Why im not in the kitchen. not mine need women.. > Friend and I wanted to make some Tostitos pizza rolls Instructions: 10 minutes in toaster oven Friend: A toaster oven's pretty much a microwave, right? Me:
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User avatar #5 - tastycrisps (12/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
First time I made pasta by myself I had to call my mom about 8 times and describe the water to her to know if it was boiling.
#6 to #5 - anonymous (12/02/2012) [-]
That is because you are stupid.
#42 - unicornattacks (12/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
> Friend and I wanted to make some Tostitos pizza rolls
Instructions: 10 minutes in toaster oven
Friend: A toaster oven's pretty much a microwave, right?
Me: Yeah, probably.
> Put pizza rolls in microwave and set for 10 minutes
> Go watch tv in other room
> 5 minutes later smoke is filling the room.
> SHITSHITSHIT
> Throw charred pile of black pizza rolls into garbage (after it cooled)
> Spend 45 minutes trying to mask the smell of smoke throughout the whole house
> Look behind microwave
> Giant scorch mark on wall
> We almost burnt the house down making pizza rolls. In a microwave.
> Our faces when
#47 - pencilartist (12/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Story time with 4chan image board arrows? Story time with 4chan image board arrows.   
   
>Be 12 years old, playing on the computer with friend   
>Hungry as fuck   
>Proceed to raid the fridge   
>"Hey, I can make this make this!"   
>3 pound pork chop   
>Bring it to the barbecue   
>Proceed to take lighter fluid, unscrew the top, and dump a large portion of it on the coals   
>Turn the fuel output valve on   
>Stick a barbecue lighter in   
>Gigantic fucking fire raging inside of the barbecue   
>"OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?"   
>I proceed to beat the fire with the pork chop   
>Hand get's burnt, so I drop it in   
>Begin beating it with a shovel   
>Eventually, the fire goes out   
>Pork chop fell to the ground   
>I pick it up and inspect it   
>Proceed to eat it   
>Creeper comes up behind me and blows up   
>I lose my diamond pickax and my map   
>Last heart   
>All of my rage
Story time with 4chan image board arrows? Story time with 4chan image board arrows.

>Be 12 years old, playing on the computer with friend
>Hungry as fuck
>Proceed to raid the fridge
>"Hey, I can make this make this!"
>3 pound pork chop
>Bring it to the barbecue
>Proceed to take lighter fluid, unscrew the top, and dump a large portion of it on the coals
>Turn the fuel output valve on
>Stick a barbecue lighter in
>Gigantic fucking fire raging inside of the barbecue
>"OH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO?"
>I proceed to beat the fire with the pork chop
>Hand get's burnt, so I drop it in
>Begin beating it with a shovel
>Eventually, the fire goes out
>Pork chop fell to the ground
>I pick it up and inspect it
>Proceed to eat it
>Creeper comes up behind me and blows up
>I lose my diamond pickax and my map
>Last heart
>All of my rage
#82 - genericnewfag (12/02/2012) [-]
I once boiled an egg for an hour and twenty minutes.
#10 - MrMustacho (12/02/2012) [-]
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#2 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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When I first moved in with my girlfriend 11 years ago. She put a Chicken pot pike in the MICROWAVE for 45 mins.



(Side note: They came in little metal pie pans back then)
#80 - caseris (12/02/2012) [-]
>hungry
>let's make some bacon
>turn gas on
>for some reason fire won't go on
>stupid me still leaves the gas on
>trying to turn it on for 5 minutes
>finally got fire
>fuckyes.jpg
>fire transforms into explosion
>whole kitchen was black
>got burned

>MFW i'm stupid enough to not know that you should turn the gas off, else you'll get an explosion when you set it on fire...
#60 - omniscentbotonist (12/02/2012) [-]
>Be 14   
>Fuck it lets make bacon   
>Empty whole package in fryer turn on high heat   
>Cook cook flip   
>Repeat   
>10 minutes of this and bacon still isn't crunchy   
>WTF bacon   
>Cook for 10 more minutes not understanding why bacon isn't crunchy yet   
>WOOSH  fire   
>Fuck Fuck Fuck, can't find the flour, here's some sugar   
>Throw sugar on the fire   
>Spend next 3 1/2 hours scraping melted sugar out of oven   
>MFW I found out that Bacon gets crunchy when pulled out of the fryer
>Be 14
>Fuck it lets make bacon
>Empty whole package in fryer turn on high heat
>Cook cook flip
>Repeat
>10 minutes of this and bacon still isn't crunchy
>WTF bacon
>Cook for 10 more minutes not understanding why bacon isn't crunchy yet
>WOOSH fire
>Fuck Fuck Fuck, can't find the flour, here's some sugar
>Throw sugar on the fire
>Spend next 3 1/2 hours scraping melted sugar out of oven
>MFW I found out that Bacon gets crunchy when pulled out of the fryer
#39 - dragonsoverlord (12/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#44 - erethilful ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
>Study on vocational school
>Make food for ~400 students/day, or 60 teachers in school's restaurant
> 2 - 4 days a week
>Come home, get hungry.
>Mfw I've cooked so much food in past days that I've lost my passion to make any food for myself
#43 - skinless (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i burnt a hot pocket.....
#69 - hakeo (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#51 - ekesss (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this show...
this show...
#105 - lamnad ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
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#113 - ManInKilt (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
no problem.
#37 - rotucex (12/02/2012) [-]
Oh goddongit:
-This gif didn't need that frame
-lolthatsme
-fuck you
#24 - anonymous (12/02/2012) [-]
Me and my friends try to cook pizza and wings today, in the time of 15 minutes we ripped off one of the knobs, broke the oven lock, and shattered the glass on the front of the oven.
User avatar #3 - pebar ONLINE (12/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
have a great recipe that takes no skill to make

1 ½ lb hamburger
1 cup chopped onion (1/4 cup dried chopped onion)
1 can cream of chicken soup
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 cup sour cream
¾ tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
4 cups egg noodles or 3 cups elbow macaroni (measured when uncooked)
Brown meat and onion. Add next 5 ingredients, simmer. Stir in cooked noodles.
#61 - Kyuss (12/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Hells yea I'm a chemist.
Hells yea I'm a chemist.
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