How to freeze a cat

Just a question, but where is that man's hand moving?

exactly where you think it is

Yeah, sissy boy. Turn it on and off, on and off. Just like that.

Now fist me and call me Susan.

Are you using chrome? Try it again with chrome.

You should have downloaded more ram

Did you set it to wumbo?

It's cold. Take it to a sub place and have them run it through the toaster oven. It'll start moving again.

Ctrl + Alt + Del, if that doesnt work delete heart32, its useless and just keeps wasting your energy.

You gotta use Chrome dude.

That's why we use PC's not macs.

Lift up its tail and stick the tip of your pinkie finger in the cats recessed reset button. I guarantee it will illicit an instant response.

So... Cats mate by rape?

I know some animals like ducks reproduce mainly by rape. Ducks even have weird dicks that somehow help in rape.

Someone let the japanese get to the ducks

One of my ducks died from constantly being raped over the course of weeks. It was the only female in a group of like 4 males. The back of her neck was shredded to the bone.
Kittens for happy feelings.

That sounds like ******

you and your brothers are animals!!!!!

I CAME ALL THE WAY FROM GOOGLE TO WARN YOU NOT TO SEARCH FOR DUCK PENISES

**melolsoohard rolled a random image posted in comment #21 at Dumbass Computer Investigator ** I witnessed duck rape as a child while at the park, what I was thinking while it occured, (hopefully my thoughts arent items or ponys)
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Well, not exactly. The female cats go into heat, which means that their pheromones drive them to find a mate. They'll willingly seek out the male, it just seems that the actual process can be painful, (I don't know why, and I honestly don't want to know,) so it stops them from running by instinct as soon as they feel pain. Granted, that is still a little morbid, isn't it?

(I feel like I shouldn't know this.)
A cat's penis is barbed, so it basically shreds up the females insides during sex; so yea - It ******* hurts. The reason being is to prevent the female from mating with more males for a while, to increase the initial mate's chances of "winning".

Well. Thank you for taking time out of your day to share with me that particular piece of situation. Now, if you would please excuse me, I am going to scrub my eyes out with steel wool and bleach in an attempt to remove that mental image from my mind by substituting it with pain.

then your eyes will have an idea of how it feels to be a female cat's ****** . awesome job involving yourself in the learning process.

Actually, the reason for the barbs is because the stimulation causes the female to ovulate and increase the chances of producing kittens from that male.

Trust me, the barbs won't stop her from trying to get him (or any other eligible bachelors in the neighborhood) to mate with her again, within a matter of hours or even minutes.

You learn something new everyday... I guess

Kinda...it's painful even if the female wants it. Male cats have spiked ***** that scrape up the female's ****** when being pulled out. So basically, every thrust makes the female get scraped in her vag. Can't imagine that's fun.

I bet you know that thanks to Dr Tran

Pretty much.

Try again, veterinary student.

The barbs have nothing to do with keeping the female in place; they're almost microscopic (not that it makes them any less uncomfortable on the poor female) and certainly nothing like a damn grappling hook that digs in and holds her there; however traumatically fascinating that mental image may be.

She stays in place due to instinct and hormones in overdrive, at least until it's over and she attacks him. The barbs just cause the female to ovulate, which increases the chances of that male siring offspring and ******* on his genes.

Bearded dragons mate by rape. I have four as pets and the two guys have to chase the girls and pin them down to mate with them.

Sounds like someone is going to get some rape dragons ;)

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Yes and no. If the female wasn't willing to stay still enough in the first place, mating just wouldn't happen, but it's her instincts and hormones that tell her to do so, so there's not much "decision" there.

As for the mating itself, all male felines have penises covered in thousands of tiny barbs -- like the scratchy side of velcro.
So yes, the female isn't too thrilled about it once it actually occurs; the males bite her scruff to better subdue her and hopefully lessen her fury when she turns on him and tries to beat the snot out of him.

She'll probably be badgering him to do it again within a few minutes, though. Or any other males in the area.

Say no to overpopulated kittens and velcro dick sex -- get your cats fixed.

Plenty of animals do. Except we call it kleptogamy. Rape implies that it's impossible to give consent.

So cats are... ******* ?

A male cat's penis is sharply barbed along it's shaft.

The reason why mating is painful for cats is because a cat's penis has barbs on it.

A penis. With barbs on it. To tear up the ******* wall so they eggs can latch on.


A PENIS. WITH BARBS.

I am going to have to try this trick on women.

Well played sir...well played indeed

I guessed that. I wasn't sure. Thank you for properly informing me, good sir. I will be sure to mention your name when people are deciding who to give +1 youtubes away.

sauce please.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIJINiK9azc

And here I was thinking it had something to do with its brain stem/CNS(central nervous system)

Cats. How do they work?

That's partially right but wrong.
when you do that it releases hormones, and moms do it from instinct

As a side note it works wonders if your cat scratches a lot. Do this 2-3 times (with your hand carefully) when you think they're going to scratch. Soon enough they will always be docile.