Infomercials. This needs to become a fad.. I have a couple. infomercials
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#180 - rogueshadow (11/01/2012) [-]
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#421 to #180 - anon (11/02/2012) [-]
Was he planning on eating ALL of those cheetos? What the **** kind of diet is that for an old man?
User avatar #529 to #421 - dengekisushi (11/02/2012) [-]
He's almost dead anyways; let him eat.
#56 - StewieGriffiin (11/01/2012) [-]
I have a couple.
I have a couple.
User avatar #593 to #56 - ascendedwings (11/02/2012) [-]
I never looked at the content...only the top comment...and noticed these gifs are already everywhere... **** me.
User avatar #596 to #56 - xdiabolicx ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
those infomercials pretty much created first world problems
User avatar #260 to #56 - neverforgetthedick (11/01/2012) [-]
a couple...? lol
#434 to #56 - fractalius (11/02/2012) [-]
The absolute funniest one was a commercial that had something to do with pouring grape juice, and the dumb white bitch goes to poor it, and then everyone freaks out like it spilled everywhere, but all the cranberry juice went PERFECTLY into the cup, and not a single drop spilled
#588 to #56 - ascendedwings (11/02/2012) [-]
Here's a few more for ya.   
How do I measure tape?
Here's a few more for ya.
How do I measure tape?
#589 to #588 - ascendedwings (11/02/2012) [-]
How do I sandwich?
How do I sandwich?
#590 to #589 - ascendedwings (11/02/2012) [-]
How do I phone?
How do I phone?
#591 to #590 - ascendedwings (11/02/2012) [-]
How do I towel?
How do I towel?
#592 to #591 - ascendedwings (11/02/2012) [-]
and the classic milk one...how do I milk?
and the classic milk one...how do I milk?
#69 to #68 - StewieGriffiin (11/01/2012) [-]
My last one.
My last one.
#271 to #69 - supermegasherman (11/01/2012) [-]
see i have one too, am i cool yet?
see i have one too, am i cool yet?
User avatar #137 to #69 - NotASingleFuck (11/01/2012) [-]
****************** . You have no idea how long I laughed at that last gif. Like, you can not even fathom.
#392 to #69 - spysappinmysasha (11/02/2012) [-]
Bane wat r u doin. bane. STAHP
#162 to #69 - lightarcanine (11/01/2012) [-]
Okay, I now forgive you for rolling me and deleting the comment a couple days ago.
Okay, I now forgive you for rolling me and deleting the comment a couple days ago.
#214 to #162 - StewieGriffiin (11/01/2012) [-]
Sorry about that. I think its the one where I had rolled your username and put this image.   
   
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Sorry about that. I think its the one where I had rolled your username and put this image.

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User avatar #410 to #69 - rplix (11/02/2012) [-]
Oh my god these are fantastic.
User avatar #216 to #69 - eldinarcus (11/01/2012) [-]
Don't have a ******* clue what is going on in this gif.
User avatar #96 to #69 - lemanrouste (11/01/2012) [-]
Real science done by real men in lab coats!
User avatar #71 to #69 - anotherone (11/01/2012) [-]
hahaha wow
#251 to #69 - anon (11/01/2012) [-]
this was basically completely a 4chan thread
#76 to #68 - theftbkid (11/01/2012) [-]
WHAT THE **** IS WRONG WITH THESE PEOPLE?!?
User avatar #336 to #62 - MasterManiac ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
This is where everyone hit the 5 thumb limit
User avatar #397 to #62 - armenhart (11/02/2012) [-]
looking at this one i wondered why these had way less thumbs then the rest... that's when funny junk told me i voted for you too many times... my apologies for not being able to thumb you up more. you certainly deserved it
User avatar #537 to #61 - nasavvy (11/02/2012) [-]
WHAT. IN. THE. **** .
#79 to #58 - gingeraletwo (11/01/2012) [-]
That is a ******* doorstop
User avatar #73 to #58 - HarvietheDinkle (11/01/2012) [-]
is...is that a doorstop?
#348 to #58 - toastableduckling (11/01/2012) [-]
Are they cutting bread with a door stop..?
#465 to #348 - mooneh (11/02/2012) [-]
I thought it was a slice of cheese

Like, that long-lost cheese-looking thing that they cut out of Pacman

This is its destiny now

Yes I am ******* retarded
#368 to #58 - StewieGriffiin (11/01/2012) [-]
&gt;Sees its a door stop and about 4 other comments mentioning it's a door stop   
&gt;Still comments to ask if door stop
>Sees its a door stop and about 4 other comments mentioning it's a door stop
>Still comments to ask if door stop
#469 to #368 - toastableduckling (11/02/2012) [-]
Some people sort their comments by highest rated, so they cannot see that it has been asked.
#476 to #469 - StewieGriffiin (11/02/2012) [-]
Sorry, didn't think about that.   
Here is a random gif because I feel like it.
Sorry, didn't think about that.
Here is a random gif because I feel like it.
User avatar #267 to #58 - wiljones (11/01/2012) [-]
is this person trying to cut bread with a wooden doorstop
User avatar #467 to #58 - Zorfsic (11/02/2012) [-]
When a /b/ro aplies for a job as a infomercial writer
#601 to #58 - needmoreram (11/02/2012) [-]
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#252 to #58 - matthewboss (11/01/2012) [-]
Is this not just a /b/ thread copy?
Is this not just a /b/ thread copy?
#20 - drfrizz (11/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #402 to #20 - armenhart (11/02/2012) [-]
well the drink didn't spill so i don't see the problem
#443 to #402 - anon (11/02/2012) [-]
it looks empty though... i think he was faking it
#499 to #443 - leebo (11/02/2012) [-]
Guys...I think this might be fake.
#228 to #20 - mikegarrova (11/01/2012) [-]
Come on man, get your 			****		 together.
Come on man, get your **** together.
#99 to #20 - gentlemanpyro (11/01/2012) [-]
Why did he not just put the drink on the floor
#139 to #99 - sandwicheater (11/01/2012) [-]
He did
He did
#179 to #139 - cactaur ONLINE (11/01/2012) [-]
User avatar #194 to #99 - theseventhalias (11/01/2012) [-]
or couldn't he just put the bowl on the couch next to him...like the rest of society does.
#11 - redclover (11/01/2012) [-]
accidentally sitting on a dildo
accidentally sitting on a dildo
#14 - NhuckCorris (11/01/2012) [-]
OH GOD WHAT THE 			****		 MAGIC TRAY
OH GOD WHAT THE **** MAGIC TRAY
User avatar #5 - itsoneam (11/01/2012) [-]
There is literally nothing I can do to stop this from happening..
User avatar #10 to #5 - kreekydoorS (11/01/2012) [-]
likewise...the other day i was sitting down with my tray with what im assuming is a bowl of sugar cubes when WOOPS now the cubes are on the floor and i have ants.
User avatar #17 to #10 - phuckinthingsucks (11/01/2012) [-]
Do you want ants kreekydoors, cause this is how you get ants

archer joke
User avatar #225 to #10 - TheMagicBong (11/01/2012) [-]
I know right, I I hate it when I sit down with my favorite bowl of assumption and then it just just flies all over the god damn place. What the hell stops this?
#400 - tutankhamun (11/02/2012) [-]
What the 			****		 xD
What the **** xD
#255 - karnax (11/01/2012) [-]
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User avatar #277 to #255 - xxkillionarexx (11/01/2012) [-]
ALRIGHT, WHO FILLED THE CABINETS WITH 14,764 MARSHMELLOWS!?
User avatar #282 to #277 - karnax (11/01/2012) [-]
WAS IT YOU BILL I WILL ******* KILL YOU
#390 to #282 - goll ONLINE (11/02/2012) [-]
#210 - Welshhobo (11/01/2012) [-]
For 			****		 sake. I'm getting sick of your 			****		 Tyrone.
For **** sake. I'm getting sick of your **** Tyrone.
#319 to #210 - zenkon (11/01/2012) [-]
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#186 - ekesss (11/01/2012) [-]
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#165 - illegalartist (11/01/2012) [-]
it was at this moment that i lost all control of the situation
it was at this moment that i lost all control of the situation
User avatar #196 to #165 - westonbeast (11/01/2012) [-]
I'm going to do this to one of my siblings next time they're over.
#514 to #165 - mattoland (11/02/2012) [-]
oops not gonna stop this or anything just gonna open my mouth and hold my arms as far/high as i can
User avatar #190 to #165 - supersqueegee (11/01/2012) [-]

*sigh*
Why would you waste root beer like that??
#195 to #190 - triggathepirate (11/01/2012) [-]
*waist
*waist
#202 to #195 - iRetaliate (11/01/2012) [-]
Are... are you serious...?
Are... are you serious...?
#240 to #202 - triggathepirate (11/01/2012) [-]
what's actually funny.   
Is that picture you're using.   
Please refer to most recent post on the front page.
what's actually funny.
Is that picture you're using.
Please refer to most recent post on the front page.
#199 to #195 - supersqueegee (11/01/2012) [-]
waste:     
Use or expend carelessly, extravagantly, or to no purpose.   
   
waist:    
The part of the human body below the ribs and above the hips.   
   
Please, if you're going to be a Grammar Nazi, do it right.
waste:
Use or expend carelessly, extravagantly, or to no purpose.

waist:
The part of the human body below the ribs and above the hips.

Please, if you're going to be a Grammar Nazi, do it right.
#207 to #195 - triggathepirate (11/01/2012) [-]
MFW all these replies
MFW all these replies
#350 to #207 - toastableduckling (11/01/2012) [-]
>He realizes he's retarded,
>LOL I WAS trollING UMAD GUIES?!
Nice one..
#362 to #350 - triggathepirate (11/01/2012) [-]
Would I really try to be a grammar nazi using picture like that?   
Really, tr-   
Wait.   
Why the 			****		 am I explaining this.
Would I really try to be a grammar nazi using picture like that?
Really, tr-
Wait.
Why the **** am I explaining this.
#365 to #362 - toastableduckling (11/01/2012) [-]
I am not really sure when you would use that picture at all..
#385 to #365 - triggathepirate (11/02/2012) [-]
The irony wouldn't be as great if this post wasn't on front page.   
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4205106/Seem+familiar/   
With the added coincidence of the picture of the other guy in the thread.
The irony wouldn't be as great if this post wasn't on front page.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_gifs/4205106/Seem+familiar/
With the added coincidence of the picture of the other guy in the thread.
#331 to #207 - KevinPutt (11/01/2012) [-]
Try and make yourself feel better.
I hope it works out, buddy.
#338 to #337 - KevinPutt (11/01/2012) [-]
i secretly love you
i secretly love you
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#381 to #377 - triggathepirate (11/01/2012) [-]
Well.   
   
looks like ye got me?
Well.

looks like ye got me?
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User avatar #244 to #165 - karnax (11/01/2012) [-]
I wonder what would happen if I pushed this over
OH NO IT DID EXACTLY WHAT IT'S SUPPOSED TO DO WHEN YOU PUSH IT OVER
User avatar #209 to #165 - sirformidio (11/01/2012) [-]
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
#223 to #165 - michiisgay (11/01/2012) [-]
I just keep watching the girls reaction over and over.
I just keep watching the girls reaction over and over.
#50 - littlenish (11/01/2012) [-]
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#4 - CannonFodder (11/01/2012) [-]
I can't hold all these 			*****		!
I can't hold all these ***** !
#2 - cycloneclone (11/01/2012) [-]
MFW I masturbate and it gets all over the place
MFW I masturbate and it gets all over the place
#445 - tutankhamun (11/02/2012) [-]
Derp.
Derp.
User avatar #461 to #445 - DukeOfLuke (11/02/2012) [-]
i must go my people need me!!!
#382 - tutankhamun (11/02/2012) [-]
HOW DO I COKE
HOW DO I COKE
#341 - freshbakedrolls (11/01/2012) [-]
oh nos my back!
oh nos my back!
#322 - Yardie (11/01/2012) [-]
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#335 to #322 - tatorsalad (11/01/2012) [-]
****** preparation kit
#332 to #322 - freshbakedrolls (11/01/2012) [-]
why do i find this incredibly adorable?
#307 - thedeathofme (11/01/2012) [-]
I noticed that all the bad stuff happens in black &amp; white. Like it's just too HORRIBLE for colors.    
   
Unrelated gif.
I noticed that all the bad stuff happens in black & white. Like it's just too HORRIBLE for colors.

Unrelated gif.
#234 - Welshhobo (11/01/2012) [-]
HOW DO I CLING FILM?
HOW DO I CLING FILM?
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