Why im not in the kitchen. not mine need women.. > Friend and I wanted to make some Tostitos pizza rolls Instructions: 10 minutes in toaster oven Friend: A toaster oven's pretty much a microwave, right? Me:
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#42 - unicornattacks (12/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
> Friend and I wanted to make some Tostitos pizza rolls
Instructions: 10 minutes in toaster oven
Friend: A toaster oven's pretty much a microwave, right?
Me: Yeah, probably.
> Put pizza rolls in microwave and set for 10 minutes
> Go watch tv in other room
> 5 minutes later smoke is filling the room.
> ************
> Throw charred pile of black pizza rolls into garbage (after it cooled)
> Spend 45 minutes trying to mask the smell of smoke throughout the whole house
> Look behind microwave
> Giant scorch mark on wall
> We almost burnt the house down making pizza rolls. In a microwave.
> Our faces when
User avatar #5 - tastycrisps (12/02/2012) [+] (9 replies)
First time I made pasta by myself I had to call my mom about 8 times and describe the water to her to know if it was boiling.
#47 - pencilartist (12/02/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Story time with 4chan image board arrows? Story time with 4chan image board arrows.   
   
>Be 12 years old, playing on the computer with friend   
>Hungry as 						****					   
>Proceed to raid the fridge   
>"Hey, I can make this make this!"   
>3 pound pork chop   
>Bring it to the barbecue   
>Proceed to take lighter fluid, unscrew the top, and dump a large portion of it on the coals   
>Turn the fuel output valve on   
>Stick a barbecue lighter in   
>Gigantic 						*******					 fire raging inside of the barbecue   
>"OH 						****					 WHAT THE 						****					 DID I DO?"   
>I proceed to beat the fire with the pork chop   
>Hand get's burnt, so I drop it in   
>Begin beating it with a shovel   
>Eventually, the fire goes out   
>Pork chop fell to the ground   
>I pick it up and inspect it   
>Proceed to eat it   
>Creeper comes up behind me and blows up   
>I lose my diamond pickax and my map   
>Last heart   
>All of my rage
Story time with 4chan image board arrows? Story time with 4chan image board arrows.

>Be 12 years old, playing on the computer with friend
>Hungry as ****
>Proceed to raid the fridge
>"Hey, I can make this make this!"
>3 pound pork chop
>Bring it to the barbecue
>Proceed to take lighter fluid, unscrew the top, and dump a large portion of it on the coals
>Turn the fuel output valve on
>Stick a barbecue lighter in
>Gigantic ******* fire raging inside of the barbecue
>"OH **** WHAT THE **** DID I DO?"
>I proceed to beat the fire with the pork chop
>Hand get's burnt, so I drop it in
>Begin beating it with a shovel
>Eventually, the fire goes out
>Pork chop fell to the ground
>I pick it up and inspect it
>Proceed to eat it
>Creeper comes up behind me and blows up
>I lose my diamond pickax and my map
>Last heart
>All of my rage
#82 - genericnewfag (12/02/2012) [-]
I once boiled an egg for an hour and twenty minutes.
#10 - MrMustacho (12/02/2012) [-]
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#2 - EmulateSnes (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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When I first moved in with my girlfriend 11 years ago. She put a Chicken pot pike in the MICROWAVE for 45 mins.



(Side note: They came in little metal pie pans back then)
#80 - caseris (12/02/2012) [-]
>hungry
>let's make some bacon
>turn gas on
>for some reason fire won't go on
>stupid me still leaves the gas on
>trying to turn it on for 5 minutes
>finally got fire
> ******* .jpg
>fire transforms into explosion
>whole kitchen was black
>got burned

>MFW i'm stupid enough to not know that you should turn the gas off, else you'll get an explosion when you set it on fire...
#60 - omniscentbotonist (12/02/2012) [-]
>Be 14   
>						****					 it lets make bacon   
>Empty whole package in fryer turn on high heat   
>Cook cook flip   
>Repeat   
>10 minutes of this and bacon still isn't crunchy   
>WTF bacon   
>Cook for 10 more minutes not understanding why bacon isn't crunchy yet   
>WOOSH  fire   
>						****					 						****					 						****					, can't find the flour, here's some sugar   
>Throw sugar on the fire   
>Spend next 3 1/2 hours scraping melted sugar out of oven   
>MFW I found out that Bacon gets crunchy when pulled out of the fryer
>Be 14
> **** it lets make bacon
>Empty whole package in fryer turn on high heat
>Cook cook flip
>Repeat
>10 minutes of this and bacon still isn't crunchy
>WTF bacon
>Cook for 10 more minutes not understanding why bacon isn't crunchy yet
>WOOSH fire
> **** **** **** , can't find the flour, here's some sugar
>Throw sugar on the fire
>Spend next 3 1/2 hours scraping melted sugar out of oven
>MFW I found out that Bacon gets crunchy when pulled out of the fryer
#39 - dragonsoverlord (12/02/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#44 - erethilful (12/02/2012) [-]
>Study on vocational school
>Make food for ~400 students/day, or 60 teachers in school's restaurant
> 2 - 4 days a week
>Come home, get hungry.
>Mfw I've cooked so much food in past days that I've lost my passion to make any food for myself
#43 - skinless (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
i burnt a hot pocket.....
#69 - hakeo (12/02/2012) [+] (3 replies)
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#51 - ekesss (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this show...
this show...
#105 - lamnad (12/02/2012) [-]
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#113 - ManInKilt (12/02/2012) [+] (1 reply)
no problem.
#37 - rotucex (12/02/2012) [-]
Oh goddongit:
-This gif didn't need that frame
-lolthatsme
- **** you
User avatar #3 - pebar (12/02/2012) [+] (6 replies)
have a great recipe that takes no skill to make

1 ½ lb hamburger
1 cup chopped onion (1/4 cup dried chopped onion)
1 can cream of chicken soup
1 can cream of mushroom soup
1 cup sour cream
¾ tsp salt
1 tsp pepper
4 cups egg noodles or 3 cups elbow macaroni (measured when uncooked)
Brown meat and onion. Add next 5 ingredients, simmer. Stir in cooked noodles.
#65 - guywithnopants (12/02/2012) [-]
Cooking my own dinner.
Cooking my own dinner.
#61 - Kyuss (12/02/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Hells yea I'm a chemist.
Hells yea I'm a chemist.
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