She Cheated on Her Boyfriend

#4 - coolcalx

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(10/27/2012) [-]

I don't care if she was a mass murderer, that's not okay!

I'm ******* terrified of cockroaches

#8 to #4 - shadoward

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(10/27/2012) [-]

don't cheat then, lol

#9 to #8 - coolcalx

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(10/27/2012) [-]

I had a girlfriend cheat on me with one of my best friends.

she then dumped me while I was at work.

that was a ****** night.

#14 to #9 - sarhon

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(10/27/2012) [-]

She was a bitch-cunting whore then, you can find better.

#25 to #14 - coolcalx

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(10/27/2012) [-]

plus, she was fat!

no idea why I dated that bitch in the first place. the first time I met her parents, her mom locked me in the basement and interrogated me. like, literally, interrogated me.

#61 to #25 - hawaiianhappysauce

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Was she really fat, or are you trying to make yourself feel better?

#194 to #61 - coolcalx

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not like whale fat, she was just chubby.

#259 to #194 - hawaiianhappysauce

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(10/28/2012) [-]

Well get over it, there are people on this site who haven't found anyone, complain on facebook but not here.

#289 to #259 - coolcalx

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(10/28/2012) [-]

shadoward told me not to cheat, so I explained that I've been cheated on.

also considering the number of thumbs on my comment, people don't seem to care.

get over it.

#318 to #289 - shadoward

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(10/28/2012) [-]

i was just stating that if someone, not you, cheats, any punishment given will be too nice, even the one shown lol.

#321 to #318 - coolcalx

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(10/28/2012) [-]

idk man. cockroaches? that ****** cray cray.

#420 to #321 - shadoward

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(10/28/2012) [-]

they are just bugs, they don't kill ya.

#423 to #420 - coolcalx

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but they're scary

#28 to #25 - sarhon

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Sounds crazy bro haha, then you DEFINETLEY can find better. :P

#83 to #9 - EdwardNigma

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Would it cheer you up and help you get over your fear of roaches if I told you that just yesterday there was one in my house and in the 20 minutes it took to kill it, I made at least 20 Warhammer references? I threw a shoe at it and shouted "FOR THE EMPEROR!" ******* roaches. Heretical little bastards.

#10 to #9 - Gibberte

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#298 to #9 - tricher

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Must of been a tragic night at Mcdonalds

#300 to #298 - coolcalx

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Zaxby's

#349 to #300 - tricher

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I'm so sorry

#356 to #349 - coolcalx

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minimum wage job, but I made enough money to pay cash for my car. no payments or anything.

#386 to #356 - coolcalx

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that is, I don't have any monthly payments for my car.

#22 to #9 - themotherland

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(10/27/2012) [-]

holy ****, same thing happened to me a month ago. **** women

#211 - michiisgay

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(10/27/2012) [-]

**michiisgay rolls 44**

#224 to #211 - garvielxloken

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#232 to #211 - morbidbreath

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#95 - fistpump

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Many creepy insects contained within a box! Better throw the opened box at the ******* roof, rather than put the lid back on!
Woman logic...

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I know many guys that would have just chucked the box as well in freight. You're just a sexist douche. I'm a dude by the way

#275 to #273 - fistpump

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#276 to #95 - tellmemore

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(10/28/2012) [-]

She did it out of fright, I'm sure plenty of other people would've done the same. I'd like to see you in that car.

#282 to #276 - fistpump

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(10/28/2012) [-]

Sir, it's only meant as a joke, please don't take it to heart.

#285 to #282 - tellmemore

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(10/28/2012) [-]

It's okay.

I'm not a sir..

#286 to #285 - fistpump

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Forgive me, madam.

#287 to #286 - tellmemore

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You're forgiven.

#427 to #287 - Apes

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#160 to #95 - goldenleaf

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It scared the **** out of her and made her jump. most would have done this same

#45 - fellfox

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(10/27/2012) [-]

how does someone even get that many spiders in the box?

#89 to #45 - onkii

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cockroaches

#47 to #45 - underporches

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Have... have you ever seen a spider in your life?

#72 to #47 - fellfox

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yes i know but thinking did he have to knock them all out with some kind of gas or something to get them all in there?

#90 - onkii

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(10/27/2012) [-]

everyone is saying those are spiders, but they're cockroaches.

#101 to #90 - hyenafarts

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(10/27/2012) [-]

I thought they were bees...

#416 to #101 - anonyrnoose

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I thought they were overgrown rolli pollies

I need some sleep...

Or maybe I'm just retarded.

#198 - peepeethesailor

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(10/27/2012) [-]

**peepeethesailor rolls 11** How many peepees i got

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#214 to #198 - ishalltroll

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**ishalltroll rolls 09** DOUBLE-DUBS!

#216 to #214 - ishalltroll

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#233 to #216 - vivapinatapro

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#362 to #214 - GreenToxon

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**GreenToxon rolls 50**

#44 - konkeydong

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#262 - ihatem

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(10/28/2012) [-]

By all means, when you're holding a box of bugs, throw the ************* up in the air

#34 - randomnab

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(10/27/2012) [-]

He locked her INSIDE the car.

Wat.

#226 to #34 - sahakid

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(10/28/2012) [-]

I'm assuming child security locks

#68 to #34 - shazmothree

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(10/27/2012) [-]

I guess you'd just have to stand there hitting the lock button on the keys over and over again

#166 - kreekydoorS

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(10/27/2012) [-]

wait a minute...he locked her IN her car?

#179 to #166 - anon id: 0f67334f

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(10/27/2012) [-]

no that was a prank, i think in a brazilian show, and the car was open, she was just stupid...

#177 to #166 - beyondwolf

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(10/27/2012) [-]

She's a woman. What do you expect?

#167 to #166 - kreekydoorS

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(10/27/2012) [-]

She cheated on her boyfriend, so he gave her a gift and locked her in her car.