Scraping My Windshield Before Work. .. effin front page material right there mah ! Scraping My Windshield Before Work effin front page material right there mah !
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#3 - sirfistalot
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(11/14/2012) [-]
effin front page material right there mah *****!
effin front page material right there mah *****!
#186 to #3 - anon
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(11/15/2012) [-]
directly from reddit.
#47 to #3 - iseeafaggot **User deleted account**
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(11/15/2012) [-]
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#177 to #47 - thenozzle
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Grenade= nuclear shock wave

seems legit
#13 to #3 - iforgotmypasswords
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(11/14/2012) [-]
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#127 to #13 - greenthegunstar
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Forgive my ignorance, but I've been seeing this guy a lot lately. Who is he?
#140 to #127 - Dember ONLINE
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Link
#141 to #140 - greenthegunstar
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(11/15/2012) [-]
N-no, I mean the guy with the ****** up eyes and the thin yet creepily pedophiliac moustache.
#15 to #3 - bigblacknegro
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(11/14/2012) [-]
oh boy, this gif hasn't been posted for years.
#16 to #15 - itsmypenis **User deleted account**
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#22 to #16 - spazzin
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(11/15/2012) [-]
hfw
hfw
#152 to #16 - elguso
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(11/15/2012) [-]
bigblacknegro vs itsmypenis
truly a battle of the ages
#164 to #16 - ownermoses
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(11/15/2012) [-]
But then how come peecha chakka no wookie boonowa tweepi solo? Ho ho ho ho hooo...
#49 to #16 - lightshadow ONLINE
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(11/15/2012) [-]
I think you mean 8 hours ago



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#52 to #49 - xxcerealbeastxx
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(11/15/2012) [-]
how the **** did you get 2 points?


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#33 - bobcoolz
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Pff, I can see fine
#57 to #33 - badasstoaster
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#37 to #33 - englman
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(11/15/2012) [-]
YFW absolute-zero somehow manages to occur on the one day you leave your car out of the garage.
YFW absolute-zero somehow manages to occur on the one day you leave your car out of the garage.
#107 to #37 - npfortytwo
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#208 to #37 - garagesale **User deleted account**
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#209 to #208 - englman
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(11/16/2012) [-]
It would also be responsible for all of the ice (Surrounding humidity/oxygen/everything would freeze)
#45 to #37 - anon
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Absolute-zero? But his car is still there.
#46 to #45 - englman
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(11/15/2012) [-]
This explains against what you're thinking of. (not mine)

"Keep in mind, temp is a measure a kinetic energy. Take water for example. Why is water a solid, liquid, or gas? Lets look at liquid first, since it will give a good starting point. Water, H2O, is a polar molecule. Thus, each water molecule will interact (not react) with 2 other water molecules....those two will attract 4 more, those for attracting 8 more...and so on...so that all molecules in a container are interacting. It is a liquid b/c, at room temp, the amount of kinetic energy present is greater than the polar attraction, and thus weakens the attraction and the molecules are further apart. If we increase the kinetic energy enough to , it will overcome the attraction of polarity and will completely dissociate all interaction, and thus will be a gas. As we lower the kinetic energy, the interaction due to polarity becomse strong and the molecules become closer together. Is absolute zero possible? Yes. If it happened on earth, would life cease to exist? Yes. Would matter be destroyed? No.

The idea of zero volume is how absolute zero was discovered. A graph of temp vs volume was made. The graph made roughly a straight line with a positive slope. If you were to follow the slope down to where the volume on the graph was zero, the temp on every graph of every element was about -273 C, thus being absolute zero and the Kelvin scale."
#59 to #46 - imtoblack
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#64 to #59 - englman
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(11/15/2012) [-]
I'll shorten it for you!
When something gets really cold, like water, it's molecules get closer together=Ice.

IF Absolute-Zero occurred, then the molecules would get MUCH closer together and the car would ultimately shrink a little, but it wouldn't disintegrate or anything.
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#110 to #86 - ravarshi
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(11/15/2012) [-]
but science is more fun...
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#109 to #46 - kingpongthedon ONLINE
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Matter inherently has heat, this holds true in absolutely all cases as matter's presence is the result of force interactions and cannot occur unless there is an energy transfer. If there is matter, then there is an energy transfer and it's not absolute zero.
#35 - fuckinniggers
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(11/15/2012) [-]
15 minutes later.
15 minutes later.
#93 to #35 - jakeattack
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(11/15/2012) [-]
can anyone explain what those things are exactly? are the like toll booths that are backed up or what?
#105 to #93 - fuckinniggers
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Ya they are tollbooths to enter a tunnel or something like that.
#106 to #105 - jakeattack
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(11/15/2012) [-]
oh gotcha. so glad to have i-pass
#30 - logicisdumb
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(11/15/2012) [-]
That was amazing. Thanks for some good laughs.
That was amazing. Thanks for some good laughs.
#36 to #30 - Elemental
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(11/15/2012) [-]
This made me ******* lol
#79 - itsamazing
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Use your penis to wipe off the ice.
#80 to #79 - songemot
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#48 - ApocalypseKing
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(11/15/2012) [-]
mfw im from Florida and this has never happened to me
#17 - mascarpownage
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#40 to #17 - intimeaux
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#29 to #17 - happygrowman
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#41 - koopakilla
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(11/15/2012) [-]
mfw i live in arizona and never have to experience this ****
mfw i live in arizona and never have to experience this ****
#75 to #41 - getsheadfromdolan
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(11/15/2012) [-]
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Arizona, where in summer it's hotter that hades nutsack dipped in lava and in winter its colder than jack frost's faucet turned on cold
#97 - buthow
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(11/15/2012) [-]
In a little bit bit this will become annoying.
I know it's annoying some people already
#102 to #97 - whitneyjasminxo
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(11/15/2012) [-]
dat image.
dat image.
#139 to #102 - benighted
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(11/15/2012) [-]
i noh rigt!
i noh rigt!
#148 to #139 - goodguydavid
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(11/15/2012) [-]
She's ******* hot..
#166 to #148 - takesomemorewater
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(11/15/2012) [-]
You are forgetting the most important one! :D
You are forgetting the most important one! :D
#42 - pleasureabledino
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(11/15/2012) [-]
MFW I live in Queensland and never need to ever do this.
MFW I live in Queensland and never need to ever do this.
#53 to #42 - anonomoz
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(11/15/2012) [-]
you are from australia?
#94 to #53 - pleasureabledino
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Yes indeedy! Queensland born and bred!
#143 to #42 - anon
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Reppin' Brisbane
#175 to #143 - pleasureabledino
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(11/15/2012) [-]
Northside for me! Wish I was going out to Snitch tonight. Bollocks. I want shenanigangs, but have an exam tomorrow morning, pissed I'm going to miss Burning Brooklyn tonight :/
#205 to #42 - anon
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(11/15/2012) [-]
NSW is better.