BEST. SEX. EVER.. Give him another 30 years and he'll be ready to go again... Hmm... I've never seen a turtle penis before today. There must be more internets to explore than i thought. get this bastard a Smoke
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#4 - irolltoomuch
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Hmm... I've never seen a turtle penis before today.
There must be more internets to explore than i thought.
#17 to #4 - hitachu
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Googled Turtle penis for you. And damn they have a huge ******* penis.
And some kind of cookie at the end O.o
#22 to #17 - inbardo
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(11/06/2012) [-]
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#93 to #17 - iliketires
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(11/06/2012) [-]
He's got one creepy ass smile on...
He's got one creepy ass smile on...
#41 to #17 - kampi ONLINE
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(11/06/2012) [-]
That's a tortoise, FYI.
#166 to #41 - fizzor
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(11/06/2012) [-]
It's acceptable to use either tortoise or turtle, since they are both referring to their reptilian order, Chelonii, as a whole.
#275 to #41 - hitachu
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(11/07/2012) [-]
I didnt call it a Turtle. I said ''Googled Turtle penis for you" .Meaning i googled turtle penis and this is what i got. Get your arguments together. :S
#15 to #4 - skyroad
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I think that's the tail.....
#28 to #4 - somer
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to say I can't say the same.
#30 to #20 - gcaboose
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(11/06/2012) [-]
ohgod i can never look at turtles the same way
#108 to #20 - opvv
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(11/06/2012) [-]
What the actual ****? Someone favorited this too.
#57 to #20 - mynameisfoo
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(11/06/2012) [-]
that looks like it should belong on the thing from alien
#239 to #20 - bluelightbebop
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(11/06/2012) [-]
I...   
   
I just..    
   
Why did i click that!?
I...

I just..

Why did i click that!?
#209 to #20 - lizardonfire
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(11/06/2012) [-]
#272 to #20 - jettripleseven
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(11/07/2012) [-]
MY ***** GOT A BIOLOGICAL PUSSY SHOVEL
#274 to #20 - creepingorion
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(11/07/2012) [-]
Dem related videos.
#258 to #20 - chucho
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(11/06/2012) [-]
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#195 to #20 - jakekel
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(11/06/2012) [-]
FACEHUGGER!
#134 to #20 - buttinspecter
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Looks like a dilophosaurus. Newman was killed by a turtle penis!
#5 to #4 - anonymousattorney
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(11/06/2012) [-]
um.....ok
#34 - lolomgwtfxd
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Mfw turtle has a bigger penis than me
Mfw turtle has a bigger penis than me
#40 to #34 - sinisterz
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(11/06/2012) [-]
i'm so getting red thumbs
It's a tortoise not a turtle
#35 to #34 - ggdhindo
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(11/06/2012) [-]
what you should do
#6 - hudspud
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Comparing penis size to leg size I have just been emasculated by a turtle. I hate my life
#23 - nerdrugger
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(11/06/2012) [-]
at the end
at the end
#24 - rshanebarnes
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(11/06/2012) [-]
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#47 - newfagsrus
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(11/06/2012) [-]
turtle's fw he realized he was starting to fall
turtle's fw he realized he was starting to fall
#60 to #47 - tiaatortilla
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(11/06/2012) [-]
Turtles face when jizzing.
#33 - joedaddy
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(11/06/2012) [-]
How he felt as he was falling over.
How he felt as he was falling over.
#142 - paesani
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#145 to #142 - madjackwack
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#143 to #142 - paesani
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#167 to #143 - skinless
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#165 to #143 - rhiaanor
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#161 - joyfullreaper
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#168 to #161 - fizzor
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#170 to #168 - joyfullreaper
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