Scraping My Windshield Before Work. .. effin front page material right there mah !
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#33 - bobcoolz (11/15/2012) [-]
Pff, I can see fine
#37 to #33 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
YFW absolute-zero somehow manages to occur on the one day you leave your car out of the garage.
YFW absolute-zero somehow manages to occur on the one day you leave your car out of the garage.
#45 to #37 - Rascal (11/15/2012) [-]
Absolute-zero? But his car is still there.
User avatar #46 to #45 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
This explains against what you're thinking of. (not mine)

"Keep in mind, temp is a measure a kinetic energy. Take water for example. Why is water a solid, liquid, or gas? Lets look at liquid first, since it will give a good starting point. Water, H2O, is a polar molecule. Thus, each water molecule will interact (not react) with 2 other water molecules....those two will attract 4 more, those for attracting 8 more...and so on...so that all molecules in a container are interacting. It is a liquid b/c, at room temp, the amount of kinetic energy present is greater than the polar attraction, and thus weakens the attraction and the molecules are further apart. If we increase the kinetic energy enough to , it will overcome the attraction of polarity and will completely dissociate all interaction, and thus will be a gas. As we lower the kinetic energy, the interaction due to polarity becomse strong and the molecules become closer together. Is absolute zero possible? Yes. If it happened on earth, would life cease to exist? Yes. Would matter be destroyed? No.

The idea of zero volume is how absolute zero was discovered. A graph of temp vs volume was made. The graph made roughly a straight line with a positive slope. If you were to follow the slope down to where the volume on the graph was zero, the temp on every graph of every element was about -273 C, thus being absolute zero and the Kelvin scale."
#64 to #59 - englman (11/15/2012) [-]
I'll shorten it for you!
When something gets really cold, like water, it's molecules get closer together=Ice.

IF Absolute-Zero occurred, then the molecules would get MUCH closer together and the car would ultimately shrink a little, but it wouldn't disintegrate or anything.
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User avatar #110 to #86 - ravarshi (11/15/2012) [-]
but science is more fun...
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#109 to #46 - kingpongthedon (11/15/2012) [-]
Matter inherently has heat, this holds true in absolutely all cases as matter's presence is the result of force interactions and cannot occur unless there is an energy transfer. If there is matter, then there is an energy transfer and it's not absolute zero.
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User avatar #209 to #208 - englman (11/16/2012) [-]
It would also be responsible for all of the ice (Surrounding humidity/oxygen/everything would freeze)
#48 - ApocalypseKing (11/15/2012) [-]
mfw im from Florida and this has never happened to me
#41 - koopakilla (11/15/2012) [-]
mfw i live in arizona and never have to experience this 			****
mfw i live in arizona and never have to experience this ****
#75 to #41 - getsheadfromdolan (11/15/2012) [-]
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Arizona, where in summer it's hotter that hades nutsack dipped in lava and in winter its colder than jack frost's faucet turned on cold
#17 - mascarpownage (11/14/2012) [-]
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#97 - buthow (11/15/2012) [-]
In a little bit bit this will become annoying.
I know it's annoying some people already
#102 to #97 - whitneyjasminxo (11/15/2012) [-]
dat image.
dat image.
#139 to #102 - benighted (11/15/2012) [-]
i noh rigt!
i noh rigt!
#148 to #139 - goodguydavid (11/15/2012) [-]
She's ******* hot..
#166 to #148 - takesomemorewater (11/15/2012) [-]
You are forgetting the most important one! :D
You are forgetting the most important one! :D
#42 - pleasureabledino (11/15/2012) [-]
MFW I live in Queensland and never need to ever do this.
MFW I live in Queensland and never need to ever do this.
User avatar #53 to #42 - anonomoz (11/15/2012) [-]
you are from australia?
User avatar #94 to #53 - pleasureabledino (11/15/2012) [-]
Yes indeedy! Queensland born and bred!
#143 to #42 - Rascal (11/15/2012) [-]
Reppin' Brisbane
User avatar #175 to #143 - pleasureabledino (11/15/2012) [-]
Northside for me! Wish I was going out to Snitch tonight. Bollocks. I want shenanigangs, but have an exam tomorrow morning, pissed I'm going to miss Burning Brooklyn tonight :/
#205 to #42 - Rascal (11/15/2012) [-]
NSW is better.
#12 - grahamernazi (11/14/2012) [-]
I will never know this feel again, since I moved to Louisiana.   
   
I also don't have a car
I will never know this feel again, since I moved to Louisiana.

I also don't have a car
#60 - herpaderpaderp (11/15/2012) [-]
I'm from Minnesota and I know that feel bro.
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User avatar #112 to #60 - multednipple (11/15/2012) [-]
South Dakota feels with ya bro
User avatar #125 to #60 - godhatesusall (11/15/2012) [-]
Pluto man I know that feel.
#128 to #60 - docmarko (11/15/2012) [-]
Moar minnesota feels here
User avatar #133 to #60 - garymuthafuknoak (11/15/2012) [-]
I went to Minnesota during the winter. I was in a t-shirt, while everyone around me was in winter clothing.

Canadian climate has it's advantages.
#144 to #60 - ahoybokchoy (11/15/2012) [-]
Minnesota yerrrr.

WHERE MY SOUTHERN MINNESOTANS AT?
#147 to #144 - llmattll (11/15/2012) [-]
Pine County!!
#96 to #60 - llmattll (11/15/2012) [-]
Where at in minnesota bro?
User avatar #100 to #96 - herpaderpaderp (11/15/2012) [-]
Originally from just north of the cities. Now I'm in the Mankato area.
User avatar #104 to #60 - climatus (11/15/2012) [-]
NY's on the feel boat with you.
#108 to #60 - Rascal (11/15/2012) [-]
Feelin ya all the way from SoCal.
#76 to #60 - Rascal (11/15/2012) [-]
Minnesota feels
User avatar #129 to #76 - dubstepforme (11/15/2012) [-]
minnesota burns
User avatar #62 to #60 - superninjacookie (11/15/2012) [-]
Illinois too.
#74 to #62 - vegihead (11/15/2012) [-]
Texas, bitches.
Texas, bitches.
#103 to #74 - satexas (11/15/2012) [-]
Same here. Feels good to not have to worry about that 			****		 right?
Same here. Feels good to not have to worry about that **** right?
User avatar #63 to #60 - mcbee (11/15/2012) [-]
northern ontario feels your pain.
User avatar #65 to #60 - ponyfcker (11/15/2012) [-]
Antarctica here. I feel ya bro. My door sometimes doesn't even open
#35 - fuckinniggers (11/15/2012) [-]
15 minutes later.
15 minutes later.
#93 to #35 - jakeattack (11/15/2012) [-]
can anyone explain what those things are exactly? are the like toll booths that are backed up or what?
User avatar #105 to #93 - fuckinniggers (11/15/2012) [-]
Ya they are tollbooths to enter a tunnel or something like that.
#106 to #105 - jakeattack (11/15/2012) [-]
oh gotcha. so glad to have i-pass
#51 - lindsaaay (11/15/2012) [-]
this was actually the reason i was late to school this morning
this was actually the reason i was late to school this morning
#30 - logicisdumb (11/15/2012) [-]
That was amazing. Thanks for some good laughs.
That was amazing. Thanks for some good laughs.
#36 to #30 - Elemental (11/15/2012) [-]
This made me ******* lol
#3 - sirfistalot ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
effin front page material right there mah 			*****		!
effin front page material right there mah ***** !
#186 to #3 - Rascal (11/15/2012) [-]
directly from reddit.
#127 to #13 - greenthegunstar (11/15/2012) [-]
Forgive my ignorance, but I've been seeing this guy a lot lately. Who is he?
User avatar #140 to #127 - Dember ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
Link
#141 to #140 - greenthegunstar (11/15/2012) [-]
N-no, I mean the guy with the ****** up eyes and the thin yet creepily pedophiliac moustache.
#47 to #3 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
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#177 to #47 - thenozzle (11/15/2012) [-]
Grenade= nuclear shock wave

seems legit
User avatar #15 to #3 - bigblacknegro ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
oh boy, this gif hasn't been posted for years.
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#22 to #16 - spazzin (11/15/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
User avatar #152 to #16 - elguso ONLINE (11/15/2012) [-]
bigblacknegro vs itsmypenis
truly a battle of the ages
#164 to #16 - ownermoses (11/15/2012) [-]
But then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo? Ho ho ho ho hooo...
User avatar #49 to #16 - lightshadow (11/15/2012) [-]
I think you mean 8 hours ago



itsmypenis - 1

lightshadow - 2
User avatar #52 to #49 - xxcerealbeastxx (11/15/2012) [-]
how the **** did you get 2 points?


itsmypenis-1
Lightshadow-1
xxcerealbeasxx-1
#4 - gomugomuyes (11/14/2012) [-]
see you on the front page!
see you on the front page!
#204 - holypiez (11/15/2012) [-]
how they get away from cops
how they get away from cops
#151 - apatheticalcare **User deleted account** (11/15/2012) [-]
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User avatar #161 to #151 - thepandaking (11/15/2012) [-]
I don't know why, but I ******* love this gif
User avatar #157 to #151 - ninjaminion (11/15/2012) [-]
When cats don't succeed at something, they just pretend they were about to do something else.
#150 - abovelawl (11/15/2012) [-]
making this content
making this content
#79 - itsamazing (11/15/2012) [-]
Use your penis to wipe off the ice.
#5 - pulpunderground ONLINE (11/14/2012) [-]
You sir, are brilliant.
#20 to #5 - Rascal (11/14/2012) [-]
nope. reddit
User avatar #14 - Jewssassin (11/14/2012) [-]
I have a Roadmaster wagon. Scrapping that **** takes me like 10 minutes.
Even worse, Maryland weather likes to play games so I never know when Ill need to scape it.
#28 to #14 - zzarecky (11/15/2012) [-]
When there is Ice on my driveway. It doesn't want to get off my driveway. Maryland weather is 			****		.    
It is as slippery as this   
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When there is Ice on my driveway. It doesn't want to get off my driveway. Maryland weather is **** .
It is as slippery as this
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#38 to #28 - sirfiiddlesticks (11/15/2012) [-]
Just in case you wanted it
Just in case you wanted it
User avatar #32 to #14 - lolkoi (11/15/2012) [-]
I guess I'm not the only one who lives in Maryland.. Sweet
#19 to #14 - PPD (11/14/2012) [-]
I live in maryland too, I know how you feel.

MFW I have a garage though.
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