Boo. And remember folks, clowns are more scared of you than you are... If you watch it backwards. A girl performs a clown summoning seizure
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#59 - tokenblaqguy (11/28/2012) [-]
If you watch it backwards. A girl performs a clown summoning seizure
User avatar #66 to #59 - zombieginger (11/28/2012) [-]
OH GODS MY SIDES
#60 to #59 - shredmaster (11/28/2012) [-]
The thought of this made me laugh harder than the actual content.
#12 - dubsmckenzie (11/27/2012) [-]
"Clowns are more scared of you than you are."

I'm not scare of myself at all.
User avatar #27 to #12 - viacotwelve (11/28/2012) [-]
well, he's not wrong...
#14 to #12 - illegalartist (11/28/2012) [-]
i am :/ i cant even look into a mirror
i am :/ i cant even look into a mirror
#21 to #14 - jacksonguitarist (11/28/2012) [-]
During the first second of that gif, that cat has jazz hands. haha
User avatar #17 to #14 - maid (11/28/2012) [-]
HAHA! WTH :D
#69 - curtisbentley (11/28/2012) [-]
Yep.
Yep.
#8 - malkotay (11/27/2012) [-]
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#39 - allcontent (11/28/2012) [-]
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#85 - happygrowman (11/28/2012) [-]
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#22 - thelonelyfeel (11/28/2012) [-]
(Since I don't have an actual picture here is a drawing of the masks.)

Anyway the store goes as such.
My brother's gf is TERRIFIED of clowns, like even a cartoon happy clown picture terrifies her. So one day they were outside at maybe like 10pm and he said he wanted to scare her. So he took her to the store and (it is pitch black) told me to hide between the houses while they are gone and come out to scare her.
I put on the clown mask and all black and run back outside between the houses. My other brother tells me when he can't see me anymore.
They finally get back and he lures her and her other friend they met up with at the store by coincidence in front of the fence where I am supposed to run to so I can scare them.
I wait a minute and as soon as he gets her to turn her back I come running out screaming and laughing. On my left I didn't notice his sisters bf (a known drug dealer/thug who has been in and out of jail and is cocky as **** ) coming up to them as well. Just as I am running out screaming he gets to them.

And no exaggeration at all.
I get to the fence finally (only like a 3 step run) and the two girls drop to the ground and into the fetal position screaming and crying. And his sister's bf TAKES OFF halfway down the street away from me.
Me and my brothers bust out laughing and he comes back laughing too and says "OH hell naw! I thought he was a murderer I was gonna let yall get ate. ****** don't play, I see a mask and I'm gone".

It was the funniest scare ever.

TL;DR Scared some ****** it was funny.

Also for clarification my one brother who I said "his sisters bf" is just a close friend we consider a brother which is why I didn't say "Our sisters bf".

I have more stories like this if anyone liked it.
User avatar #28 to #22 - kittenfarts (11/28/2012) [-]
I very much did.
User avatar #30 to #28 - thelonelyfeel (11/28/2012) [-]
Care for another then?
User avatar #49 to #30 - thelonelyfeel (11/28/2012) [-]
Alrighty I will message the 3 who said yes when I am finished typing these out. I will tell 2 stories.


There is a bar behind my house (after the alley) and during the summers they go outside into the open back area to drink, well they are always loud and since there is an alley between us the sound of them is amplified. One day I started pointing a laser light at them to annoy them and they started getting pissed threatening to kill me and blah blah.
So my brother grabbed some bottle rockets and jumped to the roof next door, I would shine the laser and when they would turn around and yell my brother would shoot bottle rockets at them.
While this is dumb/dangerous/etc. it was hilarious seeing them trip everywhere scrambling around trying to run away.


Seconding story which is MUCH better.
I have a laugh like a pedophile/rapist/clown, high pitched and creepy.
Well we had 3 of the clown masks like the ones in the picture above (2 now) and my brothers and our friend took all 3 and put them on. I put on a zombie mask and all black and hid.
They also took an empty pump .22 rifle with them. The friend climbed on the fence and sat on this wooden post and leaned against a telephone pole. I started laughing the clown laugh and like 4 dudes stood up like "Whatcha gonna do faggot clown? We'll **** you up".
So my brothers (dressed EXACTLY the same as him) handed him the gun (they weren't seen at this point) and he cocked it and pointed it as the drunks. They stopped in their tracks and I did the laugh again as my brothers climbed onto the fence too.
We had a thing (I was told) was called a japanese popper which was like a firecracker that you slam. It sounded JUST like a gunshot. So our friend stood up on the fence cocked the gun a second time and pulled the trigger just as I slammed the popper. The dudes just froze in fear and when they realized they weren't hurt they ran inside.

They called the cops but nothing happened cause we were gone.
User avatar #51 to #49 - thelonelyfeel (11/28/2012) [-]
2 more stories cause they are funny too.

We had 1 of those japanese poppers left and it was the same people as the last story. (me, my brothers and our friend) We stood outside with our friend hiding the empty gun behind his back, we saw a dude we knew across the street and called him over. He was a fat kid white kid who thinks he's ghetto.
So our friend was all non chelant (however it's spelled) and said "You think he'd be interested in buying it?" to us. The dude said "Buy what?" and then our friend whips the gun from behind his back, cocks it and shouts "YOUR LIFE ***** " and the dude just freezes puts his arms up and takes a single step back and says "ha..quit playin man..". Our friend then says "THIS IS REAL LIFE ***** " and pulls the trigger as I slam the popper. The dude stops moving and breathing for a good 10 seconds before he looks himself over for bullet holes.
He said "aah **** I thought I died..that was funny" (nervously) needless to say he didn't come by much anymore.


My brothers and the friend all wore black hoodies and black sweatpants with black shoes and the clown masks. They were walking down the street all odd. One was doing somersaults and then jumping into the air as he walked, another was running and swinging on every street sign (lots of um) and the last was doing a crab walk.
Well just as they hit the corner of the street they run into a group of probably 14 gang members (they knew them but the gang members didn't know that) and the dudes just stopped and looked at them.
So the dude doing the crab walk (really flexible) does a creepy contortion thing to get to "standing" on all fours while another climbs up his back onto his shoulder and the third climbs up a street pole.
They (brothers and friend) just sit there tilting their heads left and right creepily (like investigatively) and one of the gang members steps up and says "What's up?!" but the leader grabs him and shouts "EH ***** I LEFT MY OVEN ON COME HELP ME!" and they took off.
User avatar #56 to #51 - thelonelyfeel (11/28/2012) [-]
FINAL 2 stories.

Another japanese popper time these drunks across the street were being loud and obnoxious so my brother and the friend took a popper and ran out the side aaallll the way 2 blocks down and back around to end up in the back of their house.
They ran down the side and SLAMMED the popper right next to them. The female who was there fell off the porch and hit her head on the ground and the two dudes just jumped and one fell out of his chair. By the time anyone got up my brother and the friend were already coming back out my front door.


Clown mask story.
We were walking halloween night and we were ******* with people. 3 clown masks, 1 zombie mask. The friend walks up to a house with a bay window that had the curtains open and people in the living room. Hides underneath the window, we all duck down and he stands up, bangs on the window and we all start dancing in the yard while he is dancing and pounding on the window. One girl let's out the loudest scream I've ever heard and the rest just look at us like "WTF IS GOING ON?!" and then we took off.
User avatar #33 to #30 - YllekNayr (11/28/2012) [-]
Yes
User avatar #44 to #30 - kittenfarts (11/28/2012) [-]
YES!
User avatar #18 - therealslim (11/28/2012) [-]
Spontaneous orgasm
#90 - cometfire (11/28/2012) [-]
Slogg mudd-man likes to scare people too.
Slogg mudd-man likes to scare people too.
#80 - tehfukintehface (11/28/2012) [-]
Let the summoning begin!
Let the summoning begin!
User avatar #83 to #80 - manofparody (11/28/2012) [-]
Boo.

You should've replied to the comment with the idea, instead of try to steal thumbs for yourself without creds to the person with the idea.
User avatar #84 to #80 - instability (11/28/2012) [-]
lol, that looks totally retarded backwards
User avatar #77 - opiethepug (11/28/2012) [-]
Clowns are more scared of me than I am scared of myself?
User avatar #79 to #77 - Poor (11/28/2012) [-]
Not anyone can grammar and neither will i.
User avatar #81 to #77 - lmgtfy (11/28/2012) [-]
OP's username: didhedied.. coincidence?
User avatar #78 to #77 - alfjnn (11/28/2012) [-]
Yep.
Why is that even a question?
#34 - undyingpanda (11/28/2012) [-]
If you ever decide to do that better choose the right person to do it to.   
<-----or this could happen..
If you ever decide to do that better choose the right person to do it to.
<-----or this could happen..
#1 - metallicaone (11/27/2012) [-]
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User avatar #24 - therulethirtyfour (11/28/2012) [-]
I still can't tell if she's terrified or just having one hell of an orgasm.
#6 - John Cena (11/27/2012) [-]
That was at Busch Gardens Europe in Williamsburg, VA. It's during their Halloween celebration "Howl-O-Scream." These ******* would run around and find the least suspecting to scare the **** out of, along with groups of Warewolves and Chainsaw Wielding dickbaskets
#95 - angelmaycry (11/28/2012) [-]
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#29 - delitedperv (11/28/2012) [-]
i think he literally scared an orgasm out of her.
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#52 to #32 - herpderppppp (11/28/2012) [-]
one day when you leave your moms basement and your so called sanity behind you'll see something that truly horrifies you then maybe you'll understand
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#57 to #53 - herpderppppp (11/28/2012) [-]
you live a sheltered life. carry on
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#42 to #32 - anepicnub (11/28/2012) [-]
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Ever watch the movie or read the book "IT"?

Stephen King made the fear of clowns.
From then on, the fear was pretty much spread similarly to how tight pants became cool.

"Bro, clowns are freaky."
"Now that you mention it, I can now point out every discomforting aspect of clowns."

I saw the movie, and I now experience mild discomfort near drains or sewage railings.
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#48 to #43 - anepicnub (11/28/2012) [-]
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Like I said, from then on, fear of clowns spread similarly to style of tight pants.


In other words, people are afraid of clowns because people were afraid of clowns because of this particular book/movie. (and maybe other reasons)

As for your Thankskilling point, I have seen Birdemic: Shock and Terror, and I don't feel the terrible need to buy a hazmat suit so i don't get acid spit/pissed on by bad CGI birds with the bird flu.
User avatar #40 to #32 - kikisu ONLINE (11/28/2012) [-]
Well maybe it's not a fear of clowns themselves, but of being raped by one. You know what they say about people with big feet.
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#50 to #32 - EmulateSnes (11/28/2012) [-]
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A friend of mine named Luke was afraid of Clowns and Midgets.
We hired a midget clown for his 18th birthday.

Best ******* party I ever went to!!!
#63 to #32 - thebeatlesfan (11/28/2012) [-]
Clowns are shady ************* .
User avatar #93 - denniswtf (11/28/2012) [-]
At the end, it seems as though she's so scared she has no idea what to do with her body parts.
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