Why im not in the kitchen. not mine need women.. > Friend and I wanted to make some Tostitos pizza rolls Instructions: 10 minutes in toaster oven Friend: A toaster oven's pretty much a microwave, right? Me: women
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#42 - unicornattacks (12/02/2012) [-]
> Friend and I wanted to make some Tostitos pizza rolls
Instructions: 10 minutes in toaster oven
Friend: A toaster oven's pretty much a microwave, right?
Me: Yeah, probably.
> Put pizza rolls in microwave and set for 10 minutes
> Go watch tv in other room
> 5 minutes later smoke is filling the room.
> ************
> Throw charred pile of black pizza rolls into garbage (after it cooled)
> Spend 45 minutes trying to mask the smell of smoke throughout the whole house
> Look behind microwave
> Giant scorch mark on wall
> We almost burnt the house down making pizza rolls. In a microwave.
> Our faces when
#81 to #42 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
that's just dumb.
User avatar #127 to #42 - thesnarfalarker (12/02/2012) [-]
That same thing happened to me, i tried to make tater tots and set the microwave for twenty minutes
User avatar #54 to #42 - huntergriff ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
...that's a powerful microwave.
User avatar #56 to #54 - ichbinlegion **User deleted account** (12/02/2012) [-]
my sister managed the same with microwave popcorn
User avatar #89 to #56 - rainbowrising (12/02/2012) [-]
Last new year's eve party at my place. Drunk friend forgets the popcorn he put in the microwave. I come down from upstairs to see the kitchen if filled up with smoke, drunk friend running out of it with a burned piece of charcoal that used to be popcorn and throws it out the front door onto the snow... The smell stayed for about a week in the kitchen, and about 3 weeks in microwave till I cleaned it with 100% acetone which I had to order from the net... The kitchen's walls are still a shade of gray darker then used to be. My mom still hasn't noticed it
#82 - genericnewfag (12/02/2012) [-]
I once boiled an egg for an hour and twenty minutes.
#10 - MrMustacho ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
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#80 - caseris (12/02/2012) [-]
>hungry
>let's make some bacon
>turn gas on
>for some reason fire won't go on
>stupid me still leaves the gas on
>trying to turn it on for 5 minutes
>finally got fire
> ******* .jpg
>fire transforms into explosion
>whole kitchen was black
>got burned

>MFW i'm stupid enough to not know that you should turn the gas off, else you'll get an explosion when you set it on fire...
#2 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (12/02/2012) [-]
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When I first moved in with my girlfriend 11 years ago. She put a Chicken pot pike in the MICROWAVE for 45 mins.



(Side note: They came in little metal pie pans back then)
#47 - pencilartist (12/02/2012) [-]
Story time with 4chan image board arrows? Story time with 4chan image board arrows.   
   
>Be 12 years old, playing on the computer with friend   
>Hungry as 			****		   
>Proceed to raid the fridge   
>"Hey, I can make this make this!"   
>3 pound pork chop   
>Bring it to the barbecue   
>Proceed to take lighter fluid, unscrew the top, and dump a large portion of it on the coals   
>Turn the fuel output valve on   
>Stick a barbecue lighter in   
>Gigantic 			*******		 fire raging inside of the barbecue   
>"OH 			****		 WHAT THE 			****		 DID I DO?"   
>I proceed to beat the fire with the pork chop   
>Hand get's burnt, so I drop it in   
>Begin beating it with a shovel   
>Eventually, the fire goes out   
>Pork chop fell to the ground   
>I pick it up and inspect it   
>Proceed to eat it   
>Creeper comes up behind me and blows up   
>I lose my diamond pickax and my map   
>Last heart   
>All of my rage
Story time with 4chan image board arrows? Story time with 4chan image board arrows.

>Be 12 years old, playing on the computer with friend
>Hungry as ****
>Proceed to raid the fridge
>"Hey, I can make this make this!"
>3 pound pork chop
>Bring it to the barbecue
>Proceed to take lighter fluid, unscrew the top, and dump a large portion of it on the coals
>Turn the fuel output valve on
>Stick a barbecue lighter in
>Gigantic ******* fire raging inside of the barbecue
>"OH **** WHAT THE **** DID I DO?"
>I proceed to beat the fire with the pork chop
>Hand get's burnt, so I drop it in
>Begin beating it with a shovel
>Eventually, the fire goes out
>Pork chop fell to the ground
>I pick it up and inspect it
>Proceed to eat it
>Creeper comes up behind me and blows up
>I lose my diamond pickax and my map
>Last heart
>All of my rage
#90 to #47 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
der calld meme arrows
+3
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#44 - erethilful (12/02/2012) [-]
>Study on vocational school
>Make food for ~400 students/day, or 60 teachers in school's restaurant
> 2 - 4 days a week
>Come home, get hungry.
>Mfw I've cooked so much food in past days that I've lost my passion to make any food for myself
#43 - skinless (12/02/2012) [-]
i burnt a hot pocket.....
User avatar #59 to #43 - zombiemanic (12/02/2012) [-]
what is a hot pocket.
User avatar #67 to #59 - fuckingtrolls (12/02/2012) [-]
A pocket which exceeds room temperature.
User avatar #49 to #43 - FluffyMuffin (12/02/2012) [-]
if you wrap the hotpocket in a paper towel, you can stick it int he microwave for around 1:50 to 2:05 minutes and it would be completely cooked, NO COLD CENTER. its magic, it works so who gives a **** :D
#39 - dragonsoverlord (12/02/2012) [-]
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User avatar #45 to #39 - viatio (12/02/2012) [-]
Trying to figure out a rational explanation for this. Maybe someone replaced the milk with a combination of water and potassium chlorate, and it reacted with the sugar in the corn flakes resulting in a fire?
#51 - ekesss (12/02/2012) [-]
this show...
this show...
#58 to #51 - kazey (12/02/2012) [-]
is brilliant....
is brilliant....
User avatar #5 - tastycrisps (12/02/2012) [-]
First time I made pasta by myself I had to call my mom about 8 times and describe the water to her to know if it was boiling.
#8 to #5 - johnshepherd (12/02/2012) [-]
And here we have the token white guy!
User avatar #38 to #8 - accdodson (12/02/2012) [-]
Bro look at his profile picture, he's a cat
User avatar #46 to #5 - bookyle (12/02/2012) [-]
I have a similar story, except instead of boiling water I had a gun, and instead of calling my mom, I shot up the school
User avatar #32 to #5 - fukkentyranitar (12/02/2012) [-]
You might be a simple person.
#6 to #5 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
That is because you are stupid.
#74 to #6 - krizzah (12/02/2012) [-]
"Oh **** , I forgot to log in"
#79 to #74 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
No you didn't.
#84 to #79 - krizzah (12/02/2012) [-]
It was a joke
#113 - ManInKilt (12/02/2012) [-]
no problem.
#60 - omniscentbotonist (12/02/2012) [-]
>Be 14   
>			****		 it lets make bacon   
>Empty whole package in fryer turn on high heat   
>Cook cook flip   
>Repeat   
>10 minutes of this and bacon still isn't crunchy   
>WTF bacon   
>Cook for 10 more minutes not understanding why bacon isn't crunchy yet   
>WOOSH  fire   
>			****		 			****		 			****		, can't find the flour, here's some sugar   
>Throw sugar on the fire   
>Spend next 3 1/2 hours scraping melted sugar out of oven   
>MFW I found out that Bacon gets crunchy when pulled out of the fryer
>Be 14
> **** it lets make bacon
>Empty whole package in fryer turn on high heat
>Cook cook flip
>Repeat
>10 minutes of this and bacon still isn't crunchy
>WTF bacon
>Cook for 10 more minutes not understanding why bacon isn't crunchy yet
>WOOSH fire
> **** **** **** , can't find the flour, here's some sugar
>Throw sugar on the fire
>Spend next 3 1/2 hours scraping melted sugar out of oven
>MFW I found out that Bacon gets crunchy when pulled out of the fryer
#37 - rotucex (12/02/2012) [-]
Oh goddongit:
-This gif didn't need that frame
-lolthatsme
- **** you
#24 - anon (12/02/2012) [-]
Me and my friends try to cook pizza and wings today, in the time of 15 minutes we ripped off one of the knobs, broke the oven lock, and shattered the glass on the front of the oven.
#65 - guywithnopants (12/02/2012) [-]
Cooking my own dinner.
Cooking my own dinner.
#61 - Kyuss (12/02/2012) [-]
Hells yea I'm a chemist.
Hells yea I'm a chemist.
#76 to #61 - andrewjla (12/02/2012) [-]
**andrewjla rolls 17** YO! MR. WHITE! DUBZ YO!
#77 to #76 - andrewjla (12/02/2012) [-]
nevermind
#78 to #77 - Kyuss (12/02/2012) [-]
You 			********		 up, Jesse!
You ******** up, Jesse!
User avatar #21 - HOLY FUCK (12/02/2012) [-]
What has FJ become? i mean come-on! were taking **** from TUMBLR! 2nd to 9fag, they're the bottom feeders of the internet...come FJ, we can pull through with OC if we got off our lazy asses and tried!!
User avatar #26 to #21 - mayormilkman (12/02/2012) [-]
One year ago one third of the front page was content from 9gag...

Plus, as with last year, a lot of posts are still from Reddit. Apparently, even Reddit has some Tumblr posts on their front page nowadays.
User avatar #22 to #21 - Keoul (12/02/2012) [-]
Oc are generally comics these days...
Just think of Funnyjunk as a info hub for funny things from the far reaches of the internet from now on.
User avatar #23 to #22 - HOLY FUCK (12/02/2012) [-]
true...god we were so okay when Dsend, Alchy, andrew and kody were around....when the original "gods" or "allstars" were around, we were okay, we had good amount of OC and the hate-fags couldn't do **** without being thumbed the **** down. People may not share my opinion but damn it, its true!
User avatar #27 to #21 - ZenMacros (12/02/2012) [-]
Why does it matter? FJ has never been about OC. It's always been about funny/interesting pics/videos. it didn't matter where they came from back in FJ's early years, so why should it matter now?
User avatar #25 to #21 - rdangerdash (12/02/2012) [-]
I've been saying that for a while but people just don't seem to care. Apparently some of them actually find these tumblr posts "Enjoyable" or " **** off you faggot".
#105 - lamnad (12/02/2012) [-]
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