BEST. SEX. EVER.. Give him another 30 years and he'll be ready to go again... Hmm... I've never seen a turtle penis before today. There must be more internets to explore than i thought. get this bastard a Smoke
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#34 - lolomgwtfxd (11/06/2012) [-]
Mfw turtle has a bigger penis than me
Mfw turtle has a bigger penis than me
#40 to #34 - sinisterz (11/06/2012) [-]
i'm so getting red thumbs
It's a tortoise not a turtle
#35 to #34 - ggdhindo (11/06/2012) [-]
what you should do
#4 - irolltoomuch (11/06/2012) [-]
Hmm... I've never seen a turtle penis before today.
There must be more internets to explore than i thought.
#15 to #4 - skyroad (11/06/2012) [-]
I think that's the tail.....
User avatar #28 to #4 - somer (11/06/2012) [-]
I'm sorry to say I can't say the same.
#17 to #4 - hitachu (11/06/2012) [-]
Googled Turtle penis for you. And damn they have a huge ******* penis.
And some kind of cookie at the end O.o
#22 to #17 - inbardo (11/06/2012) [-]
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#93 to #17 - iliketires (11/06/2012) [-]
He's got one creepy ass smile on...
He's got one creepy ass smile on...
User avatar #41 to #17 - kampi (11/06/2012) [-]
That's a tortoise, FYI.
User avatar #166 to #41 - fizzor (11/06/2012) [-]
It's acceptable to use either tortoise or turtle, since they are both referring to their reptilian order, Chelonii, as a whole.
#275 to #41 - hitachu (11/07/2012) [-]
I didnt call it a Turtle. I said ''Googled Turtle penis for you" .Meaning i googled turtle penis and this is what i got. Get your arguments together. :S
User avatar #5 to #4 - anonymousattorney (11/06/2012) [-]
um.....ok
User avatar #30 to #20 - gcaboose (11/06/2012) [-]
ohgod i can never look at turtles the same way
#108 to #20 - opvv (11/06/2012) [-]
What the actual **** ? Someone favorited this too.
User avatar #57 to #20 - mynameisfoo (11/06/2012) [-]
that looks like it should belong on the thing from alien
#239 to #20 - bluelightbebop (11/06/2012) [-]
I...   
   
I just..    
   
Why did i click that!?
I...

I just..

Why did i click that!?
User avatar #272 to #20 - jettripleseven (11/07/2012) [-]
MY ***** GOT A BIOLOGICAL PUSSY SHOVEL
#274 to #20 - creepingorion (11/07/2012) [-]
Dem related videos.
#258 to #20 - chucho (11/06/2012) [-]
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User avatar #195 to #20 - jakekel (11/06/2012) [-]
FACEHUGGER!
User avatar #134 to #20 - buttinspecter (11/06/2012) [-]
Looks like a dilophosaurus. Newman was killed by a turtle penis!
#6 - hudspud (11/06/2012) [-]
Comparing penis size to leg size I have just been emasculated by a turtle. I hate my life
#33 - joedaddy (11/06/2012) [-]
How he felt as he was falling over.
How he felt as he was falling over.
#24 - rshanebarnes (11/06/2012) [-]
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#66 - equinoxxa (11/06/2012) [-]
Tortoise's face when.
#151 - jgcamaro (11/06/2012) [-]
**jgcamaro rolled a random image posted in comment #195 at Not racism just diversity ** mfw he's bigger than me
#165 to #143 - rhiaanor ONLINE (11/06/2012) [-]
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#3 - mariasaturnina (11/06/2012) [-]
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#256 - mrsuperblackjack (11/06/2012) [-]
**mrsuperblackjack rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at They're all 18 I swear **
#207 - qjmihuia (11/06/2012) [-]
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#196 - foxniner (11/06/2012) [-]
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#32 - retrochris (11/06/2012) [-]
He needs to get some fresh air for his balls.
He needs to get some fresh air for his balls.
#257 - sundip (11/06/2012) [-]
It's rather degrading that a turtle has a bigger penis than me.
User avatar #261 to #257 - haaaxderp (11/06/2012) [-]
Don't worry, you'll turn 12 soon enough.
#174 - ahoybokchoy (11/06/2012) [-]
Man, turtles/tortoises are amazing.
Man, turtles/tortoises are amazing.
User avatar #232 to #174 - wrongen (11/06/2012) [-]
Was going to upload a picture of my tortoise but the file is to big...any way, have a thumb for the awesome gif
#81 - aagottl (11/06/2012) [-]
Dat moment when you realize that that tortoise has a bigger penis than a fully grown human male.
#23 - nerdrugger (11/06/2012) [-]
at the end
at the end
#132 - maijuriina (11/06/2012) [-]
Friends.

We are watching a turtle orgasming.

How do you feel?
#164 to #132 - joyfullreaper (11/06/2012) [-]
happier than I have ever been before
happier than I have ever been before
#160 to #132 - fizzor (11/06/2012) [-]
A ******* turtle is getting more action than I have ever. What do you think I'm feeling?
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