Haha. The Bible.. From Mock the Week.. Least likely thing to hear from a prostitute
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#10 - troro (11/20/2012) [-]
Least likely thing to hear from a prostitute
User avatar #70 to #10 - cossackwhoop (11/20/2012) [-]
I've got a dirty dick.
#82 to #10 - gettehube (11/20/2012) [-]
Honesty would be the least likely thing. "I have 5 STDs, 3 are incurable and 2 will kill you"
User avatar #36 to #10 - graydiggy (11/20/2012) [-]
"I think we should just be friends."
#37 to #10 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
with todays youth "hold on, i just lost a baby tooth"
User avatar #40 to #37 - XbloodwolfX (11/20/2012) [-]
Shouldn't that be "Most likely things"?
User avatar #60 to #10 - evilhomer (11/20/2012) [-]
"insert name here", I'm your father.
#31 to #10 - thereasonableperso ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
That'll be $4.99 plus tax.
User avatar #22 to #10 - grimgrey (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm not Drew Carey.
User avatar #67 to #10 - redclover (11/20/2012) [-]
Sure, you can pay me next Thursday.
User avatar #16 to #10 - residentevilfan (11/20/2012) [-]
"Oh **** that's my husband"
User avatar #46 to #10 - yiffsforlyfe (11/20/2012) [-]
I came.
User avatar #18 to #10 - kuntbag (11/20/2012) [-]
my parents are proud of me
User avatar #12 to #10 - sexyduck (11/20/2012) [-]
Can we just cuddle?
User avatar #26 to #10 - xmonke (11/20/2012) [-]
You're a wizard, Harry.
User avatar #64 to #10 - squidamon (11/20/2012) [-]
I think we should just be friends.
User avatar #54 to #10 - lusir (11/20/2012) [-]
OP I am your father
User avatar #25 to #10 - bigsaltyballs (11/20/2012) [-]
welcome to loreda's prostitution ring : were your cream is our dream.
User avatar #27 to #10 - wisedrifter (11/20/2012) [-]
Be gentle. It's my first time.
User avatar #20 to #10 - uniqueusernames (11/20/2012) [-]
"i think we should just be friends"
oh wait..
User avatar #94 to #10 - bluelightbebop (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm sorry... But we can still be friends.
User avatar #55 to #10 - cartrman (11/20/2012) [-]
**cartrman rolled a random comment #1664987 posted by garymotherfinoak at Item Discussion ** :
can someone give me a working link to matmann's crafting recipe's site? kim jong's is very incomplete
User avatar #29 to #10 - SniperKitty (11/20/2012) [-]
My father loved me a lot and I grew up in a healthy home environment.
#83 to #10 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
Are you feelin' it Mr. Krabs?
#85 to #83 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
oh my god thats the first time ive actually laughed at something on here in weeks
User avatar #77 to #10 - jinxbomb (11/20/2012) [-]
Hey!, i have standards!
User avatar #17 to #10 - weazr (11/20/2012) [-]
I have a doctor degree graduation within quantum physics
User avatar #97 to #10 - vlauer (11/20/2012) [-]
Nice dick! Reminds me of the times I've had mine...
#14 to #10 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
"Here's twenty quid extra. Thanks for a good night."
User avatar #79 to #10 - xplosevdiarrhea (11/20/2012) [-]
But I poop from there!
#23 to #10 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh hey dad, Want a BJ?
#65 to #10 - notsowiggly (11/20/2012) [-]
Yes.
#24 to #10 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
So, when do I pay you?
User avatar #56 to #10 - lookatmyhouseofwax (11/20/2012) [-]
**lookatmyhouseofwax rolled a random comment #1818371 posted by timtheundertaker at MLP Brony Board ** :
Cya m8
User avatar #78 to #10 - hazardousfool (11/20/2012) [-]
"My Ancestors are proud of me,can you say the same,imperial?"
User avatar #32 to #10 - sethperson (11/20/2012) [-]
I left the sofa in the oven for an hour too long.
And the pterodactyls will coming here at door o' clock for baskets!
User avatar #42 to #10 - everheat (11/20/2012) [-]
The Pythagorean theorem.
User avatar #21 to #10 - grimgrey (11/20/2012) [-]
I'm an actual woman.
User avatar #30 to #10 - Zombehblob (11/20/2012) [-]
Trust me its tight
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#81 to #34 - seffo (11/20/2012) [-]
"arse dagger"
#45 to #34 - seekay (11/20/2012) [-]
more like
#84 - mlpmeh (11/20/2012) [-]
Warning.
Entering a religion post's comment section.
Enter and own risk.
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#8 - jakols (11/20/2012) [-]
Religion and what not
#88 - englman ONLINE (11/20/2012) [-]
MFW over half of the comments are butt-hurt over how this is "insulting Religion".
MFW over half of the comments are butt-hurt over how this is "insulting Religion".
User avatar #7 - musicaglory (11/20/2012) [-]
What if the purpose of the wasp is to show us how unforgiving God can be? Like, it's a warning, "Don't **** up, or I will make something 10 times worse came after you."


I'll stop now
#43 - Razorstyx (11/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #44 to #43 - Razorstyx (11/20/2012) [-]
Oh **** , wasps!
#35 - blackholedragon (11/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #2 - dementedllama (11/19/2012) [-]
Chris Addison is best comedian. I'd be happy watching episodes with only him, Frankie, and Hugh.
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User avatar #103 to #50 - guenane (11/20/2012) [-]
south park
User avatar #3 - gorginhanson (11/20/2012) [-]
And the lord said, let there boobies.

My Lord,! Could you make a boob so large that even you could not lift it?
#5 to #3 - imangryman (11/20/2012) [-]
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#38 - anon (11/20/2012) [-]
A post insulting religion? better thumbs up. -Atheistfags logic

Mormons give more money to charity according to Income Tax Returns than any other group of people in the World, Atheists give the least amount of money to Charity according to Income Tax Returns.

Atheistfags mass-murdered over over 300 million people in the World (over 80 million people were mass murdered by Atheists in China alone) last century, Mormons mass-murdered exactly zero amount of people in the past.

Members of THE Church Of JESUS CHRIST Of Latter Day Saints believe in keeping the commandments of Jesus Christ, Atheistfags believe in whatever happens to strike their fancy.

Atheistfags are part of a death-cult, Mormons are part of a life affirming Church. Simple as that.

Mormon : 4
Atheistfags : 0

God bless.
User avatar #41 to #38 - nraghrudi (11/20/2012) [-]
This post is funny. Better thumb it up -My logic
User avatar #72 to #38 - jayblue (11/20/2012) [-]
So many hole in your logic. The first being that income-tax returns don't take into account peoples' religion. Second being that Atheists aren't a death cult, you dull witted buffoon. Look up the definition of atheism, and hopefully that should drill at least some knowledge through that thick skull. Another being that we don't believe what strikes our fancy, which is pretty much what religion is, something that "strikes you fancy," you prick. The last one I feel like pointing out is that most wars are started by religion and a good sized chunk of crimes committed in the name of religion. So **** you.
User avatar #74 to #38 - theholum (11/20/2012) [-]
You put "fag" behind the description that best describes my worldview? How awfull! How dare you claim moral high-ground!
#87 to #38 - willindor (11/20/2012) [-]
Comrade Koba frowns upon your shenenigans. You claim that you are better while you are probably beating the **** out of your wives. Oh wait. The most likely thing that would marry you is your fapping hand.
User avatar #96 to #38 - berrabuz (11/20/2012) [-]
haha wow you really made a huge butthurt fest here anon, but in my opiniong religion is the biggest reason for wars and people getting killed ;)
#39 to #38 - Venedlor (11/20/2012) [-]
Yeah annon... Keep your personal view points to yourself.
User avatar #48 to #38 - leanonwut (11/20/2012) [-]
it isn't insulting religion
#52 to #38 - harleyzone (11/20/2012) [-]
sorry man, but that's just not true. out of all of the super-wealthy, those who are secular/non religious, or openly atheist actually give more to charity than their religious counterparts. and in this day and age with a lot of people flat on their ass, the only reason religious people would "donate" more is from making that weekly, obligated donation to their church. which may I remind you is untaxed, unchecked by the government, and may be used by the church however they please without having to prove anything. and it's my understanding that most non religious people do good, and no because some big guy in the sky will throw them in hell if they don't or be happy if they do, but just because it's the right thing to do. there are plenty of killers out there that are religious, and many schizophrenic people can recall episodes of hearing "god" "jesus" etc. telling them to do some crazy **** .
User avatar #66 to #38 - redclover (11/20/2012) [-]
...I'm pretty sure that somewhere, at some point in history, a Mormon has killed someone.
Claiming that not a single Mormon has ever committed murder is a bigger gamble than saying God exists.
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