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#25 - sanditroll
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(11/29/2012) [-]
[ The History of Me ]
#11 - alucord
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(11/29/2012) [-]
What I expected from the 1st one
What I expected from the 1st one
#12 to #11 - RequieminMortis
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Did anyone else see Sylvester Stallone's face in that gif?
#20 to #12 - UKDan
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(11/29/2012) [-]
#89 to #20 - RequieminMortis
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(11/30/2012) [-]
STALLONE, GET OUT OF THAT VAN GOGH, YOU'RE DRUNK.
#32 to #12 - trojanmannn
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(11/29/2012) [-]
I spotted michael cera
#37 to #32 - henkstr
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(11/29/2012) [-]
****, me too
#18 to #11 - pixelpixel
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#62 - aerosol
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#74 to #62 - crazyoljew
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Seems legit
#91 to #62 - ifuhq
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(12/04/2012) [-]
Where's the lunge?
#27 - redsoxboi
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Van Gogh Feels
#29 - alucardshellhound
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(11/29/2012) [-]
**alucardshellhound rolled a random image posted in comment #1788494 at MLP Brony Board **
#33 - leonjoker
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Bitch, that isn't how Houdini died. He dared a guy to punch him in the stomach as hard as he could (he used to flex his abs in some way that he could take any hit and feel no pain like a true badass ************), he wasn't ready that time and the punch essentially ruptured his appendix.
#34 to #33 - anon
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(11/29/2012) [-]
He's right, you know .jpg
#61 to #33 - aerosol
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(11/29/2012) [-]
(what #34 said)
#4 - loctos
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Harry Houdini was beat to death backstage...
#13 to #4 - organicglory
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(11/29/2012) [-]
******* christ you are stupid
#88 to #13 - loctos
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Damn. I realized i was wrong.
#5 to #4 - Lambda
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Not exactly, he dared somebody to punch him in the stomach and he died of improbable complications.
#9 to #5 - hillbillypowpow
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(11/29/2012) [-]
supposedly the punch caused his appendix to burst, but there as been recent evidence that he was actually poisoned
#6 to #5 - loctos
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Thanks for reminding me. But the beating wasn't something he dared them to do. He was taken off guard, which is how it happened.
#8 to #6 - schmitty
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Houdini had a trick where he would pock the biggest person in the room and have that guy punch him in the stomach. To survive such feats with minimal to no injury Houdini would flex his ab muscles appropriately. When doing this trick one time, Houdini's volunteer hit him before he was ready.
#87 to #8 - shellysikeowitz
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(11/29/2012) [-]
you cunt he was sucker punched by some kid not a volunteer
#16 to #8 - theoriginalzombie
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(11/29/2012) [-]
No, it happened in his dressing room and he wasn't rehearsing. Two punks walked in and asked him if he could take a punch and before he even finished his sentence one of the punks flurried him and ruptured the appendix. ******* punks. I know this because he was my childhood hero
#90 to #16 - schmitty
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(11/30/2012) [-]
Your response was much better than the one above you lol. Thanks for the clarification. I knew he died from complications of being hit when he wasn't ready and I also knew that he had this trick. So I figured he died from performing the trick.
#23 to #5 - ismet
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(11/29/2012) [-]
How do you know? Where you there?
#46 - herecomesjohnny ONLINE
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(11/29/2012) [-]
you guys wanna know how the minotaur was born?

******* queen, right? wife to minos, king of crete (an actual place. Oh yeah!), fell in love with a bull cause athena had her PMS and threw a bitch fit at minos.

You know that guy that made that big maze of theirs? Dedalus, local inventor. One day the queen walks up to him and says "i want you to make a cow outfit with a gloryhole". Dedalus, not knowing he'd just end up locked up with their monster bastard child freak of nature, went "why the hell not, this is crete!"

Long story short, itsatrap.jpg
#78 to #46 - galkawhm
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#47 to #46 - theorangefox ONLINE
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Pic related.
#49 to #47 - mausbaus
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Not even going to lie.

Would pound with the fury of a thousand suns.

i promise i'm not a furry or anything
#52 to #49 - theorangefox ONLINE
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(11/29/2012) [-]
More like she'd enslave you and keep you as a sex partner for life. I would do the same to her
#53 to #52 - mausbaus
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(11/29/2012) [-]
..............


you make it sound like such a bad thing.
#55 to #53 - theorangefox ONLINE
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Oh, it's not bad at all!
#56 to #55 - mausbaus
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Please, for the love of FSM, give me her name.
#58 to #56 - theorangefox ONLINE
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Her name is Queen Excellia from corruption of champions, here's an image bank to get your hand brain started: You need to login to view this link

Oh and by the way, are you into reading much?
#59 to #58 - mausbaus
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Very much so, actually.   
Both comic and stories.
Very much so, actually.
Both comic and stories.
#60 to #59 - theorangefox ONLINE
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(11/29/2012) [-]
i think you might like this

docs.google.com/document/d/12YM-s3EuN9BLjQmxPBIRRZsAOtviyzeqKzS9NJkGhe8/edit

it's a bit rough on grammar and such, but eh whatever this is kinda old now
#65 to #60 - mausbaus
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(11/29/2012) [-]
CumCompletely okay with this.

Have some Russians, friend.
#68 to #65 - theorangefox ONLINE
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(11/29/2012) [-]
thanky very much!
#70 to #68 - mausbaus
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(11/29/2012) [-]
Aye, the least I can do.
#81 to #47 - brothergrimm
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#76 - beyondanon
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(11/29/2012) [-]
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#66 - imalex
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(11/29/2012) [-]
**imalex rolled a random image posted in comment #28 at Shit shit shit shit... ** my life in 5 seconds
#77 to #66 - hatersghate
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