She Cheated on Her Boyfriend

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#4 - coolcalx (10/27/2012) [+] (21 replies)

I don't care if she was a mass ******** , that's not okay!

I'm ******* terrified of cockroaches

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#8 to #4 - shadoward (10/27/2012) [-]

don't cheat then, lol

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#9 to #8 - coolcalx (10/27/2012) [-]

I had a girlfriend cheat on me with one of my best friends.

she then dumped me while I was at work.

that was a ****** night.

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#14 to #9 - sarhon (10/27/2012) [-]

She was a ************* whore then, you can find better.

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#25 to #14 - coolcalx (10/27/2012) [-]

plus, she was fat!

no idea why I dated that bitch in the first place. the first time I met her parents, her mom locked me in the basement and interrogated me. like, literally, interrogated me.

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#61 to #25 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/27/2012) [-]

Was she really fat, or are you trying to make yourself feel better?

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#194 to #61 - coolcalx (10/27/2012) [-]

not like whale fat, she was just chubby.

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#259 to #194 - hawaiianhappysauce (10/28/2012) [-]

Well get over it, there are people on this site who haven't found anyone, complain on facebook but not here.

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#289 to #259 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

shadoward told me not to cheat, so I explained that I've been cheated on.

also considering the number of thumbs on my comment, people don't seem to care.

get over it.

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#318 to #289 - shadoward (10/28/2012) [-]

i was just stating that if someone, not you, cheats, any punishment given will be too nice, even the one shown lol.

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#321 to #318 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

idk man. cockroaches? that ****** cray cray.

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#420 to #321 - shadoward (10/28/2012) [-]

they are just bugs, they don't kill ya.

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#423 to #420 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

but they're scary

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#28 to #25 - sarhon (10/27/2012) [-]

Sounds crazy bro haha, then you DEFINETLEY can find better. :P

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Would it cheer you up and help you get over your fear of roaches if I told you that just yesterday there was one in my house and in the 20 minutes it took to kill it, I made at least 20 Warhammer references? I threw a shoe at it and shouted "FOR THE EMPEROR!" ******* roaches. Heretical little bastards.

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#10 to #9 - Gibberte (10/27/2012) [-]

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#298 to #9 - tricher (10/28/2012) [-]

Must of been a tragic night at Mcdonalds

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#300 to #298 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

Zaxby's

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#349 to #300 - tricher (10/28/2012) [-]

I'm so sorry

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#356 to #349 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

minimum wage job, but I made enough money to pay cash for my car. no payments or anything.

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#386 to #356 - coolcalx (10/28/2012) [-]

that is, I don't have any monthly payments for my car.

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#22 to #9 - themotherland (10/27/2012) [-]

holy **** , same thing happened to me a month ago. **** women

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#211 - michiisgay (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

**michiisgay rolls 44**

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#232 to #211 - morbidbreath (10/28/2012) [-]

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#95 - fistpump (10/27/2012) [+] (9 replies)

Many creepy insects contained within a box! Better throw the opened box at the ******* roof, rather than put the lid back on!
Woman logic...

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#160 to #95 - goldenleaf (10/27/2012) [-]

It scared the **** out of her and made her jump. most would have done this same

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#276 to #95 - tellmemore (10/28/2012) [-]

She did it out of fright, I'm sure plenty of other people would've done the same. I'd like to see you in that car.

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#282 to #276 - fistpump (10/28/2012) [-]

Sir, it's only meant as a joke, please don't take it to heart.

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#285 to #282 - tellmemore (10/28/2012) [-]

It's okay.

I'm not a sir..

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#286 to #285 - fistpump (10/28/2012) [-]

Forgive me, madam.

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#287 to #286 - tellmemore (10/28/2012) [-]

You're forgiven.

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#273 to #95 - anonymous (10/28/2012) [-]

I know many guys that would have just chucked the box as well in freight. You're just a sexist douche. I'm a dude by the way

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#45 - fellfox (10/27/2012) [+] (4 replies)

how does someone even get that many spiders in the box?

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#47 to #45 - underporches ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

Have... have you ever seen a spider in your life?

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#72 to #47 - fellfox (10/27/2012) [-]

yes i know but thinking did he have to knock them all out with some kind of gas or something to get them all in there?

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#89 to #45 - onkii (10/27/2012) [-]

cockroaches

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#90 - onkii (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

everyone is saying those are spiders, but they're cockroaches.

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#101 to #90 - hyenafarts (10/27/2012) [-]

I thought they were bees...

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#416 to #101 - anonyrnoose (10/28/2012) [-]

I thought they were overgrown rolli pollies

I need some sleep...

Or maybe I'm just retarded.

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#198 - peepeethesailor (10/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)

**peepeethesailor rolls 11** How many peepees i got

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**ishalltroll rolls 09** DOUBLE-DUBS!

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#362 to #214 - GreenToxon (10/28/2012) [-]

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#262 - ihatem (10/28/2012) [-]

By all means, when you're holding a box of bugs, throw the ************* up in the air

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#34 - randomnab (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

He locked her INSIDE the car.

Wat.

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#68 to #34 - shazmothree (10/27/2012) [-]

I guess you'd just have to stand there hitting the lock button on the keys over and over again

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#226 to #34 - sahakid (10/28/2012) [-]

I'm assuming child security locks

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#15 - colonelroymustang (10/27/2012) [+] (8 replies)

Instead of calmly placing the lid back onto the box and setting it far away she threw it and ********* the live bugs all over the place. What a ******* catch she must have been.

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#29 to #15 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]

Yea, what a ****** stupid **** , acting out of instinct and all...

She must be severely braindamaged to not be able to handle a sudden fear / adrenaline rush... stupid slut...

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#38 to #15 - iamphoenix (10/27/2012) [-]

If I gave you a box filled with spiders, and you didn't freak the **** out and immediately push away the threat (death by the embodiment of fear and pain) after opening it then there would be something wrong with you.

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#49 to #38 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]

Cockroaches

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#52 to #49 - iamphoenix (10/27/2012) [-]

I used spiders as an example, since everybody is either scared of spiders or lying.

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#78 to #52 - colonelroymustang (10/27/2012) [-]

I'm actually not scared of spiders. Picture of spider I found in my garage. Unfortunately, she was dying when I took the picture

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#105 to #78 - iamphoenix (10/27/2012) [-]

That thing is horrifying.

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#209 to #78 - chaosbob (10/27/2012) [-]

WHAT MADE YOU THINK IT WAS OKAY TO POST THAT

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#346 to #209 - colonelroymustang (10/28/2012) [-]

Because I am your new god now.

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#166 - kreekydoorS (10/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)

wait a minute...he locked her IN her car?

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#177 to #166 - beyondwolf (10/27/2012) [-]

She's a woman. What do you expect?

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#179 to #166 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]

no that was a prank, i think in a brazilian show, and the car was open, she was just stupid...

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#147 - alphadolan (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

I would have tried something else but ya know... it's whatever

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#171 to #147 - Jellyfishv ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

I lost it when Oprah was dancing around. xD

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#178 - snaresinger (10/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)

Why the **** did she throw them? This is why women are seen as irrational. They don't think before they do **** . They panic and act emotionally.

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#193 to #178 - tylosaurus ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

I would probably have done the same thing...

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#212 to #178 - neutralgray (10/27/2012) [-]

I'm sorry but I'm sure this is one of those situations where gender doesn't matter. It's human instinct to jump or move back in fear, not a female instinct. You would have to amazing cognitive control to not jump at this because that box of "chocolates" is most certainly not an everyday expected event or even a conventional prank.

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#206 to #178 - noonecares (10/27/2012) [-]

Most people would at least drop it in surprise or fear. Getting away from something you're afraid of is a survival instinct.

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#228 to #178 - pineappletime (10/28/2012) [-]

>implying that an average man would just calmly put the lid back on when discovering a box full of ******* cockroaches.

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#204 to #178 - thegirlyoudespise (10/27/2012) [-]

If thats acting irrational then i know plenty of men that would act irrational in this situation

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#213 to #178 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]

Blabla Women suck
THUMBS FOR EVERYONE

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#94 - ferndizzle (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)

how can you lock someone IN a car these days?

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#98 to #94 - stevenrm **User deleted account** (10/27/2012) [-]

child lock in the back

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#156 to #94 - wolfmutt (10/27/2012) [-]

She's blonde?

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#266 - AirborneAlpha (10/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)

She's dead now.

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#328 to #281 - anonymous (10/28/2012) [-]

I want that freaking hat, umbreon is the stuff.

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#371 - fingercramp (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)

her ex's fw

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#373 to #371 - chopyourhandoff (10/28/2012) [-]

SOME MEN JUST WANT TO WATCH THE WORLD BURN

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#75 - boogerpicker (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

How do you get locked in your own car?

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#269 - hairydickfarts (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)

damn... thats just cruel.

i would wet myself

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#309 to #269 - skinless (10/28/2012) [-]

me personally i would've filled it with one of these bad boys

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#272 to #269 - sathrax (10/28/2012) [-]

I'd do it.

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#144 - malifauxdeux (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)

MFW they are not the bees :(.

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#54 - ilovetocuddle (10/27/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Jokes on him. He has a ******* of bugs in his car.

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#56 to #54 - nidhugg ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

"..and locked her in her car."

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#57 to #56 - ilovetocuddle (10/27/2012) [-]

lets ignore the fact that he shouldn't be able to.

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#59 to #57 - nidhugg ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

Everything is able with the power of ~~Satan~~ Jesus!

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#62 to #59 - nidhugg ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

What?

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#91 to #62 - lordlucifer (10/27/2012) [-]

Back off small fry he called me first

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#63 to #62 - nidhugg ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

Nothing Jesus, move along

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#64 to #63 - nidhugg ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]

No one wants me....
Don't cry, Jesus, don't cry

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She Cheated on Her Boyfriend

She cheated on her boyfriend, so he gave her a gift and locked her in her car.

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