat weed) or anything, so the church is an old as balls church, the AC almost never works and it's in the middle of summer. So it's hot as hell, my nephew is terrified of the priest and we're really close so he's clinging to me and won't let go of me, he's screaming bloody ******* murder, and the priest has an accent no ne could ever understand.

So I'm standing there and all of a sudden the room is spinning, and I feel nauscious. So I just picked a spot on the wall at the back and focused on it to not puke.

I made it through the ceremony, and as soon as we left the church I yacked liek I've never yacked before all over the steps.

Thougt it was relevent, thought I'd share.
#60 to #57 - scarytown (12/07/2012) [-]
weed brownies??
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