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#7 - mchelgmasta (11/16/2012) [-]
yes
yes
#12 - darthjangopwnz (11/16/2012) [+] (6 replies)
**darthjangopwnz rolled a random image posted in comment #212243 at Video Games Board ** My first V.
#131 - iliketires (11/17/2012) [+] (3 replies)
(Warning: story not for the faint of stomach) My first BETA experience with a vagina:   
   
My gf at the time made it pretty clear to me that we were going to bang on the upcoming weekend, and being my first time, I wouldn't let anything get in the way.   
   
I had been coming off of a minor cold at the time, but would that stop me from getting some sweet ass nookie? 						****					 that. So we do the regular stuff, see a movie, eat dinner, head back to her place while she talks about her dumb friends, and then we do some cuddling.   
   
Things start getting hot and heavy, the lights go out ( no windows or tv, so it is pitch BLACK in her room) and eventually she gives my first bj. Since it was her first time too, the bj was horrible, but I didn't care because I didn't know what a good bj was.    
   
Then it's time for me to go down on her. I took medication before I picked her up, but it would prove to be useless soon enough. So I'm lickin' her bean, and all is well, when I feel a sneeze coming. This is no ordinary sneeze, this the kind of sneeze that you prepare for hours before it happens. I let it all out, spraying snot and phlegm everywhere.   
   
But it's completely dark in there, I didn;t know where it was. and I'm not about to let this cold get in the way, I ain't no pussy. So I decide to chew on her clam a bit more. But something hit me. Not only was it just the taste of vagina, but a big, crusty ass booger. I lost it. I was already sick, and puke just sort of appeared out of nowhere, going everywhere, including her vag.   
   
I immediately went home pissed. Then I fapped. We broke up the next day.   
   
MFW I think about that experience at the worst of times.
(Warning: story not for the faint of stomach) My first BETA experience with a vagina:

My gf at the time made it pretty clear to me that we were going to bang on the upcoming weekend, and being my first time, I wouldn't let anything get in the way.

I had been coming off of a minor cold at the time, but would that stop me from getting some sweet ass nookie? **** that. So we do the regular stuff, see a movie, eat dinner, head back to her place while she talks about her dumb friends, and then we do some cuddling.

Things start getting hot and heavy, the lights go out ( no windows or tv, so it is pitch BLACK in her room) and eventually she gives my first bj. Since it was her first time too, the bj was horrible, but I didn't care because I didn't know what a good bj was.

Then it's time for me to go down on her. I took medication before I picked her up, but it would prove to be useless soon enough. So I'm lickin' her bean, and all is well, when I feel a sneeze coming. This is no ordinary sneeze, this the kind of sneeze that you prepare for hours before it happens. I let it all out, spraying snot and phlegm everywhere.

But it's completely dark in there, I didn;t know where it was. and I'm not about to let this cold get in the way, I ain't no pussy. So I decide to chew on her clam a bit more. But something hit me. Not only was it just the taste of vagina, but a big, crusty ass booger. I lost it. I was already sick, and puke just sort of appeared out of nowhere, going everywhere, including her vag.

I immediately went home pissed. Then I fapped. We broke up the next day.

MFW I think about that experience at the worst of times.
#41 - lilmizzbleh (11/16/2012) [-]
MFW I first tasted vagina
MFW I first tasted vagina
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#130 - Metallicock (11/17/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**Metallicock rolled a random image posted in comment #1682057 at MLP Brony Board ** I was sorta like this
#78 - kingofdarkn (11/17/2012) [-]
**kingofdarkn rolled a random image posted in comment #1820227 at MLP Friendly Board ** My first time
#80 - franchisco (11/17/2012) [-]
**franchisco rolled a random image posted in comment #94 at A New Product ** my first time
#46 - Jesusnipples (11/17/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The second time you saw a vagina.
#35 - nikoxasylumz (11/16/2012) [-]
MFW seeing my girlfriend's vagina for the first time
#79 - mexicoman (11/17/2012) [-]
My first time
My first time
#286 - penistar (11/17/2012) [-]
mfw I thought everyone had a penis until I saw my first vagina.
#265 - thecanadiankush (11/17/2012) [-]
First time i google'd vigina.
First time i google'd vigina.
#280 - zeylin (11/17/2012) [-]
my first time
my first time
#197 - bloodmachine (11/17/2012) [-]
fist time I saw a vagina
fist time I saw a vagina
#284 - dspike (11/17/2012) [-]
mfw I saw vagina for first time.
#174 - toothlessthedragon (11/17/2012) [+] (66 replies)
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY
#31 - kdarr (11/16/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Mfw first time...
#36 to #31 - realgamergurgus (11/16/2012) [-]
bitch i was like
bitch i was like
#75 - wealthy (11/17/2012) [-]
**wealthy rolled a random image posted in comment #1763640 at MLP Friendly Board ** this be me
**wealthy rolled a random image posted in comment #1763640 at MLP Friendly Board ** this be me
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