Your ex regrets breaking up with you. .. Last year sometime my gf cheated on me and was generally a manipulative bitch but being the emotionally dead creature that i am i got over it and continued with
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#4 - iaaron (11/13/2012) [-]
When you run into your ex walking down the street
When you run into your ex walking down the street
#168 to #4 - thenickel (11/13/2012) [-]
SINGIN' DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY DUM DIDDY DO
SINGIN' DO WAH DIDDY DIDDY DUM DIDDY DO
User avatar #114 to #4 - yojo ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
But seriously, how the **** is he doing that?
User avatar #141 to #114 - slyve (11/13/2012) [-]
I'd guess the street is frozen over and he just ran, started to slide, turned around and made those steps while continuing to slide on the ice.
#223 to #141 - Rascal (11/13/2012) [-]
or it's reversed? still doesn't make a lot of sense
User avatar #258 to #141 - daentraya (11/13/2012) [-]
That must be cold.
User avatar #7 to #4 - Kirbyman (11/13/2012) [-]
Its like he's being pulled to the KFC down the street with black magic.
#2 - mattkingg **User deleted account** (11/12/2012) [-]
Last year sometime my gf cheated on me and was generally a manipulative bitch but being the emotionally dead creature that i am i got over it and continued with my life (although i still hated her) and eventually found myself an amazing new gf, then about 3 weeks ago at a party my ex comes up to me and confesses that "it hasn't felt right since we broke up", " she needs me and she knows we're the best for each other" at this moment my current gf came towards us (and had heard the whole thing) gave me a kiss on the cheek turns to her and says "oh who's this baby" to which i respond, "oh her? this is that crazy bitch of an ex gf i told you about"

tl:dr bitch ex, got owned mfw
User avatar #122 to #2 - errdayimfjing (11/13/2012) [-]
sounds like that song "I want you back" by Cher Loyd haha
#31 to #2 - hallowedfrogg (11/13/2012) [-]
I wish I could thumb up more!!!
#159 to #2 - pterodactylz (11/13/2012) [-]
Story time, FJ.

Had gf of year and a half in high school, junior year into senior year. Good looking, but as the relationship matured, it was clear we weren't working out, mostly because she was a crazy ass bitch and her parents were ******* insane rascist Christians (i'm hispanic).

Broke up. Making out with a guy literally 20 minutes after the break up. Wow wtf bitch, but I tried to move on. Then started dating a guy who she knew I hated (told her specifically throughout the relationship) just to spite me. Toyed with me and messed with me on a daily basis because I had a class with her. In the break up her friends and some of mine took her side. All of this sent me into a spiraling depression that lasted more than a year.

Moved away to escape, went to college, met the girl I'm dating now. Been together for almost two years. Loving, caring. supporting, and to be quite honest everything I could ever want. We're both going to school and are planning to move in together next year. I also found out recently that my bitch ex can't hold down a job, dropped out of community college twice and is now doing meth. Me: 1, Exbitch: 0.

tl;dr i have an awesome relationship and my bitch ex is now a meth head. Feelsgoodman
User avatar #200 to #159 - admiralen ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
*me: 1, Exbitch: 2.
User avatar #176 to #2 - cruzslzr (11/13/2012) [-]
I've never had a real girlfriend (an internet one just didn't cut it for me)
I've had one kiss, and it was more of a pity kiss if you ask me
I've never had a valentine
I've loved someone and watched them get blatantly hurt by jerks
I've never had money so I don't have nice clothes besides this one shirt I really like
I am a real socially awkward guy with an shy personality
I'm chubby (or so I like to think)
And I'm not even that great in school
I came up with my own little motto to keep going: "Some are just given great lives, I'm not some"
#267 to #176 - slashtrey (11/13/2012) [-]
Have you ever gone hungry or without water for a single day in your ******* life?

"Some" are given great lives? You have access to the internet and access to enough food to give you the CHOICE to be "chubby". There are literally BILLIONS of people on earth who would trade places with you.

I have no pity whatsoever for you if you can't be thankful for what you have. I share a lot of the same things as you in your post, but at least I have a sense of how much worse it could be.
User avatar #300 to #267 - cruzslzr (11/14/2012) [-]
But it can also be alot better if I had just been given the right morals
Maybe a father to teach me things
Maybe a girlfriend who actually liked me for my personality
Also my chubbiness isn't from eating, it's because I was born 13 pounds and grew bones abnormally big
That's not me being in denial, it's the doctor telling me why I can't lose the weight as easy
User avatar #136 to #2 - hawaiianhappysauce (11/13/2012) [-]
Last year I had no gf. Same with the year before that, and before that, and before that....

I'm almost 23
#3 to #2 - fraserdons (11/12/2012) [-]
When I was 17 my gf of 8 months cheated on me but I stayed with her, she broke up with me a couple of months later (wtf man). I was pretty depressed and a new girl had came (lol came) to the school, 9.5/10 at least. I was the only guy not trying to get with her. She gets seated next to me in a class, it turns out she was actually really nice and fun to talk to, some weeks later it's blatently obvious we like each other and I ask her out.

MFW I started dating the hottest girl in school and rubbed it all over my ex's face
#22 to #3 - Rascal (11/13/2012) [-]
These stories just makes me sad for myself. FML.
#147 to #22 - funnyjunknsfwsecti (11/13/2012) [-]
They're success stories, dude. They're not *bragging*, they're telling you how even anon can get some.
User avatar #29 to #22 - ronyx (11/13/2012) [-]
huehuehuehue
User avatar #38 to #3 - theplankof (11/13/2012) [-]
....thats a gameboy color
#177 to #38 - Rascal (11/13/2012) [-]
It's just a iphone/ipod case. I have one for my iPod.
User avatar #69 to #3 - tomkruise (11/13/2012) [-]
Is that your face?
#26 - Kew (11/13/2012) [-]
MFW i see my ex in public
MFW i see my ex in public
#14 - thehornedking (11/13/2012) [-]
Your GF breaks up with you to go back out with her ex.
Your GF breaks up with you to go back out with her ex.
#210 - kornadth (11/13/2012) [-]
MFW she regrets breaking up with me
MFW she regrets breaking up with me
User avatar #230 to #210 - owmyanus (11/13/2012) [-]
the most interesting ginger in the world
#178 - sammyjankiis (11/13/2012) [-]
Me when I see my ex.
Me when I see my ex.
User avatar #202 to #178 - admiralen ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
and then you strangle her with your thighs
#145 - thatsmrnoob (11/13/2012) [-]
MFW she magically wants to get back together out of nowhere
MFW she magically wants to get back together out of nowhere
#149 to #145 - javis (11/13/2012) [-]
MFW I upgraded to a better woman.
MFW I upgraded to a better woman.
#50 - jiggabooforyou (11/13/2012) [-]
I regret breaking up with my ex...
#59 to #50 - shitakemushroom (11/13/2012) [-]
Lefty Mother ****** !
User avatar #60 to #59 - datassman (11/13/2012) [-]
Not any more...
#87 to #60 - shitakemushroom (11/13/2012) [-]
Not anymore, That's right
User avatar #110 to #87 - makethingsworse (11/13/2012) [-]
What you did there, I see it.
#266 - archdarck (11/13/2012) [-]
And when she tries to come back
And when she tries to come back
#240 - hakeo (11/13/2012) [-]
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#156 - supertypicaluser (11/13/2012) [-]
My ex says I was the worst boyfriend ever. She played games with my head all day every day. When she dumped me she said "Thats it this time, its over for good" And being the compliant person I am, I was like "Fine, whatever, see you around" Two days later she starts saying "I want you back" I say, "but you said its over for good" to which she replies "I was saying that so you'd try and win me back"....... ******* girl logic. Anyways, couple months later I found someone else who is right for me. :D

MFW That bitch played with my head.
#182 to #156 - larfang ONLINE (11/13/2012) [-]
I know that feel bro, only it was slightly different. I was the girlfriend with a guy who messed with my head. I will say he treated me good, but he started playing games and lying to me about people. Being stupid, I believed him and the lies till I finally caught one of the lies. So, I walked up to him and told him that we needed to talk, and he agreed. I told him that we couldn't work out and that we'd be better off not together. Turns out he had wanted to break up too and agreed, but he was butthurt that I was the one to break up with him. I went on with my life and a few months had passed. I started hanging around new people and one day he caught me just standing next to one of my guy friends and flipped 			****		. He sent me an e-mail later about how I was a bitch and that he should be the one with me.    
   
   
MFW he was playing the girl logic game and there is no hope for humanity
I know that feel bro, only it was slightly different. I was the girlfriend with a guy who messed with my head. I will say he treated me good, but he started playing games and lying to me about people. Being stupid, I believed him and the lies till I finally caught one of the lies. So, I walked up to him and told him that we needed to talk, and he agreed. I told him that we couldn't work out and that we'd be better off not together. Turns out he had wanted to break up too and agreed, but he was butthurt that I was the one to break up with him. I went on with my life and a few months had passed. I started hanging around new people and one day he caught me just standing next to one of my guy friends and flipped **** . He sent me an e-mail later about how I was a bitch and that he should be the one with me.


MFW he was playing the girl logic game and there is no hope for humanity
#186 to #182 - Rascal (11/13/2012) [-]
This proves that gender doesn't mean anything, only that there are enough stupid people around this earth who can't decide **** about their relationship
#172 - schizoo (11/13/2012) [-]
i have had 2 girlfreinds in my life. Mfw both of them actually wants me back now
i have had 2 girlfreinds in my life. Mfw both of them actually wants me back now
User avatar #204 to #172 - succubus (11/13/2012) [-]
Same thing happened to me with my ex boyfriend.
That was my exact same reaction. xD
User avatar #195 to #175 - optimistchime (11/13/2012) [-]
The window sorta looks like an "I"
Windows obviously don't care for Grammar
#143 - rantansoop (11/13/2012) [-]
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#40 - otik (11/13/2012) [-]
mfw when ex wants to be together again
mfw when ex wants to be together again
#171 - iamnewhere (11/13/2012) [-]
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When she wants to talk
#160 - whomadewho (11/13/2012) [-]
how you should feel
how you should feel
#146 to #139 - xtrem (11/13/2012) [-]
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#52 - ZenMacros (11/13/2012) [-]
You meet up with your ex long after the breakup and she starts talking about her current boyfriend.
You meet up with your ex long after the breakup and she starts talking about her current boyfriend.
User avatar #109 to #52 - makethingsworse (11/13/2012) [-]
For some reason all my ex's are now sluts. Seriously. I think what happens is they have sex with me and realize that this rock bottom for them. So they try to make up for it by just throwing the pussy at people. It's great because when they **** up really bad and don't have anyone they can talk to they come to me. Providing me with an immense amount of lulz.
#62 to #52 - kingantichrist (11/13/2012) [-]
i know that feel
User avatar #74 to #52 - scarycanary (11/13/2012) [-]
i havnt bumped into my ex yet, luckily. its been about 6 months now.
#263 - cookiesforeveryone (11/13/2012) [-]
unless you hate the bitch
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