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#11 - Thevaultboy
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(10/16/2012) [-]
Related.
Related.
#12 to #11 - paintedxxxgoddess
Reply +35
(10/16/2012) [-]
i lol every damn time
i lol every damn time
#17 to #12 - huszti
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(10/16/2012) [-]
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#7 - cornflakeslover
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(10/16/2012) [-]
>mfw my parent's tell me not to swear   
>mfw my parents tell me to wear a seatbelt   
>mfw people ask me for ID   
>mfw say i do childish things
>mfw my parent's tell me not to swear
>mfw my parents tell me to wear a seatbelt
>mfw people ask me for ID
>mfw say i do childish things
#65 to #7 - joocles
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(10/17/2012) [-]
wearing a seat belts isn't that bad, and once u start doing it it just turns into instinct and u don't think about it
#9 to #7 - anonimoss
Reply +62
(10/16/2012) [-]
How about wear your seatbelt so you don't ******* die?

I agree with everything else
#16 to #9 - gisuar
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(10/16/2012) [-]
everytime i get my snes or gc (smash bros is the ****) out of the basement my mom's all like: not that childish **** again.

**** YOU MOM THAT'S NOT JUST FOR KIDS...
#18 to #16 - anonimoss
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(10/16/2012) [-]
I know that feel, all i want to do is play some mario kart
I know that feel, all i want to do is play some mario kart
#76 to #9 - thepyras
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(10/17/2012) [-]
He rides a motorcycle.
He rides a motorcycle.
#50 to #9 - dezcry
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(10/16/2012) [-]
i never wear a seat-belt because when i fly out i want to break the land speed recorded of fathers Dumbass thrown .



Anyone else?....
#51 to #50 - dezcry
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(10/16/2012) [-]
Farthest*
#28 to #9 - aldheim
Reply -8
(10/16/2012) [-]
Or I could not wear and be ever so slightly more comfortable.
#38 to #28 - oliphan
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(10/16/2012) [-]
>More comfortable   
>Removed from gene pool   
Sounds like a win-win situation!
>More comfortable
>Removed from gene pool
Sounds like a win-win situation!
#30 to #28 - anonimoss
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(10/16/2012) [-]
That's your opinion, I respect that, but I'd rather be slightly less comfy than be thrown through out of the car.
#25 - hipsophobadon
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(10/16/2012) [-]
Every damn time I talk to my mom.   
-Hey mom I did all my chores and have a 3.5 gpa in school and don't have any homework this weekend can I go spend the night at my friends house?   
-No.   
-Why?   
-Cause **** you.
Every damn time I talk to my mom.
-Hey mom I did all my chores and have a 3.5 gpa in school and don't have any homework this weekend can I go spend the night at my friends house?
-No.
-Why?
-Cause **** you.
#15 - donndee
Reply +15
(10/16/2012) [-]
That's the stupid excuse all college kids here have for everything.
#26 to #15 - wishanonscouldpost
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(10/16/2012) [-]
Implying most of FJ isn't in middle/high school.
#27 to #26 - aldheim
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(10/16/2012) [-]
I'm in my first year at University and donndee is right on the ******* money.
#19 - redflame
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(10/16/2012) [-]
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#64 - beavisnbutthead
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(10/17/2012) [-]
>be in 6th grade
>teacher says she hates children
>is a teacher
>mfw
#56 - yuknowherpderp
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(10/17/2012) [-]
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#42 - lolpictures
Reply +6
(10/16/2012) [-]
I thought it would say -
Because I said so!
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#31 - MrAsdf
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(10/16/2012) [-]
you know your parents have no good reason when they say "because i said so".
>mfw
#2 - piggernenis
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(10/16/2012) [-]
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