I Know Which One I'd Rather. .. I don't want to sound like I'm defending alcohol, but you obviously have never had "too much cannabis"... cause that's not how you look after "to
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#383 - anonymous (11/02/2012) [-]
nothing beats a wake n' bake and a huge cup of coffee.
User avatar #347 - poopyloopy (10/23/2012) [-]
I prefer them at the same time
#346 - optimistchime (10/23/2012) [-]
Drugs, not even once...well maybe once, that looks pretty fun
Drugs, not even once...well maybe once, that looks pretty fun
#328 - infinitereaper (10/23/2012) [-]
It's not the drug it's how you use it   
   
Hangovers are for idiots who don't understand the perfect level of alcohol/water consumption   
Cannibals is fine as long as you aren't high 24/7   
LSD, and shrooms are fine and maybe even good for your brain/personality/creativity   
As long as you don't take excessive doses and in moderation relative to those drugs   
Even opium taken in moderation/responsibly isn't all that bad   
   
   
I've got science, common sense and rationality to back this up. But everyone here is either "hurr durrr" pot heads and their ranting or "hurr durr" all drugs are bad I watch the news and TV. Honestly it makes me sick. No one cares about the truth, just their opinions whilst thinking they base their opinions on the truth.
It's not the drug it's how you use it

Hangovers are for idiots who don't understand the perfect level of alcohol/water consumption
Cannibals is fine as long as you aren't high 24/7
LSD, and shrooms are fine and maybe even good for your brain/personality/creativity
As long as you don't take excessive doses and in moderation relative to those drugs
Even opium taken in moderation/responsibly isn't all that bad


I've got science, common sense and rationality to back this up. But everyone here is either "hurr durrr" pot heads and their ranting or "hurr durr" all drugs are bad I watch the news and TV. Honestly it makes me sick. No one cares about the truth, just their opinions whilst thinking they base their opinions on the truth.
User avatar #384 to #328 - fedegon ONLINE (06/08/2013) [-]
Excuse me, do you know the source of this anime?
User avatar #343 to #328 - brownchaos (10/23/2012) [-]
i'm almost afraid to ask what anime
User avatar #335 to #328 - lolollo ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
"LSD, and shrooms are fine and maybe even good for your brain/personality/creativity"

I'm sorry, but I can't take that seriously after my buddy got an F in his art class after feeding me the same line. You have to, like, TRY to fail an art class.
#385 to #335 - tedge (11/22/2013) [-]
shrooms are known to treat depression. they're starting to use them medicinally.
User avatar #337 to #335 - infinitereaper (10/23/2012) [-]
With personality, I was referring to the Hopkins study, so with shrooms not so much.
LSD maybe.
But just because you can picture something incredibly beautiful doesn't mean you can create it.
Effort and hard work are what it takes to create art, that and talent/genius.
I say LSD maybe because it can trigger stuff like sense synchronicity, the stuff that gives autistic savants/some geniuses their amazing powers/talents.
Just experiencing that should open up your perspective on life and things a little more. Though real scientific study is rather lacking.
User avatar #329 to #328 - wallacewells (10/23/2012) [-]
>Cannibals
User avatar #331 to #329 - infinitereaper (10/23/2012) [-]
******* firefox you have failed me
#324 - killedkenny (10/23/2012) [-]
Both have their pros and cons...end of story. Here's a funny .gif.
Both have their pros and cons...end of story. Here's a funny .gif.
User avatar #320 - itwasntnsfw (10/23/2012) [-]
Smoked weed for the first time last night.

It burns like hell said no one to me ever.

It made me not want to smoke it anymore, then I started playing Parchment Mario: Thousand Year Door, and had Luigi read me a story. I don't know why but ti was the funniest **** ever at the time.
#332 to #320 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [-]
I can relate, it was probably insane. PARCHMENT MARIO
User avatar #318 - angeljc (10/23/2012) [-]
why is he sleeping on a ****** ?

dem pillows;)
#317 - whomadewho (10/23/2012) [-]
Oh I get why its so funny, because you want pot legalized, because alcohol is legal. omg, my sides hurts....
Oh I get why its so funny, because you want pot legalized, because alcohol is legal. omg, my sides hurts....
#336 to #317 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [-]
no derp its cause theres no hangover from weed, jesus christ man
User avatar #338 to #336 - whomadewho (10/23/2012) [-]
omg, it just keeps getting funnier...
I mean, there is NO hangover! holy **** thats classic. Next thing you are going to tell me that alcohol is found in beer...
User avatar #310 - glassonglass (10/23/2012) [-]
I like it.
User avatar #308 - loledat (10/23/2012) [-]
Why are you sleeping on a football!?
User avatar #316 to #308 - silasdg (10/23/2012) [-]
If you think of it as a vag the second picture is so much more interesting.
User avatar #306 - Mward (10/23/2012) [-]
The right is just me waking up....
Ever.
#304 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Let's make something clear.   
   
Weed is a 						*******					 plant. That you smoke.   
 Who the 						****					 goes to a social event and goes "LETS BLAZE IT 420" After the age of sixteen?   
   
Alcohol is a 						*******					 Gift from the Gods, and to be fair, Hangovers are really never this bad. (Speaking of which, Hangover is the most overrated movie in the history of mankind)   
   
INB4 Stoner 						*******					 start redthumbing me into oblivion. I'm an Alcoholic (Actually, Officially speaking, I have what's called a Drinking Problem. Not quite an Alcoholic yet) What do you expect?   
   
It's not Weed that I hate. It's the 						*******					 Stupid <20 Year olds who Run around and never exactly finished the 7th Grade, and just bring pot into   
Every   
						*******					   
Conversation.   
   
"So my Aunt Sally Died last week"   
"OH DOOD. WEED IS A MIRACLE DRUG, DID YOU KNOW THAT IT CAN EXTEND LIFE FOR LITERALLY 82312310 HOURS?"   
   
						****					 you all.
Let's make something clear.

Weed is a ******* plant. That you smoke.
Who the **** goes to a social event and goes "LETS BLAZE IT 420" After the age of sixteen?

Alcohol is a ******* Gift from the Gods, and to be fair, Hangovers are really never this bad. (Speaking of which, Hangover is the most overrated movie in the history of mankind)

INB4 Stoner ******* start redthumbing me into oblivion. I'm an Alcoholic (Actually, Officially speaking, I have what's called a Drinking Problem. Not quite an Alcoholic yet) What do you expect?

It's not Weed that I hate. It's the ******* Stupid <20 Year olds who Run around and never exactly finished the 7th Grade, and just bring pot into
Every
*******
Conversation.

"So my Aunt Sally Died last week"
"OH DOOD. WEED IS A MIRACLE DRUG, DID YOU KNOW THAT IT CAN EXTEND LIFE FOR LITERALLY 82312310 HOURS?"

**** you all.
User avatar #362 to #304 - rdangerdash ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
I smoke weed but I never talk about it. I don't even really like people knowing about it. It's just that sometimes I'd like to come home after a long day and relax on my own away from the rest of the world. Do you have a problem with me or are we cool?
User avatar #363 to #362 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
>I smoke weed but I never talk about it. I don't even really like people knowing about it. It's just that sometimes I'd like to come home after a long day and relax on my own away from the rest of the world. Do you have a problem with me or are we cool?

>Talks about it.

You bet your sweet ass I got a problem with you.
User avatar #364 to #363 - rdangerdash ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
Okay. Well I guess I just won't talk to you any more and we can go our separate ways and take our opinions with us.
User avatar #365 to #364 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
I was only jawshin.
Relax.
Stay a while.
User avatar #366 to #365 - rdangerdash ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
M'kay. Well, If you are interested in my thoughts on alcohol I'd be happy to share. Otherwise now would be the time to stop reading. My mother was raised by alcoholics so she was never too keen on getting very drunk. She raised me and my siblings to drink in a very controlled and safe manner. She set us limits so that we could still have fun whilst not feeling too many of the negative effects of alcohol. And not once did I ever wake up with a hangover after drinking under her supervision. I think if people were taught about alcohol the way me and my siblings were then people wouldn't really have any kind of problem with it.
User avatar #367 to #366 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Yeah dude. I understand your view.
I grew up in a village, in Rural Ass Serbia, alcohol was pretty much like water there. I'm pretty sure if people experienced alcohol and knew what it really did to people, people wouldn't be as ridiculous as they are now with it.
User avatar #368 to #367 - rdangerdash ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
And it's the same with most potentially harmful activity. If people were to be taught how to act then the world would be a very different place. We wouldn't be hearing about kids getting knocked up or killed in drug or alcohol related accidents or any of that stuff if we just sat our kids down and told them what to do and how to do it right.
User avatar #369 to #368 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Yeah bro. I feel bad for kids these days, especially the sons and daughters of teen parents.
#334 to #304 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [-]
I'm an alchy, and you seem a little pissed.

To each his own bro, if you went to any meetings or rehab you'd understand. A drug is a drug, let us have ours, them have theirs, I've never smoked but i drink like a fish and people don't understand. I've had pot head friends who were amazed i was cool with them liking pot.

They wanna smoke, let em smoke. We wanna drink, let us drink, people can get themselves in trouble, or into fights without anyone's help if they want to. =)

I only agree with the hangover part but thats def the tolerance.
User avatar #341 to #334 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Yeah bro, I getcha.
#330 to #304 - whatwhen (10/23/2012) [-]
**whatwhen rolled a random image posted in comment #1284608 at MLP Friendly Board ** ahh alcohol i love it! and i hate potheads too.
theres nothing wrong if you smoke a joint or 2 in year, but some ***** smoke every god damn day and few months later they cant even tie a legit sentence
hangovers, well that depends on what and how much you drink, if you drink 1 thing even a lot, hangover wont be so bad, but if you mix vine, beer, vodka, whiskey you are gonna have a bad time next morning :D also its very important if you drink vodka to drink something on top like juice or lemonade (super important NOT carbonated)
User avatar #340 to #330 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Well yeah dude. Vodka is a killer.
User avatar #345 to #340 - whatwhen (10/23/2012) [-]
well its strong, but i can handle quite a lot of it, whiskey hits me the most worst thing is that it makes me aggressive so i dont drink it anymore
anywhore the best for me is beer, drink it whole night and just enjoy a conversation with buds
User avatar #348 to #345 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Beer is kinda eh for me.

Being the Balkan ******* I am, I like things like Raki, Ouzo, and Retsina.

Whiskey is cool but it really depends on the brand. My favorite is Canadian Hunter.
User avatar #349 to #348 - whatwhen (10/23/2012) [-]
i drank scottish leader and jack, both did the same thing so i dont want to try any other anymore
also i dont know any of those things you wrote lol
#351 to #349 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Retsina.
User avatar #352 to #350 - whatwhen (10/23/2012) [-]
looks like vodka to me, whats the difference?
User avatar #355 to #352 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
That it's completely different?

Vodka is distilled and made with Potatos. Raki is made from anise. And it's ******* awesome. Plus it turns white when you put ice in it.

Vodka is **** tier imo. Especially Smirnoff.
User avatar #356 to #355 - whatwhen (10/23/2012) [-]
smirnoff is **** . over here our vodka is made of anise, not potatos
User avatar #358 to #356 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Also Vodka is always made and distilled with Potatos.
That's what makes it Vodka :|

Vodka with Anise Extract isn't Vodka at all.
User avatar #357 to #356 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Where do you live? Rofl.
User avatar #359 to #357 - whatwhen (10/23/2012) [-]
lithuania, and we call it vodka
User avatar #360 to #359 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Oh gawd.
User avatar #361 to #360 - whatwhen (10/23/2012) [-]
what?
#322 to #304 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [-]
I think there's more of you guys that complain than people who are actually the ones talking about it
User avatar #321 to #304 - syis (10/23/2012) [-]
Why so angry, lad?
I like alcohol, I love wine and cognac, I seriously drink more than I should, but I also like a joint every now and then.
Actually, one goes very well with the other.

By the way, how can you be so reactive about potters when you give such an apology for alcohol?

What if weed was a ******* gift from the gods?

Oh, and if you really think that hangovers are not that bad, I guess we have a different notion about "going all out".
User avatar #344 to #321 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Also The Hang Over part.
It's a Tolerance Thing, I've been Drinking alcohol since I was a little kid. (Sort of how I grew up.)
User avatar #339 to #321 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
The gift from the god part, is a joke.
I was mostly being satirical
#325 to #321 - carlsagouin (10/23/2012) [-]
There are still wise people :)
#312 to #304 - RequieminMortis (10/23/2012) [-]
"Who the **** goes to a social event and goes "LETS BLAZE IT 420" After the age of sixteen?"

Really, should be self-explanatory.
User avatar #314 to #312 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
I too late, realized the irony of my statement.
User avatar #302 - Danzig (10/23/2012) [-]
either way, I enjoy alcohol more
User avatar #305 to #302 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
Awwyeah bro.
#301 - pencilartist (10/23/2012) [-]
Can someone explain to me the appeal of smoking a drinking?    
   
I'm not asking in a sarcastic way, I just want to hear the views of the FJ pro-420 community. Honestly, you guys are probably more logical than the kids/teenagers who do it because they're bored and can apparently find nothing to do with their lives.
Can someone explain to me the appeal of smoking a drinking?

I'm not asking in a sarcastic way, I just want to hear the views of the FJ pro-420 community. Honestly, you guys are probably more logical than the kids/teenagers who do it because they're bored and can apparently find nothing to do with their lives.
User avatar #323 to #301 - syis (10/23/2012) [-]
Drinking alcohol makes you forget about your limits and it's fun.
Smoking weed makes you think about unusual stuff and it's fun.

I guess it sums it up.
User avatar #327 to #323 - pencilartist (10/23/2012) [-]
Fair and valid points, thanks for your input.

User avatar #309 to #301 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
I'm not pro-Weed. But many people these days smoke weed because it's "Cool" or because of the things people say calling it a Miracle Drug. (Even though it's not.) I'm pretty sure it's the social status of Weed that brings people into it.

I drink Alcohol Personally, to dull my Tinnitus, and pain (Emotional and Physical)
It also calms my nerves. I don't get plastered but I do like to be pretty tipsy on an average day, makes life more enjoyable.

Most People Drink for the same reason they Smoke. Either because it's Cool, or just to get wasted or High.

>inb4 BUT I SMOKE WEED BECAUSE X AND DRINK BECAUSE Y.
(Most People. FJ isn't "Most People")
User avatar #326 to #309 - pencilartist (10/23/2012) [-]
I've noticed it becoming a very ridiculous problem. Not the weed smokers, but the people who actively run around talking about how much they smoke, or what they did on Pot/drugs.

Anywho, interesting input, thanks for allowing me to hear your personal story.

Have a good 'morrow.
User avatar #342 to #326 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
You as well sir.
User avatar #315 to #309 - angeljc (10/23/2012) [-]
not all of us do it because of a social status....just like you like to drink casually some of us like to smoke casually, there are a lot of stupid little annoying pot-heads, but i know just as many annoying dunks and drinkers,stuff like weed and alcohol just kinda attracts them.
User avatar #319 to #315 - alfjnn (10/23/2012) [-]
>inb4 BUT I SMOKE WEED BECAUSE X AND DRINK BECAUSE Y.
(Most People. FJ isn't "Most People")

But yeah, I get your point bro, most definately.
#303 to #301 - olesc ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
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User avatar #300 - stillscrappy (10/23/2012) [-]
I did Hiv and woke up with Aids once.



Good times man Good times
#297 - RefrainFromTouchin (10/23/2012) [-]
But guise. Weed is the number one killer of everything everywhere

Guise. Guise come on.
#294 - anonymous (10/23/2012) [-]
I would LOVE that cannabis is legal, even though I do not smoke.

I would ake a business and be around, till you sell your own mother for another joint.

Support legalisation and freedom of business!
#289 - EdwardNigma (10/23/2012) [-]
Yeah I prefer that one too, OP.

The alcohol one, because hey, free breakfast right then and there.
User avatar #287 - linksmastersword (10/23/2012) [-]
soo true so so true
User avatar #283 - corundum (10/23/2012) [-]
Alcohol is technically a poison made by yeast to discourage other things from eating their source of sugar.

Are you going to let the yeast win?
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