She Cheated on Her Boyfriend

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#4 - coolcalx (10/27/2012) [+] (21 replies)

I don't care if she was a mass murderer, that's not okay!

I'm fucking terrified of cockroaches

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#8 to #4 - shadoward (10/27/2012) [-]

don't cheat then, lol

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#9 to #8 - coolcalx (10/27/2012) [-]

I had a girlfriend cheat on me with one of my best friends.

she then dumped me while I was at work.

that was a shitty night.

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#14 to #9 - sarhon (10/27/2012) [-]

She was a bitch-cunting whore then, you can find better.

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#25 to #14 - coolcalx (10/27/2012) [-]

plus, she was fat!

no idea why I dated that bitch in the first place. the first time I met her parents, her mom locked me in the basement and interrogated me. like, literally, interrogated me.

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#61 to #25 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/27/2012) [-]

Was she really fat, or are you trying to make yourself feel better?

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#194 to #61 - coolcalx (10/27/2012) [-]

not like whale fat, she was just chubby.

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#259 to #194 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/28/2012) [-]

Well get over it, there are people on this site who haven't found anyone, complain on facebook but not here.

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#289 to #259 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

shadoward told me not to cheat, so I explained that I've been cheated on.

also considering the number of thumbs on my comment, people don't seem to care.

get over it.

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#318 to #289 - shadoward (10/28/2012) [-]

i was just stating that if someone, not you, cheats, any punishment given will be too nice, even the one shown lol.

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#321 to #318 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

idk man. cockroaches? that shit's cray cray.

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#420 to #321 - shadoward (10/28/2012) [-]

they are just bugs, they don't kill ya.

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#423 to #420 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

but they're scary

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#28 to #25 - sarhon (10/27/2012) [-]

Sounds crazy bro haha, then you DEFINETLEY can find better. :P

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Would it cheer you up and help you get over your fear of roaches if I told you that just yesterday there was one in my house and in the 20 minutes it took to kill it, I made at least 20 Warhammer references? I threw a shoe at it and shouted "FOR THE EMPEROR!" Fucking roaches. Heretical little bastards.

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#10 to #9 - Gibberte (10/27/2012) [-]

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#298 to #9 - tricher (10/28/2012) [-]

Must of been a tragic night at Mcdonalds

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#300 to #298 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

Zaxby's

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#349 to #300 - tricher (10/28/2012) [-]

I'm so sorry

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#356 to #349 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

minimum wage job, but I made enough money to pay cash for my car. no payments or anything.

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#386 to #356 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

that is, I don't have any monthly payments for my car.

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#22 to #9 - themotherland (10/27/2012) [-]

holy shit, same thing happened to me a month ago. Fuck women

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#211 - michiisgay (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**michiisgay rolls 44**

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#95 - fistpump (10/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)

Many creepy insects contained within a box! Better throw the opened box at the fucking roof, rather than put the lid back on!
Woman logic...

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#160 to #95 - goldenleaf (10/27/2012) [-]

It scared the shit out of her and made her jump. most would have done this same

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#276 to #95 - tellmemore (10/28/2012) [-]

She did it out of fright, I'm sure plenty of other people would've done the same. I'd like to see you in that car.

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#282 to #276 - fistpump (10/28/2012) [-]

Sir, it's only meant as a joke, please don't take it to heart.

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#285 to #282 - tellmemore (10/28/2012) [-]

It's okay.

I'm not a sir..

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#286 to #285 - fistpump (10/28/2012) [-]

Forgive me, madam.

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#287 to #286 - tellmemore (10/28/2012) [-]

You're forgiven.

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#273 to #95 - anonymous (10/28/2012) [-]

I know many guys that would have just chucked the box as well in freight. You're just a sexist douche. I'm a dude by the way

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#45 - fellfox (10/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)

how does someone even get that many spiders in the box?

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#47 to #45 - underporches (10/27/2012) [-]

Have... have you ever seen a spider in your life?

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#72 to #47 - fellfox (10/27/2012) [-]

yes i know but thinking did he have to knock them all out with some kind of gas or something to get them all in there?

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#89 to #45 - onkii ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

cockroaches

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#90 - onkii ONLINE (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

everyone is saying those are spiders, but they're cockroaches.

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#101 to #90 - hyenafarts (10/27/2012) [-]

I thought they were bees...

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#416 to #101 - anonyrnoose (10/28/2012) [-]

I thought they were overgrown rolli pollies

I need some sleep...

Or maybe I'm just retarded.

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#198 - peepeethesailor (10/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)

**peepeethesailor rolls 11** How many peepees i got

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**ishalltroll rolls 09** DOUBLE-DUBS!

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#362 to #214 - GreenToxon (10/28/2012) [-]

**GreenToxon rolls 50**

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#262 - ihatem (10/28/2012) [-]

By all means, when you're holding a box of bugs, throw the motherfuckers up in the air

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#34 - randomnab (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

He locked her INSIDE the car.

Wat.

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#68 to #34 - shazmothree (10/27/2012) [-]

I guess you'd just have to stand there hitting the lock button on the keys over and over again

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#226 to #34 - sahakid (10/28/2012) [-]

I'm assuming child security locks

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#15 - colonelroymustang ONLINE (10/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)

Instead of calmly placing the lid back onto the box and setting it far away she threw it and scattered the live bugs all over the place. What a fucking catch she must have been.

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#29 to #15 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]

Yea, what a fuckin stupid cunt, acting out of instinct and all...

She must be severely braindamaged to not be able to handle a sudden fear / adrenaline rush... stupid slut...

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#38 to #15 - iamphoenix (10/27/2012) [-]

If I gave you a box filled with spiders, and you didn't freak the fuck out and immediately push away the threat (death by the embodiment of fear and pain) after opening it then there would be something wrong with you.

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#49 to #38 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]

Cockroaches

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#52 to #49 - iamphoenix (10/27/2012) [-]

I used spiders as an example, since everybody is either scared of spiders or lying.

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#78 to #52 - colonelroymustang ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

I'm actually not scared of spiders. Picture of spider I found in my garage. Unfortunately, she was dying when I took the picture

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#105 to #78 - iamphoenix (10/27/2012) [-]

That thing is horrifying.

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#209 to #78 - chaosbob (10/27/2012) [-]

WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WAS OKAY TO POST THAT

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#346 to #209 - colonelroymustang ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]

Because I am your new god now.

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#166 - kreekydoorS (10/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)

wait a minute...he locked her IN her car?

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#177 to #166 - beyondwolf (10/27/2012) [-]

She's a woman. What do you expect?

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#179 to #166 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]

no that was a prank, i think in a brazilian show, and the car was open, she was just stupid...

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#147 - alphadolan (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I would have tried something else but ya know... it's whatever

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#171 to #147 - Jellyfishv ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

I lost it when Oprah was dancing around. xD

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#178 - snaresinger (10/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)

Why the fuck did she throw them? This is why women are seen as irrational. They don't think before they do shit. They panic and act emotionally.

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#193 to #178 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

I would probably have done the same thing...

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#212 to #178 - neutralgray (10/27/2012) [-]

I'm sorry but I'm sure this is one of those situations where gender doesn't matter. It's human instinct to jump or move back in fear, not a female instinct. You would have to amazing cognitive control to not jump at this because that box of "chocolates" is most certainly not an everyday expected event or even a conventional prank.

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#206 to #178 - noonecares (10/27/2012) [-]

Most people would at least drop it in surprise or fear. Getting away from something you're afraid of is a survival instinct.

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#228 to #178 - pineappletime (10/28/2012) [-]

>implying that an average man would just calmly put the lid back on when discovering a box full of fucking cockroaches.

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#204 to #178 - thegirlyoudespise ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

If thats acting irrational then i know plenty of men that would act irrational in this situation

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#213 to #178 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]

Blabla Women suck
THUMBS FOR EVERYONE

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#94 - ferndizzle (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

how can you lock someone IN a car these days?

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#98 to #94 - stevenrm **User deleted account** (10/27/2012) [-]

child lock in the back

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#156 to #94 - wolfmutt (10/27/2012) [-]

She's blonde?

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#266 - AirborneAlpha (10/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)

She's dead now.

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#281 to #266 - tickleshits (10/28/2012) [-]

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#328 to #281 - anonymous (10/28/2012) [-]

I want that freaking hat, umbreon is the stuff.

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#371 - fingercramp (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)

her ex's fw

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#373 to #371 - chopyourhandoff (10/28/2012) [-]

SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN

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#75 - boogerpicker (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

How do you get locked in your own car?

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#269 - hairydickfarts (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)

damn... thats just cruel.

i would wet myself

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#309 to #269 - skinless (10/28/2012) [-]

me personally i would've filled it with one of these bad boys

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#272 to #269 - sathrax (10/28/2012) [-]

I'd do it.

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#144 - malifauxdeux (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

MFW they are not the bees :(.

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#54 - ilovetocuddle (10/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Jokes on him. He has a fuckton of bugs in his car.

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#56 to #54 - nidhugg (10/27/2012) [-]

"..and locked her in her car."

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#57 to #56 - ilovetocuddle (10/27/2012) [-]

lets ignore the fact that he shouldn't be able to.

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#59 to #57 - nidhugg (10/27/2012) [-]

Everything is able with the power of ~~Satan~~ Jesus!

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#62 to #59 - nidhugg (10/27/2012) [-]

What?

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#91 to #62 - lordlucifer ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

Back off small fry he called me first

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#63 to #62 - nidhugg (10/27/2012) [-]

Nothing Jesus, move along

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#64 to #63 - nidhugg (10/27/2012) [-]

No one wants me....
Don't cry, Jesus, don't cry

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She Cheated on Her Boyfriend

She cheated on her boyfriend, so he gave her a gift and locked her in her car.

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