Ben there franklin. Nananananana go go gadget dick.. it actually looks like he just satisfied four score and seven french whores Youre beautiful
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User avatar #1 - timbs
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I'd say it looks more like he just shat his pants :I
#2 to #1 - captan **User deleted account**
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#6 - ziggydepp
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(10/21/2012) [-]
it actually looks like he just satisfied four score and seven french whores
User avatar #9 - namseal
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Ben Franklin was the best of ALL the Founding Fathers
User avatar #24 to #9 - aboondocksaint
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Abe Lincoln is obviously best, guys
#29 to #9 - airguitar
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(10/21/2012) [-]
#34 to #29 - julpiter
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#33 to #29 - julpiter
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#39 to #33 - airguitar
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(10/21/2012) [-]
In better color
#54 to #39 - ssjlink
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(10/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #28 to #9 - Washington
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I see how it is.
#20 - beatmasterz
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(10/21/2012) [-]
mfw description
User avatar #53 to #20 - beatmasterz
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Get it?
#30 - AreyouSerious
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(10/21/2012) [-]
maybe if he didn't pose for so many pictures he'd get to park in his spot.
User avatar #23 - silasdg
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Well fiinally my username is relevant .

>Silas Dogood was a pen name used by Franklin
User avatar #4 - TardytheTurtle
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I don't care what anyone says about him
he was ******* awesome
if I had a choice to hang out with anyone ever alive, I would choose him
the man knew how to party, at 80-something, he was kicked out of France for getting caught in bed with the Queen. He almost got the turkey as our national bird but he kept going and had to ask for special rules with some bar whores
he seriously would be awesome to hang out with in my opinion
#35 to #4 - kidsquicker
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Plus, he had an illegitimate child with a prostitute. Now that's just gangsta.
Plus, he had an illegitimate child with a prostitute. Now that's just gangsta.
#49 - lolfire
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I’m big Ben Franklin, and this shant be pretty,
Let me instruct you how we battle in the city of Philly.
You couldn’t sell Rick James a bag of crack, you’re out of practice.
My victory’s more certain than death or taxes.
Fact is, you’re a hack, whack QVC joke.
you peddle soap that cleans bird **** from my windows.
I’ll craft a lyrical coffin and then spit the nails in.
Call me Arthur Miller son, 'cause it’s death of a salesman!
#52 to #49 - betaguy
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Hi Billy Mays here with a special TV offer.
Watch me crush this bald fat foppish founding father
I’ll take my awesome auger and sow your quakier oats
I’ll shoot your rhymes down like a regiment of red coats
I’m the lord of the pitch and leader in home sales
You’re just a lumpy pumpkin who invented the mail
Benny’s got kite’n key but you’re in for a shock
When I strike you with bolts from my lightening rod cock
#37 - kidsquicker
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(10/21/2012) [-]
That description.
User avatar #5 - fuckinfuckinfuck
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I LIEK BEN FRANKLIN

BEN FRANKLIN WAS BEST PRESIDENT
User avatar #8 to #5 - DoggyBouncer
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(10/21/2012) [-]
I can't tell if you're being serious or not.
User avatar #11 to #8 - commontroll
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(10/21/2012) [-]
Sir, learn the not so subtle art of sarcasm.
User avatar #13 to #11 - DoggyBouncer
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(10/21/2012) [-]
It's the internet. You can't read someone's tone of typing.
User avatar #14 to #13 - commontroll
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(10/21/2012) [-]
If somebody's typing in all caps and says "LIEK," odds are they're being sarcastic.