When i found out Santa wasn't real. .. Wow, spiler alert PLEASE. Faggot... balls jews tags
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#5 - ikilledska
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(11/24/2012) [-]
Wow, spiler alert PLEASE.

User avatar #53 - ButtonFly
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I took on the role of the Tooth Fairy for my little sister. One time I forgot she lost a tooth so the next night I wrote a letter saying sorry. To make this letter, I cut out a piece of paper and dipped it in tea so it'd look like a tiny little piece of parchment. I wrote the letter in script so she wouldn't recognize my handwriting then I meticulously folded it so it looked like a very small envelope and closed it with a tooth that I cut out of paper.
My sister was very excited by the letter and from that day on, every time she lost a tooth she would write a letter to her and I would write back. She initially became pen-pals with the Tooth Fairy and I thought it was kinda cute.
Then she lost her last tooth. In her final letter she asked for a picture of the Tooth Fairy to remember her by. I went about making my letter as I typically did but at the end of the letter I signed my actual name instead of the Tooth Fairy's. I also got a small picture of myself and put it in the envelope before sealing it.
When my sister woke up that morning she was pissed. I woke up to her throttling me. She was screaming at me for leading her on and making her to look like a fool. Apparently, she was so convinced that those pictures were real that she was taking them to school to show them as proof of her existence to her friends. Now she had to go to school and admit that the Tooth Fairy was fake, I had essentially destroyed her social life. I tried to tell her that I only wanted to keep the fantasy in life alive but her reaction was basically the same as the ferret's.

In retrospect it was probably a terrible idea to broke the news to her in such a cold fashion, especially after I wrote to her for a couple of years.
User avatar #56 to #53 - cabbagemayhem
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And people think they're doing good for people by making them smile, even if it's with a lie. When will people learn, an honest frown is infinitely better than the smile of a lie.
User avatar #54 to #53 - illegalartist
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(11/24/2012) [-]
this is just one of those stories that is so crazy it has to be true
#28 - zleekuo
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MFW my parents told me it was them
MFW my parents told me it was them
#18 - mainstreamed
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#68 - cometfire
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That's a chubby ferret.
That's a chubby ferret.
#69 - finni
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I figured it out by myself
#34 - lackofcoolname
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#19 - mainstreamed
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User avatar #26 - augustusxxiv
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Who has taught you these lies, Heretic? Santa Claus and his Great Journey across the earth to deliver presents is real!