Mom's #1 answer for bullshit. You all know its true.. Related. hello
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#11 - Thevaultboy (10/16/2012) [-]
Related.
Related.
#12 to #11 - paintedxxxgoddess (10/16/2012) [-]
i lol every damn time
i lol every damn time
#17 to #12 - huszti (10/16/2012) [-]
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#25 - hipsophobadon (10/16/2012) [-]
Every damn time I talk to my mom.   
-Hey mom I did all my chores and have a 3.5 gpa in school and don't have any homework this weekend can I go spend the night at my friends house?   
-No.   
-Why?   
-Cause 			****		 you.
Every damn time I talk to my mom.
-Hey mom I did all my chores and have a 3.5 gpa in school and don't have any homework this weekend can I go spend the night at my friends house?
-No.
-Why?
-Cause **** you.
#64 - beavisnbutthead (10/17/2012) [-]
>be in 6th grade
>teacher says she hates children
>is a teacher
>mfw
#15 - donndee (10/16/2012) [-]
That's the stupid excuse all college kids here have for everything.
#26 to #15 - wishanonscouldpost (10/16/2012) [-]
Implying most of FJ isn't in middle/high school.
User avatar #27 to #26 - aldheim (10/16/2012) [-]
I'm in my first year at University and donndee is right on the ******* money.
#19 - redflame (10/16/2012) [-]
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#56 - yuknowherpderp (10/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #42 - lolpictures (10/16/2012) [-]
I thought it would say -
Because I said so!
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#31 - MrAsdf (10/16/2012) [-]
you know your parents have no good reason when they say "because i said so".
>mfw
#7 - cornflakeslover (10/16/2012) [-]
>mfw my parent's tell me not to swear   
>mfw my parents tell me to wear a seatbelt   
>mfw people ask me for ID   
>mfw say i do childish things
>mfw my parent's tell me not to swear
>mfw my parents tell me to wear a seatbelt
>mfw people ask me for ID
>mfw say i do childish things
#65 to #7 - joocles (10/17/2012) [-]
wearing a seat belts isn't that bad, and once u start doing it it just turns into instinct and u don't think about it
#9 to #7 - anonimoss (10/16/2012) [-]
How about wear your seatbelt so you don't ******* die?

I agree with everything else
#16 to #9 - gisuar ONLINE (10/16/2012) [-]
everytime i get my snes or gc (smash bros is the **** ) out of the basement my mom's all like: not that childish **** again.

**** YOU MOM THAT'S NOT JUST FOR KIDS...
#18 to #16 - anonimoss (10/16/2012) [-]
I know that feel, all i want to do is play some mario kart
I know that feel, all i want to do is play some mario kart
#76 to #9 - thepyras (10/17/2012) [-]
He rides a motorcycle.
He rides a motorcycle.
User avatar #50 to #9 - dezcry (10/16/2012) [-]
i never wear a seat-belt because when i fly out i want to break the land speed recorded of fathers Dumbass thrown .



Anyone else?....
User avatar #51 to #50 - dezcry (10/16/2012) [-]
Farthest*
User avatar #28 to #9 - aldheim (10/16/2012) [-]
Or I could not wear and be ever so slightly more comfortable.
#38 to #28 - oliphan (10/16/2012) [-]
>More comfortable   
>Removed from gene pool   
Sounds like a win-win situation!
>More comfortable
>Removed from gene pool
Sounds like a win-win situation!
User avatar #30 to #28 - anonimoss (10/16/2012) [-]
That's your opinion, I respect that, but I'd rather be slightly less comfy than be thrown through out of the car.
#2 - piggernenis (10/16/2012) [-]
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#24 - sgc (10/16/2012) [-]
yeah aren't parents just the worst for telling you not to do fun things like drinking and smoking and swearing? you are 12 or 13 or 14, you know way better than they do and the only reason they tell you not to do these things is because they hate you and want you to be sad forever.
User avatar #44 to #24 - shogg (10/16/2012) [-]
omg sum1 undrsands me <333333
User avatar #73 - mrfourtysevenman (10/17/2012) [-]
IM AN ADULT MOM!
IM A GROWN ASS MAN
HE GUY AT THE MOVIE THEATER SAID I WAS AND HE LET ME SEE TITANIC 3D
#57 - ishotthedeputy (10/17/2012) [-]
Sounds like someone got grounded
#40 - bdowns (10/16/2012) [-]
**bdowns rolled a random image posted in comment #179 at I guess the Mayans were a little off **
User avatar #36 - kinglobster (10/16/2012) [-]
as long as you're still living off any of your parents financial support, they still own you.
#20 - thisisagoodname (10/16/2012) [-]
stopshowingoffyourparents.jpeg
User avatar #13 - swampert (10/16/2012) [-]
parents get to say stuff like "because I said so" Because stupid teenagers act like they know what the hell is going on
User avatar #21 to #13 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2012) [-]
Older =/= smarter + wiser
#22 to #21 - anon (10/16/2012) [-]
The odds are way higher if you are older though. I see teens today and they are ******* idiots.
User avatar #23 to #22 - heartlessrobot (10/16/2012) [-]
Yeah, well my mom barely made it through highschool. My dad is a ******* genius though.
User avatar #89 to #21 - swampert (10/17/2012) [-]
that doesn't change the fact that the majority of teenagers are self entitled dicks who think they know exactly what to do in every scenario
User avatar #34 - ishalltroll (10/16/2012) [-]
My mom doesn't say that to me.
I'm 18.
Oh god what am I doing here.
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